The All Holy Penguin Laws
This page has been added thanks to the evil web page of James's world. It features something that is very abusive to the wonderful penguins! So to protect penguins everywhere I have created this wonderful list of Penguin Laws. This will ensure the protection and rightful love of all penguins every where.
The All Holy Penguin Laws
- Generous love must be given to every penguin you encounter.
- It is against all law to physically harm a penguin
- It against all law to digitally harm a penguin in any way
- You should NOT give any penguin you meet a bad self-esteem: this includes calling them stubby, midgets, or reminding them they can't fly
- Any distruction to a penguin's natural habitat is a holy sin
- no Penguin bowling
- No teasing penguins (includes holding fish in front of them and then not giving it to them)
- Do not feed them anything harmful to their digestive system
- Do NOT mock them
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