One day Alice came to a fork in the road and saw a Cheshire
cat in a tree.
'Which road do I take?' she asked.
'Where do you want to go?' was his response.
'I don't know,' Alice answered.
'Then,' said the cat, 'it doesn't matter.'
--Lewis Carroll, From Alice in Wonderland


Try not to let your mind wander. It is too small to be out by itself.


EPT (early pregnancy test) - Blue means not pregnant. Pink means pregnant. Brown means you had it in the wrong hole.


WeN i WaS yOuNgEr i pLaYeD wiT tOyZ...nOw DaT iM oLdEr i GoT mA bOyZ


One of the most tragic things I know about human nature is
that all of us tend to put off living. We are all dreaming
of some magical rose garden over the horizon, instead of
enjoying the roses that are blooming outside our windows today.
--Dale Carnegie


if you treat i girl like a dog, she's going to pee on you


My imagionary friend thinks you have serious mental problems..


May you be content knowing you are a child of God....
Let this presence settle into our bones, and allow your soul
the freedom to sing, dance, and to bask in the sun....



If you hate a person, you hate something in him that is part of yourself.
What isn't part of ourselves doesn't disturb us.
--Hermann Hesse


Don't judge what your small mind cannot comprehend.

"Friendship is one mind in two bodies."
---Mencius

"Friends are God's way of taking care of us."

"If you should die before me, ask if you could bring a friend."
---Stone Temple Pilots

"I'll lean on you and you lean on me and we'll be okay."
---dave Matthew's band

"If all my friends were to jump off a bridge, I wouldn't jump with them,
I'd be at the bottom to catch them."

"Everyone hears what you say. Friends listen to what you say.
Best friends listen to what you don't say."

"We all take different paths in life, but no matter where we go,
we take a little of each other everywhere."
--- Tim McGraw

"My father always used to say that when you die,
if you've got five real friends, then you've had a great life."
---Lee Iacocca

"Hold a true friend with both your hands."
---Nigerian Proverb

"A friend is someone who knows the song in your heart
and can sing it back to you when you have forgotten the words."
---unknown

You don't stop laughing because you grow old;
you grow old because you stop laughing.





Just a couple of Stupid things we found 8-)










































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