Pointless Questions

Here are a few questions to ask friends to annoy them, or really confuse them.

• What exactly would you touch with a ten-foot pole?

• If yellow and blue make green, does lemon and blueberry make lime?

• If pro is the opposite of con, is progress the opposite of congress?

• If you choke a smurf, what color will it turn?

• If one syncronized swimmer drowns, do they all drown?

• Why don't they put Surge™ in kegs? *NOTE: illegedly, kegs of Surge™ have been spotted*

• Do unfaithful Satanists go to Heaven?

• Whose cruel idea was it to put the letter 's' in the word lisp?

• Is it true that cannibals won't eat clowns because they taste funny?

• If a man is standing in a forest, and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?

• Can fat people go skinny dipping?

• Why do they lock gas station bathrooms, are they afraid someone will clean them?

• If a tin whistle is made out of tin, what is a fog horn made out of?

• If psychics really know the winning lottery numbers, why are they still working?

• Isn't it a little unnerving that doctors call what they do practice?

• One would wonder about how deep the sea would be if there were no sponges in it.

• Why don't they make mouse flavored catnip?

• Is there another word for synonym?

• If a cow laughs, will milk come out it's nose?

• If a football game was held in Flushing NY, would it be called the toilet bowl?

• Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?

• If you have relatives in the water well business, would that make them pumpkins?

• Is an illegal a sick bird?

• Is a tavern with a dirt floor called a sand bar?

• What's up with door to door salespeople? I mean how do you sell a door to a door?

• Did you know that in the year 900, 10,000 Normans invaded France. Can you imagine that many guys with the same name?

• If you're scared half to death twice, do you die?

• If you get mono twice, is it called stereo?

• Why do we drive in parkways, and park in driveways?

• Could a shaker assault be considered a religious attack?

• Does steel wool come from mechanical sheep?

• Do golfers play doctor on their days off?

• Why don't meteorologists study meteors?

• Can a vegetarian eat animal crackers?

• How long is a cat nap? Can it be measured in dog years?

• Where is the self-help section?

• Why don't men ride sidesaddle?

• If Spam™ is spiced ham, what's Sponkey?