Keith & Wookiee's Mindless Babble

Presto Sez: Thats what i was thinking then i thought about goats...after thinking about goats i started thinking that Sam Purple is probably a government spy sent out to corrupt Jen so then i thought about duct tape and its many uses which led me to think of that girl Stepie who is into S&M which made me think about the stair monster then i remembered i like bacon
Wookie Sez: i like bacon mmmmmmmmm
Presto Sez: i wish sometimes i could have bacon injected into my torso

well i got to go for a bit , ill be back and more confused then ever , so remember to stock your shelves and load your guns , and feed your kids

oh sure the last time i talked about that my dinoflageela went to the store and bought aflower and named it daisy susy the last man on earth who was eating saliva and ow ow OW my leg

oh you wanna know about the glass pipe from oz who had the dunkin donut muckin land and he castrated goats and lolliopos with their seed of camcorders and hot lava and molten rock ooze down out of my wallet toward the river of flesh

you know what i think i think that the square root of llama is directly reltaed to the amount of grandfathers on your dogs side that hump your leg spoatically and yes

thats just freaky ...but i guess if its ok then hey , im not god , i just pretend to be and you can do what you want as long as the guy from the Dunkin donuts commercial says its ok

oh what >? i dunno? you are a ? talk to yourself and ill talk back .. look left and see the mirror with my shadow layin in your chair... Talk to the others and they will tell of me and of me and of me and of me and of me and of me and of me and of me and of me and of me and of me and of me and of me and of me and of me and of me and of me and of me and of me and of me and of me and of me and of me and of me and of me and of me and of me.. who?

ok its time i hit the road with Jack , then ill bomb atomically , and rain Dr Pepper over all to cop a plee , and while the english bum a fag ill laugh histerically and paint and faint and do a jig on my dogs left leg , and whistle the song i smell sex and candy , while the sugar plums dance in my hair and make it sticky and ill laugh and cry in pain and jump up and down shouting we are the champions of gym floor hockey .

well it seems the little toys are tellin me to get off and play with them, I dont want to but they are so cute , especially the ones dripping in blood.

I love how they make me scream. Did you know that all the glue in the world couldnt fix my problems. Bet you did. Also you should know that my hammer is not for fun , its strictly business . My hammer is only a tooL and not a toy like the ones over in the corner so dont mix that up or um

ta ta if you feel the need to contact me .. dont cause im an FBI agent workin for the Peoples republic of China and im lethal when wet .. bye all < hugz> dont forget when you tough the wires they burn if you eat your vegetables

Yes my life is the equivalent of a lone penguin sitting in the middle of a desert , watching pigeons eating all the sand around him .. all the while having to listen to Lean Rhymes and here the constant screams of Gilbert Godfrey .. All i wanted was a pepsi but the damn Spice girl sponser that so now i have to take surge.. all that does is get me high , but then i crash and slit my veins for fun ... it makes me happy to watch my blood run :)

Hey I have been thinkin that cloning is ok , as long as you clone clowns .. The clowns should be insane so you can form an army to reek havoc in the minds of the elderly , this would improve Supermarkets , since all the elderly would be dead , you dont have to worry about an assholes coming in your line and saying i want double bags... So if you clone the sheep you just clone fur .. Clowns would be better .P.S. I love my Ass.By: " Shaved_Wookiee"

Cause im bored and when im bored i do drastic things like ponder my death and my existence .. sometimes i sitt alone and listen to music all the while punching my fists into my wall .. and screaming what the fuck!!! how you feel!!! it makes me feel like im someone and that all the people who put me down for that moment are shut out of my mind If you want to E-mail me hate mail please do.

I wish that all the iraq peoples will learn that cocoa puffs are not just propaganda ,and that ghandi said the world is pentagonal.

If mankind was run by the one , and only the one , then the equation e=mc^2 would make more sense since the one would be smart and comprehend the ingnorance behind that. The one and the only would have to be plus one which would equal three and three would lead us on to hell. Thus my point is absoluting nothing.. and all should remember to vote for ross perot when he runs next time.

So i was thinking about it and if you think the stars are in line with the applejacks then you should be my valentine cause like all the people on jupiter have to suffer if your are not because the penguins wil make them feel the wrath of the since extinct saber toothed tiger. With that known you should understand that msn is a thing of the devil and the fact that people like me can do stuff like this and corrupt the minds of innocent youth :).

Wel the wookiee wil exit stage middle , until next episode of TeenSkiLodge when the insane smurf becomes sane and realizes smurfs aren't real , wil Nikki leave Nel for Robyn , and find out if Nina is really human , See if the wookiee finds his true love , and if she is really a she!?!?! Will Kev marry mary , will mary marry Nicole , does tee have what it take to enter the porno business , is my mind gone corrupted by internet(watch geraldo ).

See spot. See spot die. See spot rot. See spot get raped by a necrophiliac who's into beastiality. See spot rise from the grave. See spot shoot fire out of his ass at the necrophiliac. See spot grin. :)

STOP IT! whats your problem .. I told you to quit stalking me and everytime i try to say something you shove twinkies down my throat im sick of it... If you dont stop this im gonna tell my daddy and Bill " pasty white thighs" clinton will be mad , (yes my mom was an intern) im gonna have to go buck wild and mess with your cerbrum and if you dont like it , then ill just talk to you next time i see you that should be enough to corrupt you .....

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Well ive never made a web page .. sounds like a good idea ..... but i like all that cool stuff .. spinning and crying .. being alone ... wondering why the world is corrupt and why i am here to liive in misery .. but its cool you know i like to play in my pool of blood ... :).

Shout OUts : Wookiee's :::::::::::::::::::::::::: > Me ( sorry I had to ) Keiph (for trying to fight off Lord Seth), Lord Seth (for conquering Keiph, it was funny watching you whip him), J.O.E. (encouraging my ignorance), Luke (for hours of mindless conversation), Ryan (for living in a pink house), Mark Grassa (your years of acting like a child have rubbed off on me), Jeff Barrett (your insane babble has inspired me), THEY (for driving me insane), Jim (influencing my ignorance), Matt (I can always count on you to guide me in the wrong direction) , Charles S. Dutton ( For a while you completed our 5) , John Fox (for nothing) , Bill Clinton ( showing us that ugly guys get theirs too) , Shaft (for being the man) , The men in the white coats ( Hahahahahahahah , missed me!) , Elmo ( for that night of mad passionate love) , The Stair Monster ( for humping J.O.E.'s leg sporadically) , Women ( Cleveland) , Tiffany ( for encouraging me to be a hot dancer) , GZA ( for being a demon) , RZA ( for punching out Ma$e) , Robyn ( For listening to me) , Jen , doh I mean Lauren ( For laughing at my jokes) ,Nel ( hahahahahaha , player), SpaceBabe ( twisted ) , Stephanie ( coolio....) , Kristen ( love the valentine), Vaynal ( for being almost as cool as Shaft) , Dee ( I believe I can fly) , My parents ( for establishing my ignorance at an early age , I love you Dad) , Ashley ( for fighting others ignorance, not mine) Aaliyah ( for loving the wookiee) ,Nina ( for naming me Mr. Clean) ,Megz ( for encouraging my babble) , HyperChild ( for being part of my babble) ,Steph's ( too many of you ) , Katie (dave?) , Monica ( dave?), Nicole ( my bad ....) ,[-_DeVaSTaTiON_-] ( you would think that wouldn't you??) NiCoLe ( interesting very interesting) , Nikki ( this is repetative).. Jess( HA , You didnt think you could be but you are) , Jessi-pooh ( ) Hey hey hey what wanna what hey what hey what the blood clot!.

Keiph would like to thank: Myself (I'm almost as vain as J.O.E.), J.O.E. (for being a Lego man), Chris (for being sick, twisted, and ignorant), Bill (for going out with me ha ha ha ha be careful for what you wish for cuzz you just might get it ), Lord Seth (for going out with Keiph then dumping him), Ryan (for being three days older than me), Jeff Barrett (for tearing your pants for me), Mike (you bastard), Lynne (for stuff), Bill (???), Jeff Cotton (the name says it all), Multiple Caitlin's (you all frighten me), Jen +MaryBeth (marshmallow fluff), Courtney (you pervert), My shadow (you were always there), Katie (for putting up with me for a whole week,) Soap on a rope (Chris will need you in jail), Jim (for stabbing us in the back like Lauren), Phrank Jr. (who's your daddy), Frank (you are Phrank's daddy), Lauren (why am I thanking you? Cuase she's so cool!!) SarahD (for keepin it real), Wendy( for knowing Jen and me sorta in that incomprehensable way), all the people i talk to online(you're all cwazy), And everyone else shorter than me. .

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If you actually read all this , you are gone .. Your mind has become a part of ours and you mine as well come visit us and hang and feel the power of the nothingness that is our lives.. I feel bad this had to happen but it was been fortold and you have fullfilled the prophecy.... < hugz> youll need it where your going......

It is time to thank to one who believe in my ignorance and gives me on pardon ... thanx to Lacey ( the pagan wit the leather pants) Keep it ReaL!! We would also like to thank Jen for being on our icq list if you have icq please add us. And to the LushiousJ ... she thought I forgot ... It was actually that , the little men knocked my out and stole my sense again. But now that I broke into their house and stole it back everythings cool. We would be 1619940=Presto=Keiph and 4864370=Shaved Wookiee=Mindless Insanity :)

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