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wanna see how freaky my family is this is an actual conversation that me and my cousin had over the internet

anaveragejoe11: i can beat you up

NJHSTUBAMAN09: from houston

anaveragejoe11: im buying a plane ticket right now

NJHSTUBAMAN09: there are no airports in jennings

NJHSTUBAMAN09: public airports

anaveragejoe11: try again

anaveragejoe11: im chartering a private plane

NJHSTUBAMAN09: nuh uh airports locked sorry

anaveragejoe11: fine ill charter a plane and parachute down

NJHSTUBAMAN09: darn!!!

anaveragejoe11: haha i win

NJHSTUBAMAN09: no wait

anaveragejoe11: what

NJHSTUBAMAN09: too windy u would get blown 2 welsh

anaveragejoe11: than ill steal a car in welsh

NJHSTUBAMAN09: which 1 out of the 3

anaveragejoe11: the ford

NJHSTUBAMAN09: we have construction it will take you long enough for me 2 run

anaveragejoe11: ill bribe the construction workers to stop so i can get by

NJHSTUBAMAN09: they r all asleep

anaveragejoe11: then there is no constructin

NJHSTUBAMAN09: is 2

NJHSTUBAMAN09: road blocks

anaveragejoe11: ill go off road

NJHSTUBAMAN09: oops the ford broke down

anaveragejoe11: than i steal another car

NJHSTUBAMAN09: no traffic

NJHSTUBAMAN09: lol

anaveragejoe11: than how was there any problem with construction before

anaveragejoe11: if there was no construction and no traffic

NJHSTUBAMAN09: u went offroad 4 nutin

anaveragejoe11: fine i run

anaveragejoe11: its like three miles

NJHSTUBAMAN09: oh no u left ur inhaler at home u r gasping 4 air

anaveragejoe11: nuh uh

NJHSTUBAMAN09: i love controlling what u do

anaveragejoe11: i took my preventive medicine that morning so im fine

NJHSTUBAMAN09: well the police watched u steal a car so they r after u

anaveragejoe11: my uncles the sheriff

NJHSTUBAMAN09: so

anaveragejoe11: so i explain who i am

NJHSTUBAMAN09: they don't believe u

anaveragejoe11: then i bribe them

NJHSTUBAMAN09: dang

anaveragejoe11: i win

NJHSTUBAMAN09: fine

NJHSTUBAMAN09: no

NJHSTUBAMAN09: u get past but u still have 2 miles

NJHSTUBAMAN09: ull never make it!

NJHSTUBAMAN09: the windyness unties ur shoelace and u trip

anaveragejoe11: i bribe the cops more to give me a ride

NJHSTUBAMAN09: i locked the house

anaveragejoe11: i bash down the door

NJHSTUBAMAN09: we have 4 behind eachother

NJHSTUBAMAN09: besides u dont have a ram

anaveragejoe11: i kick them all down

NJHSTUBAMAN09: i grab the shotgun

anaveragejoe11: i dislocate your arm

anaveragejoe11: you cant fire

NJHSTUBAMAN09: i bite the trigger

NJHSTUBAMAN09: i win

anaveragejoe11: you just missed me and broke your jaw from the kickback

anaveragejoe11: there is no way you could hit me with your teeth

NJHSTUBAMAN09: so

NJHSTUBAMAN09: this is fake

NJHSTUBAMAN09: i through you in a train passing by

anaveragejoe11: ive done all physically possible things

anaveragejoe11: you couldnt pick me up ever

NJHSTUBAMAN09: fine

anaveragejoe11: especially with a dislocated shoulder

NJHSTUBAMAN09: i do it with my tonge

anaveragejoe11: you do what with your tongue

NJHSTUBAMAN09: throw u

anaveragejoe11: physically possible things only

anaveragejoe11: i dislocate your other shoulder

NJHSTUBAMAN09: fine

NJHSTUBAMAN09: u hurt me

anaveragejoe11: so i win

anaveragejoe11: that was my goal

NJHSTUBAMAN09: but u don't have enough money to get home

NJHSTUBAMAN09: u used it all to bribe

anaveragejoe11: i hitch a ride with your mom

NJHSTUBAMAN09: she is out of town

anaveragejoe11: i call aunt mandy

NJHSTUBAMAN09: she wouldnt bring u home to terrorize other kids after what u did 2 me

anaveragejoe11: 1. i explain the situation and she understands

NJHSTUBAMAN09: no she doesnt

anaveragejoe11: 2. she feels obligated as my godmother to help me

anaveragejoe11: i win

NJHSTUBAMAN09: grrrrr

NJHSTUBAMAN09: no

anaveragejoe11: then what

anaveragejoe11: youre out of ideas and you know it

NJHSTUBAMAN09: i get quick arm reimplacement with metal arms and throw u in the train

anaveragejoe11: you couldnt get them replaced fast enough and you couldnt find a place like that in jennings

NJHSTUBAMAN09: dollar tree

anaveragejoe11: they dont sell that

NJHSTUBAMAN09: do 2

anaveragejoe11: since when

NJHSTUBAMAN09: since 4ever

anaveragejoe11: physically possible things only

NJHSTUBAMAN09: ok

NJHSTUBAMAN09: darn dollar tree arms break

anaveragejoe11: yep

anaveragejoe11: so im gone i win

NJHSTUBAMAN09: ok

anaveragejoe11: yay

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