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MAD COW ALERT

Here is a rare photo of the mad cow (don't ask its a long story) But this had to be on here some where. Almost none dare go near him with out protection, I will keep you updated on the condition and where abouts of the beast. He was last seen terrorizing a colledge fest at a local high school. Oh And if you think you know what this is your sick, but you'll get a prize. So don't ask me what it is, guess. Don't say its cow either cause I know that :0Ş just email me the answer. OK I have had a few complaints about this being to hard so I will describe the cow in better detail. The horns are stuffed with fluff, The eyes are sewn on, it is not a sock, you can by it at a store the tongue is thin though the rest of it isn't, and its fuzzy and has a button on it that plays music which s a very important clue

This is the mad cow, ya can tell by looking at him hes mad, who wouldn't be with a ring through there nose ( except some people who are into that). You Gotta be on the look out for him, he may seem sweet and cuddley but hes vicouse. He will try to lure you in with his version of "High Ho Cherry Oh". Don't be fooled get close enough to find out what it is to win the contest but not close enough for him to get ya

The Origin of the Mad Cow

The Origin of the Mad cow. He started off as a normall cow like every other cow except his owner use to play high ho cherrie oh in an attempt to make the cows happier for better milk. The Milk was not improving so he lost the farm and slaughter the cow for meat. Whos ready to be a vegitarian ? Any ways, the cow vowed revenge on all who listen to High Ho Cherry Oh ( mainly children) and all who eat meat ( I know all you meat eaters like me are scared) Don't worry If you listen to my simple instuctions you will be fine. First send all your teenage girls to my house preferably 16-21 (no I'm just kidding before I get in trouble) first stay a far enough distance not to hear the enticeing music, 2 mark his location and time and where he is heading. He is fond of meetings which need to be quiet so watch those places for him. Then contact the proper authorities (Me). Do not atempt to capture the beast or to slow him down. Do Not attempt to contact the police or The Nationol Guard, This is a private orginaztion set out for the capture of The Mad cow. With Your help we can make the streets safer, meetings quieter, and my kitty less dopey. Please Email me with any information you have at killagnome@yahoo.com ( or with the answer to the contest)