Prologue
The seven legendary balls in place, the gatherer proceeded to call upon the Eternal Dragon...
The sky darkened and a booming voice was heard from a great beast hovering high in the heavens.
'I am Shen-Ron! The all-powerful Eternal Dragon of Earth! You who have summoned me, what is your wish?' the dragon roared to the blue creature below him.
The young woman beamed as she went over her wish one more time in her head. Then she recited it aloud, 'Hey Shen-Ron! Nice to see ya again! But anyway, as for my wish, I'm sick of being either played or alone! I want to settle down and live happily! So I desire a wonderful Prince.'
'A prince...for you?' Shen-Ron questioned loudly.
'Well, du-uh! Of course, doofus!' Bulma sighed, putting her manicured hands on her hips in exasperation.
'Grrrrrr...I shall ignore that last comment! However, I am unable to grant that wish!'
'WHAT?! WHY?!' the woman shrieked angrily.
'IT IS BECAUSE YOUR PRINCE ALREADY EXISTS! THAT IS WHY, STUPID FEMALE!' the enraged Eternal Dragon shot back in fury.
'WHY YOU! YOU'D BETTER WATCH YOUR MOUTH, BUSTER!'
'I COULD EASILY DESTROY YOU AND YOUR PLANET AND YOU DARE RAISE YOUR VOICE TO ME?! SHOW RESPECT WOMAN OR I SHALL NOT GRANT ANY WISH FOR YOU...BE IT NOW OR IN THE FUTURE!'
'Okay, sorry. So, if you can't make him, could you tell me who he is? Or at least where he is?' Bulma asked meekly.
'No.'
'Why not?' she whined.
'It is forbidden, such information could put the future in jeopardy.'
'If you're so great, can't you make it so that doesn't happen? Or are you just an overgrown lizard with no real power?'
'SILENCE! I CAN GRANT YOU AN ALTERNATE WISH THAT WILL HAVE THE SAME RESULT, BUT NOT IF YOU CONTINUE TO INSULT ME!'
'Fine, geesh! Grant whatever possible wish you can.'
'Repeat after me, "I wish to know whom my mate"'
'Mate? I asked for a prince, what do I look like? An animal?!'
'QUIET! Just go along with it! Now, say "˜I wish to know whom my chosen mate is to be in a year's time."'
'That all?'
'YES! NOW SAY IT!' growled the impatient apparition.
'Sure thing, I wish to know whom my chosen mate is to be in a year's time. Done.'
'It has been granted! Now good bye and good riddance!' and with that, the dragon disappeared and the dragonballs dispersed all over the world.
Meanwhile, Bulma hopped on her hover bike and sped home, imagining what her prince would be like...