Chapter 7
Matt was watching the WWF on the TV when Jeff returned from the bathroom. Matt glanced up at him as he got to his feet.
“You ready?” Jeff asked looking at the TV. The Dudley Boyz were fighting against their brother Spike Dudley and Molly Holly, in a tables match. Molly had just gotten pushed over the ropes and Bubba was holding her by her hair, while Spike was desperately trying to help her.
“You know it really surprises me that she has any hair left the way guys are always pulling on it!ā€¯ Jeff said chuckling.
Matt smiled, “Yeah....hey are you coming down for my match?” Matt asked as they walked towards the door.
“Yeah I guess I’ll come.” Jeff said as he stepped into the hallway.
Technical Crew people were standing around, and some wrestlers were talking at the end of the hallway. Matt and Jeff silently made their way down the hall, and said a quick hello to some of their wrestler friends. They turned the corner and went down another hallway, towards the arena back stage entrance. A long time friend and WCW wrestler, Gregg Helms was sitting in a make up chair getting made up.
“Hey Gregg, what’s up?” Jeff asked as they stopped to talk to him.
He looked at them from the mirror, “Hey guys, just getting my make up done, for my match tonight. Where are you two off to?” He asked as he slapped hands with both of them.
“Ohh were just hanging out, talking to everybody....” Jeff said glancing at Matt whose eyes widen looking at Jeff in the mirror when Gregg asked what they were doing.
“That’s cool, so Matty, ya got a match with Lance Storm tonight huh?” Gregg asked staring at Matt in the mirror.
Matt shook his head, “Yeah, I heard Ivory is planning on coming down to the ring with him...” He said rolling his eyes.
Suddenly from behind him he felt a hand smack across his butt.
He spun around and saw Ivory walking away, she glanced back at him laughing.
“Hey!” Matt said rubbing his butt. “That hurt!”
Jeff and Gregg whose make up was finished now were laughing at him.
“Serves you right! You know you love me Matt!” Ivory said laughing as she continued walking away.
“Sure I do, in your dreams!” Matt yelled back at her.
Jeff and Gregg were practically rolling on the floor with laughter when Matt turned back and looked at them, they stopped instantly and Matt leaned against the wall still rubbing his butt.
“You know Matt...” Jeff said laughing again, “if you hadn’t made fun of her when she was right behind you she would have smacked you so hard!” Jeff said as
Gregg began laughing again too.
“You guys could have warned me, how was I supposed to know she was right behind me?” Matt asked looking at his friends who were almost in tears from watching him rub his sore butt.
“Matt buddy, like she said serves you right!” Gregg said as he finished tying his cape.
Matt was about to reach out and grab Gregg in a head lock when he spun around with his cape and pretended to fly away. “Later guys!” Helms said as he ran out of sight.
“Can you believe that guy?” Matt asked Jeff who was sitting in the empty make up chair laughing still.
“Matt man, I’m sorry but that was the funniest thing I’ve ever seen!” Jeff said holding onto his side.
“Jeff it wasn’t that funny!” Matt said shoving his shoulder.
“Yes it was!” Jeff said rubbing his head. Taking a few breaths Jeff got to his feet. “Okay I’m better now!” Jeff said sighing.
“Jeff I swear if you tell anybody about this......thing, I’ll beat the shit out of you, same for my crush on Angela, no one has to know unless its me telling them okay?” Matt asked as he and Jeff started walking again.
“Matt its cool, I’ll take them both to the grave, but I might be forced to tell Jay and Adam, and maybe Lita about the butt thing though!” Jeff said chuckling again.
Matt grabbed Jeff’s arm and started play wrestling with him.
Chapter 8
Chapter 6