The Chip and Alex Show 8:00 to 12:00PM Week nights on WZOU

[Now joining the Chip and Alex Show, Monday July 11th, 1999.]

o/~ "Quote Notes.... Quote Notes...
Happy Happy Quote Notes....
People say things every daaaaaay,
This is what they have to say! o/~
[brief silence]
"Welcome back, and yes it's that time again..."
"Can we get rid of that jingle, please?"
"Come on Alex, you can't be that sick of it yet!"
"I am and tomorrow I'm making a new song up."

"Quote of the week time, oh Alex watch this!"
"Yes Chip."
"[Echo] QUOTE OF THE WEEK!"
"Um, yeah... Chip. That's real ...um..."
"I new you'd appreciate that."

"Alex, what's up with you, huh?"
"Huh?"
"Your not your usual happy self."
"Oh, yeah. I just found out a few shows I watch won't be coming back."
"Tah, just now?"
"Well, it's the summer... I don't pay much attention to tv..."
"Yes, MST3K and NewsRadio I was especially upset about."
"Yeah..."
"Well, you'll appreciate this Quote Of The Week then."
"Straight from the internet we get LimeZinger writing about her show not 'making it'."
"Okay."
"that makes me picture the cast up in tv heaven being told they "didn't make it" by a guy from the black crowes. "
"I don't get it Chip."
"Just go with it, we play lots of Black Crowes on this channel."

"Alex, do the next one."
"Fine. This deals with a animated show or movie coming out sometime..."
"When?"
"It's in development."
"Oh, carry on."
" Wow, Monkey Bone... what a dirty, dirty, dirty name. It sounds like a Micky Dolenz porn vehicle.- Tavie "
"Oh God! Why did you read THAT!"
"Did that paint a nasty picture Chip?"
"I think I'm gonna be sick..."

"Want to do the next one Chip?"
"Yes, now we have yet another comment on how stupid the television industry can be."
"Bring it on Chip."
" Andy DrewWezley say's I think that if you are a talented writer in Hollywood you are taken out to the desert and left to die. Why? Because no one wants to disrupt the current situation. ("Josh, what are you DOING? Stop it! No one wants to think! They want 'wacky misunderstandings' and 'ribald situations that the audience can WHOOOOO to'. Why are you creating multi-dimensional characters and plotlines that reward you for paying attention? Can't you just have the characters be like every other show? Hey, whaddya say we go for a ride .") "
"Oh, it's so true, so true."
"Sad, sad truth my dear."

"For the last one we have a quote I heard on a rival channel."
"Woah! Can we do that?"
"Frankly Chip, I don't give a damn."
"Okay, but if your fired I'm down a co-host."
"The question asked was "A thing that people save with no value and no purpose." The response was "How do 'gum wrappers' sound?" To which the DJ replied "That sounds 'very strange'..." "
"That's a new one, what was the real answer?"
"I don't know..."

"Well, that raps up todays quote notes."
""If you have a quote you want to send to the Alex and Chip show, you can either call us at our 800 number, mail us or use our new E-Mail address which you can find at our website over at www.angelfire.com/ma/KJO/Chip&Alex.html."
"And remember, we have full discretion of what is aired and what isn't. So don't get cocky, capisce?"
"Back to the music."

In Memory of Mystery Science Theater 3000 and NewsRadio . Good shows never die, they just go into syndication. Best of luck to the cast and crew of both of them.

The Chip and Alex Show is copyright 1999 Paper Seagulls Inc. A Kate "Bonita" O'Neil production. WZOU Copyright to the FCC, I guess. Quotes have been used without permission, but are credited to the real sayers. All rights reserved.