brado creamed corn's single I LOVE HILARY DUFF available exclusively on www.zunior.com (three mix versions) various pop culture references.
Hilary Duff, Ashlee Simpson, Nick and Jessica, brado creamed corn has a new hilarious single he would like you to hear.
While Hilary Duff kicks off her Canadian tour, the eccentric brado creamed corn with the help of the little label www.zunior.com is releasing a silly little ditty single entitled “I Love Hilary Duff” that just might establish brado as the weirdest Canadian musician, and perhaps garner a quirky hit single.
Oddball brado wishes he could have an innocent date with Hilary Duff or Ashlee Simpson, or any female celebrity for that matter, and maybe he could even show them how to lock lips in synch and tongue twist under his techniques of perversity. brado also wishes he was still a little boy so he could sleep over at Michael Jackson’s pad, but he would still gladly be willing to share a bed with the prince of pop as a twenty-something musician.
The single “I Love Hilary Duff” is available for download exclusively on www.zunior.com There are three mix versions of it available, all for one low price.
The single is a precursor to brado’s next album, which he is currently working on. brado hopes to break into the big time, and spread his wackiness worldwide.
I LOVE HILARY DUFF Lyrics Copyright and property Brado Creamed Corn 2004/2005
I love Hilary Duff in every way
I don’t care what the police have to say
I conduct an exploratory survey
Exploring your ass in a well mannered way
Jessica Simpson and I love Nick Lachey
My lust for him knocks me out like Sugar Ray
I wanna bang your lil sister Ashlee
Because I really believe she is purdy
If I was homosexual I’d be gay
Go ahead punk mother!@#$%^ make my day
Sometimes I think about suicide squeeze play
And Jean Baptiste Pierre Antoine de Monet
When things are not in black and white they’re in grey
Star Wars was in a galaxy far away
What of the captives in Guantomino Bay?
This song is not well liked by the CIA
If I was racist I’d join the KKK
If you defy government you’ll have to pay
The tranquilizer is called Vitamin K
Makes me feel alive flying far away
Invest in fluoride to prevent tooth decay
Do the Terminators survive Judgement Day?
A pray mantis could teach you some karate
I could use it in defense of Nangarri
Spidey and Batman both fought guys made of clay
If I was an assassin I'd start to slay
If you fight a Klingon you might as well pray
The Romulans travel in a bird of prey
I bet Jimmy Baker misses Tammy Faye
I think about those suckers every day
If I was a pothead I’d smoke a jay
If I was Fat Albert I’d say hey hey hey
If your plane’s gonna crash scream out May Day!
And make sure you hold on tight to your toupee
Always remember Jesus Christ’s the way
Satan also has a place you can stay
The Church of Satan was led by Anton LaVey
A slut at the bar might mean you get a lay
I am the Rhino – Spidey I must slay
Peter Parker watches out for his Aunt May
I learn by reading the computer display
While feeling the radioactive decay
Can I become the Hulk with a gamma ray?
I loved Bill Murray’s acting in Groundhog Day
Dawn of the Dead contained a police zombie
If you come across the undead run away
Being a musician is such a cliché
It’s almost as if I’m wasting away
I love Hilary Duff in every way
I really don't care what the people have to say
Think ADAM GREEN (MOLDY PEACHES), BLOODHOUND GANG, BUCK 65, BUSTA RHYMES, BUTTHOLE SURFERS, CAKE, KARDINAL OFFICIAL, KING MISSILE, OL' DIRTY BASTARD, PEACHES, THE STREETS, P, TOM WAITS, WEEN, WEIRD AL, WESLEY WILLIS and you get an idea of what brado creamed corn's sounds all about.