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9/04/00          

New layout is Finally luanched.

Art Gallery 7 Added.

9/03/00          

I put the finishing touches on new layout.

8/18/00          

Sounds added with quotes.

8/17/00          

New quotes added.

8/16/00          

New quotes and pictures were added under a brand new layout.  

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Homer Quotes                                                               

  • Wahoo!! [Hear It!]
  • Doh!!!! [Hear It!]
  • Donuts, is there anything they can't do? [Hear It!]
  • Ooh the internet is on Computers now. [Hear It!]
  • The only guys who were Hawaiian shirts are gay guys and big fat party animals
  • Sweet Merciful Crap! [Hear It!]
  • Lisa do I have my pants on?!
  • It takes two people to lie, one to lie and one to listen
  • You suck-didly-uck Flanders [Hear It!]
  • a woman is a lot like a beer...they look good...they smell good...and you would run over your own mother to get one
  • Excuse me Doctor, I think I know a little something about medicine.
  • Son, when you attend sporting events, its not whether you win or lose its how drunk you get
  • To start, press 'anykey'. Where is the anykey? [Hear It!]
  • Nacho, nacho man. I want to be a nacho man [Hear It!]
  • Hey, can you take the wheel for a second, I have to scratch my self in two places at once. [Hear It!]
  • ooh, a graduate student huh? How come you guys can go to the moon but can't make my shoes smell good? [Hear It!]
  • Now son, you don't want to drink beer. That's for Daddies, and kids with fake IDs.
  • If you really want something in life you have to work for it. Now quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers.
  • To alcohol! The cause of - and solution to - all of life's problems! [Hear It!]
  • I saw this in a movie about a bus that had to speed around a city, keeping its speed over 50, and if its speed changed, it would explode! I think it was called, The Bus That Couldn't Slow Down.

  • Alcohol is a way of life, alcohol is my way of life, and i aim to keep it! [Hear It!]

  • Don't let Krusty's death get you down, boy. People die all the time. Just like that. Why, you could wake up dead tomorrow. Well, good night.

  • Lisa, if you don't like your job you don't strike. You just go in every day and do it really half-assed. That's the American way.

  • Stealing! How could you? Haven't you learned anything from that guy who gives those sermons at church? Captain what's-his-name?
  • Television - teacher, mother, secret lover!
  • good Things don't end in "eum", they end in "Mania" or "Teria" [Hear It!]
  • Lisa, Vampires are make believe, like Elves, Gremlins, and Eskimos. [Hear It!]
  • Carnies Built this country, the carnival part of it anyway. [Here It!]
  • The Alien has a sweet Heavenly Voice...Like Urkle, And he appears every Friday night...Like Urkle. [Hear It!]
  • If god didn't want me to eat in church, he would of made gluttony a sin.
  • (talking about his gun)I felt a surge of power, like god must feel, when he's holding a gun
  • All my life I've been an obese man trapped inside a fat mans body. [Hear It!]
  • My Bologna has a first name its H-O-M-E-R, my bologna has a second name its H-O-M-E-R. [Hear It!]
  • This ticket doesn't just give me a seat, it gives me the right, NO, the DUTY! to make a complete ass of myself. [Hear It!]
  • (surrounded by a rhino) Jesus, Alla, Buddha...I love you all!
  • ...and I'm not impressed easily...WOW a blue car!!!
  • Hello opperator? Give me the number for 911. [Hear It!]
  • Don't worry honey, daddy will fix that broken animal.
  • What are you going to do? Release the dogs? or the Bees?  Or the dogs with bees in there mouth and when they bark they shoot bees at you?
  • It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow, i managed to fit in eight hours of TV a day.
  • Hey, if you dont like it, go to Russia! [Hear It!]
  • I am so smart, I am so smart, S-M-R-T, i mean, S-M-A-R-T. [Hear It!]
  • English? Who needs that, I'm never going to England [Hear It!]
  • Hahahahaha, I'm so funny. [Hear It!]
  • Yummy, Yummy, Yummy, I got love in my tummy. [Hear It!]
  • Man it feels good to get out of that car!  Oooo go-karts, come on every body, lets go! [Hear It!] 
  • In this house we obey the laws of Thermodynamics! [Hear It!]
  • Shut up brain, or i'll stab you with a Q-tip.  [Hear It!]

Special thanks to Dan for providing Homer Wavs.

Special thanks to Dan and Andrew for providing technical and content advice.

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