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me(Adam aka Azrael)
I'ma Pimp


Personal Quotes:
“Your Special (special in this case is being used as a ‘polite’ way to call them stupid).”
“Are we gonna like have to swim to the new world?”
“I’ma fucking cut you (Dallas was also in on the creation of this catch phrase)”
“Be like the Ninja.”
“Why would you take your own porn to a porn shop Jesse?”
"well then, your 55...that's super gay"
"You find um, I'll nail them...it will be a sort of assembly line. Az. Inc shall be it's name."
"It's kinda like cat."
"Hey Frank, check out my tea cup! (This created a revoulution)"
"If a tree falls in the forest, and lands on a squirrel, does it really make a noise. (the answer depends on if the squirrel has a heart attack when he sees the tree falling)."






Perks a.k.a Antz


Personal Quotes:
“I don’t know, I do not know.”
“I can’t concentrate with your bitch-ass.”
“I need more money, No like hundreds.”
“Damn it Bobby!”
“I’d do her just because I think it would piss her off.”
“I’m paraplegic. (Stands up)”
“Save trees, Eat whales.”
“HAPPY BIRTHDAY!”
“I am smarter than the police.”
“LOOK, I’m Ritter.”
“Stan Marsh THE DARSH!”
“You Nasty.”
“I’m jus’ being polite.”
“That ain’t right.”
“Pussy! You’re a pussy.”
"5 = gay...your 5"
"Tell Gentry his turn is up. My Turn. lol"
"No matter how hard you try, you cant hear the t in listen."






B a.k.a B (he's the man)
B real pic is unavailable until I can get the digital camera back. =]


Personal Quotes:
“Jesus, you think they’d screen these people”
“Dude, the P4 pipeline is bigger than my wang! (After 20 inches it is kinda gross)”
“My dream is to build a road to nothing, and then put up a sign that reads, Hospital 5 miles.”
“Gay – Box, what the fuck! More like Gay Cube.”
“It’s like comparing apples to really hot apples.”
"You are such a poser. You and Carson Daily should be put on a reality tv show called 'Poser Island'".



Frank aka Frankie aka FrankiEEE

Personal Quote:
"This is bull shit, why do I only have like 4 quotes?"
"(To Ryan Teegarden) What are you, like 5?"
“Dude, I do her.”
“Dude, Wes, your sisters are fucking hot (and to back him up, they are)”
“Dude, Tim is gay!”
“Dude.”


Jesse aka Jessie aka JessiEEE

Personal Quote:
“I want to beat her with my club, and drag her back to my cave.”
“Te gusta el muchachos!”
“Whatever this is Windows.”
“I will beat you down, tie you up, and make merry sport with your ass.”
“Fatty Mc Fat/Faggy Mc Queerson over there.”
“Mike Oxaphlophin.”


Wes aka Oh My God……Dude, Your sisters are hot


Personal Quote:

“Frank shut the fuck up!”
“That’s jus’ creepy.”
“What the Hell.”


Old Man aka Oldy


Personal Quote:
“Scratched one up and lost the other…”
“If a chicken had lips?”
“GAULD, GAULD.”
“Is this a lot?”
“Tell me you love it.”
“Is this a swallow.”
*Unintelligible grunt*
"Anyways."
"Does it feel likes there's a thumb in your bottom?"


Stephanie aka Ste aka Lil' Cheerleader


Personal Quote:
"There is too much meat in my taco!"
"7 + 2 = 11"
"worser"
"That dog (literal) is hott (with 2 t's)"
"sir"
"I walked by your house at 3 in the morning.(right?)"
"Let's goto the gym J ... Y ... M ..."
"Why didn't they put lead inside of plastic?"
"Education makes the world go rough"
Fortune Cookies
Perks – “The Chinese Monuments will attract you.” (WTF)
Adam – “You will be on top of the world.” (Hell yes)

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