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I know it's been a few days but here you go. I hope you aren't to screwed up from the previous story.....

SillY StorY 6:

Zoozoo and Chuck

Once there was a bug named Zoozoo. Zoozoo lived under a rock with his friend Chuck. Zoozoo and Chuck were the best of friends. They loved to play in the mud puddle by their home. On adventurous days they would visit the garbage dump and have a picnic. Zoozoo and Chuck had always been together. In fact it is why Dede, Chuck's ex-wife, left him. She didn't want to live with Zoozoo.

One day while Zoozoo was out gathering road kill for supper, Chuck was squashed. A donkey had kicked over Zoozoo and Chuck's rock and stomped on Chuck. Poor dead Chuck. Poor Zoozoo. Zoozoo lost his best friend and home in the same day. After a few seconds of mourning and buzzing Zoozoo decided it would be best to tell Chucks friends and family. Then Zoozoo realized that he was Chuck's only friend. So Zoozoo decided he would go to his own friends for comfort. The Zoozoo realized Chuck had been his only friend also. It was a sad sad day. Zoozoo Cried and cried. Then he did what all good friends would do. He fed Chuck to some birds. He would miss Chuck.

A few seconds later Zoozoo ran into Dede. He told Dede the news. She did what all ex-wives of someone's best friend would do and she mated with Zoozoo. Zoozoo forgot about Chuck and was happy. It was his small brain could do. Dede and Zoozoo found a whole in the ground and lived happily ever after. Good for Zoozoo the good friend. Good for Dede the sluttly ex-wife. Sorry Chuck, they won't miss you...but someone might..

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Responses: This is scary and mean. But no there is no but just scary and mean I love you though --Jason

wow, this was slighty distrubting...but good for zoozoo and dede for moving on with their lives. Besides both of them have the whole repeative name going for them so they make a better couple. Courtney the determined responder

I didn't think the story was scary and mean...I thought it had a happy ending...boo on jason being dumb CDRR

Ok so we are off again on another wonderful goose chase of well silliness........

SiLlY sToRy 7

Dear Shakespeare, What if They Were to Meet?

Hamlet: To be or not to be that is the question (Macbeth enters from the right)

Macbeth: To kill or not to kill that is the question

Hamlet: Actually it is! Who are you my goo' lad?

Macbeth: Alack Alack you fiendish foe!

Hamlet: Ay, shit burgers! (Raises hand as if he has an idea)

Macbeth: Did the weird sisters send you?

Hamlet: Why is it you call your sister's weird?

Macbeth: How do thy know thee

Hamlet: Was that proper Shakespearian?

Macbeth: Is Shakespearian a word?

Hamlet: Where were we? (Both stand in silence.) Romeo enters from the right)

Hamlet & Macbeth: Halt who goes there!

Romeo: It is I, Romeo the west, and thou are the east and we shall never meet!

Hamlet: Ay, shit burgers!

Macbeth: (to Romeo) You speak as if you were a weird sister

Romeo: eye... balls

Hamlet: (to macbeth) What is thou’s obsession with sisters? When one is a brother or one is a sister--

Romeo: Then one is an enemy. Oh beat sweet love!

Macbeth: Ah he is a spirit then sent to haunt me! Do you know of me deed?

Romeo: In deed, would shit if shat by another still awfully reek?

Hamlet: Then you have heard from my father? How is it you speak with the dead?

Macbeth: Then it is true thou be a sister!

Romeo: Thou be the brother of love!

Hamlet: Ay, Shit burgers! (Pause) Why is it that I am here?

Romeo: She is the sun my dearest be!

Macbeth: Is it she I must also kill?

Hamlet: Then you know of my plan!

Macbeth: What plan? Thou must knowist of mine!

Romeo: Knowist each other as quick as you can, for he who hesitates, masturbates.

Hamlet: I must be crazy. I must to kill, are you a player?

Romeo: Thou insults me! I have only one love

Macbeth: Then thou are a scrub

Hamlet: Aw.... shit burgers!

Macbeth: Indeed Shit burgers

Romeo: Shit mongers smell sweeter

Mavbeth: I must be away, I have murdering to do. Good Romeo shall we meet another day?

Romeo: You too callist as my Juliet! Yes, we should meet another night!

Macbeth: I will away (Macbeth exists)

Hamlet: I must to kill my uncle? Or thouist be away sooner?

Romeo: I am a lover not a fighter, though for love I shall kill...

Hamlet: I hows bout thou killist for me and I killist for thou? The fuzz will never suspect a thing!

Romeo: Ah Throw Mama From the Train. Good sir it has been done. We are as fresh and new as the morning dew. Our own murders we will do!

Hamlet Ay, do, do

Romeo: I will away to playest under thy dearest covers!

Hamlet: Then thou are a player!?

Romeo: Alack your harsh words!

Hamlet: I only mean to act

Romeo: IT is what they all say.. I must away! (Romeo exists)

Hamlet: Ay, (pause) To be or not to be, Tis still the question! (Looks around) Ay! Shit burgers!! (Exists)

The end

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Responses:

It was funny but really confusing and hard to follow hate to be a critic but not your best work. Maybe I'm just too simple for it. I wish you would answer your IM oh wait you just did cool bye. -- Jason

Muffin I think you combined a few too many plays into one and this was crazy long...*kisses* Courtney the determined responder

I also found it slighty confusing...and jason's right he is too simple for it...teehee CDRR

So here we go again on that road, going down the only road I've ever known! Here is a story made just from lyrics yes the lyrics of the songs!!!! The lines not from songs are in italics. This is really screwed up. I'll try to be more peppy next time.

SILLY story 8

Lonely Answering Machine Lyrics

Hello? Are you are out there? Can you hear me? Are you sure you’re not alone? It's been a hard day's night. This is difficult; When I was young I never needed anyone. But I will survive as long as I have love to give I know I'll be alive All I have to do is dream dream dream dream dream. But all I wanna do is have a little fun before I die! But I'm lying alone with my head on the phone. My tummy hurts.

A long long time ago somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me; I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed. For ten years I've been on our own and moss grows fat on a Rollin stone. Yes ten years. I had a friend once. We were going to do something great. Yo, listen up here's a story:

As I walk through the valley, Steve walks wearily down the street with a brim pulled way down low. "Boy I've been watching you like a hawk in the sky" I said. We were strangers, starting out on a journey never dreaming what we'd have to go through.

Steve turned to me and said " Oh my God Becky, look at her butt. It is so big!" Steve being the wonderful gentle men he was forgot all about our journey. And my loneliness. He had also for gotten, my name is Bobby not Becky. So he goes over and picks up this girl and walks her into my valley. He tells me her name.

I say" Hi Barbie"

She says" You can brush my hair undress me everywhere. Imagination life is you creation. For $29.00 and an alligator purse."

I looked at him and he looked at me. Then he looked at her and said, "You and me baby ain't nothing but mammal. So uh let's do it like they do on the discovery channel"

She replied " For $29 and an alligator purse."

They started running just as fast as they can, holding on to one another's hand trying to get away into the night.

I looked down and said "Dear Penis, I don't think I like you anymore."

That was the last I saw of Steve. The last friend ship. So that's why I'm sitting here with my head on the phone and I am c-a-l-l-ing I'm calling you calling you now. oh oh. The season's already changing. I think it's cool you do what you do and don't try to save me. I'm blue da ba dee. I'll have a blue Christmas without you. Will you pick up?

Can you tell me who wrote the book of love? And tell me why I sound so sad? It's not because Steve left me there with a mission. No it's because I ran out of Spam and I told you that true pity story so you would go by me some. But I see I’ve only gotten your machine. I'll go get my own damn Spam. I've never wanted something rational. Life's been good. Tomorrow I'll head on down to the love shack, love get away. Because I want you to play with my ding a ling. Good-bye so long I bid to say ado.

Responses:

OH MY GOD -- Jason

What can I say? Good use of songs, but it was quite confusing. It definitely makes you think. ~Krista~

Good use on songs there was a bunch of them...although I did find some part confusing...still good work! Courtney the determined responder

I hope jason's response didn't count cause he's stupid I agree with Krista good use of songs!! I was really impressed but you have always known a million songs CDRR

Well I hope this brightens your day and teaches you all a wonderful lesson in the games of love! :) Peace love and polka dotted marshmallows!!!

SILly StorY 9

Blinky and Winky

BLinky the bear was a happy little fella. HE would frolic and play in his dandelion field. He would hop and chase the butterflies. Blinky would never hurt anything at all not even a fly. BLinky knew all the bears in the forests, or so he thought.

One day Blinky noticed a bear that he did not recognize. HE climbed the rocks for a closer look. She was beautiful! She was the prettiest fuzzy bear he'd ever seen. She looked at him and fluttered his eyes. BLinky was a happy bear.

Blinky decided to impress her. He ran off to the river to catch a fish. (Because eating fish wasn't like harming flies. Fish were yummy so it was ok to harm them) He caught the first fish he saw. HE ran the fish over to her (hiding it behind his back) He first asked her name. She said it was WInky. Blinker then wiped out his little trout. Winky looked down at Blinky's minuscule trout and made a face of disgust and walked away.

Blinky looked at the tiny size of his trout and decided that WInky was upset because it was too small so he would have to catch a bigger one! SO he went to the river and indeed caught a bigger fish. He ran it quickly over to Winky and showed her. The same thing happened. SO Blinky went to get a bigger fish. But no matter how many time BLinky brought back a fish the same thing happened.

Finally Blinky threw his enormous trout, one the size of his whole body, in her lap. Winky really freaked out.

"What is the matter with you!?" She asked “You keep accosting me with fish! I hate fish. They are stinky!"

Blinky looked at her and then his big trout and started to laugh. He explained the whole story. Winky was impressed that Blinky went through such trouble over her. So doing as all bears do the mated and moved to Vegas were they raised their three cubs, Spanky, Lanky, and Dot. They lived happily ever after and made boo co bucks off the casino they opened. Called Inky’s, Anky's and Dot's.

The End

responses:

This was a very cute story. Not so silly, but it was great! I love the whole romance thing about it! Keep up the good work! ~Krista~

Aw, I love happy endings! Kyla

Yeah for blinky and winky...I think thei also proves that boy only think they know what girls are thinking...silly boys! Courtney the determined responder

krista-I agree you did a good job and it was cute kyla - I like happy endings too! CDRR