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have moved them to my links page. Mostly Created by me and updated often, use these to find all the other sites I've created.

Homepage Where you are right now.

Wondering why my site isn't getting a lot of udpates?
-updated 1-19-06

This years reasons

Blog - gus008 now with Smoot, Nate, and Dicko.
Erik on MySpace

Last years reasons

Besides the tons of weddings, coaching, work, and normal life gets in the way of wasting time on the internet kind of shit, we had the House Remodel 2005 NEW

and coming never, or slightly sooner since I actually have the pictures on my home computer, just not the time or desire to post them, New Orleans trip, Pat and Stacy's wedding, and later last summer, Dicko's wedding

UPDATE, although I'm too lazy to get my pics on the site, Sabrina and Ryan had someone good at using the internet and a camera make them a professional site.


Seriously, 3,000+ hits, but only 4 guestbooks signatures last year and only 1 feedback. Can't I get a little love???

6-22-05 - and a few great links until I stop being lazy and organize all my links again.

AFI 100 best movie quotes
AFI 100 best movies

7-20-05
and a few more links to show that I am not just working on my yard and drinking while on vacation. I sometimes also get busy at work and use that excuse to ignore my site...
But I did find a forum for discussion about Scott Adams' (Dilbert) new non-dilbert books and the ideas the books present. God's Debris forum discusses God's Debris and the newest book, Religion War , which I am reading this week along with Star Wars, Harry Potter, Shadow of the Giant, and High Druid of Shanarra. On top of playing KOTOR on xbox. Ohhhh baby am I busy not working on my website.

HA HA

Here is a great new article about Choose Your Own Adventure books that didn't make it to print. The site also has tons of great humor, so here is the main page link too.
somethingawful.com


NEW SITES
ourcolony.net
CtrlAltDel.com Funny gaming comic
GamersPerspective.com
NEScentral.com

Check out my video game site , with info on the GAME OF THE YEAR from 2004. Also now includes a dorky picture of me with my new copy of Doom 3. Cause beer makes you do dumb things.

GTA Forums discuss GTA San Andreas
GTA fun guide fan guide to GTA San Andreas
and of course a link to Red vs. Blue (Halo) .

Gamespot Reviews, chat, cheats, etc. (voted best game site of the year) This is where you will find me lately, when I'm online.

plus

Halo 2 quote of the week 2005
"Un-frickin-believable"
(heard after Bo got 30 straight kills)

Halo 2 quote Jan 21st
(finally back on Xbox Live)
I had more kills than their entire team. They kept running out of their base, and I kept killing them. Then when it was our turn, we set a new assault record. I think one guy didn't even get killed the whole game...

Halo 2 last quote of the week 2004
"If you think it's not fair, you should consider not bringing a knife to a gun fight..."

Halo 2 quote week 4
"Everyone that you kill in Halo 2 sucks, and everyone that kills you is a fucking cheater."

Halo 2 quote week 3
"I don't care if you got more kills you dick, we were playing king of the hill and you got 8th. You Suck!"

Halo 2 quote week 2
"He's out on assignment, and by assignment, I mean at home playing Halo 2."
-unknown editor, Gamespot

week 1
"Halo 2 is a lot like Halo 1, only it's Halo 1 on fire, going 130 miles per hour through a hospital zone, being chased by helicopters and ninjas ... And, the ninjas are all on fire, too."
—Jason Jones, Bungie Studios

10-25-04
In case anyone needs me, I will be at home playing Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas, until 11-9-04, when I will be playing Halo 2, probably without sleep until I pass out. Updates to the page will be made at work, which means they will be short, and probably only about video games.

I've put on some new pics from us Drinking again, so check em out.

And just for kicks, go to the
website to get the latest hype on Kevin Smith's new project "the Passion of the Clerks."
Thats right, a sequel to Clerks...SWEEEEEEEEET!

and now a page all about the making of it.
Clerks 2

Link of the Week
Huck the Fuskies on GoCougs.net

More Funny links
to come
Newgrounds.com
and a funny pic

Ramblings

Check out my joke pages at my humor links! I've added some new ones and some cartoons, as well as some Yo Mama jokes.
I will keep adding as I get them; so far there are just a handful so send me your best and get your name in lights (or at least bold print).

Also, check out the quotes links. There's even some new links like Bullshit Job.com and some great Dilbert and Office Space Quotes.
You can see the quote of the day, past quotes, and even dumb quotes by my boss and other induhviduals.

I got pictures and changed some stuff about 5 years ago. It only took me three months then. It took about the same this time. Now I've got some newer picks and the more you guys send in, the more get posted. I've even added a page full of old dorky pictures of me and my friends, so if you got a good one of someone, send it in.

Also, check out some of the random links too.
Other links like Y2KHAI and Die Jar Jar are just plain damn funny. Where's George tracks where your money has been, another good time waster.

If I find any other random sites that are fun, I'll let you know by just adding them to the link list. I find cool sites all the time because there are so many out there (just found an 80's movie site -see my movie pages-) and I try and put them on these pages somewhere, so if you have one that should be on here, let me know.

Drinking

NOT SO NEW, but true

Subject: Scotch
courtesy of Doctors Dirk and Darryl Lamfers

Why do full-length golf courses have 18 holes, and not 20, or 10 or an even dozen?
How many of you golfers know the answer to this one?
During a discussion among the club's membership board at St. Andrews in 1858, one of the members pointed out that it takes exactly 18 shots to polish off a fifth of Scotch.
By limiting himself to only one shot of Scotch per hole, the Scot figured a round of golf was finished when the Scotch ran out.


Your belly can make a handy beer-rest.

I am nerdier than 54% of all people. Are you nerdier? Click here to find out!

also, it was new 7/05, but not really new now.
I had my
1995 Mark Morris Monarchs
10 year reunion.

Beer, Movies, Quotes, Pictures, Vids, Sports…


Welcome

It's a shame to take off the picture of Tricia, but here is another great pic sent in by our friend Todd.

A great movie line from Head of State

  • Reporter: Who did you vote for?
  • Meat Man: For what?
  • Reporter: The President.
  • Meat Man: Of what?
  • Reporter: The United States.
  • Meat Man: Of what?
  • Reporter: Of America.
  • Meat Man: What America?
  • Reporter: North America.
  • Meat Man: Naw slick, I don't vote. You wanna buy some of this meat or what?
    Just because you've graduated, or married, or whatever, doesn't mean you shouldn't still enjoy a nice beer or your preferred hard drink, instead of having that second bowl of fruity pebbles or choking down a granola bar.

    UPDATE
    CRAP...I'm 27, wait no, 28, and gettin old enough to forget when my birthday is. Buy me a beer a little late, or a little early depending on how you look at it, and get your well-deserved recognition on my page.

    Speaking of which, Lowell Roemer bought me a few beers at the moose the other day. HOOORAAYY Lowell!

    I also think that work shouldn't stop you from enjoying your favorite beverage...

    Inside of your favorite 1995 Cougar Football mug, of course.

    GO COUGS!


    AND NOW!!! Smoot drinking at work.

    If you’ve been here before, notice that everything's changed and is changing again. I'm really depending on feedback to make this site fun to visit.

    Thanks to reader suggestions Garrett, Smoot, Kennedy, Freiheit, Chaz, and Tom, I've made some big changes over the past year since I got back online. Contact me if you have a link or saying or joke or picture you want posted.

    Some of the new stuff includes a links page, quote of the day page, Smoot's page, and Homer Simpson quotes, with beauties like this one.

    "Conserve water. Drink Beer"
    - Anonymous

    And make sure you contact me with your ideas, even if you've already told me them, because...

    I suffer from CRS (can't remember shit).

    And remember, beer is not just a drink, it can also be a chaser.
    So, If it's gonna be that kind of party,
    I'm gonna put my balls in the mash potatoes.

    NOW YOU KNOW, AND KNOWING IS HALF THE BATTLE...

    Thanks for coming.

    -G

    MOVIES
    (I'VE GOT THIS UPDATED)
    My Current Favorites

    Check my movie pages for more good quotes, other favorites, and 80's movies, and be sure to send me your favorites.

    • Spaceballs (Now you see that EVIL will always triumph …because GOOD is dumb.)
    • OLD SCHOOL -best comedy of last year. (When I come in there, I'm gonna show you a little trick I call Crouching Tiger, Hidden Penis.)
    • the Usual Suspects (The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled, was convincing the world he didn't exist... and then like that, he was gone.) This was by far the best ending of the last 10 years. If you don't agree, eat my ass.
    • Indiana Jones (duu duu du Duu, duu du duuu, Duu duu du DUUUUU, Duu du du du du...)

    • the Big Lebowski
      Since I started bowling more than twice a year, and I love this movie and white russians, I thought I would show you a website dedicated to people dressing like the characters from this movie and getting together to drink and bowl Lebowski Fest
    These are just a few, the rest are now on my other pages. Check em out.

    So I had a bunch of pictures from brewfest, 2004 on here.

    Well I added some Crabfest, 2005 pictures, and decided that current drunk pictures needed their own page.

    So....to the 2004-2005 Drinking Page Batman!

    Next will be some pictures from my cousins wedding when I remember to get them off the camera...

    I think I drink too much, last time I gave a urine sample, it had an olive in it.
    -Rodney Dangerfield (courtesy of Dicko)

    Garrett has moved to his own page, and there is fun Blitz stuff from his days as the much loved Blitz.
    and don't forget to check out Todd's and Kiara's pages.

    And some fun links I found when voting for Gamespot for best game-related website on the webby awards. I remember looking for a few good actor and movie websites a few years ago when I started this site. There weren't many, and now I think it's time to try again, cause I found these...
    EddieIzzard.com
    AdamSandler.com
    SomethingAwful.com
    NationalLampoon.com
    FourWordFilmReview.com

    and how about another fun site
    Seeklyrics.com Tired of singing the wrong words in the car...?

    Now that I found some cool sites, maybe I'll do some more fun searches, or ask Smoot to give me some more.
    For instance, some like these
    BBC- The Office
    NBC- The Office
    The Office is hillarious. If you haven't seen the british or the american version, I recommend both.
    New
    The Office BLOG by Rainn Wilson aka:Dwight Schrute
    The Office BLOG by BJ Novak aka: Ryan the Intern
    (BJ is actually one of the writers)

    If you take funny pictures of people, and then leave your camera sitting around, someone is bound to take a picture of you sleeping.

    Me and my cat Noah recovering from playing Halo 2 til 6 in the morning.

    I have been adding to the Quote page again. Check it out, and send me some good ones you have heard or said.

    Also, I have been on my Gamespot profile a lot lately.
    You can see all kinds of fun stuff I post, as well as my journal below.

    More random clicking on internet sites and their links has led me to this KillSomeTime.com and this BoingBoing.net and this Random Quotes page. Great quotes like these couple...

    "The idea that Bill Gates has appeared like a knight in shining armour to lead all customers out of a mire of technological chaos neatly ignores the fact that it was he who, by peddling second-rate technology, led them into it in the first place."
    -- writer Douglas Adams, on Windows 95

    Lead me not into temptation. I can find it myself.

    We have them just where they want us.
    -- James Kirk

    I watched Richard Jeni's newest special on HBO again, and felt the need to link to his sight along with a few quotes.

    "Somebody said a guy becomes a comedian the way a girl becomes a hooker. You start out doing it for a few close friends, then you move onto larger groups, then you figure, hey, I might as well get paid for it."

    "Croissants...We may not have invented them, but we will fuck em up and make a billion dollars selling it." They slap some spicy meat and runny cheese in some bread and shoot it at you through the drive through window..."Here's your croissanwhich you fat piece of shit!"

    "And now they have a word for these people...Morbidly Obese." "How bad is that, when the word Obese doesn't quite cut it. They have to add a word to describe your Obesity."

    Found a show last year on the Sci-Fi channel that you should watch if you haven't yet.
    It premieres in its second season on 7-27-05 and is called
    Tripping the Rift
    It's is an adult cartoon, complete with Chode the 3-eyed 4-tentacled purple alien captain, T'nuk a 3-breasted 4-legged ugly pig alien, Six the sex slave/first mate, Gus the sarcastic gay robot, Whip the lazy nephew of the captain, Bob the lazy drunk spaceship computer, Darph Bobo the evil clown arch-nemisis, and plenty of drinking and sexual humor.
    (one episode even had a clown orgy...)
    I watched this show one time, and had to watch three episodes in a row. The newest episode was hilarious, and now the first season is on dvd (link at top of page). Check it out

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    This Dilbert comic explains my buddy Dirk perfectly

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