80 -89 (wow so conventional of me)

This is another one of those stories that you will have to have read other stories to Fully appreciate, but it is not as necessary as it was with See Jill's Past. For those of you who would like to be fully appreciative or just want to brush up read stories "A day with Guy the Nature Guy" and "Nature Guy's Safari" Now on with the tale.

Silly Story 80

Guy the Nature Guys visits the Artic

Brrrr. It sure is cold out here. Hello all you loyal viewers you, I'm Guy the Nature Guy. As if you didn't know!

In case you were wondering Me, Bob the camera man and Bub, his twin brother, have all recovered gracefully from our Safari. Now that we're all back in one piece we've decided to visit some place a little different. Thrilled? I know I am.

So sit in your nice warm chairs at home and watch me get to know the freezing Artic a little better.

Today we are going to be seeing animals that you don’t normally see on a regular bases, animals that -- Why lookie there! Over the hill, I think I see some interesting birds. Ah yes. These strange birds you see before you are known as penguins. Now it may appear that they are wearing tuxes but in fact--What? They ARE wearing tuxes? But my cue card says- What? One wishes to speak with me? Uh ok.

Yes Mr. Penguin sir? No, no I wasn't trying to crash you royal ball. I would never- What? No, camera man Bob isn't hitting on your wife he's just zooming in to- well what's that Bob? You think she's cute? Uh... No no he didn't mean it THAT way Mr. Penguin sir he just... You know kung fu? What relevance does that ha- Run Bob Run!

Okay I apologize for loosing you folks and the odd angle... I am now holding the camera myself... It appears that Bob has had his ass kicked by a harmless little penguin, I am hiding in a near by cave. The penguin seems to be looking for me, but I seem to be smarter...

Hey Go Eat a Fish You Lousy Flightless Bird! Stupid Birdie. HA HA Remember animals are our friends. What? Why don't you say that out here you little waddler! What? Why would I give a polar bear indigestion?

Hey where are you going! Whimp!

Well now that that is taken care of, I apologize for that penguin's behavior I... What's that grumbling sound? Ok I'm turning around... Oh... Hi there Miss Polar Bear. What lovely eyes you have (Whispering over shoulder) I'm so lucky to see one this up close! I'm gonna with the animal show host of the year award! heh heh

Aww nice--hey what are you doing? I remind you of who? Your what? I look nothing like a bear! But I'm not your love toy! uh Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelp. Uh this is - Stop kissing me!-- This is Guy the nature (I don't care if you like my name let me go!) Guy the Nature Guy saying Stop I don't believe in bestiality! You're too old for me. heeeeeeelp!

The End Moral: Don't hit on penguins when there is a lonely poplar bear right around the corner. Responses:the revenage of the penguins!!! get it!!! (courtney)

I like the re-invention...or whatever you call it, of the old but good stories...theeeee're GREAT!!! Danny says "So".....So =]

I always enjoy the guy the nature guy stories, kinda reminds me of the one australian guy does guy have an accent?? i think he should dont hit on the penguins people,. it just aint right Marla grrrrr

Hey- Hooray for Guy the Nature Guy! I love these stories. He's so helpful in showing us what situations not to get into. Keep up the good work Meagan. Talk to you all later. Love Always, Lisa

I think we need less nature guy and more member reunions!! CDR

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Hello :-D Good news. My website is updated with responses and everything is there but silly story number 80. (I've been numbering them one off, but it's all straightened out) Due to e-mail issues on my part, I temporally had no access to my address book, SO Derek, Bundy, and Ryan, I apologize for you missing the last 3 silly stories, but you can read them at the site. www.angelfire.com/la3/nightengale8402/index.html So any ways, I have been run down with homework and what not, how bout you? Yeah, well anyway. This next story is based on the very plain fact that in the small circle of people I know there have been 4 break ups and one delayed relationship within 3 weeks. So, I have come to the conclusion that Cupid is either, dead, lost, or very cranky. As annoying and inconvenient as this has made the past few weeks, it does make it safe to hob nob and run ramped on Friday without the risk of anyone falling in love with you. So take advantage all, I know I am. But anyway, on with the story.

Silly Story 81

Cranky Cupid

One day, the semi-god thing of love, the son of the god of war and the goddess of love, the naughty little arrow shooter who rampages around confusing the heart, the poster boy of hearts and candy and kisses, the 1 billion dollar advertising catch for Valentine's Day, the half naked dude who makes you say "sugar lips" and "my sweet little melon head", the P-Daddy of "I do", the one and only being who could fully understand the complexity of love, he, himself, Cupid, fell in love.

This was a very very long time ago. The idle of his affection was some mystical female being, and the stories about it are too boggled to tell exactly what she was when he fell for her. But the fact is he fell, and he fell hard. And for Cupid this is literal. He forgot to flap his wings and fell, right on top of her. Now Cupid, being the noble god thing he is, did not shoot her with an arrow right away. He wanted to make sure things would be good and then he shot her in her sleep. Of course she fell so desperately in love with him that she allowed him to take her up into the skies with him, where she would be forgotten, but alas with him. That's the way it went back then.

Well approximately three weeks ago (beginning of September, 03) Cupid's lover had a change of heart. Cupid knew that his arrows were not always full proof, and that it was up to the couple once the arrow lost it's power, but he never suspected that someone would leave him. But she did. And as forgotten as she was, she was even more unknown now. No one is sure what happened to her except possibly Cupid, beings as he probably stalks her.

Now Cupid, all his life, had only understood love, and falling into love, and continuing love, and living in love. Cupid had never suffered rejection, or hurt or falling out of love, or being forced out of love. As it is, to completely understand love, Cupid had hardly any capacity left to understand such things. So Cupid is very upset and hurt and angry and quite frankly confused.

Cupid just doesn't know what to do with himself, or the rest of the world. He is taking out all his hurt and anger and confusion on the world. So if you’re with someone, be warned. If your not, and want to you’ll be waiting, and if your not and don't want to then party like there is no tomorrow. I'm sure cupid will come around. But right now he's a bitch, but give the guy a break and have some fun.

THE End

Moral: When you see the idle of your affection, don't forget to flap.

RESPONSES:shame on you all!!!! the poor lil fella needs a brake! why cant you people take care of your own relationships?? poor cupid has to do EVERYTHING while you all just sit around and get pierced in the butt with arrows. lazy schmucks Marla the Great

On to my comments about the story. Thank you Meg.You always write such interesting stories. Thanks for explaining why I'm still single. Oh well. I hope he comes around sometime in the not too distant future. Cheer up everyone! Enjoy being single while it lasts. It's really not as bad as some might think. For those recently involved in a break- up, I have no doubt that your hearts have been broken. Just keep looking up. Eventually Cupid will return from whatever little escapade he's on and love will be in the air once again. Talk to you all soon. Love Always, Lisa :)

Well Meagan, You already know my thoughts on the subject,,, Oh, and I am glad that you only included the people in your circle...leave J. Low and Ben A. out of it... Danny the Clinically (Chronically) Silly

the story was great keep them coming....sorry for the lack of reply... talk to you later!!! derek

Has cupid ever heard of not bringing his feelings to work...what a jerk...and he forced her to fall in love in the first place...she gets a gold star for leaves him CDR

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Again, real life has inspired a silly story. Pinky will appreciate this and feel the total annoyance that accompanies it.

Silly Story 82?

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One, soggy Friday evening, Meggie and Pinky where out and about being their loveable and totally innocent selves, as always. They decided to stop by their local Wally World to browse calculators, "necessities", and men. While they were nosing around the craft area to find innocent supplies for harmless fun, (Meggie was attending a craft fair the following morning.) a very lovely sight poked his head around the corner. Pinky and Meggie, the friendly little creatures that they are, decided to investigate. They were greeted by two very hot guys. One of the beautiful beings had some odd sticker on his nose and greeted Pinky by saying, "Hey baby mama!" Pinky was a little baffled at this remark, but still interested. After receiving no more response than "hey" from the girls, the guys headed on their way to purchase cups for Jell-O shots...

This left Meggie and Pinky in the aisle with no glue and no guys. So Meggie headed off to ask the guys where glue may be. They had no clue where glue was, and no offense, but the guy that (had things worked out) would have been Pinky's, had even less of a clue. He made some joke about working at Wally World. Still, they were friendly types (and hotties) so a conversation sparked up. The shorter dark haired guy, turned out not to be such an idiot and the way tall light hair guy was just as he seemed. They even offered to share their Jell-O shots, but Meggie and Pinky, being the lovely angels they are, declined the alcoholic snack.

So here was a rare occasion. Two hotties, had actually found Pinky and Meggie and initiated conversation. They were the perfect type to hang out with for the night or stalk, and with Cupid on the down low, no chance of any long-term commitment or interest. However, Cupid was not as far away as assumed. Right as things could have worked out Cupid came flying into Wally World in a very drunken State. He couldn't even fly straight. So, angry at the world, Cupid began shooting random things, one of which happened to be a tub of elmor's glue, somewhere on the opposite side of the store from Meggie and Pinky. The corresponding arrow however, shot Pinky right in her rear. Suddenly Pinky became obsessed with glue. So obsessed that she left the hotties standing there starring. Meggie of course followed, assuming Pinky had no interest in the hotties, and what fun is that? So off they went for glue. The hotties actually followed them for three aisles. Then Meggie said "Hey, aren't they like perfect to stalk?" (Harmless stalking of course) and Pinky said "Yes they are! That's a great idea! Let's get glue. I have to get this glue." So whilst spending pointless minutes looking for Pinky's current affection (a tub of Elmor's glue) the hotties purchased their items and left. After a few minutes Cupid passed out in mid air and fell on the helpless little Pinky stabbing her with a "reverse

Pinky became herself again, and after giving Cupid a big beating, went off in search of the hotties. But for all of Meggie and Pinky's efforts, the guys could not be found. So Cupid is not only screwing up relationships, but harmless fun and stalking too!

So, slightly annoyed, Meggie and Pinky went off into the soggy Friday night, and amused themselves with other means of innocent harmless fun, like the angels that they are.

The End

Moral: When hunting friendly hotties, beware of Elmor's glue.

RESPONSES

Good job Meggie and what is this about you two being innocent. Sarah

WOW!!!... is cupid ever being a bastard!...I mean drunk is just fine by me, but have the decency of not screwing with people huh?!? No one likes a drunk who staggers arround and screws with people , am i right? I mean come on, huggs are fine..a little weird when it is some one you don't know...but fine. But when you start making people stalk inannimate objects, well that is just plain wrong! Danny the Clinically Silly PS. How come you 2 didn't make the Alpha Phi party? You missed a good time.

hey baby mama?? it threw me! what can i say?!?!!? um,, about the whole missing out on the stalking.,.., it wasnt my best move ever, and i didnt even know what was really going on when they were following us, and peeking from around corners :( i guess i really like elmers glue Shame on pinky! They were really hot, im not kidding, the taller one was hotter, but the short one had really dark hair, and dark eyes, so yea. Next time we are offered jello shots, meggie, we are bailing out on our original plans and making new ones. wether that be jello shots, or stalking pinky the not so bright sometimes, and obviously in love with elmers glue

Hola all, Marla is there something wrong with you. This isn't like you. Oh well, maybe next time...*kisses* byee the sleepy muffin

Hey guys- Sorry to Meggie and Pinky for having such bad luck with the boys. You must have been really preoccupied with the elmer's glue. WOW. Talk to you all soon! Love Always, Lisa

Eighty Three

Hey everyone! How are you all doing? Enjoying this wonderful weather? (Gag) Well I'm doing pretty good I guess. I got a date on Saturday. So that should be interesting. But Kyla, if you are still coming into town, I still want to do something. So anyway having nothing better to do I have decided to grace you all with a silly story. Do you feel loved? You should. I was so happy; I got FIVE responses to the last story. That is 5 people responded out of the 13 people who received the story. That is almost half! Pinky, I think you need to sick out your response gnomes on those other 7 people. Also I would like everyone to send out a warm and friendly welcome to Kyla, Kendra, and Jill. Who, whether they know it or not, will be joining the mailing list :-D. So please welcome them. hmmmm I guess I should send them the official welcome letter... yeah I'll get around to that later. But right now we'll just have a story. And as always, if this one story just isn't enough for you, visit the site: www.angelfire.com/la3/nightengale8402/index.html

Silly sTorY 83 God Said So

God said let there be light, and there was. He said let there be earth and land and water and all that hoha, and there was. He said let there be this and that, and there was. God also gave the world four seasons. Winter, spring, Summer and Fall. God loved his creation, and it was good.

One day, long ago, near the beginning of time, a group of primitive humans made God mad. These humans lived on a large section of land that in many years to come would be known as Central America. Specifically the part that would be known as Illinois.

The humans had everything they could possibly imagine, except the Garden of Eden, but that's another story. They had wonderful weather, beautiful and plentiful crops, good friends, obedient dogs, and considerate cattle drivers. But theses people were crabby. They had no reason to be crabby, but they were. I guess they were too happy. They crabbed about the weather, whatever the season or temperature, they crabbed about the sounds the animals made at night, and they crabbed that their left shoe never looked exactly the same as the right shoe. They even crabbed about the fact that they didn't really have anything to crab about.

So one day, all the people were crabbing and someone came up with a solution. It must be God's fault. Since this was the only solution ever offered, and it gave them a reason to crab at not just each other, but someone new for a change, God, they accepted this idea as fact. They went to work the next morning on the most productive thing they had ever done with the exception of their crops. And they crabbed the whole time.

What they did was dig a gigantic sign into the fields, so huge God was sure to see it from the heavens. The sign said, "We blame you. It is your fault. We hate our li." They stopped after L-I because they got lazy and didn't feel like finishing any further than that. At first God tried to pass it off as silly human stuff. None of his other human had complained in such a way. So he let it pass.

However the ignorant little crabbers didn't stop there. They ended up basing their whole system of living and their church on the fact that everything was God's fault, and they could do no wrong. They dug more unfinished signs, and built as half finished statue of God doing things wrong. So finally God came down and asked them what made them so angry, and why they did these dumb bad things. All they said was "It's your fault. We have nothing to crab about, so we crab about everything." So God, a little testy by now, decided to give them something to crab about. He took away the seasons spring and fall and he took away the obedient dogs from that part of the earth. He also said that they could only grow horseradish, beans, and corn. So to this day, there is no spring and there is no fall in Illinois. There are about two weeks of transitional weather and then it just gets cold, or hot depending on what time of the year it is.

Why? Because God said so. But it's not His fault. It's those nasty crabbers that lived long ago's fault. Blame them, and thank God. And maybe he'll give Illinois back the seasons of Spring and Fall.

The End

Moral: If your left shoe doesn't match your right shoe, don't blame God. Blame your grandpa.

RESPONSES

found this one a little strange but still fun kisses byeeee courtney

Hey all- Interesting theory Meg, very interesting. I've got the sniffles right now, so it's difficult to come up with a more exciting response than that. Sorry, it's all I've got. I've got to go to bed. I have to get up and go to work at the front desk at 5 a.m. Why? Because I need the cash. I'll talk to you all later. Love Always, Lisa :)

Illinois is in Middle America or the Midwest...Central America is south of Mexico and North of Venezalia so there is my two cents. Danny

Wonderful job as always meagan! I think Illinois is just tainted with the scum of the earth. All of those crabbers, and NON RESPONDERS. Dont balme God that you all dont respond, its your fault. You suck, and fail as useful human beings. Pinky the Great

I really liked this story. My roommate thought that I was crazy because I couldn't stop laughing....by the way, are you not dating Jason anymore or am i just confused. You said you had a date so I was just being nosy. Well, thanks for putting me on your email list. Love, Kendra

Meagan, Great story, and oh so very true! I am freezing, as well as the rest of you guys. I was kinda upset about the God bashing until I got to the end. Then, I got the whole point of the story. So, no harm was done. Yay!! Keep up the good work. I thoroughly enjoy reading each and every story of yours. ~Krista~

LOL, I like it. And it's so true too. Except, I think this year Peoria missed out on the transitional weather too. And yes, I am still coming to town this weekend. For anyone who cares, I'll probably be at Wild Country on Thursday. If not then, I'll be there Friday. (Yeah, I've gone a little country. Oh well.) Kyla

Kyla, You goofy you're leaving Peoria and I'm going to visit there...I can't believe you're missing your super super cool homecoming dance!! (I'm being force to go) *kisses* byeee ps don't feel bad about being left off the list about the responses I still think they're lieing about how many I've responded to. Courtney who's going to go make her class schedule

good stroy meagan.... good point made... people should stop complaining.... -Mary

Hey everyone, Kudos to Meagan on the cute story about Illinois. Very engaging. - lots of love, JILL

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Let's see what's new with me. Nothing interesting. The Kahok marching band is doing very good this year. They've swept first place (including the outstanding awards) twice and on Saturday they got third place with a 5-point penalty. (My bro's an alto) Well I said I'd get on with initiating people and the first person to be initiated bum bum da BUM!!!! Is KENDRA!!! YAY! Also Chris and Rachel have now joined the mailing list. So give them a hardy welcome as well. Silly story 84

A Muddy Tragedy

It had become tradition for many sororities to show how truly reformed and sophisticated they are by having an annual romp in the mud. Or, as it is more commonly known, a mud wrestling competition. As sophisticated as this dirty sport is, it can get quite ruff. Never underestimate the furry of a sorority girl covered in mud from head to toe. The ones who have, have never been heard from again. This is a story about one of the fiercest mud wrestlers in the land. The babe that made all the other mud rollers hike up their bikini strings and bound out of the mud pit. The one, the only, the muddy, Kendra the Krush! She was 45 to43. (She gave one girl such a wrasle, the judges decided it HAD to count for two wins) She had the power. She had the love. She had the umph. She had the official no-slip mud-wreslin' special edition swimsuit. She walked the walk. She talked the talk. She was unbeatable and unbelievable. She was Kendra the Krush. And when she was asked to visit Rolla and participate in the annual mud wrestling competition, she was honored. She said "Sure thing." She slipped on her official no-slip mud-wrestling special edition swimsuit (the blue one) and headed right over. The competition was a piece of cake. The first wrasle of the day, Kendra the Krush V.S. Tina the tiny. Not a very fair match perhaps, but there was no fair match for Kendra the Krush. Tina the Tiny, tottered in and gently stepped into the mud pit, giggling like a nervous apple fritter in front of a hungry chipmunk. Then the crowd silenced and stepped aside. Kendra the Krush had entered the room. They watched as she gracefully made her way to the mud pit. Everyone watched as she hiked her leg to step proudly into the mud pit. Her foot came down, right on top of a harden bikini top left from last season. This stopped her foot about six inches before it was intended to. She paused. She grimaced at the pain that shot up her ankle all the way to the bottom rim of her blue official no-slip mud wrestling special edition swimsuit. She let out a slight squeal and fell into the mud. The whole crowd rushed forward to her aid and rushed her immediately to the hospital where it was discovered that her ankle had been broken and dislocated! With no way else to call it, Tiny the Tiny took the win. Kendra the Krush's mud wreslin days were over. Even if her ankle healed in time for next year competition the humiliation was just too much. So that's the story of how Kendra's the Krush's career as a mud wrestler came to an end. But do not feel bad for Kendra. In the Hospital she met a very handsome and rich doctor who fell immediately in love with her and they lived happily ever after.

The End Moral: Beware a harden bikini top hidden within the mud, for humiliation and someone named Tiny are sure to follow.

Responses:

Welcome rachael and chris!! Let me take this opprotunity to teach you the ropes. RESPOND to ALL of meagans wonderful stories, make them good reponses. You must offer much praise, and if you dont like the story, suck it up buttercup. This is not an option. If you think that you should just be a delinquent responder, then i will be conversing with the response gnomes. Not responding is NOT acceptable. BOOOOOOO for sororities!! dirty whores! I think mudd wrestling is a GREAT idea. This is an idea for the holloween party.... i want a special edition swim suit! mayube ill come to the party as a mud wrestler instead of a fembot... ideas! I think the moral is a very good one meagan. Eveyone should beware of bikini tops hidden mud, thats shady. I hope everyone is responding to this, because i sure whould hate to have to call out the email leprochan.. hes kinda tired and cranky from all of the visits hes been making to nonresponders. sincerly, Marla the Great

Great Story! I loved it!! It made me laugh so hard!!! I loved how Kendra met a handsome doctor! Go Kendra the Krush! ~Krista~

Well sir, this story leads me to ask but one question... How exactly did that bikini top come to be in a place where it could cause such harm to our heroine? and where is its owner? Ok that is 2 questions...so what?!? Danny the Silly Person

I thought this was hilarious!!!! I even read it to my roommate and both me and her had a very long, hard laugh. I loved it so much that I printed it out and put it on my dorm door. I just want to let you know that I think you have a very funny and creative mind that makes even the worst situation funny. By the way, I love the moral. I promise next time to look for those darn harden bikinis. Keep up the good(GREAT) work!!! Love, Kendra the Krush

LOL! Actually, I think you could change the moral to "Look before you leap. Seriously. It can be painful." Just kidding. I like the moral. So, who gets a story next? Kyla

Hola, jeez that's crazy, you've got to watch out for harden things in the mud...but one has to wonder how the bikini top got there and who's missing it...*kisses* byeee Courtney the girl on fall break!

dear god poor kendra. I could've loaned her my bikini from last year. morgan

Hey all- I guess that it just goes to show that no good can come from mudwrestling. Let this serve as a lesson to all. As for sororities, whatever floats your boat. I have tests coming up this week and next. I've been studying like a madwoman. Keep me in your prayers. I hope that you're all doing well with your classes. Can you believe that the semester is almost half over? Wow. I think I'll be glad to get this semester over with. It's been way too busy. Welcome to the group new people. Please respond to the stories, Marla's not kidding about the threats that she sends. Love Always, Lisa

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Here it is what you've all been waiting for.

Silly Story 85

The Best Librarian

Everyone knows that the only reason librarians shhhh all the time is because they have hangovers from their long nights of parting and drinking in the library after hours. (Which they do every night.)

Well I am here to inform you of the best librarian there is and most likely ever will be. Her name is Kyla W. She has the number one trait that the higher librarians look for. She is a partier. She parties from closing to opening without barely a hitch in excitement. She always makes sure ALL librarians know when her library is "getting down." She also took a few extra computer classes and was able to hook up enough secret panels and switches to practically turn her library into a dance club. And one of the best things about her parties, are the cowboys. She has connections. And at most every party there are be buff, hot, sexy, half naked, dancing cowboys. (Since most librarians are female. This is much appreciated) Yee Haw.

But Kyla is not only a favorite among librarians. The residents and library goers of the town like her to. For Kyla rarely drinks alcoholic beverages at her parties and rarely has a hang over. She does get headaches from staying up all night, but these are nothing like a hangover. This means that she "shhhhes" approximately 60% less than the average librarian. Also, Kyla will go steal naps in the closet marked "employees only" during slower hours of the day and let her untrained minions do the shhhhing. And untrained minions shhhh 90% less than the average librarian. So in the end everybody is happy.

So next time your in the library, studying your heart out like the good person you are and you drop a pencil and need to ask the adorable stranger next to you to get it, and before anything interesting comes out of the strangers mouth (like their phone number) and you hear SHHHHHH! Before you curse librarians and their evil shhhs, just remember to make the exception for Kyla. The best librarian there is. And then move to her town and attend her library.

The End

The moral: Be careful what you touch in a library, a naked cowboy could have been riding there.

Responses:

okay that was good. I am not going to lie so here is my response. Kyla invited me to one of the parties. The cowboys were hot and they rode me on that table in the library. YEEHAW!!!!! morgan

Wooo-hoooo! Let's hear it for my scantily-dressed cowboy friends! I like this story very very much........gee, I can't figure out why. I don't want to brag or anything, but my library does have the best damn parties this side of the equator (you'd have to go to Rio to find anything close to a rival for me). Well, I'm off to class now. Good job, Meagan! Kyla the saucy librarian

Hola all, I want to go there! It would be a major shin-dig! woo! And as for the moral, I'm already scared of lunch tables!! Did you really have to add the library too! *kisses* byeeee Courtney the scared of dirty public places

I would like to let you know that I LOVE this story!!! "Go Kyla, it's your birthday! We're gonna party like it's your birthday!" HEY!!! Wait a minute!! Why have I not been invited to these parties!! I am Kyla's freakin' sister! I should have the hookup, but Nnnooooooo....Kyla doesn't want her freaking sister to be dancing with some hot, sweaty, sexy cowboys!!! Oh, well! There will always be frat parties..... Megan, once again, GREAT story. Very naughty but imaginitive!!! I LIKE IT!! Kendra

Wonderful story!! so i guess this explains all of the shushing going on. Good for the non drunken kyla librarian. OK, now for more serious business. IF there are hot, half naked cowboys at these parties, I INSIST that i be invited too,, come on now louelle, there should be plenty to go around. Share, you selfish librarians! Speaking of hotties next to you in libraries, i saw one last week!!!! he was RIGHT next to me, and there were buttheads talking really loud behind us, and no librarian shushed them!! shame on her! grrrrrrr (marla)

Oh, get over your bitching. It's not like you'd drink anyways :P. So, yeah........Party at the Cullom-Davis library; check out the basement decorations! Woo-hoo! -Kyla

I love this story! I would say it is one of your best! I especially like the cowboys! I agree with Kendra, I want to know why I was not invited to Kyla's drunken parties, especially when there are NAKED COWBOYS there!! Just that word takes my breath away! Anyway...I bet if I went into Kyla's library, I would be shhhhushed ALL the time b/c as you all know, I don't know how to shut up! Well, I am getting off the subject, but I have one more thing to say... "Where there are cowboys, there is a Krista." Tee hee! Love ya'll, ~Krista the Cowboy Lover~

OH, MY! That is quite a moral! One which I will have to pay attention to next time i am in the lobrary at school (mental note, touch

ok, so I am responding for the first time! It was a very interesting story. I have never thought about all that shhshing that way! Way to go Meagan! --Ryan W

Ok, too much info Morgan... Also, I am grateful i have not yet gotten an invitation.... Danny

Hey All- Great story Meg!!! I love it! Thanks for the warning of where to sit, I will definitely be more careful. I want to move to the town where Kyla's library is. It sounds like more fun than the library here in the cornfields. A party with hot,sweaty cowboys is always sure to be a good time. Way to go Kyla. You should throw these parties when you're home. Later everyone!! Thanksgiving break is less than a month away!! Love Always, Lisa :)

86 86 As always (or at least consecutively twice) the Halloween story is gonna be late. hehe. Yeah, isn't it funny how things work. Yeah ok what ever. For those of you who came to my party, thanks so much! I had an absolute BLAST with all of you. IT's the most fun I've had in awhile. You guys really were a fun group. For those of you who couldn't make it, but desperately wanted to there is footage. I myself can't wait to up load it onto a tape tape, so that we can solve the debates of "Was Mike giving Phil bedroom eyes during the life savor game?" and "How many times did we talk about pinky's ass?" Unfortunately the portion of the party where we all took the purity test was taped, fortunately I wasn't open with all of my answers :D. Now onto the story I suppose. The initiation has to wait in honor of the holiday. So we'll see. And if you haven't voted on a moral, get on the ball!!! How hard is it to read a few sentences? Also remember! Nov. 5th is the one-year anniversary of silly stories inc. !!!!

Silly story 86

Bump

Little Timmy was lying in his dark dark bedroom staring up at the plastic glow stars duck taped to his ceiling. He had the covers pulled up just past his chin. It was one minute to midnight on Halloween. He had heard at school that this was a very mystical time and to be ware of all the spooky things that happen.

He was told how monsters burst out of closets and ghost seeped in from the attic. He had heard of things lurking under the bed and outside his window. Timmy turned his head over to his electric train clock. He watched as the numbers flashed from 11:59 to 12:00. Timmy gasped. He pulled the covers up to his nose and waited.

He had his door cracked and watched as the night-light in the hall flickered out. Timmy's eyes got wide trying to take in every little thing that he could see. After a few seconds, nothing had happened. He began to loosen up a little. But just before he could relax completely he heard a soft bump. He jerked his head all around the room, no longer loose. He held his breath.

bump

There it was again! He was sure of it. He wasn't imagining it. He looked out his window. He couldn't see anything. He lay flat on his back surveying the room and then

bump bump

Timmy ducked under his covers.

bump bump bump

What could that be? Could it be knocking? No. It couldn't be knocking. Would monsters knock any way? He didn't know.

bump bump bump bump bump BUMP

Timmy curled into the fetal position. He wasn't sure, he could take much more of this. He began to think of the distance between his room and his parents. If he ran for it, he could make... But what if he couldn't?

Bump Bump Bump BUmp BUmp BUmp Bump BUmp BUMp BUMp

what if he screamed? No no he couldn't scream. What would screaming do except draw attention to himself curled up in his covers? If he ran for it, and the monster saw him, at least he'd already be on the move.

BUMPBUMPBUMP BUMP BUMPBUMP BUMPBUMPBUMP BUMP

With that Timmy leaped out of his bed. He didn't touch the floor until 4ft from the edge of his bed. and he barely touched it all the way down the hall. The bedroom door was in sight. The bumping was getting louder. Timmy ran and flung himself through the door and stopped dead in his tracks. His mouth dropped and his eyes bulged as he saw the most Frightening thing he had ever seen in his entire life.

Timmy watched his parents jump with start and roll off the bed in a scramble to cover themselves up. "Timmy darling," his mother said. "What on earth are you doing out of bed? Are you ok dear?"

Timmy stood in be wilderment. He had just ran in on his parents having sex. His mouth finally shut into a look of disgust. He could see the nightmares that awaited him in the week to come. Poor Timmy.

The End

Moral: In moments of fear, under the covers is the safest place to be.

REpsonses:

Now why is it that I saw the ending coming (no pun intended) from the second bump? It wouldn't happen to be because of all the stories that I've heard from Morgan and Peter about their parents getting freaky, could it? Man, oh man, I really need to get my head out of the gutter, but hey, that's where it ends up when I watch Rocky Horror at the theater. -------Kyla the extremely tired

Poor Timmy!! What a disturbed child he will become!!! I bet his parents wished that they weren't so damn noisy or at least taken the curtiousy not to have sex while he is home. Send the damn boy to his friends house to spend the night or something!!! I will now have nightmares about Timmy's parents doing it!! NOOOOoooo!! Anyway, nice story, even if I will not be able to sleep for the week. -kendra

Keep up the good work and I can't wait to see the footage...*kisses* byeee Courtney the slow responer

Oh my gosh! This is so disturbing! I want to gouge my eyes out for just reading it! It was a good set-up though. Very good job! I actually liked the story, even though it was very disturbing. But I was just wondering...you always hear about the things that go "Bump" in the night, right? so are they all having sex, and we don't know that is actually what the bumping is? hmm....i shall ponder about this...~Krista the wannabe cowgirl~

All too predictable, and all too funny not to have been written down. Danny the Silly and Scared of hearing bumps in the night.

Hey All- POOR TIMMY!!!! I feel sorry for the poor little guy. How was he supposed to know that his parents were having sex? He had already been freaked out by the other kids at school. However, I agree with the moral- under the covers is the safest place to be. I wish I could have been at the party. I look forward to seeing the video. Talk to you all later!!! Have a good day!

Danny, What do you mean "not to have been writen down"? Most of you thought it was predictable. I did to, but oh well. The other option was something simlar to doby and I just stuck with this one. Ok Sarah, Mary, and you other losers who havenot replied (it's approx half of you!) For this contest you DO NOT have to read storied, just the morals which have a page where just they are listed. Get on it! Meagan

EL WRONGO!!!!! thatis just NOT right. Shame on you meggy! poor little timmy is prolly scarred for life! fun story,, but definetly should be placed under the heading *not for under 21* on the main page :) just an idea!! i had a blast at the party, definetly the most fun ive had in a long time. Once again, the community ass made its rounds :) good times Keep up the (skanky) stories meggy Marla the Great

This is truly the stuff of nightmares. I have been in Timmy's place and ran screaming up to my room. It was a horrible thing that took weeks to repress. Sarah

What i said was "all too funny not to have been written down" So despite its predictability, it is deffinately better that you went with the ending that you did. did that clear things up? Danny P.S. my phone number is 667 6195 P.P.S. I just figured out how to add sounds and other neat things to an e-mail ...oooOOOooo... let me know it they work and stuff

How often do I hear my parents? I feel Timmy's pain but really, he should've know better if he knew what sex was. Morgan

Very interesting story, I like the moral! Way to go Meagan! Ryan W.

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Hey all! Apparently I'm ordinary! I mean of all things I have ever been called, ordinary was not one of them until last night. AND another absurdity! I heard Christmas music on the radio on the way to SIU today. Can you imagine? Now on to more ordinary affairs. Today we initiate.... hmmmm... Let's go with Krista. Morgan is next though... P.s. happy one-year anna to silly story inc. !

Silly story 87

Lovers of the Wild West

A lone tumbleweed drifts across the desert. It hits a rock and bounds over it almost knocking out a gecko. It rolls in front of the two forward legs of a painted mare. Atop this mare rides the Wild West's number one heart breaker. Long, loose strands of her dark hair blow back in the wind and sway behind her coyly placed hat. Inside her rests a heart of gold and a spirit as wild and unruly as the wind.

This is Krazy Love Krista. She's a legend amongst the cow-folk. If loving cowboys was a crime, Krista would have done gone and hung by now. But even the Sheriffs can't resist her charm. Krista's recorded? 78 cowboys - branded by her hot kiss. 60 cowboys- lost to broken hearts. Cowboys record? 0. Not a one has managed to keep Krazy Love Krista in a pen. Krista on the other hand, can ride into town and in the snap of a whip lasso the hearts of five cowboys, no less. Before the first drink is ordered and her mare Sissy is tied up, they're crawlin on the ground ready to give up the open range.

Today, Krista sets her sites on the town of Lonely Cyote. She rides in cool as can be. This town is hers; she owns it with a glance, but wait. She's stopped. Could it be that Krazy Love Krista has spotted her next victim? And so soon. She dismounts. Three strapping young cowboys rush to tie up Sissy. She strolls over. She tilts her head in a silent hello.

"Hey there little missy," the cowboy says, cool as a cactus prong on a cold desert night.

Krazy Love Krista gasps. "Why,...." she pauses "Who is gracing my presence?"

"Hank Doyle" he smiles a perfect cowboy smile, "but that ain't much like a cowboy. People call me Heartbreakin' Hank. That ain't much to the masculine side, but can't complain."

Krista simply stares dreamily. All her cool seems to be riding off into the sunset.

"I've heard bout you." Hank smiles.

Krista straightens. "Really, I haven't heard nothin but a whisper in the wind bought you."

"I said I heard, didn't say I listened."

"Well, ain't that a lil ol shame. I suppose I'll be on my way then." Slightly flustered, Krista heads back to Sissy who is still not tied up. The three cowboys are fist fighting for the right to tie up Krista's horse.

"I heard you're a cowboy rancher. Drive cowboys for a livin'"

Krista merely smiles. "A girl's gotta eat."

"Yeah, well, bet ya my horse you can't ranch me."

"I can't imagine why I would want to, though a challenge is tempting."

"Well I bet I could tame you before you could get me to the riddin ring."

Everyone falls silent. Even the wrestling cowboys, who have just realized they’ve spent so much time on the horse they forgot about Krista. "You're on."

Hank tips his hat and Krista hers and the challenge is on.

High noon in the town of Lonely Cyote, Sissy a painted mare wanders aimlessly while three cowboys roll in the street near by, fighting over her harness. Another tumbleweed rolls by, this time smacking a gecko. Other than this there is silence. Krista stands at one end of the street, facing Hank. Dooo doo dooo.. Wha Wha Whaaaa....

Suddenly they both rush towards their horsed and mount. They then ride off into the horizon chasing each other. And this begins the bet that will never end. Krazy Love Krista has finally met her match, and they will spend the rest of their lives on the open range chasing each other.

No geckos were actually harmed in the making of this story.

The End

Moral: Watch out for tumble weeds, or you may miss a very romantic moment.

REsponses:

From: SnowBaby3x@aol.com Subject: Re: SS87: Lovers of the Wild West Date: Wed, 5 Nov 2003 01:31:24 EST To: meagan84@charter.net, Meagan84@charter.net, Kisa123@aol.com, Crazy8116@aol.com, lj-carpenter@wiu.edu, waltermire03@hotmail.com, dancin17@hotmail.com, krwaltermire@yahoo.com, vivaciousmorgan@yahoo.com, kendra_waltermire@yahoo.com, sarigirl7@yahoo.com, iamprincessjill@hotmail.com, dshelto@siue.edu, piquard74@hotmail.com, tuba822@msn.com, rbundy@hotmail.com, armage7492@SBCGLOBAL.NET, Sweet_Hayz@yahoo.com what a cute story!!! this was really very nice meggy. I think this is by far the best ive read in a while! Not only was is humerous, but it also had the rowdy/soft side of miss krazy love krista. This story is different from ones you have written in the past. Usual there is some crude humor or something sexual,, but not in this one! its nice to have a change of pace every once in a while. Good job Meggy, keep up the awesome work! PinkyPoo

YEA!! Happy 1st birthday for Silly Stories Inc. I LOVED this story because I knew that Krista would find her cowboy and live happily ever after!!! YEAH!!! I don't mind the tumbleweeds, but I just don't want Krista and Hank to be rolling around LIKE tumbleweeds...if you know what I mean...EWWW!!! Once again, GREAT job Megan. -Kendra

Oh, my eyes, my eyes!!!! Kendra, why did you have to write that?!?! I feel bad for the poor gecko. I'd be mad if I got knocked off my rock and missed a romantic moment. And don't worry Krista; you'll catch Hank someday. Kyla the tired and pissy

Hey All- Way to go Krista!! Save some of those hot cowboys for me. Great story Meg! I'm glad to know that no gecko's were harmed in the process of making this story. Also, a great moral. It's a lesson for all of us! Take care! Love Always, Lisa

p.s. I quite agree with Marla. Lack of crude, sexual humor is a nice change of pace. Love Always, Lisa

awww cuteness gold star Krista...can we have a story about a gecko being attcked by tumble weed? I think it would be fun! maybe the nature guy could even be involved! ps there's nothing crude with crude humor! *kisses* Courtney the determined responser teehee

Oh, Meggie, I forgot to mention earlier.....I liked how you wrote in the sound effect of the showdown music. I got quite a few funny looks for laughing at that. -Kyla

Great story Meagan, I really like the 3 cowboys fighting over the harness while the horse wanders around. How did Krista steer the horse without it's harness? Lots of love, Jill

Meagan, Happy Silly Story Anniversity! I also LOVED the new SS! It was awesome! I, like Lisa, am glad that the gecko was not hurt. I also thought this was your best story ever! I loved it! I hope my life ends up like this. I also hope that I DO tumble with Hank like tumbleweeds... he he he :) I seriously liked the story. I especially liked the sound effects! tee hee Awesome story Meagan! ~Krazy Love Krista~

I am just glad that no gekos were hurt... Danny

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Hello everyone! Ok people. Send out a warm and friendly welcome to Roxanne and Phil. You know what that means! Two more initiates. That makes 10. Wow. Ok, for you newbies eh hem Phil and Roxy, the way this works is simple. I send you a silly and sometimes stupid story in the mail. You read it and it brightens your day. yay. Then if you want (and you should want) you reply with what you thought. Replying is not an obligation, but if you go so long with out replying the Reply Gnomes will come and get you. For more info on them read Silly Story 32 1/2. Marla is in charge of them. Also, in order to initiate you onto the list I get to write a silly story about you. Speaking of which. Today I am initiating Morgan. All my stories are at my site. You can also check the ratings there. (How many times people have replied.) www.angelfire.com/la3/nightengale8402/index.html I suggest you go there anyway and read some of the older stories. Now on with the normal hoo ha. ... Besides the fact that there is only 5 weeks (that's 9 more classes) left of this semester I was not overly thrilled by much today. On with the story. (For those of you who don't know Morgan is majoring in architecture at Rankin.)

Silly Story 88

The Charm of Floor Joist

The three little pigs, who had freshly been kicked out by their mother (not because they were of age, but because she had grown quite annoyed with them and wanted room to bring strange men home at night), were each settling in their little field to build their homes. The first little pig began to build his house out of straw. No sooner had he yanked out his first piece of straw it was slapped out of his hoof. There before him stood a strange woman he had never seen before.

"What in the hell do you think you are doing?" she said. The pig starred at her in disbelief. "My God, you are the dumbest little creature I have ever seen. Don't you know that if you build a house out of straw you will have no insulation, and it will fall down on the next windy day? Not to mention, I happen to know a wolf will eat you. Listen to Morgan dear, don’t' do it."

As we all know, the pig did not listen to the wonderful advice of Morgan the best architect who ever lived. And he of course was eaten by a wolf, who didn't even realize it was a house. He just happened to sneeze and it fell over, and there was a pig for him to eat. So he did.

The next pig had a sorry excuse for a wall started. He was oinking a song about mud. As he turned to reach for another stick he was smacked quite roughly in the head. HE turned and looking up at the wonderful woman before him, snorted. "What do you call this?" Morgan asked. " A wall." said the pig. "Wrong answer" said Morgan," I cannot believe the sorry excuses for houses I have come across today. Do you realize that I design for the King? Oh yeah. That wonderful castle you see off in the distance. That's my doing. And here on the same land that I walk on you dare try to build something as horrific as that." The pig looked at his wall and smiled. Morgan shook her head. "Why do I try? I hope you get eaten by a wolf."

And of course the pig did get eaten by a wolf. The wolf was merely looking for a stick to scratch his back with and finding an oddly square pile of them plucked one out. This knocked the whole pile over and wala! Another pig.

So Morgan was walking along, quite frustrated, and came upon the next field where she saw one of the most beautiful houses she had ever seen. It was two story and brick. There were beautiful, yet useful structures. Morgan quickly knocked on the door. The pig, immediately recognizing who she was, invited her in for tea. Morgan looked around. The inside was as beautiful as the outside. She noticed the pig's fine attention to floor joist. She sat down for tea and they talked for hours.

In fact they quickly became great friends and partners. They designed many many houses together. The first house they designed was for a friendly wolf who came knocking. He was actually inquiring if the house was for sale, because he too thought it was beautiful. Of course Morgan and Pig 3 offered to build him one. The wolf in turn taught them a little something about turning on and off charm. So in every house they’ve built since they have imbedded the Big M charm and the Big P charm. Which of course only makes their buildings even more desirable. It has been a wonderful partnership ever since.

The End

Moral: Let Morgan design your house or you will accidentally be eaten by a wolf.

Responses:

What a wonderful moral! Now those are truly words to live by. Hooray for the now-initiated Morgan! --Kyla the bored out of her gourd

I loved it! It made me laugh. I also knew that the wolf wasn't as bad as he was made out to be. He was just a lucky wolf that happens to be at the right place at the right moment...and those first two pigs were stupid so they deserved to be eaten and taken out of the gene pool before they reproduced. Anyway...Hurray for Morgan and her beautiful homes!! Great story, Meg. Kendra

Damn Straight! I love it meagan, Morgan

Geez! I never realized how lucky the wolf was in that story! I mean, he is looking for a stick or sneezing and POOF, there is a pig for him to eat. That must be the life. I wish everytime I sneezed there would be food in front of me (already prepared, mind you). I also want to say that I feel bad for the pigs b/c their mother was a SLUT!! How dare she kick her children out of the house so she can have a little fun. Why didn't she just let them live there AND do her fun activities! So many other parents do it (not mine, but I remember stories from other people)! Good story Meagan! Morgan, Congratulations on being the best architect in the world! ~Krazy Love Krista~

Very interesting version of the three little pics meggie! As seen in the story, no one listens until something bad happens. Then when you try to tell them i told you so, they get all pissed off. Not that stupid people get eaten by wolves in everyday life, but i think it would be an improvement. The wild life would be fed, and the earth would be less over run with stupidity. Excellent portrayal of society in this story :) Marla the Great

so I was a fan of the story but I have a question...can morgan make me a traveling house for when I go to class cause it's cold!!! brrrrrr Courtney the cold one

Such intriguing thoughts I have never had but to hear how the three little pigs went mad. Good job Meagan!

I always thought that pig 3 let pigs 1 & 2 in to live with him...what happened? Danny

Great story Meagan! That is truly a life lesson to live by. I would love to own a home designed by Morgan. Not just because I don't want to be eaten by a wolf, but Morgan is the most wonderful architect. Also, I agree with Marla's comments- that no one listens to advice until it's too late. If someone is too dumb to listen to advice, they deserve to be eaten by the wolves. Love Always, Lisa (the extremely tire because it is 5:30 am, and I am at work)

Meagan, Hey how are you doing. I read your story about Morgan. She put it on her website and i heard her talking about it so i checked it out along w/ your website. Your a great writer. That was a great story, really funny. :) I really like the title. I have to agree that she is one of the best architects. No arguement there. Also that Pig #3 is damn lucky to have her as a friend and a partner. :) It really was a great story. Hope y'all are doing alright. I miss talking to ya guys. Brian Crowley website: http://art.ranken.edu/crowley_b

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Hola sexies. Ok do here's the deal. I think I was asked out on a date to day... I wasn't sure if he meant it to be a date or just hanging out... so I said I don't know and hopped on the elevator... was that rude? Survey says??? hmmmmm This dating stuff is vague. I mean if a date is spending time alone with someone you like, and telling them you had a nice time (or not) at the end and hug/kissing goodbye. Me and Pinky are almost going steady!! Come on Luella. I think from here on out guys are either friends or playthings. And hopefully most will be friends. I really do treasure my male friends. I like boys better. Anyway, now that the ponderment of the day is over. On with the story. Tonight we initiate Chris Nylon. Yay.

Silly Story 89

World Domination

Chris sat in his reclining chair in the basement bent over a pocket notebook. It was very silent. You could hear the water dripping from the kitchen sink up stairs. (Apparently the walls were also thin) Then suddenly Chris jumped out of his chair. "YA hooo!" he yelled, "I have it! The perfect plan to world domination! All I need now is Four billion dollars!"

So Chris set out to raise 4 billion dollars. And for the first 5 ears his attempts failed miserably. The World Domination Carnival/ Fundraiser did not go over as well as he had hoped. He had earned a total of $50. People just weren't taking him seriously.

This did not damper Chris's hope. He had big plans. He even made a list of things he would do when he was in charge. 1. Removed the old burnt rock out of the main entrance of the MUC. Throw it in river were it can hopefully never be found. 2. Rule the world in a fair understanding matter. 3. Build awesome house on secluded island just for me.

As the days wore on however, Chris was not getting any closer to 4 billion dollars. In fact he blew the $50 he had just made on a new coat and some lunches. Then Chris got an idea. He would just have to spread his idea with the right people. People he could trust. Smart people. People with the right resources to... his idea died. These people did not exist.

Then one day Chris met a billionaire who happened to be totally wasted. He shared his idea with him. Not because he thought he could help, but because it seemed like the right thing to say to a bumbling drunk. The billionaire luckily intoxicated wrote Chris a check for $3.5 billion dollars. Chris cashed it right away and got to work.

Unfortunately $3.5 billion was not enough. But Chris didn't know how to get .5 billion dollars, for the previous billionaire was quite sore with Chris. Alas Chris tried anyway. On Oct. 10th 2005 Chris attacked the world. Unfortunately that .5 billion dollars did matter and Chris failed. He did not fail miserably. He did manage to take over 2 remote countries and a small chain of islands. Using his new resources, Chris has been hard at work on a new plan ever since. He now has followers. And who knows, maybe some day he will take over the world.

The End.

Moral: Always share plans of world domination with bumbling drunks.

RESPONSES:

Oh yes, you gotta love those bumbling drunks :-) -Roxanne

awww bumbling drunks are fun! and useful! wooo -courtney

I thought it was very funny. I also enjoyed the moral since I am getting used to drunk people by now. -Kendra

Hooray for world domination plans! Now, why does Chris need $4 billion when Pinky and the Brain only need a few bucks? Are the mice really smarter than Chris? Seriously. I'm asking because I don't know Chris. --Kyla the excited because she was sung to tonight

Greetings All- Wow, what an interesting story. Though I have no current desires for world domination, I will certainly take the advice of Meagan and seek out drunken billionaires and share my plans with them- should I ever have those ideas. Though Kyla has an interesting point. Why would Chris need 4 billion dollars when mice only need a few dollars? One of those questions that makes you say, hmmmm... Love Always, Lisa (wishing someone would sing to her at 5:45 in the morning)

Cute story Meagan. As for the guy that asked you out...go out with him on a Group Date! I'll be home next weekend, I'll go along...if you want. Or if you don't like him, say no. Lots of love, Jill

As Lisa and Kyla stated, why do are the mouse smarter than Chris. Or is Chris just that dumb(no offense to Chris, I don't know who he is, but I am sure he is smarter than THAT). good story, very good moral, i should remember that! ~Krista the Cowboy Chaser~

With all due respect to Chris. Have you ever noticed that Pinky and the Brain never take over the world? I mean really, all of their plans fail. Chris at least got some countries and islands out of the deal. Speaking of which, I think he should give one of those islands to me. I mean it would be the friendly thing to do Chris! Meagan

Good point......I stand corrected. Kyla the laaaaaazzzzzzzzyyyyyyyyyyyy

Ok, here is the thing...Danny the all-knowing will explain the flaws in all of your statements...now if only i could find him...anyway, i think i remember what he said. The reason Pinky and The Brain attempt to take over the world, and seem to come close, is that they are cartoons, and therefore able to create things that don't exist (time travel devices and test tubes of fluid that, when fired [it is a gun of some sort], will freeze people for example). Next i should point out that intellegence is not nessecary to take over the world. In one episode, Pinky manages to take over the world, but then gives it back because he dosn't know what to do with his nights (you know, without brain saying things like " Are you thinking what I'm thinking Pinky?" so that Pinky might reply in various manners including once when he replied "Yes I am", Pinky just dosn't know what to do with himself". Now, on with the show...um, response thingy, I think this was an excellent story. ok, a little more...how 'bout a question? (ok, annother one) So, since I don't know Chris, how does this story relate to him? You explained the whole architect think with Morgan being an architect, but what is the connecton (Chris is not a mouse with a big head is he)? Ok, ok, that was one more question...YEASH! Danny the Exceptionally Silly

No Chris is not a mouse with a big head. He does however have a plan to take over the world that requires 4 billion dollars. I'll be more clear next time? tata meagan

umm,, chris, you dont need millions of dollars. I have decided that all of this money is going to be donated to me. With this money, i will do good deeds; such as making sure non killing animal shelters have the things that they need, making sure wild life foundations have enough money to help animals,, and the remaider i will buy a huge ass beach house in cali. You all may come to my house and party on the beach. Marla the Great

Woo-hoo! Party on the beach! Will there be hot guys there? Perhaps some hot cowboys to invite back to my library parties? Marla, I'm going to be very disappointed if there aren't at least mildly attractive males at this beach house. Kyla the recovering sickie

Hello! the only kind of guys i will have at my beachhouse are hotties!! there will be tons of them, atleast 3 guys to 1 girl. :) -marla

I'm coming to Marla's house to party! Maybe there will be some cute guys there... Lisa (the suprisingly awake because it's 5:25 am)

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