Welcome to my new site...its basically... well its the exact same thing only my parents found out about the other one... URGH...o well have fun!

this is my most recent convo with Seth Kelter, you freshmen mite know of his glory, so check out Seth's Crazee Talk Page...just click the drop down bar...and IM him and laugh ur ass off...SethReaperC

thcanadianavnger: ive decided I dont need any more school

thcanadianavnger: i can rely on my good looks for the rest of my life

SethReaperC: Well, that, and your ability to write porn flicks.

thcanadianavnger: lets just hope the camera doesnt take off 5 pounds from everywhere...

SethReaperC: Hey, you know, I was thinking, what would I write if I had to write a porn flick?

SethReaperC: Here's what I came up with:

SethReaperC: Ok, there are these miracle healing nurses, right? (everyone likes blonde, busty nurses) and this entire town's worth of guys comes down with "Stagnatitis", which is where you don't have sex for a long time, so your semen stagnates and you die. So, the nurses have to have this massive gangbang to get all the guys going again, and save them from dying. The guys are so greatful, they hump the nurses all over again. Then, the nurses become world-renowned faith healers because of this. But it turns out the condition can happen in women too, so they're forced to engage in lots of lesbian sex all over the world. And... uhh... oh yeah, they become rich, so they buy lots of nice stuff, but it breaks really easily since they have a crystal fetish, so it's all made of crystal. So they have this repairman come over, and he fixes it, but the nurses think he's sexy, and fuck him. Then, this midget comes out of nowhere, and brings another sexy chick to join in, for no apparent reason. Oh, but the midget leaves first. And so finally, they have to stop a nuclear meltdown, because all of the sex they've been having causes a massive overheating of nuclear facilities. And the only way to stop this is- you guessed it- balance the temp out by having sex inside the nuclear fission chambers. So, in the most complex sex scene ever, they have sex inside a nuclear fission chamber and the day is saved. The end.

thcanadianavnger: and jeff is in every scene

thcanadianavnger: even with the lesbians

SethReaperC: So, what would you write for your flick?

thcanadianavnger: lets see

thcanadianavnger: its based in the future

thcanadianavnger: when man has realised that semen is a super healthy food source, but the only problem is you have to get a lot of it for the necessary effect so the entire world has breaks every half an hour or so of short oral sex. But a strange venerial desease breaks out, turning the infected into horney zombies and the only way to kill them is to eather pump them so hard (the women... strangely all blonde) so hard that their necks snap or their heads fall off and for the guys to fuck a chick so hard his cock snaps off in her cunt, resulting in trauma, lots of crying, and bleeding to death so a team of super special agents trained specifically for this type of an event by yours truly and they fuck long and hard and in the end they die of heart attacks upon fucking the last zombies to death oh and btw the movie its like 95% matrix style wire fucking tricks with the 360 degree pan

SethReaperC: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!! That's the shit!!

Once you get it up, I want you to mount it. -Harry Potter

thcanadianavnger: im all sticky with mother nature goodnesss

queenofspades003: go ... mother nature yourself

If you took the $160,000 you would spend on college and spent it on condoms ($.83 each), you could have sex 132 times a day, or 5.5 times an hour. If that sounds excessive, you could have sex 3 times a day, buy a keg per day (for entertainment), a Cadillac Escalade, and still have $11.85 left over for weed every day for 4 years

During one of the namy wars that the French and the British fought and the French usually lost, the French just happened to capture a British Major. An officer brought the Major to the French general for interrogation. The French general began ridiculing the Major for wearing "that stupid red tunic." The French general said, "Why to you wear that red uniform, it makes it easy for us to shoot you." The British major replied, "If I do get wounded, the blood will not show, and my soldiers will not get scared." The French general said,"That is a very good idea," The Frenchy turned to his orderly and said, "From now on all French officers will wear brown pants."

The following was from Seth. Where does he get it all?!?

Deja Moo: The feeling you've heard this bullshit before

The universe is a figment of its own imagination.

"Press any key... no, no, no, not that one!"

"When I want your opinion, I'll beat it out of you"

"The beatings will continue until morale improves."

"Preliminary operational tests were inconclusive (the damn thing blew up) "

thcanadianavnger: are you swallowing jewelry?

Auto response from *censored*: "She wore diamonds on the inside..." -Ben Harper

thcanadianavnger: bc i mean... that cant be healthy

thcanadianavnger: man talk about an expensive meal too

thcanadianavnger: ur talkin about a $4,000,000,000 a plate dinner

thcanadianavnger: jeez

thcanadianavnger: and whats the point of wearing diamonds where no one can see them and eveyone calls u bumpy and you cant hug ppl for fear of puncturing major organs?

thcanadianavnger: that doesnt sound like too much fun

My Favorite Web Sites

PoKe TeH pEnGuIn!!!
funny like stuff to read
Hilarious games, pics, and movies
Funny Movies
Emma's Website of Pictures
Coolest thing ever move the mouse and it changes!
Theresa's Pathetic (when compared to mine) Website
Hannah's Website of pics and stuff
Anti-French Jokes
MY website of pictures
Seth's photoshop site
Sam's Website
The Daves' Domain