[ B U T T E R - P E C A N ]
Who/what am I? What are my friends like? Why do I love cashews? What is our secret language? Discover my life's banal details.
[ A P P L E - C I N N A M O N ]
Interesting literature. No - not really. Actually, critiques of a few movies I've seen, and a little poetry & some short stories from my creative writing class ...there's some other dumb Shakespearean-veined things in here.
[ F R E N C H - V A N I L L A ]
Pictures - horrible, horrible pictures! Look at the insane facial expressions, the menstrually spotted doggie towels and drool-laced chins. So much fun.
[ S T R A W B E R R Y - M E L O N ]
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Misc. stuff that I think you should have, like some desktop wallpapers and audio files that are verily wad. Includes links to wad sites.
An awesome band will finally get the highest recognition they possibly can - being featured on the website of a PMSing 15-year old girl.
Yes. Contrary to popular belief, I do watch movies other than Amelie and Edward Scissorhands.
Every so often I find someone that can withstand my bizarre emotions-in-reverse judgemental senses. Confused? You'll find out later.
After a few years of a decline in interest in literature, my spark for reading has been renewed. I'm literate again!
AIM: daylightdanger
YIM: feminine_lip_bruiser
My Site: All Good Charlotte
Em's Site: What's So Funny?
Contact brittany@brandnewonline.org
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[This is KINGPIN EVERYTHING. This is my shitty life. Enjoy.]
[May 09, 04, 11:38 AM]
Updates ::
I opened the site. Let the berating and consternation of my ideals begin! I also added a few interesting fanlistings. Right now I'm desperately working on making new and more sections - I've got so many ideas, so little resources...What is this site all about? :: Well, it's basically a site a created on Friday, April 2, 2004, out of sheer boredom - boredom induced by talking to my boyfriend and listening to his erratic ramblings about cars and motorcycles and his pimp-a-licious cat (don't ask). Boredom induced by struggling to read my book, I, Lucifer, as the heater buzzes in my right ear and I hear the warped obscentities of South Park blaring in the next room. Boredom induced by listening to Sum 41's Does This Look Infected? CD and dancing around idiotically to it for way too long. Just Boredom - with a capital B.
But anyway. My friend (from high-school) Emily has an even stranger site (depends on how you look at it) filled with content even more bizarre than what you may find here. I am ...a more sedate Emily, you may say. Speaking of which, see some amusing pictures of my friends and myself in French Vanilla.
Anyway, if you, for any reason, have any strange interest (how many times have you read the word strange so far?) in the content of this site, find your way around and see what it has to offer. Aside from being dedicated to my poetry, stories, thoughts, ramblings, scans, friends, &tc., it's basically a mosaic of, well...
My Shitty Life.
But you never know. Some of the greatest things in human history have been invented by individuals who led truly shitty lives. ...Too bad I'm just not one of them.
A BRIEF DISCLAIMER:
The opinions and ideas expressed within this site are unpredictable, illogical, most likely one-sided, and will almost without a doubt reflect some type of subconscious prejudice on an issue. Or the prejudice and bigotry may be more openly intended if I'm feeling in a rut or in a crappy, depressed mood (which means it is raining outside. Or that my geometry teacher has given me a 3 out of 10 on one of our infamous homework quizzes. Or that my mom has just said something about Miguel. Or that my dog is on her period again. Or I am on my period again. ...Many possibilities.)
For you own safety, you should know that most of the conjectures made within the site were made in some state of impairment - either late at night, while talking (or IMing someone), while I should have been doing homework, while my parents were walking in and out of the room, or while I was hungry. Or cold. I get cold easily. So don't take my statements too seriously. Unless, of course, you are like me and are easily swayed. And, perhaps, there is the strange (...again. That word. But it's so appropriate.) chance that you have some nebulous interest in the life of this weird inner-city teenage girl and her misadventurous friends, none of whom you know (...or do you?).
