300 Useless questions about me answered!


1. What brand of toothpaste?
Colgate

2. Shampoo + Conditioner in one ..or seperate?
Seperate

3. What Brands?
either Herbal essences or patene pro v

4. What flavor dental floss: Mint, cinnamon, bubble gum, or regular?
regular

5. Do you roll your socks, pull them up, or ?
down down down down, up looks SO stupid

6. Toilet paper: wad or fold?
Wad

7. Do you know Donald Ducks middle name?
um... does he have a middle name? I'll guess Quack

8. Favorite color?
Purple, blue, and Jade green

9. Summer footwear: sandals or nothing?
Sandals

10. Apples, oranges, or bananas?
Green apples

11. Lefty or righty?
righty

12. Glass is half-empty or half-full?
half full

13. Bleh or blah?
blah

14. What do you like about yourself?
My eyes, I think they are a nice color
15. Would you ever wear Taz boxers?
Why not? Bedtime clothes!

16. Do you sing in the shower?
yup, but only when no one is home

17. Do you talk to your cat/dog/____(your pet here)____
sure, when they're around

18. Do you talk to yourself? (BL)
When I'm by myself and doing something difficult, I give myself little pep talks

19. Do you have a secret crush on your dentist?
uhh, no

20. Do you know your mailman/woman's name?
no.

21. Do you give your mailman/woman a gift on Xmas?
No... does that make me bad?

22. Do you have 11 toes?
um.. no, but this kid at my school does, his name is stephen

23. What is the lamest pick up line u've ever used?
I don't use them, but the lamest one used on me was "wanna screw" and hands me a screw.

24. Would you ever buy/use a pink pen?
maybe back in the day I did, but not today. I am more a purple pen person.

25. Would you ever buy ANYTHING pink?
sure, if it wasn't too tacky
26. Mickey Mouse or Bugs Bunny?
um, well.... neither, Babs

27. Do you think Daffy Duck is hot?
okay, that's just a stupid question

28. Would you ever recite poetry to a girl?
well, ummmm, NO, but a guy, sure

29. If you HAD to, what color nail polish/lipstick would you wear?
I love nail polish, usually just sparklies. I don't wear lipstick though

30. Do you bite your lip when you're nervous?
no

31. Would you skip school if you had a huge zit between your eyes on picture day?
I don't know... never had a zit... but yea, I guess I would if it was not able to be hidden

32. Do tight jeans make guys look gay?
well, REALLLLLLLY tight ones, yes.

33. How do you take mascara off?
I start by not putting it on.

34. Would a girl wearing blue/green mascara turn you on?
uh no. No girl could ever turn me on, i like men

35. Do you know HOW to figure out bra size?
yea, I do. I have perfectly fitting bras, thank you.

36. Would u ever wear lip gloss?
yup

37. What's better: gummi sweettarts or sweettart gum?
gummi swetttarts

38. M&Ms or Skittles?
M&Ms

39. Do you go to public places with your mom, and actually TALK to her?
sure, why not. My mom is cool, my pals all like her

40. What is 1 + 1 ?
okay, hold on, let me get out the calculator...

41. What is your favorite holiday?
my birthday.. but I guess that isn't technically a holiday. for me it is.

42. Pick one: RuPaul - Dennis Rodman Rodman all the way

43. How old are you?
16

44. How old do you WANT to be?
17 so I can drive to school and do as I please

45. Where do you want to live?
saugus.. hehe, we all know why. :o)

46. Where do you want to go?
Europe

47. Who do you want to meet?
Jump Little children, even though I've already met them, I want to again

48. Do you like Kool-Aid?
only the tropical punch one

49. Does pine-sol smell good?
no

50. What are your favorite pizza toppings?
I'm not so fond of Pizza, I don't like Cheese

51. Do you like toast?
sure, with cinnamon on it, no butter or anything

52. Do you still carve pumpkins?
yup. I'm a kid at heart.

53. Do you still leave cookies & milk out for Santa?
kinda, sister and brother do, so I go along

54. Have you lost all your (baby) teeth?
yup, lost the last one at 8

55. Have your wisdom teeth seen light yet?
a little, they hurt.

56. Clear or colored?
colored is good.

57. When your dentist asked, what flavor fluoride did you pick: bubble-gum, grape, or mint?
My dentist has strawberry, that's what I get

58. Where is your hand right NOW?
typing away on the keyboard.

59. What is better: your right ear or left pinky?
ear, it has cute earrings

60. Okay or O'tay?
Okay. But I do prefer plain old K on some occaisons

61. French poodle or french kiss?
kiss
62. Are 2 x 4s really 2 inches by 4 inches?
I think so

63. If not, how big are they REALLY?
I don't know.

64. Do you have a 2 x 4 or a 1 x 2?
I'm sure I have both

65. Do you know your parents' birthdays/ages?
ya

66. Do you know your siblings birthdays/ages?
yea

67. Does your grandma tell you she is 29?
No, but my Gramp used to when I was little and I believed him. I told everyone that my Gram was 56 and Gramp was 29... hehehe

68. Have you ever used colored white-out?
yup, I was office helper in 7th and 8th grade

69. What do you think of Smurfette?
hehe... WHORE SMURF! lol... inside joke... I love her, she's cool

70. What is your favorite book?
I really like Sybil, it's an incredible book. Brave New World is good too.

71. How does a cabin far, far away, with a fire, candles, and the one you love sound?
so, so wonderful

72. Salmon or Cod?
None, Vegetarian all the way.

73. Crab or Lobster?
again, veggie girl

74. What sounds better: up or down?
Up

75. What sounds better: sideways or sidewards?
Sidewards is new, never heard it, so I will go with that.

76. Ok, NOW where is your hand? same place, typing away

77. Describe the best day of your life.
well, it's a long story, so just trust me, it was great.

78. Broom or mop?
well, I kinda like to mop...

79. What is your favorite word?
I really like the word dazzle. it's so pretty sounding

80. Free! Don't have to answer this since there is no question.
woo

81. What is your full name?
Mandy Lee (lee is my middle name)

82. What do you wish your name was?
Crista, I like that name alot.

83. Describe your kinkiest fantasy.
geez, you guys wanna get personal...

84. What is the weirdest middle name you've ever heard?
Eugene!! (hehe, JAY!)

85. Are your feet the same size?
Yea, aren't yours??

86. Cassettes or CDs?
CDs, I don't use cassettes

87. Is watching "How The Grinch Stole Christmas" a tradition in your home?
No

88. What are your Christmas traditions?
there aren't any, really. Opening presents.

89. How do you open your envelopes: tear or cut?
Tear

90. 210 more to go, are you bored?
YES, MEGA BIG TIME!

91. Do you like onions?
No.

92. What would you name your band, if you had one?
Dazzle

93. Have you ever worn a dress?
of course, all the time

94. Did you know that if you talk into a vent, someone in a nearby room will hear you?
Not true, I've tried

95. Frogs or toads?
frogs, water dwelling is better

96. Do u believe in making a wish at 11:11?
yep, and you hold something red!

97. 8 or 3?
um, 83, my birth year!

98. How long can you hula-hoop for?
a long time

99. Did you know Dave is AWESOME?
Yea, I know plenty of awesome Daves.

100. You made it. Do you love me now?
You know it

101. Did you ever eat crayons when you were little?
No, but I melted them

102. On your last birthday, what did you wish for?
someone special to love me.. and a few months later, I got it.

103. Do you know all the words to the National Anthem?
yes

104. Is watching the Superbowl a party in your house?
ugh... yes... (*shudder*)

105. Are you going to name your son Elvis?
No way in hell

106. If not, what?
Fred, family tradition

107. What about your daughter?
Lisa, sienna, Rachel

108. Describe your most embarrassing moment.
I don't really have one

109. Do you read tabloids?
rarely

110. Did you ever find Bugs Bunny attractive when he put on a dress and played a girl bunny?
um... no

111. Do you like cotton candy?
not really

112. Do you suffer from cramps?
YES!! and very very badly...

113. Do you have that not-so-fresh feeling?
who wants to know?? lol...

114. Favorite food?
Ziti with Meatless sauce

115. What would be the first thing you would do if you won the lottery?
SHOPPING SPREE!!!

116. Ribbed or plain?
hehehehe...

117. "Lala" or "Skittle de bop du wop"?
I have never heard the skittle one.. but BOTH!

118. Apple pie or cherry pie?
Apple pie! Hate cherries

119. Pepsi or Coke?
neither

120. Strawberry or Vanilla?
Strawberry!

121. Favorite movies?
Grease, any horror flick

122. Favorite Actor?
Josh Jackson.

123. Favorite Actress?
Katie Holmes

124. Cheerios or corn flakes?
Cheerios!

125. Panty hose or thigh-highs?
panty hose, AKA tights

126. Do you shave your legs?
Of course

127. Midnight or mid-day?
Midnight, definately

128. Hope or Billy?
Hope, I guess, I don't really understand...

129. Cottonball or Q-tip?
Cottonball!

130. Dry or lubricated?
Lubricated...

131. Fast or slow?
Fast!

132. Hard or soft?
hard

133. Yogurt or ice-cream?
only FROZEN yogurt over Ice cream, regular yogurt is yucky

134. Spoon or fork?
Spoon, I believe

135. Are you crying right now?
no

136. Fling or flick?
Fling

137. Look at your middle finger, on your right hand, what do you see?
cute glittery nailpolish from contempo casuals, and a cute ring that my pal and I have as friendship rings.

138. Look to your left, what do you see?
same cute nailpolish, and another cute ring, this one is silver with flowers.

139. Look to your right, what do you see?
A wall with white wallpaper

140. Who is at your house right now?
Gram, Brother, sister, kid we babysit, 1 of 2 doggies, a kitty, a few fishies, a hampster, and my pal from down the street

141. Are your legs crossed right now?
yup, as usual

142. Do a few twirls, are you dizzy now?
No, I've done ballet, tap, and Jazz since I was little, I NEVER get dizzy

143. Favorite song?
I have alot. There are too many to write

144. Boxers or briefs?
I like boxers on guys...

145.Tootsie pops or blowpops?
tootsie rolls

146. Big Red, Juicy Fruit, or Doublemint?
Juicy Fruit or doublemint, I don't know... either

147. Do you like to fish?
No. it is boring

148. Is your grandpa cool?
Not really, but he isn't a loser, he is relatively nifty.

149. Does your grandpa bore you with long stories?
nope, I like the stories.

150. Do you snore?
I don't believe so

151. Describe how your breath smells right now.
freshly brushed cinnamon flavor/scent!

152. If you were a girl, would you rather be "Matilda" or "Alexis."
Alexis

153. Does it taste good?
Does what taste good?

154. Do you lick your envelopes or use a sponge?
Lick, only weirdo's use sponges.

155. Do you chew on pens/pencils/--?
not really, but when I am really stressed I do

156. What is your favorite comic (like in the paper!)
Brenda Starr and Meg

157. Acting class or class act?
acting class, I am an actress

158. Upside-down or downside-up?
downside-up

159. What's up?
Eh, the ceiling...

160. What does "GROWL TIGER" make you think of?
a growling tiger!

161. What does this -> dmfglkserhngjkqb make you think of?
toothpaste fights with the other cheerleaders, some one made that noise when they got some of it to the face.

162. Blondes or brunettes?
Brunettes, I am one

163. Push or pull?
Push

164. If a door says pull, do you automatically push?
Nah, unless it is written on in permanent marker, with some stupid male's handwriting, then you KNOW to push

165. Do you even read those door things?
sometimes, but read above

166. Do spiders scare you?
Ya! I hate em

167. What does?
um... dark houses when I am alone

168. Did you know I was scared of FROGS when I was a baby?
oh, frogs are kinda scary...

169. What was your first word?
Daddy

170. What was your first phrase?
Daddy, I want...

171. What can you not pronounce?
I can pronounce everything, pretty much

172. Did you know my phone just rang?
yea, didn't everyone???

173. Is your phone ringing?
eh, no, we only have one line

174. What's your phone number?
(**8)3**-7*** figure the *'s out..

175. Do you eat your toe-nails?
No

176. Are you in drag right now?
no

177. WalMart of Kmart?
neither, but if I have to, then walmart, my pal works there

178. Jim Carrey or Mariah Carey?
Mariah

179. How many REAL push-ups can you do? <
eh, 5?

180. How many fake push-ups can you do?
Many, many, many...

181. Go run a mile. You have ten minutes. -- Are you tired now?
no, I can do it in 7 1/2 minutes

182. Does your bike have 2 wheels?
don't they all??

183. Are they flat?
No, they are full

184. Can you do a hand-stand?
Yea, I am a gymnast

185. Front or back?
um, either

186. Walk backwards for 5 steps. Stop. Turn around. What time is it?
7:13

187. Are you on fire right now?
No, but i am watching Home Improvement, and Tim Allen's character is

188. If I give you a piece of paper, what are the odds of you not eating it?
pretty good.

189. Sprite or 7-up?
7-up, if I have to choose

190. Mug Rootbeer or DrPepper?
ugh, I hate both

191. Bambi or Thumper?
Well, if we are talking about people I know, I'm not gonna choose, I love Kate (bambi) and Thumper (adam) alot.

192. Do you think Flower is hot?
nah

193. If I told you to jump off a bridge, would you?
nope

194. Would you lick Prince's feet for $5?
No, that is just plain nasty

195. Do you know there are people who would do that for free?
There probably are, but I really don't know them or would I want to.

196. Umm. can you count how many questions are left?
yes, 104

197. Is your left pinky right-handed?
I don't think so

198. 5+7+8-1234569%555x3=?
-6733

199. If you had 5 dollars, went to the store to buy 1 apple for 50 cents, but they were out, how many apples would you have?
none, unless I went to another store or had some at home

200. Do you know how many calories you burn when you do the wild thing?
2000 (don't ask me how I know.. long story, but that is right!)

201. How do you spell Czechoslovakia?
Czechoslovakia

202. Can you burp whenever you want?
eh, no

203. Will you call me?
sure

204. What is the corniest pick-up line you've ever HEARD?
wanna screw (while holding up a screw)

205. When you sit are you actually standing?
nah

206. Spit or swallow? (gum)
Spit.

207. When it's time for you to go to bed, do you go or stay up talking to me?
eh, I talk, but not to you

208. Did you know Mariah Carey rulez?
no, I didn't
209. How old were you when you were 12?
um, 12

210. On a good day how many tootsie pops can you eat?
1 at most

211. On a bad?
1

212. X-Men or Power Rangers?
Power Rangers

213. Go into a crowded public place.. try to bite your ear and hit your chest.. What happens?
nothing, because I don't do it

214. Do people give you money?
not usually

215. Pizza or squid?
Pizza, with no cheese or meat

216. Love or war?
Love, definately

217. What's your favorite sense: touch, sight, hearing, smelling, or taste? and why?
sight and touch are both my faves, cuz they are the most important. (and by the way, if you can't smell, you can't taste)

218. If you could relive one day of your life, what day, and why?
hm... I don't know, there are a few..

219. Shake or stir?
stir, shaking is SO messy

220. Pen or pencil?
pen

221. On or off?
on

222. Ribbit or croak?
ribbit

223. Comb or brush?
brush, combs hurt

224. Sitting: indian-style or on your knees.
indian-style, my knees sometimes hurt

225. What do you call them: Bangs or fringe?
bangs, who'd call them fringe????

226. How long are yours?
as long as the rest of my hair

227. How long is it?
The hair? Just below my shoulders

228. Will you please send me your picture?
sure

229. A large group of friends or a best friend?
I have both

230. Nick or Shawn?
both, I'm not choosy

231. Lori or Kim?
Kim and Lori, yet again, I'm not choosy

232. Laurie or Lori?
Lori

233. Chris or Kris?
both

234. Who is the most perverted person you've ever met?
One of my old teachers

235. Why?
think about it... and only he can tell why he was the way he was

236. Who is the weirdest person you've ever met?
either Julia Lopez or Marcie DeFeo

237. Why?
Because they are so cool, they are my pals

238. Would you consider yourself: wild or mild?
WILD

239. Would you consider yourself: shy, fly, high, or dry?
fly! that sounds cool

240. Would you consider yourself: bad, rad, mad, or sad? (ok these are lame so what :P)
mad rad... (mad means wicked)

241. Wind, water, or fire?
Water (said with a british accent, wah-ta!!)

242. Earth or sky?
Sky

243. Iced or hot?
Icy hot

244. Mocha or regular?
Regular

245. Would you like fries with that?
eh, maybe

246. Single or double?
double for dates, single with food

247. Mild or hot sauce?
hot sauce

248. What do you think about guns?
ugh, hunting family... let's leave that at that

249. What color is your hand?
eh, tanned

250. Do you like being called nice?
Sure!

251. Are you right-faced?
huh?

252. If you were a frog would you eat flies?
I guess, though I am vegetarian

253. Do you eat flies already?
No! I am a vegetarian

254. If you were a cat would you eat rats?
NO!!!!

255. Do you have a pet rat?
No, but we used to have a bunch of mice

256. Name your pets.
there are so damned many I can't possibly name them all. The fave is my kitty

257. Do you love your pets?
YES!

258. Our you an exclamation kind of person or a period?
exclamation!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I dislike other forms of punctuation

259. Do you love me (question mark)
uh, why not.

260. VHS or hi-8?
VHS, what is a hi-8??

261. What is better: sand or dirt?
Sand, you can play in it

262. What is better: walks on the beach with sand flying at you or walks in the mountains with killer squirrels?
beach, i don't mind sand

263. Are you scared of small animals?
some of 'em

264. Alvin, Simon, or Theodore?
ALVIN!

265. Leave-in or Rinse-out?
Rinse-out, leave-ins weigh down your hair

266. Straight, waves, or curls?
curls, I hate my straight hair

267. Who is your favorite power ranger?
hate em all

268. Who is your favorite smurf?
The whore smurf--I mean, the girl one

269. Who is your favorite GI Joe?
em, I don't know, I've never played with em

270. Do you love Optimus Prime?
What is it?

271. How did Optimus Prime die in Transformers - the movie?
I don't know

272. Did you watched Pee Wee's Playhouse when you were little?
Yep, I loved that show

273. Would you watch it now if it was still on?
probably not

274. How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?
2349063945

275. Will the world ever know?
Yup, I just told you

276. Did you have to go ask Owl to find out?
nah, just believe me

277. Winnie the Pooh, Tigger, Kanga, Roo, Piglet, Eeyore, Rabbit, or Owl?
Pooh and rabbit

278. Was Winnie The Pooh better as a cartoon or puppets?
Cartoon, puppets were not real looking

279. Have you ever been to Disneyland?
no, but going next year

280. Have you ever been to Disneyworld?
no, but going soon

281. If not, do you want to? If yes, do you want to go again?
Of course!

282. Have you ever been out of the country?
no (unless you count the "countries" in busch gardens), but I am going to canada with my school, and then France next year

283. If so, where?
um, already told ya

284. Do you like where you live?
eh, it's alright...

285. Do a cart-wheel. Was that fun?
yea, and EXTREMELY easy, I am gymnast

286. Count your fingers. How many do you have?
(*thinks hard... 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9...*) I have 10!!

287. How many times has Wile E. Coyote been squished?
I believe that it is around 123904819236587254 times...

288. Do you secretlywish the road-runner would get caught? no

289. Who is better: Sylvester or Tweety? both rock, but sylvester should I have to choose

290. Is your room messy right now?
well, better than usual...

291. Count your fingers again. How many do you have now?
10

292. Are you sure you counted correctly?
yup yup!

293. Do you have a thing for Peter Cottontail?
Not really.

294. Have you ever been in love with a cartoon character?
not that I can remember!

295. What is your favorite TV show?
friends, ER, Just shoot me, CONAN, letterman, Dawson's creek

296. Who is your favorite cartoon character?
Jessica Rabbitt

297. Who is your favorite TV character?
Joey and Dawson, Dawson's creek

298. What is your favorite awards show?
hm... MTV awards

299. Do you think you are going to be famous one day?
OF COURSE! I am going to be an actress... I've already been in many plays and such.

300. If so, for what? If no, why not?
for acting! woohoo!



that's the end!