I found love
Mood:  caffeinated
Now Playing: Holly Jolly Christmas - The bumble
Topic: discount store romance

U HIFI GUY [8:15 AM]: u did it at kmart?
Plaid suitcases [8:15 AM]: Uh...I did lots of stuff at Kmart.
U HIFI GUY [8:16 AM]: such as?
Plaid suitcases [8:16 AM]: They don't really sell shoes, though I did.
U HIFI GUY [8:16 AM]: a/s/l?
Plaid suitcases [8:16 AM]: I measured men's feet.
Plaid suitcases [8:16 AM]: 37fTX
U HIFI GUY [8:16 AM]: cool...and what else did u do?
Plaid suitcases [8:17 AM]: I found love.
U HIFI GUY [8:17 AM]: how about sex?
Plaid suitcases [8:17 AM]: Heh. That too. Lots of people found that.
U HIFI GUY [8:17 AM]: in the store?
Plaid suitcases [8:18 AM]: Yes.
U HIFI GUY [8:18 AM]: nice...did u?
Plaid suitcases [8:18 AM]: I have a friend that did it there.
U HIFI GUY [8:18 AM]: in the back room?
Plaid suitcases [8:18 AM]: Well, this friend and I were going to do it at the company Christmas party...
U HIFI GUY [8:19 AM]: and?
Plaid suitcases [8:19 AM]: someone told us her boyfriend knew she was missing and with me and was looking for us, so we decided hiding out in the parking lot wasn't the best idea.
Plaid suitcases [8:19 AM]: Who are you?
U HIFI GUY [8:20 AM]: just crusin the chat rooms...and saw your room
Plaid suitcases [8:20 AM]: Oh. A cat person, are you?
Plaid suitcases [8:20 AM]: So curious.
U HIFI GUY [8:20 AM]: mmmmmmmmm
Plaid suitcases [8:20 AM]: You know what I imagine you doing?
U HIFI GUY [8:20 AM]: do u have a pic dear..just curious
U HIFI GUY [8:20 AM]: what?
Plaid suitcases [8:20 AM]: No pictures! Bad dawg.
U HIFI GUY [8:21 AM]: :-(
Plaid suitcases [8:21 AM]: Working in the electronics department.
Plaid suitcases [8:21 AM]: Want to meet in the back for a "break"?
U HIFI GUY [8:21 AM]: yes
Plaid suitcases [8:21 AM]: Heh.
U HIFI GUY [8:21 AM]: u give good bj's?
Plaid suitcases [8:21 AM]: No. I suck.
U HIFI GUY [8:21 AM]: nice...and swallow?
Plaid suitcases [8:22 AM]: That too.
Plaid suitcases [8:22 AM]: I listen too.
U HIFI GUY [8:22 AM]: take facials?
Plaid suitcases [8:22 AM]: Ha.
Plaid suitcases [8:22 AM]: Ow..my eye!
U HIFI GUY [8:22 AM]: i guess thats a yes
Plaid suitcases [8:22 AM]: It burns.
Plaid suitcases [8:23 AM]: I have to get ready for the used books I'm going to fondle soon. I want to smell like pumpkins.
Plaid suitcases [8:23 AM]: Fragrance layering.
Plaid suitcases [8:23 AM]: And I shall linger.
Plaid suitcases [8:23 AM]: I have to chose which books to rub myself on.
U HIFI GUY [8:23 AM]: whatever

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