Dear God,

      So far today I've done all right...
      I haven't gossipped,,
      I haven't lost my temper,
      I haven't been greedy, grumpy,
      nasty, selfish or overindulgent.
      I'm very thankful for that.
      But in a few minutes, God,
      I'm going to get out of bed...
      and from then on, I'm probably
      gonna need a lot more help...