The Anti Lawn Gnomes Society. (A.L.G.S.)

Hello and welcome to the Anti Lawn Gnomes Society. You may wonder, what is a lawn gnome? Well most people think they are harmless concrete doll type things used to decorate your yard. Well, I know the truth. They are actually diabolical and hostile and plan to take over Earth. I have created this Society in order to protect the people of Earth from their own destruction. Now, you probably think I'm insane. But, maybe I'm so sane, that your idea of reality is just crashing down. Hmmmm. Have you ever thought of that? Anyway, I am looking for new members, so if you're interested, email me and include your name, age, the position you want, and any other info you'd like to tell me. I will try to respond as soon as possible but it all depends on the number of applicants. However, not everyone will be accepted, there regulations. The regulations are listed below. I think they are pretty fair. One thing I'll bet you're wondering, "will I get paid?" Nope! I don't have that kind of cash flow. Sorry. So, in conclusion, if you want to save the world from diabolical land gnomes, join the A.L.G.S.©

Rules and Regulations for A.L.G.S.©

1. You must be at least 12 years of age by March 1st to join.
2. You may not harass other people into joining.
3. The info from your application will not be shared with anyone.
4. You must be an active member. Signing up means you agree to your responsilbilities.
5. You must enjoy your work.

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Positions for A.L.G.S.

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• Vice President-Taken
• Secretary-empty
• Chief(s) of Staff-empty
• Graphics Designers-empty
• Advertisers-empty
• Recruiters-empty
• Reasearch Team-empty
• General Staff-empty

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