Quotes from Mr. John Summers' Class
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Mr. Summers: Former Vice President Dan Quayle was famous for his less
than adequate intelligence. On one occasion he was reported to have said, "I was recently on a tour of Latin America,
and the only regret I have was that I didn't study Latin harder in school so I could converse with those people." The whole class has a good laugh Chris Black: Mr. Summers, why's that funny? I don't get it. Mr. Summers: Chris, people in Latin America speak Spanish, not Latin. |
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Mr. Summers: . . . And so the German army, like Napoleon's before, was forced to retreat, and ultimately turn
to peace talks, due to the sheer number of people in the poorly trained Russian army and Russia's infamous
"Father Winter." Some time passes as we continue on the topic Amanda West: I have a question, Mr. Summers. Mr Summers: Yes, Miss West. Amanda: Was Father Winter a real person? Mr. Summers: No, Miss West, "Father Winter" is what we call the Russian winter. |
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Mr. Summers: Mister Calton, could you please point out Britannia on the map? Chris walks over and points to Britain Mr. Summers: DON'T TOUCH THE MAP!!!! THAT MAP HAS TO SURVIVE UNTIL I RETIRE IN ANOTHER 17 YEARS!!! Chris: Sorry, Mister Summers, it's just a map. Insert Summers' GlareŽ Here |
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Mr. Summers: . . . and if you fail to write your name on your paper, 17 points will be deducted from your
grade. Bob: Why's that Mister Summers? Mr. Summers: Because I have 17 years until I retire, that's why. |
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Mr. Summers: What political party did J.F.K. belong to, Mister Sangaree? Daniel: Communist? Summers' GlareŽ Daniel: Oh, uhh, Democratic, yeah, sorry. |
