Mary's Page of Time Wasting Stuff

Here Are Some Pages I Made

My Tribute To The Most Shit-Covered Band of All Time
Here I Bitch and Moan About all Kinds of Stuff
My Drunken Views of the Harrisburg PunkRockIsolationistic Scene
Pictures of my disgusting ass
Pictures of random people you will never meet
Links of Bands, People's Pages, and Other Cool Stuff
Here is Shite About My Shittensburg Life
Here's the Coolest Guy EVER!!! Who? Why Andy Stahl!
This is the WORST Picture I Have Ever Seen!
This guy runs the HFKP webpage he's a tough son of a bitch
Todd interviewed me for this Zine. Check it out.
Lillingtons Pictures compliments of the Illustrious Brian Moore AKA Brian Chocolate Milk

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I haven't updated my page in forever. A year. Hmm let's see. I'm now working at the Department of Environmental Protection in Harrisburg, PA. I want to move out pretty soon. My new little fad is going to see dj's mixxxxing it up all night long. I even attempt it myself, with minimal success. I stole pictures from everyone I know in order to make my pages look high-tech. Snicka Snicka. If you try to steal my stolen pictures you will get a pleasant surprise.
Hmm I don't go to Shippensburg U anymore, alas alas. I miss my friends there but now I find other ways to waste my time.
The Haverfords plan to tour this summer, come and check us out at your local punk rock shanty. We'll knock yer fucking bobby socks off.
yea mmhmm. later on kiddies.

Punkrawk OI!

And most of all, thanks to my enemies because you make my life more interesting.

Well, sign my guestbook...Kiss my arse, make fun of me...I don't care. I just want to look cool.