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Original 124. Ok time to cheer everyone the puckers up. I don't know why eveyone is so damn cranky. I mean really people. Now is the time to embrace your life. In twenty years you'll wish you were this age again. So you might as well do all the dumb stuff you don't think should now. Seriously. No matter how bad you think your life is someone has it worse and yes someone has it better. So take appriciation in the little things, like emails from me, comfy pillows and also appriciate the bigger things. You should really go hug a friend. I hugged Alicia today. She wasn't ready for it. This was mainly because I was running from someone really annoeying and she saved me. Anyway the point is i thought things were going poorly then I realized. I'm basically getting a crack at what I want to do with the rest of my life. I currently have the choice of 4 very differnt men to date. I just got my new computer, and the friends that I have still are loyal and good and rational. My family, my friends, my bird, my dog, and my ferret love me. Speaking of the first though. I will be broadcast in the St.Louis area to 2million people, not Alton though... Anyway I will try to let you know. I hope to beable to direct the LIVE show and give myself a heartattack :-D. However you should look for my PSA and my news story. That's right I'mgoing to be on TV!!! With my own stories, well if they're good enough... that's the tricky part. ALSO I updated the site!!! YAY not the pictue, new computer and all. No pics saved on here. I will do that eventually. I also added a page. www.angelfire.com/la3/nightengale8402/index.html It's called Meagan's Advice. the ratings are up to. Kisses everyone!!!!!!!!
Silly Story 124
Your Local News for Monday August 30th 2004
Smy: Hi I;m Smy L. Biggs
Bud: And I'm Bud News
SMy and Bud: And we're here to bring you your local news for Monday August 30th 2004!
Bud: Here's to hopin it's rotten.
BAA Bing BA Bing Bo BO BO BO BO BOBOBOBOBOBOBOBO DODODODODODODODODOD DAAAAAAAAAA BLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Smy: Oh my what .. lovely new theme music....
Bud. I liked it.
SMy: Well lovely viewers today we have some wonderful news for you
Bud. That's right. It's going to rain gum drops and lemon drops and men and everyone is going to be happy until they are crushed by a 300 pound body builder munching on a stale gum drop.
Smy: (looking at Bud concerned) Bud, did you get up on the wrong side of the bed today?
Bud: I try.
Smy: Well, anyway. In today's news, the real news, we have some interesting occurances. It seems that the SIU-E parking services plans to buy bullet proof hummers for the ticket givers to drive around in. The new prototype was sent to school today. Ian Urfuss is there for a test drive. Ian? How's the ride?
Ian: Well it's quite a lovely machine Smy. (laughs) We just gave this guy a ticket for being over parked at a meter (laughing)
Smy: What is so funny?
Ian: well, he was only over by 30 seconds and as we were writing the ticket (snickers) he came running out with his pants around his ankels and (laughing) a role of toilet paper and he was screaming and yelling for us to stop and thowing quarters at us.
Driver: Yeah, the little twit. I told him his ticket would help pay for some leather interior.
Smy: Oh, My.
BANG BANG (female) AHHHHHHHHHHH
Ian: AHHH
Smy: Oh my what is happening??
Ian: Under pants boy is firing at us? He's still not wearing pants! Damn that was close!
BANG Driver: Holy Sh--
Ian: This is incredible! There's never been an attack on siue parking services before!
Bud: I find that hard to beleive. This is great.
Smy: Oh no it's a good thing you've got that hummer.
Underpants boy: Fucking assholes. buying hummers!! I'll show you what you can do with your expensive hummer crap.
BANGTING
Ian: Ok he is now beating the hummer with a stop sign that with the help of much adrenaline, he has yanked out of the ground.
Smy: Dear me. Has he put on pants yet?
Ian: No... that's the worst part! Oh thank heavens here come campus police! What? Apparantly they are arresting the driver for taunting them with his hummer.
Smy: can you get a comment?
Ian: Sir, why are you giving the underpants boy a metal of honor?
Officer: Because I want a bullet proof hummer and I deserve one more than... I mean ummm... This was all a misunderstanding. I can assure you. Now turn over the camera nicely we need to destroy the eviden--- ummm it has been contaminated by radiation leakage from the hummer...
Ian: What that doesn't make any s- hey let goo
ZIIIIIIPPP
Smy: Well we seem to have lost our feed.
Bud: Aww that's great.
Smy: Wll I guess it's off to the weather. Sonny.
Sonny: Yes, well I suggest that you stay inside this next week. Plan to run around naked with the windows open because it's going to be fucking hot. Also after the sun sets I suggest that you find a nice insolated sleeping bag and attractive person of the opposite sex and do what you can to stay warm because it will be freezing... Me personally I like to take the Mrs. and flip her over under the covers and-
Smy: OOOOK well I'm afraid that's it for the wheather...
Bud: In other news I'm not wearing any pants.
Smy: Excuse me?
Bud: Well, I've been thinking about Ian's piece there and that underpants boy seemed to be on to soemthing. I mean what good are pants anyway? You see with the pants on he couldn't catch up to hummer, however pantless he got a metal of honor.
Smy: Yes but, I hardly think-
Bud: You're just jealous.
Smy: Of what?
Bud: Well I hardly think it's right to say on lvie television but if I must, could you kindly stop admiring my family jewels.
Smy: Your what?
Bud: My uh (coughs) Large log and boulders
Smy: ummm
Bud: You know the one eyed monster and his munchkins
Smy: And it's time for Sports!!! Iwana!
Iwana: Right.. but what about Bud's meat and veggies?
Smy: what?
Iwana: you know his bat and balls
Smy: You better be talking baseball.
Iwana: Oh yes ummm riiiiight.
Smy: Why not just tell us what's happening at the Olympics
Iwana. Well the swimmers are reeeeally hot. And that one american fellow, his pants all most fell down and then I uh... got distracted... But the Athems were touching. I don't have a clue who won. Then the neighbors dog came through my dog door Aaaaagin. and I had to chase him out and he knocked over the tv
Smy: Wait you didn't go to the Olympics?
Iwana: No our cheap ass bosses wouldn't send me. Something about eating too many peanuts and sleeping with the football team last season , I'm not really sure. I wasn't listening.
SMy: Well, I'm afraid that's all the time we have for today.
Bud: what a shame. I was thinking about going for the whole nudist effect.
SMy: Thank God we're over. See you lovely people next time and remember Smile big in the ... umm.. face of Bud News!
BAR BAR BA BIIIN BllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
The End
Moral: If you want revenge, you should first take off your pants.
responses
Hey All- First off, Meagan, what a wonderful story! I was just thinking to myself today that it would be nice to read a new silly story, and I open my mailbox, and here it is. Meagan, you can now add telepathy to your impressive resume. It's news the way that news reporters have always wanted to cover the news, but can't. By the way, congrats on the broadcasting spot!! Now- I don't know what's been going on down in the land of SIU-E, and quite frankly I really don't want to know. I hope that things (whatever they may be) are resolved to the satisfaction of both parties. Meagan, you're still one of the coolest people that I know. Ditto for all my friends. Good night, or good morning all. Love Always, Lisa :) the extremely tired whose still up working at the front desk until 1. 29 days until my birthday... :)
LOL, wow. If only the news were really reported by those hot swimmers.........and they were pantless (or Speedoless. whatever)..........*drools*. Oh, right, where was I? So, I think that a big poster of all the hot swimmers (American and Australian, of course) from the Olympics should be manufactured. Then I'll have something good-looking to see when I wake up instead of my nasty ass ceiling. Kyla the Sleepy
Great Story!!!! The pantless man deserves a medal of honor for going after parking services. Dirty communists!!! Anyway i think nude news would be a good idea. I would certainly be more interested pending the new news guys were hot. That would be great.... Sarah the girl who slightly resembles a salt shaker from playing sand volleyball.
I am with you Kyla. Hot swimmers reporting the news. That would be fantastic although i don't know how much i would know about current events as a result. Sarah
Cute story, Meg! As long as Ian Thope is right there with Michael Phelps (my birthday buddy) all will be well. Let's also throw in Brendan Hansen, the South African men's 4X100 freestyle relay team, and Alexandre Despatie for good measure. -Roxanne, who already misses her pretty Olympic boys
I LOVED IT!!! I always enjoy the silly story news reports!!!! Keep up the great work! And I am glad to see that you are looking on the positive things in life...it always served me well! LATER GATOR! Kendra
Hey we really do need bullet proof hummers at ranken thank you very much. We don't have them...but it wouldn't be a bad idea for the security people at night. I did love the story though and hurray for nakedness. morgan the tired and pissed because her design isn't working out. ps glad your home marla
ya know.. others do have it alot harder than us. This summer, when the colorguard was half assing, their tech, Joe, said "there are kids your age dying in fox holes, this is not hard. Do it again" lol it was just great! Bullet proof hummers, eh? do they plan on getting shot at in the future on SIUE campus?? but we should attack parking services... we should take it over! Running around naked eh?? Im not much for the nakedness... but i WILL run around in skimpy shorts and a swimsuit top.. anyone with me?? and i still have yet to wash the car in my underware like i had planned on this summer. i need to do that AND NEWS MEN NOT WEARING PANTS IS EL WRONGO! great story meggie! Pinky the fab
Two syllables, one word: Croc-KER!!! (That one's just for you, Roxanne) kyla
Two syllables, one word: Croc-KER!!! (That one's just for you, Roxanne)
125
Hey yall.
I was going through the ss list looking for stories to edit and turn in as my independent study. So I was wonering which were your favs. If you don't get back to my wednesday night, forget it.
Anyway I guess I can whip up somehthing before my class at 130 so here goes. enjoy.
silly story 12 5?????
The Angry KEyboard
Everyday lil miss Jena Smith would come in and poke on him. It wasn't that she was a bad typer by any human standards. She just poked. Buddy in fact didn't like the idea of typing at all. He hated it. Not to mention Jena pounded so hard. He was suppose to be a quiet keyboard but he couldn't be with her big sausages dropping on him at 60wpm. Buddy was so happy when Jena had to go away to school or out to a party. He hated when she had homework and he hated when she went into a chat room. The tapping and poking was completely unbreakable and it gave him quite the equivilant to a headache. He knew somehting had to be done... but what?
One day, Sally was yammering like she usually did about how she was a wireless mouse and who she had the cutest little red glow when she was in use and how it didn't clash at all with the mouse pad. Buddy was considering throwing a few trashy insults at her and comparing her to a joystick for he was in a particularly bad mood because Jena had a 10 page paper due that she waited til the last minute to do. However Sally suddenly said something of interest.
w-h-a-t? said Buddy
" i said I would never be reused as one of those crappy pieces of art where they use old computer equipment and mount them on the wall. I am far to pretty and useful
h-o-w w-o-u-l-d y-o-u d-o t-h-a-t ? asked Buddy
how ever should I know?
So Buddy set out to find out. He asked the friendly hard drive to look it up for him. Soon he had all the information he needed. The only question was how on earth he was suppose to get to that highly desired wall mantle in the muesum ten miles away.... Then he realize that after weeks of trying and hard work that there was no way to do it. So he realized that his only option left was something drastic. He would just have to show Jena what it was like to be a keyboard.
So thta night after she fell alseep Buddy slipped off the computer desk against Sally's cries and flipped himself over to Jena's bed. He caught his keys on the handles of her nightstand and crawled up to Jena. He hesitated only a moment before he let him self fall smack on her head. Jena woke up and scream and jumped and was very confused. She saw Buddy and put him back on her desk and then searched the house for someone. Everytime She feel back asleep Buddy would go over and wack her a few times. It didn't take long for Jena to decide that Buddy was possessed. On the contrary he wsa quite himself and the happiest he had ever been. Jena was afraid of tossing out a possessed keyboard so she donated him to the musem of art ten miles away and then she moved to jamaca to live in a grass hut and never owned a computer again.
Buddy on the other had got dismantled and made into a sleed dog of somesort in a technilogically advaced art design of some sledders. He was happy for the rest of his natural born keyboard life.
the end
morral: If you poke others often, you deserve a good smack in the head.
RESPONSES: While I'm glad Ms. Sausage Fingers got what she deserved, I just can't believe that Buddy could be happy after being disassembled and mounted on a wall. That's almost as bad as being poked, except it's more permanent. I don't understand why Sally the mouse didn't help out too. Unless, she's a wireless mouse slut and likes to be fingered all the time . Anyways, good moral. So very true, too. Kyla
Hey meggie~ I never got the silly story so i had to reply off of Kyla's lovely response. Make sure i am on the list! Ok.... good story. I hope my wireless keyboard doesn't get mad at me. I do try to be nice to it though. I don't prod at him too much. Just when i have a paper do. I will remember to apologize to him after typing this e-mail. Sally sounds like a pain in the ass. Maybe she is a little ho like Kyla said, hmmmmm can wireles mice run away during the night to the the room next door to visit the other mice? Sarah
Um, okay. I don't know how to respond to that so, um, HI!!! morgan
buddy should be happy!! hes the latest technology! buddy gets lots of action too! everyones touching him all over.. pressing his buttons HAHA everyone laugh, you know that was funny. i think moving to jamaica is an ok idea.. but no grass hut! and i cant LIVE without a comp..... OH everyone get this.. i just got the entire madison scouts IM list! HAHAHAH!!! WATCHOUT BITCHES! Pinky the WAY TOO EXCITED
This was a very interesting story!!! I liked the creativity!! Now I feel bad for using my keyboard right now.... . So I will cut this short since I don't want to poke my keyboard any longer and have it attack my head. Kendra
I liked all of the sexual inuendos (like being poked by Ms. Sausage fingers, etc.). very cute story. i am kinda scared of my keyboard right now, so i am going to end this e-mail quick. love ya! ~krista~
Hey all- Interesting story, Meagan. I think that I'm going to have to read it again. I agree with the moral. People that invade other's personal space should be smacked. Have they no sense of decency?! Anyway- I'm pressed for time so here goes: Save the date! Saturday, October 2, I will be home to celebrate my 21 birthday (September 29)! I haven't decided if I want to go out or have a party at home with you fine people. Let me know what you prefer, and I will let you know the details. Whatever is decided, the party will start around 8:30 p.m. I'll let you know ASAP. Talk to you all soon! Love Always, Lisa ...the girl feeling incredibly drained because she gave blood today...
Cute story Meagan. I hope my keyboard doesn't mind me using him all the time. I'm pretty gentle but I should clean him more often. Darn that Sally. Why can't everyone play nice? It'd be really fun to be a piece of artwork, but then there is no privacy. People can just walk by and stare when you are showering. I guess that could be a turn-on for some. See ya lata, Jill
126BRRRRRRRRR!!!!!! It s a shorty!
Silly Story 126?
Wormy Dreams
He touched the stick. Nothing happened. He touched it again. Still nothing happened. So he crawled on top of the stick. He sat on the stick. He finally blinked. Just as he was about to snuggle down the stick came to life. It flung him up into the air. He came soaring down and landed ona dandalion. The stick loomed above him and called him sissy little baby in chinease which was weird because Gerbbert didn't speak chinease and just as it was about to coem down up on him... he woke up and fell off the stick he was sleeping on. Gerrbert looked around. All the other worms were fast asleep. He sighed, snuggled up next to sally sue and went back to bed.
The End
RESpoNSES
Once more, I think an "Um...." would suffice here. So, um.....Oh, where's the moral? There wasn't a moral on the last silly story either. I demand a return to morals! Kyla (time that my project's due minus 17 minutes)
OK...um. I just didn't get this story, I guess. It was a little bit weird, but I just got done watching a Steven King movie, so I was already freaked out. Anyway, i am glad that he got to snuggle with his sally sue. I want to snuggle witha guy! ~Krista the girl who just wants a guy to snuggle up against~
hmm yea, i have dreams where im running, and i fall, and then i jump and wake myself up, i really hate those Pinkster
Ummm ok.... That was wierd. I would like to meet a worm who could speak chinese or even a stick that does for that matter. Maybe we should submit that dream for Van's Dream Scam. That would be awesome. Only one of us had a dream that we were the worm...... Plotting.... –sarah
Ok, I don't really get it. He's having a nightmare, right? It was just an odd story. Maybe a plot would help out. Jill-the one that should be stressed because she has 4 exams in the next week and got a parking ticket which she will be contesting...I have an appt with legal services on Monday....and very much looking forward to her caving trip to KY next weekend.
where do we go from here...
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