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A little girl came running into the house crying her eyes out and
cradling
her hand.Mummy, quick! Get me a glass of cider! she wailed.Why do you want a glass of cider? asked mum.
I cut my hand on a thorn, and I want the pain to go away.
Confused, but weary of the child's whining, the mother obliged and
poured her a glass of cider.
The little girl immediately dunked her hand in it.
Ouch! It still hurts! This cider doesn't work! wined the little
one.
What are you talking about? asked her increasingly perplexed
parent.
Well I overheard my big sister say that whenever she gets a prick
in her
hand, she can't wait to get it in cider !
Shipwrecked on an island were a young wife, her boorish husband
and a
good looking sailor. One morning the sailor climbed a tall
coconut tree
and
yelled, "Stop making love down there!"
"What's the matter with you?" asked the husband when the sailor
came
back down. "We weren't making love."
"Sorry," said the sailor, "from up there it looked as if you
were."
Every morning after that, the sailor scaled the tree and yelled
the same
thing.
Finally the husband decided to climb the tree and see for
himself. With
great difficulty, he made his way to the top.
"He's right," said the husband. "It does look as if they're
making love
down there."
