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• B-Ray: Federal Employee. Father of two only he claims adoption. Rather large. Craves banana nut toast and Dunkin Donuts roast.
• G-Ray: Mad quilt maker. Loves Ciara and Liam. Eats grass and frozen fish. Often takes out anger, fear, and aggression on her sons.
• Pat G: Born without a voice. Mad skillz at B-Ball. Sometimes tries to speak but no sound comes out.
• Eddie Fein: Perverted ex-marine. Is 5'2" and weighs 65 lbs. but has an incredibly deep voice. Got his teaching liscense in Canada and has a fondness for AU's.
• Danny V: Has a huge potbelly. Obsessed with Goldeneye and Big Willie Style. Loves cheese and BBQ chicken. Mad student and tennis player. Very smelly.
• DD45: Lacks proteins and has disfunctional ribosomes. Gets beatings from Beebe. Loves Dilbert and the SSP. Plans to buy Pizzeria Regina after expulsion from DU.
• Diane D: Mildly (very) insane and loud. Employed at MPL. Has a fondness for men from Alston,MA with Handlebars.
• HandleB: Very, very, very gruff. Founder of Wolfpack sports. Slave master and head of the Alston,Ma mafia. Has killed before.
• Ace: A criminally insane neo-nazi revolutionary that has kodiak kontacts in Maine. Wears the same shirt everyday. Jumped on the bandwagon and likes South Park. Was once kidnapped and interrogated by the KGB.
• Mrhe: Also doesn't have a voice. Thinks he's great cuz he can drive. Also thinks Ace is a genious. Provides shatty tactics in 007. Cultivates and sells Yams on the black market.
• Jek Porkins: Very strange and fat. The man behind the goobes. Often vents gas in the presence of others. His best friend is DD45. Is considered to be gay by many. Hates Vader.
• Eddie B: Mad saxon teacher. Loves"people and notebooks". Everything about him is round. Has a weird fondness for Kelvins and Atmospheres. Has trouble opening shades.
• Johnny Ra: MHS english teacher. Retired fencing champion. A fellow with a thirst for Moxy. Likes the seniors better than his own students. Has intense JEOPARDY! tournaments with roomates. Likes lasagna.
• Wojo: Johnny Ra's personal slave. Wants to become a teacher. Knows his stuff! IS WAY TOO STRICT!!!!!
• Jack McD: Aristocrat. Runs a highly profitable business. Carries gun. Bets on horse races and never wins. Does scientific experiments on Mull. We have all seen the effects.
• Andrew Beyer: Drinks too much pepsi. Brings three sandwichs a day. Member of the so called AFS. His best friend is a kid named Klay Doh. Even though he doesn't want to admit it he loves Richie. He has the worst web page known to man.
• JCV: A man of legendary proportions. So intelligent and wise he once took apart a computer with a blindfold on. Is respected by all. Is considered to be a god by some. Has contacts with DCV.
• JMS: Unreasonable first year french and spanish teacher. Thinks she is great but is really her students' equal. Gives one test a term and takes off 10 points for an incorrect accent. DCV has plotted with CHOKE DEXTER to keep her quiet.
• Markus Feenus Smellus Pervertus: Perverted jock. Has many a story to preach. Is likable, but very coy and vulgar. Enjoys smoking his pen. Likes to stare at things.
• Matt Kolluns: Loves Beebe's World. Has structured his life around this page. Extremely skilled at 007. A diehard SG fan. Likes to eat. Will eat anything but his own feet. He will eat other peoples feet though.
• Beethew: Kooky. Sucks at all N64 games. Likes to zone out during sporting events. Hates the SSP but goes anyway.
• Tino: Greasy pizza joint owner. Likes to yell at kids even though they give him all his business. Has been rumoured to put his customers pizza in his pants before he serves it to them.
• No Name Backyard Psychopath: Chases kids with shotguns and axes. He hates when kids cut through his "public property". He captures and tortures kids in basement.
• Vallard: Idiotic. Bored. Obese. Blind. Jackass. Smelly. Good for nothing piece of.........
• Kenny: Has some unknown disease. Looks like he has beaten in the head with a crowbar. A gay rights activist.
• Katz: Squeaky and shy. Wears T-shirts with teddy bears on them. Didn't even know what soccer was when he took the job. His knee is ruined because of squeak jr.
• Bryan Mahoney: Nickname fairydust. Smells pretty bad. Voice squeaks once every five times he talks. Has contacts with Beebe. Is Jeff Katz's personal slave. Has unusual sense of gravity as he often spills things on himself. Eats only cookies and soda. Is rumored to have contacts in Acton,Maine. Is rumored to be a homosexual also. Is afraid of Johnny Ra. Loves DCV and Squeak Jr.
• Squeak Jr: Does not speak normally, he only squeaks. Enjoys wearing BAJA shirts with huge pockets. Is a convicted rapist. Loves Peregrines. Has large buttocks and enjoys playing games with cartoon characters. Is rumored to have been fathered by John D.
• Yaakoh: Pakastanian. Smelly. Wears sweat pants. Often threatens his players. Enjoys inflatable women/and/or men. Looks like a drunken fool when he walks. Drives a golf cart with batteries strapped to the engine.
• Ms. Keen: Is 5 years old. AKA "Coach Keen". Is too unintelligent to teach anything besides gym. Carries hunting rifle in jacket.
• Lanteere: Greaseball. Speaks in a homosexual monotone. Rumored to have been dating Jeff Katz. Loves teddy bears and the S.S.MINNOW.