Pick Up LineZ!

Mi personally dunt use these pick up lines coz sum of em are bit corni. but feel free to use em who knows dey might work 4 u! hehe!

Are my undies showing? ["No."]  "Would you like them to?"

As she's leaving....Hey aren't you forgetting something? She: What? Me!

As you walk by, turn around and say: Excuse me, did you just touch my ass? No. Damn!

*Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams. OR: I want to call your mother and thank her.

Did you know that there are 265 bones inside of your body?  {Wait for answer} "Yeah, and I could show you how to get one more?"

*Do you believe in helping the homeless? [If yes] Take me home with you.

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

*Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes.

Do you have a mirror in your pocket? (Why?) 'Cause I could see myself in your pants.

Do you have any Irish in you? (if no…) Would you like some?  (if yes…) Want some more?

Do you have rubbers at your house or should I pull out?

Do you have the time? [Gives the time] No, the time to write down my number?

Do you know the difference between a hamburger and a blow job? [No!] Do you want to do lunch?

Do you know the essential difference between sex and conversation? (No.) Do you wanna go upstairs and talk.

Do you like music? (Yes) Good, I've got a great stereo system at home!

Do you mind if I stare at you up close instead of from across the room?

Does your boyfriend know where you are?

Go up to a girl, ask her: "Do you know what winks and screws like a tiger?" She says no. Then wink.

Hey babe, how about a pizza and a fuck? (after she slaps you or leaves)  HEY!  What's wrong, don't you like pizza?

Hi, I've been undressing you with my eyes all night long, and think it's time to see if I'm right.

Hi, my name is {name}, how do you like me so far?

Hi, my name's Dan. You might want to remember it now, because you'll be screaming it later!

*How do you like your eggs cooked? [Why?] Well I just wanted know what to make for you in the morning!

*I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile.  So, would you smile for me?

*I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away!

*I know milk does a body good, but baby, how much have you been drinking?

If a women asks, "Excuse me, do you have the time?" You should answer: "Yeah!   Do you have the  energy?"

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.

*I'm not trying to pressure you. I don't want to have sex without mutual consent; oh and by the way, you have my consent.

*Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?

Let's have breakfast together tomorrow; shall I call you or nudge you?

May I flirt with you?

My name's [your name]. That's so you know what to scream.

*Oh my sweet darling! For a moment I thought I had died and gone to heaven. Now I see that I am very much alive, and heaven has been brought to me.

*The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.

*There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.

Use index finger to call someone over then say, "I made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with my whole hand."

Wait until the end of the evening when everything is real hazy and alcohol soaked, walk up to someone you've never met and say,"Come on, we're leaving." (The key is to act like you know them.)

*Was you father an alien? Because there's nothing else like you on earth!

Were you just smiling at me from across the room, or do I have my contacts in wrong?

*What's a nice girl like you doing talking to a loser like me?

Why don't you surprise your roommate and not come home tonight?

You know, you might be asked to leave soon. You're making the other women look really bad.

You must be from Pearl Harbor, 'cause baby, you're the bomb.

You see my friend over there? [Point to friend who sheepishly waves from afar] He wants to know if YOU think I'M cute.

Stop. Drop. and Roll baby, 'cause you're on fire!

Were you raised on a chicken farm?  Because you really know how to raise some cock.

Are you a Vegetarian?
-- If yes, suck my cucumber.
-- If no, suck my sausage.

Were you raised on a chicken farm?  Because you really know how to raise some cock.

*When I first saw you I almost had to call an ambulance to take me away because the sight of you stopped my heart!

*Do you have a sunburn baby, or are you always this hot?

You with all those curves, and me with no brakes!!

*Baby, if you were words on a piece of paper, you'd be what they call fine print.

*Hi, the voices in my head told me to come and talk to you

Hey Baby, are your pants as wet as mine??

*Is it hot in here or is it you?

Hey so you want to see some magic? You and I will go to your place have sex and I'll disappear in the morning.

*Can I have a picture? I want Santa Claus to know exactly what to get me for Christmas.

If you look that good in clothes, you must look even better out of them.

*Wanna play war?  I'll lay down and you can blow me away!

That's a nice pair of pants. Can I talk you out of them?

"Do you sleep on your stomach?"  Their reply: Yes/No. "Can I?”

*I've got the F, the C, and the  K, no all I need is U!

*Girl Says "I'm Lost." Guy: "That's, OK cause I can help you find your way somewhere warm and cozy with me."

*Wanna know what would look good on you?  "Me."

I bet your dad's a baker, 'cause baby, you got some great buns.

*You must be a chef, because you certainly are mighty spicy.

Excuse me, your fly is down. Oops, maybe not now but definately later.

**Who stole the stars and put them in your eyes?

**Come over to my house and lets do math, subtract the clothes, add the bed, divide the legs, and we'll multiply.

Hi, I'm (name). What's yours? (She answers. Start with small talk).  What's your boyfriend's name? (if she answers, say "thats nice" and keep talking. This way you don't look like and asshole. If she say's "I don't have a boyfriend" (reply with) Oh, I find that hard to believe.

I ain't no Fred Flintstone but I can make your bedrock.

"Those are a nice set of legs....what time do they open?


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