Old Deuteronomy -
You've heard of several kinds of Cat,
And my opinion now is that
You should need no interpreter
To understand our character.
You've learned enough to take the view
That cats are very much like you
You've seen us both at work and games,
And learnt about our proper names,
Our habits and our habitat:
But
HOW WOULD YOU AD-DRESS A CAT?
So first, your memory I'll jog,
And say: A CAT IS NOT A DOG.
All -
So first, your memory I'll jog,
And say: A CAT IS NOT A DOG.
(Old Deuteronomy -
Now Dogs pretend they like to fight;
They often bark, more seldom bite;
But yet a Dog is, on the whole,
What you would call a simple soul.
The usual Dog about the Town
Is much inclined to play the clown,
And far from showing too much pride
Is frequently undignified.
He's such an easy-going lout,
He'll answer any hail or shout.
All -
The usual Dog about the Town
Is much inclined to play the clown
Again I must remind you that
A Dog's a Dog
A CAT'S A CAT)
Old Deuteronomy -
With Cats, some say, one rule is true:
DON'T SPEAK 'TIL YOU ARE SPOKEN TO.
Myself, I do not hold with that -
I say, you should ad-dress a Cat.
But always keep in mind that he
Resents familiarity.
You bow, and taking off your hat,
Ad-dress him in this form: O CAT!
Before a Cat will condescend
To treat you as a trusted friend,
Some little token of esteem
Is needed, like a dish of cream;
And you might now and then supply
Some caviare, or Strassburg Pie,
Some potted grouse or salmon paste-
He's sure to have his personal taste.
And so in time you reach your aim,
And call him by his NAME.
All -
A Cat's entitled to expect
These evidences of respect.
So this is this and that is that
And there's how you AD-DRESS A CAT.
A Cat's entitled to expect
These evidences of respect.
So this is this and that is that
And there's how you AD-DRESS A CAT.