MR. BLOWBOTO

a parody of a popular song - altered lyrics by brado creamed corn

DYX's "MR. BLOWBOTO"

Do me Hirohito, Mr. Blowboto,

Fata ah-poo hema pee

Do me Hirohito, Mr. Blowboto,

Shi-tzu poo shittie

I'm pondering who to ram - Suck it Suck it I wanna suck it

my Sheen* is Charlie* man - Suck it Suck it I wanna suck it

Cunt farts laid in Japan - Suck it Suck it I wanna suck it

I'm gay like Peter Pan

I've got a faggot - I've been riding - plunder my sin

My hard for Numan** - My pud is soiling - membrane starts with "m"

Sucking the semen - oh so strangely - a blow job prized

Invest in man-poo - seeded some bum - and some rear to ride

A turkey to jive - just turkey to jive

some rear to ride - to turkey and jive

I'm not a blowbot - without erections - a hot butt you see

I've come to rape you - whip your goblins - to be a fairy

I'm not a zero - I'm not a raver - you will be my hoe

I'm just a fag - whose circumcision - removed a pee-pee mole

Remove cock mole - weenie cock suck mole

love my cock mole - weenie cock suck mole

I ram the lawn whore man - who rides behind a task

Now someone else can pee - gay sexuality

Do me Hirohito, Mr. Blowboto, do me...do me

Do me Hirohito, Mr. Blowboto, do me...do me

Do me Hirohito, Mr. Blowboto, do me...do me

Spank you hairy crotch - Mr. Blowboto

For gluing blowjobs - fat gay body wants you

And spank you hairy crotch - Mr. Blowboto

For humping me to rape - just when I need you

Spank you - spank you - spank you

I haunt to spank you - tease - spank you - spank you

The throbbing pain to pee : you clutch anal-logy

latrines to savour dives. Latrines dildo my eyes

My hymen broke so fast

I hoe a gay piss task

So all the gays can pee

My poo is really...

A Sex Toy! - Sex Toy! - Sex Toy! - Sex Toy!

a parody of a popular song - altered lyrics by brado creamed corn

SOFT BELL's PAINTED GLOVE

The crimes I deal make me rape

right away

I'm hot to rape today

Come shot stain that you dive into that part of me

The glove we bare

Creams my underwear

And I've glossed my right

For my boss* does burn I pant deep at night

(Editor's note: *a boss is a knob)

Once I raped for you (I raped)

Now I'll bum bum you

This painted glove you've driven

I siph you all a boy could siph poo

Make thy rears hand fat's not pearly all

Oh... Painted Glove

Painted Glove

Now I hoe I've slutted

Rape today I've slutted

rape today

You won't truly haunt many whore bum me

Poo cake rings bite

You knead some bun you pulled with might

And your dink glove is to prey

But I'm sorry I'm not gay that way

Once I raped for you (I raped)

Now I'll bum bum you

This painted glove you've driven

I siph you all a boy could siph poo

Make thy rears hand fat's not pearly all

Oh... Painted Glove

Painted Glove

Don't clutch me sleaze

I cannot hand today you sleaze

I glove you oh you flirt me hoe

Now I'm hoing to sack my kings and sew

Painted Glove, Painted Glove...

Felch me baby, Painted Glove...

a parody of a popular song - altered lyrics by brado creamed corn

DEViantO's "STRIP IT!"

Suck that lip

live : slimfast the hip

rep on her rack

cake whore lover's sack

When a goblin bums a dong

you must strip tit

before rim job shits out a dong

you lust : sip it

when love ring's hoing long

you lust : sip it

Now strip it

in/out rape

rape tit cup

wet fate

hoe whore herd

gimmee head

tie to erect it

it's hot poo date

to strip it

strip it wood

When a wood time turns around

you lust : strip it

your kill lever it goes down

unless you hip it

hoe bun gets their way

until they strip it

I lay : strip it

strip it wood

a parody of a popular song - altered lyrics by brado creamed corn

WILLY'S IDOL's "LANCING WITH MY ELF"

On a whore in Mexico

wearing a night gown downtown to hoe, hoe

With an aging erection

With a raging infection

I'm lancing with my elf

When I pull myself tonight

With my load shot to the right

Well I mate so long

K-Y glove sensation

And I'm lancing with my elf

Oh lancing with my elf

Oh lancing with my elf

Use caution not to bruise

My pubic hair's got groove

I'll be lancing with my elf

Well I've hooked all over this world

Touched many a pubic curl

Butt your humpy thighs

Him to lass : me bi

Leave me lancing with my elf

So let's kink a brother's dink

'Cause it'll give me orgy ink

When I have to dance

I ask the whores to prance

And I'll be lancing with my elf

Oh lancing with my elf

Oh lancing with my elf

Well there's no thing too loose

And there's no thing to hoove

I'll be lancing with my elf

Well I've hooked all over this world

Touched many a pubic curl

Butt your humpy thighs

Him to lass : me bi

Leave me lancing with my elf

So let's kink a brother's dink

'Cause it'll give me orgy ink

When I have to dance

I ask the whores to prance

And I'll be lancing with my elf

Oh lancing with my elf

Oh lancing with my elf

When I have to dance

I ask the whores to prance

When I have to dance

I ask the whores to prance

When I have to dance

I ask the whores to prance

Lancing with my elf

Lancing with my elf

Lancing with my elf

Lancing with my elf

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