Yo peeps, I've decided to make a website that I will keep, and this is it. It is supposed to be a site about me and my favourite things, you know, all that personal website crap. I can't do the stuff on making explosives because my web space provider won't let me, but I'll still do all the legit stuff.

A few ground rules before we begin (mock license agreement and not to be taken seriously):-

1. This is my site and my stuff, so if you see something you would like to borrow for your own site, ask first!

2. Aspiring Hackers: I am very handy with a few nitrogen based chemicals, so unless you would like to come home to a pile of rubble, don't mess with my site!

3. Copying or redistribution of any kind is strictly prohibited. Endorsed!

4. Don't send me spam; I don't read it and I am very good at finding out where they came from.

5. If something on this site offends you, good.

6. I hereby claim all or part credit for any achievements, etc., that you may have after viewing this site.

7. I take no responsibility for any difficulties you may get yourself in as a result of viewing this site.

Breaking this licence agreement at any time will result in prosic prose, prosiku, being shot.