These Are Stupid Questions, but can you answer them

Me and Brian, Were sitting around talking and we started thinking ( :0P all you who said wow ) And we thought of some weird questions. But we can't figure out the answers this isn;t a contest yet but it might be soon. Send me the answers if you think you know them and if we make this a contest I will count that as an entry. Remeber I do not have the answers to any of these questions yet.

Movie related questions ( for now these have alot of zombie questions, cause we watched a movie abot it)

• Why Do zombies always moan when they walk?
• How come in a movie with zombies it is always night, almost never day
• Why is sunlight the only thing that kills vampires and not regular light?
• How did they kill werewolfs before guns, if only silver bullets will kill them?

General Questions

• If the universe is every where, and its constanly expanding, where is it expanding to?
• ok or all the smokers, why take the top plastic off and leave the bottom on?
• If some one with multiple personailteis holds a gun to him self, is it a hostage situation?
• How come more people seem like they are on crack then actually are

Relating to women/relation ships

• Why a dozen roses, not 10 or something?
• Why is it only women pick up these suttle hints of other women hitting on you? I got in trouble with that alot, get smacked up side the head,
• How can a women can put on a guys flannel and jeans in 5 mins and look great???
• This is to help the guys, what are the proper answers to stay out of trouble to the questions, does this make me look fat, is she prettier than me, And a simple No honey, will not work