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My Ramblin'

Message Board

I was surfing around the net and I found this's really cute so I decided to put it on my page!

Four women were having coffee and bragging about their children. The first woman says, "My son is a priest. When he walks into a room, everyone calls him FATHER. The next woman tries to top her, Really? My son married the princess of a small European country and when he walks into the room, people call him YOUR HIGHNESS! The third woman chirps, "Well, MY son is a cardinal of the church. Whenever he walks into a room, people call him YOUR EMINENCE! The fourth woman is just sitting there sipping her coffee silently, and the other three look at her in a subtle way, as if to say 'well...?' She smiles and says ;Oh. Well. My son is a very handsome and large hockey player. Whenever he walks into a room, women say OH MY GOD...!

The Diagnosis

The psychology instructor had just finished a lecture on mental health and was giving an oral test.

Speaking specifically about manic depression, she asked, "How would you diagnose a patient who walks back and forth screaming at the top of his lungs one minute, then sits on a bench weeping uncontrollably the next?"

A young man in the rear raised his hand and answered, "A hockey coach?"