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Jennyanydots -

Bustopher Jones is not skin and bones-

Bombalurina -

In fact, he's remarkably fat.

Jellylorum -

He doesn't haunt pubs-

Jenny -

He has eight or nine clubs,

All Three -

For he's the St. James's Street Cat!

Jenny -

He's the Cat we all greet as he walks down the street

In his coat of fastidious black:

Bomb -

No commonplace mousers have such well-cut trousers

Jelly -

Or such an impeccable back.

Jenny -

In the whole of St. James's the smartest of names is

The name of this Brummell of Cats;

All Three -

And we're all of us proud to be nodded or bowed to

By Bustopher Jones in white spats!

Toms -

In the whole of St. James's the smartest of names is

The name of this Brummell of Cats;

And we're all of us proud to be nodded or bowed to

By Bustopher Jones in white spats!

Bustopher Jones -

My visits are occasional to the Senior Educational

And it is against the rules

For any one Cat to belong both to that

And the Joint Superior Schools.

For a similar reason, when game is in season

I'm found, not at Fox's, but Blimp's;

I am frequently seen at the gay Stage and Screen

Which is famous for winkles and shrimps.

In the season of venison I give my ben'son

To the Pothunter's succulent bones;

And just before noon's not a moment too soon

To drop in for a drink at the Drones.

When I'm seen in a hurry there's probably curry

At the Siamese-or at the Glutton;

If I look full of gloom then I've lunched at the Tomb

On cabbage, rice pudding and mutton.

All -

In the whole of St. James's the smartest of names is

The name of this Brummell of Cats;

And we're all of us proud to be nodded or bowed to

By Bustopher Jones in white

Bustopher Jones in white

Bustopher Jones in white spats!

Jenny -

So, much in this way, passes Bustopher's day-

At one club or another he's found.

It can be no surprise that under our eyes

He has grown unmistakably round.

He's a twenty-five pounder,

Bustopher -

Or I am bounder

Jenny -

And he's putting on weight every day:

Bustopher -

But I'm so well preserved because I've observed

All my life a routine, so I'd say.

"I am still in my prime, I shall last out my time"

Jenny -

That's the word from this stoutest of Cats.

All -

It must and it shall be Spring in Pall Mall

While Bustopher Jones wears white

Bustopher Jones wears white

Bustopher Jones wears white spats!