FanGirls Against Sparrabeth!

Okay guys, I'm creating this website because, even though I know that Elizabeth is essential to the plot and blah blah blah - I really don't like her. She's okay in the first movie, but after that, she just gets annoying.

Thats okay if you like her - i mean, whatever floats your boat right? And you don't have to like this website either. But if you do, and you don't like Miss. Swann, (Or the Rum Harpie, as some of us like to say) I think we'll get along just fine.

Because Elizabeth already has Will!

Why Sparrabeth Should Never Be Tolerated...

• 1 - Elizabeth already has Will! Why does she need Jack too?
• 2 - Jack and Elizabeth have totally unsuitable personalities.
• 3 - Will would be devastated if Elizabeth left him!
• 4 - Elizabeth is the Pirate King, and it isn't good for a relationship if the woman is the breadwinner!
• 5 - She's just not sexy enough for Jack (my own opinion - not proven, bone hard, medical fact).
• 6 - Elizabeth is too proper for Jack deep down inside.
• 7 - Elizabeth doesn't like rum!
• 8 - Jack loves rum! (see #7)
• 9 - Because Elizabeth gets way too annoying in the second movie.
• 10 - She can't have him! He's already been claimed by me!

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