Mood: down
Now Playing: St. Gabriel - Marcia Ball
Plick647: having all kinds of fucking AOL trouble
Plaid suitcases: How did you know?
Plick647: i THINK i saw you, in the middle of it
Plaid suitcases: I'm ready to just go to bed and call it a night.
Plick647: oh, you TOO? fine
Plaid suitcases: I'm sad.
Plick647: whatsamatta???
Plaid suitcases: So is AOL.
Plick647: who do i gotta beat up???
Plaid suitcases: Are you really having problems or is it just me? Well...beat up whoever made hillbillies talk with those dumbass accents.
Plick647: me? all my problems are AOL related
Plaid suitcases: Carrie sounds like one of Them now.
Plick647: i cant, they died 200 years ago ew
Plaid suitcases: I started crying and said I couldn't listen to her voice any longer.
Plick647: i got one at work the other day
Plaid suitcases: She said she understood. I guess that sounded mean. I can't stand it!
Plick647: swear to god, drove a tractor, had no shoes on, and some stalk of something in his mouth
Plaid suitcases: Hayseed.
Plick647: gimme fit teen free. excuse me, sir? fit teen free. hands me a 20. a crumpled 20, one of the old ones. oh, fifteen on three? and the man said... "Hyuk!" i went :-O
Plaid suitcases: "My uncle whaaales." What? Whales? What is that? "Whaaales."
Turns out the bitch was telling me her uncle was a welder.
Plick647: like ten minutes later, the boss comes up, wanting to know what the fuck im laughing at. i was in tears. i smoked at the time, i had to go for one
Plaid suitcases: I'm coughing my lungs out.
Plick647: city folk. stop smoking
Plaid suitcases: I just lit it. Please.
Plick647: take 2 childrens one-a-day, like the flintstones. stop staring at me like that
Plaid suitcases: It was a desired affect. Mike Jones has the rap game sewed up. How does that hit you? I need some diet rootbeer. Beat up a crackhead hillbilly for me? Speaking of crack...
Plick647: nah, im calm. yes? im not wearing jeans
Plaid suitcases: Pour me a purple drink, Mikey. My eyes are double-jointed.
Plick647: grape soda it is
Plaid suitcases: You know what the pillow says...as long as it's fantastically fizzy.
Plick647: i... dont know what to say to that
Plaid suitcases: Sing the purple cow song.
Plick647: there once was a man from Nantucket. no wait
Plaid suitcases: I've never seen a purple cow. I guess that's not a song. I hope to never seen one.
Plick647: im sure it can be
Plaid suitcases: You could make it a song though.
Plick647: i could. you write the lyrics
Plaid suitcases: Wait! Did you watch "You're Fired" tonight?
Plick647: huh? oh, a TV show? no
Plaid suitcases: I mean The Donald's show. Those clowns had to write a song.
Plick647: newp, missed that one, too
Plaid suitcases: Carrie mailed me another present today. I should get my package Monday. Do you have a package coming Monday?
Plick647: actually, i just might. its gonna rattle all the way from sandy eggo
Plaid suitcases: Goodie. We can compare parcel contents on Monday night. I'm penciling you in...
Plick647: ima do football, yes
Plaid suitcases: Leggo my Eggo?
Plick647: um, well no, you go ahead, i can make more
Plaid suitcases: I made my mom laugh so hard she peed on herself today.
Plick647: wow, thats lonely. i knew a really small dog like that, once
Plaid suitcases: It's been a long time since I made her laugh that hard.
Plick647: oh, this is/was a habit. fabulous
Plaid suitcases: Hey, I had a paralyzed dog. I can make things pee. I know how.
Plick647: um. your eyes are double jointed?
Plaid suitcases: Yes! The joint is a secret. It lies between the black and blue parts. I dreamt of being arrested with a lot of Caught people whom I don't know, yet partied with at my treehouse in lots of light. What are you doing?
Plick647: not much, thinking about the weekend. ima gonna work saturday night
Plaid suitcases: Bad boyfriend answer. Good thing you're married.
Plick647: i havent done that in a long time. im not married, my wife is
Plaid suitcases: Oh. Do you all sell hand-dipped cones?
Plick647: negative. but our gas is 227 today. and going down after id left
Plaid suitcases: Do you like iced tea?
Plick647: bad boyfriend answer. that snapple stuff is good, but not worth the 400 calories
Plaid suitcases: I've been to Paris. In Texas and in Arkansas.
Plick647: ditto
Plaid suitcases: But you beat me. I've never been to Paris in California.
Plick647: i... didnt know there was one
Plaid suitcases: Behind my special secret eyes, there is. It has to do with the relief map thing. You feel for it.
Plick647: oh, thats spelled funny. perris valley
Plaid suitcases: You do want to ride a Ferris wheel with me? Do you have one close there? We have one here. At the Aquarium.
Plick647: im not big on heights. so please, no
Plaid suitcases: Dave's gone, man. I'm scared of heights too.
Plick647: Daves not here!
Plaid suitcases: Oh that's it. I had the gist of it.
Plick647: of course
Plaid suitcases: If you could just see how I toss my hair...
Plick647: tease
Plaid suitcases: It's extra shiney tonight. I used to laugh and laugh at that when I was a little girl.
Plick647: so's mine, i didnt shampoo it
Plaid suitcases: Mmmm..junkie chic. You stud you.
Plick647: pifft
Plaid suitcases: Don't make me touch myself with my shades up.
Plick647: i am SO not a stud, i dont even have my ears pierced
Plaid suitcases: Piercings are unnecessary.
Plick647: and retarded, but thats me
Plaid suitcases: Ears are more fun sans adornment.
Plick647: haha. yes indeed
Plaid suitcases: I'm on to you.
Plick647: no, im on the top floor
Plaid suitcases: I often wonder about floors.
Plick647: nothings above me but blue sky, and jim nabors!
Plaid suitcases: Golly.
Plick647: i do not remember that show ever being in black n white. yet, it was for like 3 years. or so
Plaid suitcases: It was such a colorful show. It was always in black and white, wasn't it?
Plick647: before Disney invented color
Plaid suitcases: It was just so fun, it seemed like color.
Plick647: nope
Plaid suitcases: Are you serious? I was seeing real color?
Plick647: im very serious. lol
Plaid suitcases: Stop teasing me. I remember the black and white. It makes everyone look so stunning. I need a drink.
Plick647: golly. yes. oh my fucking god
Plaid suitcases: Sexy. What is it?
Plick647: you, i canty believe it slipped my brain so far. anyway. Cupcake came in
Plaid suitcases: No!
Plick647: yes!
Plaid suitcases: Was her new man on her arm?
Plick647: oh no. this was ready for work cupcake
Plaid suitcases: Oh, I see. So her tits were hanging out in your face, huh?
Plick647: so she grabs her usual stuff, and does her usual comments. "so why dont you ever call me?" "no thanks, i just used the restroom"
Plaid suitcases: Wait. What?
Plick647: haahahahha
Plaid suitcases: Oh my god. You didn't.
Plick647: with a straight face!
Plaid suitcases: Without me there to see it! Bad bad boyfriend.
Plick647: its on the camera! pifft, i aint nobodys boyfriend
Plaid suitcases: I'm fantasizing. I can have any boyfriend I want. Deal with it.
Plick647: i told the wife, she said if we get divorced or if she were to die or whatever, would i ever get married again. i said FUCK NO!
Plaid suitcases: So, what? A sale on Hostess, huh?
Plick647: lol mmmmmmmmmm hohos! haha
Plaid suitcases: They make the world spin and spin. I love hos.
Plick647: spun...
Plaid suitcases: I just don't pay 'em.
Plick647: yes!
Plaid suitcases: Excellent movie.
Plick647: indeeed
Plaid suitcases: Speaking of being a STAR of the clear...
Plick647: burp
Plaid suitcases: I got the blue sky reference, buddy.
Plick647: uh. help me out, so we both know...?
Plaid suitcases: Oh come now.
Plick647: i cant, im not excited yet. er... yeah
Plaid suitcases: It's meth.
Plaid suitcases: Excited now?
Plick647: i wish they would stop putting lime and/or green chilies in everything! NO!!
Plaid suitcases: I need my medication. You can read my mind.
Plick647: constants remain
Plaid suitcases: So it's lemon for you. Got it. Lemon on the baby. Lemon on the baby.
Plick647: lol. blah. ima shoot my profile. lol
Plaid suitcases: With a Saturday night special? I'll ink you in.
Plaid suitcases: Actually I'm booked for Saturday I think.
Plick647: dont look, i hate typos
Plaid suitcases: You know what? I bet she doesn't wait. I bet she comes tomorrow night.
Plick647: lets hope. noted, im working saturday night
Plaid suitcases: So I'll be up all night with her and then trying to market with my mother at five a.m. Cover me in those notes. I forget things. Where would you stick it, you think? I have blue sky notes.
Plick647: in the meth
Plaid suitcases: Heh.
Plick647: my note would say "think"
Plaid suitcases: That works in so many ways. Think? Nevermind. It just broke.
Plick647: ofted. lol
Plaid suitcases: Put it on the discount shelf with the cupcake. Where is my drink?
Plick647: in the fridge. get your own. apples in the pantry
Plaid suitcases: What was I thinking? It's South Park Mexican. He stirs me. I got diet rootbeer. From the fridge.
Plick647: oh, we have Grape soda. Jeff doesnt mind sharing, i insist. i am NOT a deadhead! i said that twice today
Plaid suitcases: To who?
Plick647: deadheads
Plaid suitcases: That nun I love followed the Dead for a while.
Plick647: one had a shirt i didnt recognize. nun? really
Plaid suitcases: Well, she became one.
Plick647: ive met a few of those
Plaid suitcases: She was just a lesbian when I knew her with a preacher father. I taught her things.
Plick647: they all look at me like "this outfit isnt me, is it?" i cant stand them, anything about them anymore
Plaid suitcases: So you screamed, "I'm not a deadhead." at them?
Plick647: i moved 85 miles to get away from all that. well, no
Plaid suitcases: Even the ice cream? Cherry Garcia. Okay. None for you.
Plick647: oh yeah. uncle Jerry
Plaid suitcases: My head hurts now. I put Armstrong on.
Plick647: every time i seen him, he was always so quiet
Plaid suitcases: St. James Infirmary.
Plick647: unless he had a guitar, then he was the loudest one around. he tought me so much
Plaid suitcases: He was too high to talk? You're right. I do need a cigarette.
Plick647: well, i meant in.. social situations, meet and greets and all that. conventions
Plaid suitcases: Okay. So yes. Meet and greet? I'd be high.
Plick647: he was the one everyone wanted to talk to, to touch, to listen to. and no one could reach him. he was there, we all were there
Plaid suitcases: Buy a damn CD. You want him to touch you? Listen.
Plick647: no thanks, im not a deadhead
Plaid suitcases: Heh. Four times now.
Plick647: thats my moms world, not mine
Plaid suitcases: I could have sat on his lap and handled the crowd for him though.
Plick647: ive seen people look at her and go "woooooooow" lol she hated all that
Plaid suitcases: You collect the filthy lucre, baby.
Plaid suitcases: He can touch the CDs as I hock them to these "fans". dead heads. Ha.
Plick647: not me
Plaid suitcases: Touch this!
Plick647: ew, shower first. haha jk
Plaid suitcases: Uh huh. That was a good one.
Plick647: good? or good like "why dont you ever call me" no thanks i just used the restroom
Plaid suitcases: I caught another train. It went all the way to the coast. Almost. C'est Si Bon.
Plick647: 5 feet from the coast, along the beach
Plaid suitcases: I had lunch and caught the train back. The car was nearly empty on the ride home. I layed down.
Plick647: driving?
Plaid suitcases: In the train car. Across the bench seat.
Plick647: oh, right
Plaid suitcases: In the car, I put my feet up on the dashboard. I don't what I was I thinking. KNOW.
Plick647: i warn people of that, often
Plaid suitcases: The sin is in his skin? What DID he do to be so Black and Blue? Christ my head hurts.
Plick647: yeah, put the ice pick down
Plaid suitcases: I really wish you could listen to this song with me. And smile. Make faces at me.
Plick647: :-| :-!
Plaid suitcases: No. Just make them to the screen. It's Jelly Roll Blues. Do you know the song? Grr. I hate that.
Plick647: which version?
Plaid suitcases: Which version? I'm going to bed. I don't know. It's Louis Armstrong.
Plick647: lol ok
Plaid suitcases: I made lots of faces at you during it though. I had fun talking to you tonight. See you around.
Plick647: tease! yes, ditto
Plaid suitcases: See my pink tongue? Matches all kinds of things.
Posted by snowflake
at 4:41 AM EST
Updated: Friday, November 18, 2005 4:00 PM EST
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Updated: Friday, November 18, 2005 4:00 PM EST
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