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consent of whoever I stole it from.
You have reached the classroom of insanity. If you've made it this
far you deserve a reward. Pat your self on the back. Now, do it hopping on one foot. Then
do it while hopping on one foot and spinning. Okay, so you think you're all big and bad
now, right? Well, you're not. Can you pat yourself on the back, hop on one foot, spin, and
rase your lifted knee to your nose? If you can, you should e-mail me. If you just kneed
yourself in the face that's your own fault. Why would anyone listen to me anyway? Geeze...
I'm not going to force you to do anything. (Subliminal message: Your pants are on fire.)
Oh, my. The cows just got loose, hold on! Phew, that was a close one. I have a feeling
that you are either bored, lonely, or I told you to come here. If you are bored, then you
shouldn't be here because there's nothing to see or do. In fact, this web page has no
purpose what so ever. If you're lonely, join the club! I suggest you call someone and make
plans before you become depressed and then slowing give in to the forces that long to push
you into their will. No, don't listen to them, yes they are there but they are wrong.
Unless, of course, they want you to send me money and in that case, feel free. If I sent
you here then I was probably bored. Now, you are bored. I can spread my boredness. Is
boredness a word? I'll have to ask Dan...
Let me tell you a story. Here it goes... Once upon
a time, there were four people named Everybody, Somebody, Nobody, and Anybody. Whenever
there was an important job to be done, Everybody was sure that Somebody would do it.
Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did it. When Nobody did it, Everybody got angry
because it was Everybody's job. Everybody thought Somebody would do it, but Nobody
realized that Nobody would do it. So consequently, Everybody blamed Somebody when Nobody
did what Anybody could have done in the first place! THE END
Anyone have any ideas on what I can do with this lil' bit of cyberspace?
If you would like to visit the child of Inanity101 you may do so. I'd like to introduce I AM A BANANA! Brought you you by the same fReAk that wrote Insanity101. And remember sanity is in the eye of the beholder.