The Mahokote (Mahou Kotei, Magic Emperor) Variety Show is brought to you by me, Rebecca; therefore, please do not steal it or post it without crediting my insanity. The characters here are copyrighted by Working Designs, Game Arts, and a bunch of people, so they're not mine. This show is also brought to you by the letter A, and viewers like you.
Here are the lyrics and midi of the original tune of the song Ghaleon sings...
::Ghaleon is standing on a stage, dressed as an olden British Sea Captain with tall black boots, a red uniform, tassles on the shoulders, and a curving tall black hat. He looks very embarrassed and uncomfortable. Suddenly, a light hearted tune from "Pirates of Penzance" starts to play. Ghaleon begins to sing... ::
Ghaleon -
Hello my name is Gha-le-on, to sing is now my punishment,
for Alex has some real weird tastes, and I have no chance to repent.
He captured me, I was de-throned, he was the better all along,
but 'stead of throwing me in jail, he ordered me to sing this song!?
::Kyle, Jessica, Mia, and Nash sashé onto the stage, all dressed as sailors, ALL with fake sideburns and pink ballet slippers. They bob up and down on either side of Ghaleon::
Ghaleon -
So now I have to sing the tale of how young Alex beat my rear,
and saved from me his luscious babe, and put me on this stage right here.
Oh Luna I had stole-from-him, and built myself a Grin-der-y,
but Alex went and saved-the-day and vanquished all my villainy.
Kyle, Jess, Mia, Nash -
OH LUNA HE HAD STOLE-FROM-HIM, AND BUILT HIMSELF A GRIN-DER-Y,
BUT ALEX WENT AND SAVED-THE-DAY AND VANQUISHED ALL HIS VILLAINY!
::They all join hands, smile like schmucks, and prance around Ghaleon while he does a little sailor jig::
Ghaleon -
I had three witches, almost four, with Luna in a magic spell,
but truthfully, they dressed like whores-- which is a turn off, I can tell.
I do not like to sing for you, it's not my thing to dance a jig,
and I am feeling quite dismayed-- this costume makes my ass look big.
Kyle, Jess, Mia, Nash -
HE DOES NOT LIKE TO SING FOR YOU, IT'S NOT HIS THING TO DO A JIG,
AND HE IS FEELING QUITE DISMAYED-- THIS COSTUME MAKES HIS ASS LOOK BIG!
::KEY CHANGE!!!!::
Ghaleon -
Someday I will have my revenge, for I am evil even still,
especially when made to sing, cuz now I want to maim and kill.
Al-ex-'s plan is working well; I feel grief, pain, insanity,
and every time I sing a line, they sing it back annoyingly.
Kyle, Jess, Mia, Nash -
AL-EX-'S PLAN IS WORKING WELL; HE FEELS GRIEF, PAIN, INSANITY,
AND EVERY TIME HE SINGS A LINE, WE SING IT BACK ANNOYINGLY!
::Jig, jig, jig, JIG! Prance, prance, prance, PRANCE!::
Ghaleon -
I do regret my Emp'ror days, but it's time now to say goodbye
because this rhythmic, bouncy song is making my brain functions die.
Kyle, Jess, Mia, Nash -
HE DOES REGRET HIS EMP'ROR DAYS, BUT IT'S TIME NOW TO SAY GOODBYE
BECAUSE THIS RHYTHMIC, BOUNCY SONG IS MAKING HIS BRAIN FUNCTIONS DIEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
::They all jig like happy sailors around Ghaleon, who groans with disgust and finally makes his way off the damn stage::
::CURTAIN!::
Alex
::shortly after:: What's the hold up? Why hasn't the next number started?
Jess
Ghaleon's whining like a little baby.
::Ghaleon clunks onto the stage dressed as Disney's Cinderella with one glass slipper::
Ghaleon
::flatly:: I must protest.
Alex
Is there a problem, prisoner? ::raises the Althena's Eyebrow::
Ghaleon
I can't do this song. The accompaniment is nothing but a tiresome vamp.
Alex
...I thought you'd be used to being "accompanied by tiresome vamps..."
Ghaleon
That was a cute pun on what I said. Really. Putting that brain cell to work today, aren't we? But besides that, my costume-- well I suppose it's pretty fine and dandy except for the miniscule, tricky little fact that I AM NOT A WOMAN!
Alex
Gee Ghaleon, you're absolutely right. I feel contrite and humbled. So then... I guess you can take that Cinderella costume-- fold it up real tight-- turn it sideways-- AND SHOVE IT STRAIGHT UP YOUR--
Jess
--Alex!
Alex
DO THE NUMBER, SLAVE!
::A confusing and jumbling "Into the Woods" background vamp starts up and the spotlight hits Ghaleon. He squirms under the light and adjusts his nylons.::
Ghaleon
Truly if there is a god of destiny, he apparently is fond of cross-dressing...
