Are you a loser with no friends?? Then get the I-Phone (Ian Phone)!! Develop a meaningful relationship with a hunk of plastic! Each time you drop, drown or drool of this wonderful phone it will bitch at you and tell you what a piece of shit you are! Every button has a sweet phrase like, "why do you hate me", "you don't understand me" and "I want to be a tranny". If you purchase more than one phone they will interact with each other! The phones will start to do dirty acts in front of you and call you a dirty peeper when you watch. Others products include - a consular doll to improve the relationship between a owner and your phone - costumes for your I-Phone - little black book for all your phone's Nancy's and Mary's - and of course blinking antenas so your phone can bring out the pimp inside!
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