A Story from Jason> Yet to be Titled
Okay Here is my story I know it will suck and not be funny because I am no where near as creative as meagan but I'll give it a shot! Oops sorry about that!
See princess meagan ---------->
See Princess meagan see invisible bill------->
See Princess meagan confused------->
See bill act out faking his death------------->
See Princess meagan be shocked-------------->
See bill take out dirty magizine----------->
See Princess meagan slap bill------------------>
See bill cry------------------>
See invisible dog pee on bills leg-------------->
See princess meagan laughing------------------>
See bill run from meagan----------->
See bill go to marla's house--------->
See bill steal her voodo doll---------->
See bill put evil voodo curse on meagan------->
See princess meagan shrink to 5'1" and 3/4--------->
See princess meagan scream-------->
See princess meagan search for bill---------------->
See bill hide---------------->
See bills invisble gang jump out and hog tied
princess meagan------->
See them poke princess meagan with sticks---------->
See princess meagan untie the ropes with a hair pin--------->
See the bill and his invisible gang disappear----------->
See meagan go home forever a midget------------
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A Story from Danny
Meagan the Penguin Princess
Well it is a story, tell me what you think. Danny
Meagan the Penguin Princess was a fairly ordinary penguin … as far as talking penguin royalty goes. She did the same things that other penguins do, wattle around, eat fish and such, but one thing Meagan had to do that most Penguin princesses don’t is to write e-mails to all of her friends and every few days to write a story that would brighten their days and make them laugh. Well, while Meagan had more than her fair share of penguin friends, the only friends she had who could read, or who had computers for that matter, were some Humans.
Meagan’s Human friends were an odd lot, a super hero, a thug, a one time Television Star, and even a witch.
One ordinary type day, while Meagan was checking her e-mail, she was absolutely astonished. Every last one of her Human friends had written to her, she was in shock and even felt a little faint! When she opened the first e-mail she found out just what could cause this unusual event, it seems that there was a group of walruses that were enslaving the entire Human race. Meagan knew that she could be the one thing that stood between the Walrus army and total world domination. So she immediately set about rounding up all of her loyal penguin subjects and formed the largest coalition in penguin history.
It was her intention to lead this newly formed Human Liberation Force to victory against the Walruses. That is exactly what she did. She and her penguin army fought walruses in the water, fought walruses on the land, they fought walruses in the country and even on the city streets until not one walrus stood against her. Then she and her loyal followers went about freeing the captured and enslaved Humans. Later there would be an enormous feast of fish for the great penguin liberators and their General-Princess Meagan.
Moral: Save the penguins, they may just save Humanity and indeed the world one day!
Another from Danny Hey You! I was bored and didnt want to fall asleep again so I couldn't try to read my assignments for class so I decided to write. Here is what I came up with...tell me what you think =] Bill the Radioactive Jungle Monkey:
Bill was, of course, a monkey. He had already led an exciting life when our story begins involving a Nun, some Zimbobwaens who thought him one of their leader, along with the rest of the monkeys he used to hang out with, some loyal prostitutes (not prostates as someone might have you believe) who also made the monkeys their leaders, several pounds of burning bananas, the police, and a return to the zoo.
This story, however is about the activities of Bill who while in the zoo was exposed to a large amount of radiation from a nearby nuclear waste disposal plant. As a result Bill always had a glow about him. Unfortunately, it was green and had nothing to do with well cared for skin. Shortly after the zookeepers discovered why the monkeys could not sleep at night, Bill was shipped off to Brazil to be re-integrated into his natural habitat.
When Bill arrived in Brazil he was placed in a temporary holding pen that he could run around in and get used to jungle life. There were four other monkeys in the holding pen with him, but it was big enough so that no matter where Bill went in the pen the other monkeys could run and hide from him. With no one to talk o Bill became lonely the only creatures who would approach Bill were the keepers who fed the monkeys and Bill would run over to them when they were around and hoot and holler at them, but they laughed and said, “silly monkey.”
One day however, Bill sipprised them by asking them a question, “What is your name?” he asked the shocked keepers ran and hid but soon returned and answered Bill’s question. They soon made friends with Bill and would even let him out of the pen, Bill liked this feeling of freedom.
One day, while he was out of the pen, he left the monkey re-integration center and hopped a flight to Washington DC. While there he learned of Democracy and the voting process. He decided that he had lived in America all his life and he was well over the age limit and ran for president. Bill went on to become the president to end world hunger, by having thousands of acres of U.S. parkland be planted with bananas, and cause peace to break out across the globe. Bill was the best president the U.S. ever had.
The End
I don't think it is that great but well...I am bored... Danny - the bored
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