It's the beginning of Melrose Place's (MP) 2028 season and everyone is on the edge of their seats waiting to find out if Amanda is really pregnant, which is pretty remarkable for a woman in her 60's! And if so, who's the father? Could it be the pool-boy she slept with to pay for the cleaning when she went bankrupt from her call-girl/cappuccino business; or could it have been Chaz, her mother's ex-boyfriend, who had assaulted her on Hollywood Boulevard while she was trying to earn a few quick 
As for everyone else at MP life could not be any worse. Poor Michael Mancini
, after his two week battle with temporary deafness from a dog whistle, his nights have become sleepless because of the Dead Wives Club
haunting him. But are his wives
really dead or are Kimberly, Sydney, and Jane still alive? Who would belive that? Come on, Jane's murder was so dramatic, it had to be true. Who could believe that her own parents would have beaten her with a sewing machine before stitching her up with poisonous thread? (Quite ironic since she was an aspiring designer) So what if they were her adoptive parents, they still should have been convicted of murder. Damn that Cochran and Shapiro!
Since the show has been losing ratings over the past decade, Fox decided to have the cast of MP return to its roots (and I don't mean hair color).
All of your favorite cast members will be retuning to save the place they once called home from the asteroid heading right for Melrose Place.
Well you guessed it, The Dead Wives Club are not dead at all! The three vixens (Kim, Syd and Jane) are hotter than ever and they're out for revenge. And Amanda is number one on their list!
Alison happens to catch a few minutes of the news in Betty Ford, where she was checked in by her father who she had been living with for years. Alison decides that MP is more important than her drinking problem, so with a bottle of Stoli in one hand and her keys to her Volkswagon in the other she heads off to Melrose.
The Dead Wives Club end up recruiting Michael with a little female persuasion
(if you catch my drift) to join them in destroying MP.
Jake and Amanda end up becoming more then just friends, and once Jake learns of Amanda's pregnancy, she knew she had him whipped, Jake is a sucker for single mothers! But of course there is some sort of scandal at MP
One night when Amanda and Billy are reminiscing about old times over margaritas, things end up becoming quite steamy on the steps leading up to Amanda's appartment. But who's that 
through the blinds with her bottle of Vodka, Alison, you peeping tom. Soon Jake hears word of the affair, and to get revenge he decides to make the moves on Matt. But Matt pushes off Jake's advances, and the outraged Jake informs him of Billy and Amanda's hot affair on the steps. Matt just laughs it off, and pulls out the tape he made of the two, who would have thought that altar boy Matt was an exhibitionist.
The next morning Jake decides to stop by the liquor store to pick up a case or two, and ends up bumping into Alison. He almost didn't recognize her with the dark shades. They end up going back to his place to play quarters and spin the bottle.
, but luckily she has plenty of wigs to keep her covered up. Back at MP things are getting pretty 
. And it's not just the asteroid! Everyone in Melrose realizes that this could be the last time to enjoy each others company. So Amanda decides to throw one of her famous MP barbeques/orgies in honor of the end of Melrose Place! Billy and Matt throw on their speedos and head off to the pool. Jake and Alison are too involved in their game of "Up and Down the River" to pay attention to anything going on outside!
The asteroid is getting closer by the minute. And Kim is getting balder, but with the help of Syd, Jane, and Michael, she'll be able to pull through it. All she needs is one last good scream of extasy to complete the operation. So Michael steps in!!
Meanwhile, in the middle of Amanda, Billy, and Matt's nude game of Marco Polo, Amanda realizes that the asteroid is heading right towards them! Matt and Billy start screaming and clenching one another, while Amanda lights up a cigarette. Alison gets so annoyed with the chatter, she flings open Jake's door! And before she can get out one word, she lets out a huge Vodka Burp! Combining with Amanda's flame from her lighter, ignites a huge torch of fire that surrounds Melrose Place!
To find out you'll just have to tune in to Melrose Place 2028!!!!
If you have any suggestions as to what the fate of MP should be, feel free to e-mail me.
The more outrageous the better!!!
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