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Here Are Some Amusing Quotes/Phrases From: People, Keychains, Bumperstickers, Movies.....Alot Of Sources "iM sUrE uVe hEaRd tHat bEhInD eVeRy GrEaT gUy tHeRES a gReAt GiRL WeLL hAve u HeArD tHat bEhInD eVeRy GrEaT gIrL.... ..ThErEs a GuY sTaRiNg aT hEr AsS" (thanks heather) "ThErEs 2 TyPeS Of GrEaT PÅRtIeS, ThOsE U'lL NeVeR FoRgEt N ThOsE U CaNt EvEn ReMeMbEr"(thanks KT, this iz very true, ive been to alot of both lol) "I`ve made my list, I`ve checked it twice, as long as you`re naughty,it`s gonna be nice"(thankz kristen) "Honk if you like Hanson! Then drive into a tree"(i'm a member of the hanson haters)(shannon m. is the president) "God may love you but i still think your an asshole!" Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder... Since we met it's been u & i a tear for a tear an eye for an eye and u know that my heart gonna cry if u leave me lonley cuz u not just my love u my homie Suicide is away of telling God, You can't fire me I quit!!!!! (Don Jack) I may be fat, but you're ugly - I can lose weight!(Don Jack) god made coke god made pepsi god made ________ soooooooo damn sexy!!!!(thankz Meg) "This is bullshit, I think that Samoin guy, fuckwho, or whatever his name was should have won the royal rumble" (murph ur an idiot) "Mesfin your sleeping on the couch tonight!"(you tell'em Mike) loves a sensation, caused by a temptation. a guy sticks his location in a girls destination, to increase he population of the next generation. do you understand my explanation? or do you need a demonstration?(Meg D) smile....its the 2nd best thing u can do with ur lips!(Meg D) a penny saved is a penny earned........and a penny earned won't by you shit it's not the winning the race that counts, nor the taking part; it's making fun of the little fat kid on the side who always comes in last "You shouldn't criticize people untill you've walked a mile in their shoes...after all...you'll be a safe mile away and you'll have their shoes!!"(thankz andrea) A peach is a peach A plum is a plum A kiss isn't a kiss without some tongue So open your mouth and close your eyes And give your tongue some exercise(thankz Meg!!) "The answer to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a beer bottle, they're on TV." -Homer Simpson Television doesn't make serial killers, canceling tv shows makes serial killers! I can't wait till lunch We're like a PB&J You're smooth like peanut butter and I'm sweet like jelly We're good separate but we're so much better together We get a little messy at times Things get a little sticky once and a while and we still have to cut the crust off But in the end, when lunch is ready We taste so good together "Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar." --Drew Carey "I have a great diet. You're allowed to eat anything you want, but you must eat it with naked fat people." - Ed Bluestone "The senator has got to understand if he's going to have - he can't have it both ways. He can't take the high horse and then claim the low road." -George W. Bush, in Feb. 2000 "I don't believe in hitting my kids. I find that waving my gun around pretty much does the trick." -- Denis Leary "Losers always talk about doing their best; winners go home and f*ck the prom queen." Sean Connery as Mason ~ The Rock "The dumber people think you are, the more suprised they'll be when you kill them!" Assassin "Our Ode to Sundays (After a fun Saturday night) Starkle, starkle, little twink, who the hell are you I think? I'm not under what you call the alcofluence of incohol. I'm just a little slort of sheep, I'm not drunk like thinkle peep. I don't know who is me yet, but the drunker I stand here, the longer I get. So, just give me one more fink to drill my cup, cause I got all day sober to Sunday up. "...Out of all the days in the year, Saint Patrick's Day is the most fun, because I get to show Irish pride in more ways than one." -Kmott Andy Rooney's Thought On Life.... The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. And then you die. What's that? A bonus? I think the life-cycle is all backwards. You should die first and get it all over with. Then you live in an old age home. You get kicked out when you're too young. You get a gold watch. You go to work. You work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You do drugs, alcohol and party. You get ready for high school. You go to grade school and become a kid. You play. You have no responsibilities. You become a little baby & go back into the womb. You spend your last nine months floating... Then, you finish off as an orgasm. I like it. (On going to war over religion:) "You're basically killing each other to see who's got the better imaginary friend." - Rich Jeni "And God said: 'Let there be Satan, so people don't blame everything on Me. And let there be lawyers, so people don't blame everything on Satan.'" -John Wing If God had wanted me to go to church for an hour a week, he would have made the week an hour longer. -Homer Simpson "I drink to make other people interesting." -George Jean Nathan "I luv him,oh yes I do, hes for me not for you, and if by chance you take my place, I'll take my fist and smash your face" -Tasha "If ur nice, you can call me sweety. If ur sweet you can call me hunny. If ur hot you can call me tonight." -Tasha
"iM sUrE uVe hEaRd tHat bEhInD eVeRy GrEaT gUy tHeRES a gReAt GiRL WeLL hAve u HeArD tHat bEhInD eVeRy GrEaT gIrL.... ..ThErEs a GuY sTaRiNg aT hEr AsS" (thanks heather)
"ThErEs 2 TyPeS Of GrEaT PÅRtIeS, ThOsE U'lL NeVeR FoRgEt N ThOsE U CaNt EvEn ReMeMbEr"(thanks KT, this iz very true, ive been to alot of both lol)
"I`ve made my list, I`ve checked it twice, as long as you`re naughty,it`s gonna be nice"(thankz kristen)
"Honk if you like Hanson! Then drive into a tree"(i'm a member of the hanson haters)(shannon m. is the president)
"God may love you but i still think your an asshole!"
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder...
Since we met it's been u & i a tear for a tear an eye for an eye and u know that my heart gonna cry if u leave me lonley cuz u not just my love u my homie
Suicide is away of telling God, You can't fire me I quit!!!!! (Don Jack)
I may be fat, but you're ugly - I can lose weight!(Don Jack)
god made coke god made pepsi god made ________ soooooooo damn sexy!!!!(thankz Meg)
"This is bullshit, I think that Samoin guy, fuckwho, or whatever his name was should have won the royal rumble" (murph ur an idiot)
"Mesfin your sleeping on the couch tonight!"(you tell'em Mike)
loves a sensation, caused by a temptation. a guy sticks his location in a girls destination, to increase he population of the next generation. do you understand my explanation? or do you need a demonstration?(Meg D)
smile....its the 2nd best thing u can do with ur lips!(Meg D)
a penny saved is a penny earned........and a penny earned won't by you shit
it's not the winning the race that counts, nor the taking part; it's making fun of the little fat kid on the side who always comes in last
"You shouldn't criticize people untill you've walked a mile in their shoes...after all...you'll be a safe mile away and you'll have their shoes!!"(thankz andrea)
A peach is a peach A plum is a plum A kiss isn't a kiss without some tongue So open your mouth and close your eyes And give your tongue some exercise(thankz Meg!!)
"The answer to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a beer bottle, they're on TV." -Homer Simpson
Television doesn't make serial killers, canceling tv shows makes serial killers!
I can't wait till lunch We're like a PB&J You're smooth like peanut butter and I'm sweet like jelly We're good separate but we're so much better together We get a little messy at times Things get a little sticky once and a while and we still have to cut the crust off But in the end, when lunch is ready We taste so good together
"Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar." --Drew Carey
"I have a great diet. You're allowed to eat anything you want, but you must eat it with naked fat people." - Ed Bluestone
"The senator has got to understand if he's going to have - he can't have it both ways. He can't take the high horse and then claim the low road." -George W. Bush, in Feb. 2000
"I don't believe in hitting my kids. I find that waving my gun around pretty much does the trick." -- Denis Leary
"Losers always talk about doing their best; winners go home and f*ck the prom queen." Sean Connery as Mason ~ The Rock
"The dumber people think you are, the more suprised they'll be when you kill them!" Assassin
"Our Ode to Sundays (After a fun Saturday night) Starkle, starkle, little twink, who the hell are you I think? I'm not under what you call the alcofluence of incohol. I'm just a little slort of sheep, I'm not drunk like thinkle peep. I don't know who is me yet, but the drunker I stand here, the longer I get. So, just give me one more fink to drill my cup, cause I got all day sober to Sunday up.
"...Out of all the days in the year, Saint Patrick's Day is the most fun, because I get to show Irish pride in more ways than one." -Kmott
Andy Rooney's Thought On Life....
(On going to war over religion:) "You're basically killing each other to see who's got the better imaginary friend." - Rich Jeni
"And God said: 'Let there be Satan, so people don't blame everything on Me. And let there be lawyers, so people don't blame everything on Satan.'" -John Wing
If God had wanted me to go to church for an hour a week, he would have made the week an hour longer. -Homer Simpson
"I drink to make other people interesting." -George Jean Nathan
"I luv him,oh yes I do, hes for me not for you, and if by chance you take my place, I'll take my fist and smash your face" -Tasha
"If ur nice, you can call me sweety. If ur sweet you can call me hunny. If ur hot you can call me tonight." -Tasha
