Silly story 50
Pup Adventures
5 little puppies went for a stroll. Their names were Bruiser ( a white German Shepard), Buck Wheat (a hound), Puddles (a doxin), Scruffs (a house terrier) and Mitzi ( a miniature poodle). Their owners all lived next-door to eachother. One day they up and decided to go exploring.
Mitzi slide through the tiny holes in the metal fence to go into Puddle's yard. Puddle's and Mitzi slide through the gap between he fence and the yard into Scruffs yard. Scruffs helped Puddles and Mitzi up onto a stump where it was easy to jump over the fence into Buck Wheat's yard. Buckwheat cleared out the dirt from a freshly dug whole that lead into Bruiser's yard. With team work they pulled of Bruiser electric collar so that he would not get shocked upon leavening his yard.
The little escape artist headed down the long road ahead of them, none of them remembering their smelling senses weren't good enough to find their way home if they went too far.With no worry they set forth on their adventure. 1/2 a day later they found theirselves in a neighboring town. IT was bigger than the small little town they came from. They dispersed to find food. Mitzi soon found a circus!
They spent the rest of the day there when it was time to go Mitzi refused to leave. "I like it hear. Those clowns are going to teach me to walk the tight rope. I'll get free hot Dogs every day."
"WHAT!?" yelled his friends.
"Don't worry. It's not actually dog. I don't even think it's real food, but they're good especially in dirt."
So Mitzi shared a hot dog with his friends and they continued on their way leavening Mitzi behind.
The next town was similar to the first and they reached in just enough time to settle down and sleep.They were awoken in the middle of the night by a loud noise. A large red truck rushed out of the building. They decided to follow it because they thought it would be fun. They were after all puppies. when they got to the scene the house was on fire!!! Bruiser saw a little girl in trouble and rushed to the rescue. After wards Bruiser decided he'd stick around and check out the fire house business. So the other's praised his medal and went on without him.
And so was the case for the next two towns. Buck Wheat decided to be a guard dog for a drug store. He also over dosed on children's cough syrup a lot. This may have been the cause of his happiness.
Puddles who got his name due to his uncontrollable bladder) was helped by a kind veterinarian who's shoe he releaved himself on. Puddles decided to stay and pose as a nurse, or at least a receptionist.
Scruffs was the only one who made it to the big city. It was there that he became a model. His picture can be found today in several calendars, greeting cards, and pop corn tins.
After a week or so Scruffs got home sick and headed back with a gold collar around his neck. Along the way he ran into Puddles who was also home sick. "No one can see me behind the desk," said Puddles.
They stopped off to visit the "drunken" Buck Wheat. "The vet said I have to quite the Children's cough syrup. I'll figure I'll go cold turkey and head home." he said
They chased a fire truck down and Bruiser. "This work is great, but it's really hard. Plus I think I'm to young. I miss sleeping through the night." He to was ready to go home.
When they found Mitzi the Circus was getting ready to leave. "They're talking about some crazy stuff. something about Canada! IT sounds scary and I think the lioness wants to eat me!." So Mitzi went on home to.
They all snuck back into their yards. Glad they found there way home. They could only smell a town back. Which worked nicely since there was one in each town.
Their owners were thrilled to see them home. They never understood however, why Mitzi walk the clothes line. "She's part bird" said her owner Mrs. Ditzwit.
Or why Puddles could suddenly hold his bladder and barked and growled if ER or Animal Hospital wasn't turned on at the proper time. "They all have their tiffs." said The mother of Puddles' owners. " I told you they could watch TV." said 5 yr oldBilly. "I bet he can talk to"said his 5 yr old twin Bobby.
Or whyScruffs seemed to have many many relatives who bore a great family resemblance on all sorts of memorabilia. Or where the collar came from. "I bet a rich family stole him up!" said Bubba, Scruff's owner. "I' ain't never takin that thing off. It's proof of how corrupted the rich bastards are."
Or why Buck Wheat got the shakes usually before the children's cough medicine would go missing. "He senses when the bad thing will happen!" said Marroa the armature physic. "He's special like me."
Or Why Bruiser preferred to jump through windows instead of use doors and often ran to the car when he heard a loud noise. "He's just weird." said Danny his owner.
They would never know. Nor did they worry when the dogs snuck out once a year. They always came back in about a week. Those lovely little pooches.
The end
The Moral:You'll always find your way home no matter how bad you smell.
Responses:
To begin with I loved the story and I thoght that it was very likely my fav. story so far. But do you reilze that dauchshounds are hounds so their where to hounds. --Jason
AWW,, this was such a cute story! I love doggies! I think sweet little stories like this are nice every once in a while! I think the moral is somewhat true, however, people please do not smell. Everyone will hate you for it, i promise. Now, the not responding is becoming an issue here. Respond you lasy jerks. Meggy goes through sooo much to write us these wonderful stories, the least you can do is tell her how you feel. And be descriptive. Im sending the evil reponse gnomes a list of the offenders. Marla the response Nazi
I agree with Marla about not smelling. It's disgusting. Also, I tried to respond to the last couple of stories, but the computer sent it back to me. Honest. Meagan, good job with the stories. Keep it up. We all enjoy reading them, even if some of us are too busy or lazy (whichever the case may be), to respond back. Spring break is right around the corner. That means I'll be home soon. Let's plan a get together of all those who will be spending that time in dear ol' Collinsville. Until next time!!! Love Always, Lisa :)
we used to have a puppy that lived next door that was named puddles cause he peed everywhere...boo on puddlers CDR
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hola. the responses were better.. Anyway. I really do want to know why the Santa is STILL on the ketchup bottle!!! It's almost March !!!! Lazy Collinsvillians!
SYilL YOSTR 51
The Love of a Monkey Flinging tiger King
Ronald was a tiger. Ronald was a big tiger. He was the king of his tribe. Everyone loved Ronald. That is everyone loved Ronald except Lucy. Lucy didn't hate Ronald, she just didn't care for him much. No one knew exactly why and no one really cared. Ronald quite honestly didn't even notice.
One day Ronald was at watering hole all alone getting a drink and enjoying the sunshine. Lucy came wondering over and humphed at the fact that it was Ronald. She deliberately sat herself at the other side of the watering hole, making her presence known. Ronald looked up, and thinking it was the kind thing to do went over to say hi. Lucy shrugged indifferently and said "Hi."
Ronald had never quite received this response from anyone else. He was not sure what it meant.
"Are you mad at me?" He asked "Did I do something to anger you?"
"No." she said "I just don't know you.So how can I decide if I like you. I can't just be expected to like you because your king am I?"
"Well," said Ronald thinking about it carefully "Actually you are." Before she could say anything to this he quickly added "But that doesn't make it right I suppose."
She just humphed and looked at the sky. Ronald thought for a second then said "Do you like to go monkey flinging?"
"I think so," Lucy answered "I haven't been since I was a cub."
"So what's stopping us?"
"Isn't it a bit juvenile. And won;t people be looking for you?"
"I'm the king. who cares?"
"I don't know if I like that logic but I will go so that I can get to know you better and make a knowledgeable discesion on weather or not I like you."
So Lucy and Ronald went Monkey flinging which is a delicate technique of sneaking up on monkeys sitting on weak branches, pulling the branch back and letting go quickly so that the monkey is shot into the air to an unknown destination, much like a slingshot only with less aim.
They did this all afternoon and kept score of many monkeys they could fling. Lucy beat Ronald by 4 monkeys.
After words they had a vegetarian dinner (just to be different and they never told a soul) of melons and berries. The berries turned their tongues blue and they were both wildly amused since this had never happened to either of them before.
At the end of the night Ronald walked Lucy home to her patch of grass with many gossipy stares. As Lucy fell asleep that night she decided that she did in fact love the king.
Thenext morning she told him so. The next evening they were wed. Every Saturday they would go monkey flinging and sneak vegetarian dinners and laugh at each other's tongues. They soon had cubs that they taught love, good government. and how to monkey fling. They lived happily ever after.
The End
Moral: Monkey flinging is good for the heart and soul.
Responses:
Oh poor monkeys I think You should right a store about how the monkeys revolt and go tiger flinging!--Jason
Hola, So I think we all need to go monkey flinging sometime...or we could use people we don't like!! Come on guys it would be way fun! And then you wouldn't have to deal with those people! Woo Courtney the future monkey flinger
hahaha she won. ive never tried monkey flinging, but if it helps with stress, then maybe i should try it :) I need to get back to my calc now, and try to prepare myself for the test on friday. on our quiz, i got an 18 out of 20!!! Marla the wonderful
I'm all for the monkey flinging. I especially like Courtney's idea of using people we don't like. I can think of several here at WIU. I wonder how far we could fling them. Maybe we could send them to Archedelphia. lol. Good job on the story Meagan. Talk to you all soon!!! Good job on the calc test Marla!!! :) Love Always, Lisa :)
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Hello all you crazy cats! Anyway I guess that I might as well tell you that it is becoming a habit to update the site either Thursday nights or Friday days. This is because I have no real life :) www.angelfire.com/la3/nightengale8402/index.html Any way have fun. Maybe I can keep this one short.
You Know What 52
Spunky the Courageous
There was a little hamster named Spunky. (With no relation to but a close resemblance to Princess Meagan's pet Spunky)
Spunky was very daring. He would climb tall recliners, and leap pinky fingers in a single bound. Spunky would climb long hair of girls as if the strands where swinging ropes.
Spunky was also a very friendly little hamster. He would let all sorts of people pet him and love on him. He would come up and sniff under their chins in a loving gesture.
Spunky also had the blood of many great escape artists in his genes. (or something like that) Anyway, one day Spunky discovered how to get out of his well sealed, but nicely vented, cage. He then boarded a stuffed animal that was sitting on the edge of the dresser about to fall anyway and knocked it over, riding it to the ground. It was a long way for such a small hamster. (He was after all a Siberian dwarf hamster.)
The stuffed animal broke his fall. He bounced off on to the pleasantly soft carpet. Spunky set out out of the room and down a uncarpeted staircase. This was very slippery and he almost took dreadful falls several times. Once downstairs he made his way to the kitchen where he figured out how to climb up shelves and broke into the box of cheerios. When he was full he made the long journey back to his cage.
He decided to make this a nightly event, enjoying the wondrous tastes of Fruit Loops, Apple Jacks, Luck Charms, Frosted Mini wheats and Captain Crunch. His owner began to believe that she had mice, and mouse proofed her cabinet. Spunky of course was too smart for all of that. But to make his owner happy he stopped eating her cereal.
On one of his nightly adventures Spunky did in fact meet a mouse. She was a field mouse named Kiki. Kiki taught Spunky of the great out doors. When Spring came Spunky accompanied her to a near by field. He had so much fun playing around and eating dandelions he didn't notice the large cat sneaking up behind him and Kiki.
"Oh no!" said Kiki "I forgot to warn you about the neighborhood cats!"
"What so bad about them?"
"They think we are tasty!!!! RUN!!!" yelled Kiki and she took off like a bolt of lightening. Hamsters, who don't usually run as fast as mice, are usually more skittish than mice. Spunky was a slow runner, but he wasn't frightened. He turned and looked into the large glowing eyes behind him.
"Hello" he said trying the nice approach. The cat responded by trying to eat Spunky. Luckily Spunky dodged the powerful claw. Spunky then, hiding in a patch of dandelions, began throwing the tops of dandelions at the cat. The cat getting very frustrated jumped into the patch. Spunk then lead the cat on a chasse through some gofer holes he had noticed on the way. Spunky then ran under a throne bush. HE was short enough to not be bothered by the thorns. The cat wasn't paying attention and payed for it very painfully. It ran away.
Each and every night Spunky woulld come up with new ways to confuse and defeat the cat until it stopped trying and Spounky and all his field mice friends could play happily. Evey day he returned to his cage to keep his loveing master company. she was never aware of the courageous adventures of Spunky the brave little Hamster.
The End
Moral: A dandelion a night, keeps the cats all in fright.
Responses:
Hola, I don't approve of this story!! What about the poor little kitty that just wanted to play?? I'm sure it wasn't trying to hurt anyone. The poor little kitty just wanted a friend! I know Bundy Bunderson will agree with me! Courtney the activist for the poor little kitties of the world
I didn't relize i bought you a hamster like that geeze's he's coool I should have keep him for my self! Very good story though dear simply marvoulus!!!!! --jason
HAHAHAA!!!!!!! dumb cats!!!!! boooo for cats! i thought the moral was neato meggy! Marla the wonderful dog lover
Hello All- I just wanted to say that I don't like the mistreatment of kitties. Cats are awesome. I hope that everyone's classes are going well. Mine are pretty good. I look forward to seeing you all again over spring break. Love Always, Lisa :) 52 52 52 52 52 52 52 52 52 52
Well since Lonely Answering Machine lyrics was such a hit (it won fav story I think) Here's another for you song loving fools. Since I'm in a signing mood and all let's see what I can do. this time I'll leave a reference of songs in the order they appear at the end of the tale.
Silly story 53
Tragically Happy Love Song
Haven't you heard about the guy known as the cheater? He'll take your girl and then he'll lie and then he'll mistreat her. He wore a cowboy hat to hide his horns. It was a hot town, summer in the city, back of his neck getting dirty and gritty.
I was hangin' round down town by myself. Standing on the corner saying "Who wants to buy, this diamond ring? She took it off finger, now it doesn't mean a thing."
And then I saw him.
Now I looked at him and he looked at me. he came over and said "I don't care about expensive things, cashmere coats, diamond rings. All I care about is love. That's what I'm here for"
I said "It's tearin up my heart when I'm with you, but when we are apart I feel it to and no matter what I do I feel the pain. And the minutes seem like hours and the hours seem like days then a week goes by it nearly takes my breath away all the minutes in the world could never take her place. 'you' took my baby away from me and someday I don't mean maybe I'll get her back just wait and see."
He smiled, " We're going to the chapel and we're gonna get married, gonna to the chapel of love. in Veva Los Vegas!"
So I told him, "You better treat her like a lady, you'll make a good girl crazy if you don't treat her like a lady."
he said," you gotta be cruel to be kind." I said," Were you born an asshole? or did you work at it your whole life? I will, I will rock you." Then he ran into my knife, he ran into my knife ten times! He had it coming.
Okay not really. My pretty woman (came) walkin down the street. Pretty woman by my side.
She said, "I've been around the world and back to find that only stupid people are breading, the creatons cloning and feeding and I don't even own a TV. Sheep go to heaven, goats go to hell. when I woke up this morning you were on my mind and you were on my mind. I've got troubles ya ya I got worries ya ya. But then I saw this thing come outta the sky it had one big horn and one big eye, I said Mr. Purple people eater don't eat me he said 'Walk like an Egyptian I wanna be your lover.'"
Well I looked at him and he looked at me, and I sized up him and he sized up me.
After the silence she said, "I don't like spiders and snakes and that ain't what it take to love me."
Then Mr. Purple People Eater flew outta the sky and said "I've got a 12 inch penis and dozen roses, and pick up truck hidi heydi heydi hey!"
And she flew away with the purple people eater in their pick up truck.
So I asked the man his name and he said it was Lola L-O-L-A lola. He was a showgirl.
a few weeks later....
So we're running just as fast as we can, holding onto one another;s hand, trying to get away into the night and then he puts his arms around me and we tumble to the ground and then he says" You ain't much fun since I quit drinkin. I use to come home late and not a minute too soon I'd fall down and say come help me and you'd laugh out loud. I guess you thought it was funny. I sobered up and I got to thinkin. you ain't much fun since I quit drinking!'
I looked up at him and said "You took the words right outta my mouth I was just about say these boots were made for walking and that's just what they'll do. One of these days these boots are gonna walk all over you."
He said "I've got friends in low places where the whisky drowns and beer chases your blues away and I'll be ok."
So he went to Texas, cause all my exes live in Texas that's why I'm gonna hang my hat in Tennessee. All my bags are packed I'm ready to go. So I'm leaving on a jet plane I don't know when I'll be backa gain. Leavin on a jet plane. So party like it's 1999!
The End
Moral: Don't date men named Lola who use to date your alien loving fiancée.
(The Cheater,Brokenheartsville,Summer in the City.Sex and Candy,This Diamond Ring,Boy named Sue,All I care about,Tearin' up my heart,Minutes,The Cheater,Gonin to the Chapel,Veva Los Vegas,Treat her like a lady,Cruel to be kind,Were you born an asshole,We will rock you (sub. I),Cell Block Tango,Pretty Woman,Flagpole Sitta,???????????,You were on my mind,Purple People Eater,Walk Like an Egyptin,Wanna be your lover,Boy named Sue Spiders and Snakes,12 inch penis,both lola songs,Runaway???,You ain't much fun since I quit drinkin,You took the words right out of my mouth,These boots were made for walkin,Friends in Low Palces,all my exes live in texas,Jet plane, Party )
Responses:I liked this! I thought the answering machine lyrics were awesome, and this is really very amusing too! I dont think anyone should date someone named lola, male OR female. Its just not right. :) I need to go to the ymca now. Good job meggy! Respond you losers Marla the great
enjoyed this just as Much as I did the first one very good dear Jason
Greetings one and all- It is Friday afternoon and I find myself taking a break from my studies. I must say that this story was really very good. I liked the creative use of the songs. Good moral too. I don't think dating anyone named Lola would be a very good idea. I had to laugh. Good job Meagan. Spring break is only a few days away!!! I look forward to coming home and seeing everyone!! Love Always, Lisa
Wow that was alot of songs...you get a gold star for putting all of those together! Very creative CDR
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Hello all. fun fun snow snow snow every where. Pete informed me it is his fault because it always has to snow on his b-day( which is SUNDAY EVERYONE) So I take back the remark about your tropical purses causing it Courtney. For everyone s sake pray that Pete gets some tonight. Even if you are against such things yourself, let's face it he needs it. He's at will County right as we speak, go get her boy! now on with our lives.
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The Naked Hero
Angry dirty hos are often angry and dirty. The pimps of angry dirty hos are also angry and dirty pimps. Sadly this story has absolutely nothing to do with angry dirty hos or their angry dirty pimps.
This story is about named Sam. Sam really liked to play poker and eat cheetos, neither habit of which has any relevance to this story either. Though Sam often ate cheetos naked. His friends wouldn't go for the naked poker playing.
One day while eating his cheetos naked Sam looked out of his window and into the window of the next house. No he's not a peeping Tom, the architect of the house was. Anyways, he looks over into his neighbor's living room upon which he sees the woman of the house, Nancy, being strangled my her sister Mary. (Nancy and Mary, imagine.)
Any way Sam, being the good naked Samaritan he is, decided that he just should not stand for this. To save time he jumps out his window, goes streaking across the lawn and smashes in through the Bufu sisters' window. Sam then looks up from the floor, right up Nancy's skirt.
Of course Nancy freaks out and kicks Sam in the head. Mary, who wasn't Mary at all (duh), but a manikin Nancy was tying a scarf on (Nancy designs dresses out of her home) went flying back into the wall knocking down a very large frame. The real Mary hearing the commotion comes running out of the shower barely grasping a towel around her self. Sam (in the moment of the crashing frame) had stood up while Nancy was distracted.
"Call the police!" Nancy yelled.
Mary turned and went running down the hall. Sam of course went chasing after her desperate to explain. He grabbed for her of course only grasping the towel and pulling it off. Mary screamed frantically, ran into the nearest room, and slammed the door behind her. Sam wrapped the towel around himself and yelled desperately "I thought Nancy was going to kill you!"
Nancy came around the corner and knocked Sam out with a frying pan.
When Sam woke up he was in a hospital gown and in an interrogation room (Don't ask me!) Anyhoo he told them the whole story, or tried to. The two detectives giggled and said under their breath "stop it Nancy that hurts." Sam got very mad and displayed his anger by slamming his fist on the table.
"That's enough" officer Ficdic.
"You're under arrest!" Said officer Wodork.
"come along Mary." said Ficdic and they all laughed (except Sam of course.)
A few days later Sam was released. He had kept his rear to the corner the whole few days and it now stuck out some having taken the shape of the corner. As he came out he saw Mary standing there waiting for him.
She explained that she thought about his story and that it only made perfect since. To repay him she took him out to dinner. Over dinner she found that she really quite liked Sam. It grew into a loving relationship. A few months later Mary and Sam were sitting naked eating cheetos and they looked next store and thought they saw Nancy strangling someone.
They just laughed.
A few days later the mail man was missing... But everyone else lived happily ever after.
The End
Moral: There's a reason super hero's wear capes, it's the defining line between hero and weirdo
Responses:
This was the most amusing story ive read in a long time! the others were very good, but im thinking that this one takes the cake! Magnifico! I think that we need to have more streaking in our silly stories, maybe some frolicking as well. I frolicked through the snow tonight at SIUE on the way to the parking lot after chem lab :) it was fun! more frolicking, more nudity (it just makes for a fun story) and more morals to live by!!!! MArla the Glorious
The story was very good but what the hell's going on with pete? Jason
well, I am not sick and half-asleep so I will reply to your stories. =] The monky flinging tiger king was great I like flinging the occasional monk...wait that sounds incriminating and just sick I won;t finish that. Gotta love a spunkey hamster...ok you thought of that one not me,that is SICK ewwww... The love songs were ok, but I don't know all of them so i bet it would be better if i did. and as for the naked hero...well it was a god storie, but i can't think of what else to say, I laughed a lot as i read it, does that count? ok that is all for me, Danny the no longer sick ( as in un-well )
wow that sucks for the mailman...he must have had it coming...good for everyone else!! CDR
ok this one I really am going to try and keep short. No one had any comments on the picture? Well your right it wasn't really that bad..I'll try harder next time. :) any way enjoy and feel free to comment on anything (pretending to the site or stories or SS latter comments I don't want to hear about your big toe unless it is on my site, or I wrote a silly story about it or it is the topic of discussion is a SS letter.) ( I do now realize that since I mention "your big toe" in this SS letter I will receive comments on big toes. I will forgive you this once) Enjoy!
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Joe's Almost Accidental Escape
Some where in a mental institution there is a penguin named Joe. Joe walks around with a big grin on his face being nice to absolutely everyone he meets. (Even those who are out to harm him.) Joe just happens to know the meaning of life. While Joe is very wise in this area he is generally spacey in every other area of his life. Hence why everyone thinks he is crazy. He is truly just blond at heart.
This is a story of Joe the Penguin's almost accidental escape from the institution. You see penguins like to believe that they migrate. The truth is they simply go in a very large circle never actually leavening the climate or boundaries of the place that they started from. Mental Doctors (that is those who work with the mental) are not aware of this. Or at least the ones who watch over Joe are not.
One day (it happened to be macaroni day) Joe was eating his lunch macaroni and salmon (the salmon was a gift from a friend.) Joe noticed the door was open. He decided to go out and enjoy the sunshine. Once out he decided to take a walk.He did not tell anyone because Joe does not fully understand that he is "locked up." His walk lead him through a very nearby zoo. Which had a new penguin exhibit.
Joe decided to stop in and say hi. Some where in the conversation the zoo penguins got confused and thought Joe was their to free them and lead them in a migration. Joe not understanding simply blinked and smiled and headed out the door, leaving it open. Of course all 31 zoo penguins followed. Joe taking the natural course of things preceded to take them in a big circle around the city. Of course the penguins noticed that they passed the same landmarks over and over (including the zoo) but they were happy because they were migrating.
Meanwhile the doctors back at the asylum had noticed that Joe was missing. He had not been there to play checkers. The immediately sent out a search team and notified the police. Of course search teams do not tend to search in circles. Oddly enough they were always just missing the penguins. The police saw the penguins once but they happened to passing by a hotel where a prom was taking place and the police assumed they were short highschoolers.
Joe had been missing three days when a crazy man (in for delusions) looked out his window and saw the flock passing. He began to scream and holler that there were tons of penguins out side his window. The nurses were just about to give him a rather large shot when they too noticed the penguins and notified the doctors.
Joe of course came back happily, not honestly understanding a word of what the doctors told him. The zoo penguins where happy to return home and complained that migration hurt their feet but the experience was good. Since the penguin exhibit was new no one knew the penguins were gone until the squad cars showed up with them. You see it had been opening day of the exhibit, so the customers didn't notice that 31 penguins were missing because they had never been there before. The people who were suppose to feed the penguins just assumed the delivery got pushed back.
So, Joe was almost a free penguin again. He may have been to but oh well. I'm sure if he ever found his way home it wouldn't be long before someone locked him up again. That is after all what good friends are for.
The other 31 penguins were happy to be back in the zoo. They were born in captivity and were lazy. So they were glad that they were fed instead of heaving to hunt for their own food and do long migrations.
The End
Moral: If you are avoiding the cops, travel with friends.
Responses:
Very good story baby I liked very much. But What I really want to know is what with the big toe stuff? --Jason
Hola, So about my little toe....j/k. I think we all need to run from the cops. I mean me and pinky already have all sorts of offenses including "breaking and entering" and "petty theft". Teehee...everyone should join us in our efforts! It will be way fun! Courtney the sickly again
Ive found that if you want around with a smile on your face all day, that people do tend to give you wierd looks! I have a comment on that picture, I look male, and i do NOT appreciate it, i hope im not that ugly. This story was fun! I like penguins, and i i think the moral "travel with friends" is a good one. I need to deleate all of this porn i have. take care peoples. Marla the magnifico
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Silly Story 56
It's Raining Marshmallows
Marshmallows where falling from the sky. It was indeed raining marshmallows, but only on 2end street. Why was it raining marshmallows you ask? Let me tell you.
On 2end street there lived a little boy named Billy Bob-Jack Jimmy-Jack Sammy Hutton-Schultz, but everyone called him Davey. Davey loved marshmallows. He absolutely adored them.
One day while eating marshmallows and sitting on his sister's hello kitty bean bag and listening to his favorite radio station 95.5 MRSH he heard a an announcement for a contest. All you had to do was call in and answer the question and you would receive and extra special prize, the question was on average how many marshmallows come in a bag.
Davey called in and said 233 little ones and 67 big ones. He of course won the extra special prize that was 500 pounds of marshmallows. (Since marshmallow are light and fluffy you can only imagine how much this was.)
When Davey's prize arrived he had no place to put them but the roof of his apartment building. Davey became very greedy with his marshmallows and would not share with any one. He ever yelled obscene things at pigeons who were merely sitting by the marshmallows taking a rest.
Down the street lived an old woman with 750 cats (she was related to Bundy he he) Everyone joked that she was a witch, but she was. One day the old witch tried to eat a marshmallow and Davey told her that her "Get your hands off my marshmallows! Oh yeah? Well your momma;s so fat she plays hop scotch like this 'New York' 'Chicago'...Ha ha ha ha."
So of course the witch cursed him so that he would be forced to share hi marshmallows. A large wind came across tearing open the bags of marshmallows and flinging them into the sky. OF course they began to fall back down, hence it was raining marshmallows.
Children and adults alike danced in the streets with their mouths open wide celebrating. Davey sat on his roof and cried. he never had another marshmallow again. They frightened him. (That was a curse to)
The End
Moral: Store your marshmallows in the basement
Responses:
Crap now I have to move them to the basement? Sheash!!! Danny
very good story dear now I have replied to the marshmallow story too!!!!!! But I don't see how anyone could eat 500 lbs of marshmallows thats just too many! --Jason
That's what you get for being greedy, he should have shared because his marshmallows would have gone bad before he could have eaten them all anyway...and if he would have been nice to the witch she could have given him and endless supply CDR
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LOL Ok Pinky seduced her self to this!!!!! http://www.angelfire.com/la3/nightengale8402/index.html LOL ROFL LMAO ok ok I was there in person for that, Courtney our embarrassing pic will have to wait until another day this was too good to pass up. P.S. Danny is the only one who replied to the marshmallow story
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Dirty Birdie
Catto was a little dirty birdie. Instead of a bird bath he swam in mud puddles. He rolled in dirt and he ate the oldest nastiest things he could find. Catto also had a dirty birdie mind. He was very perverted to say the least. In the winter he would build little snow penis on the hoods of cars.
Catto was just down right dirty.
One day while Catto was out being dirty, he saw a cat lurking in the bushes. He ignored it and kept playing with dirt clumps. Eventually the cat pounced and put Catto in its mouth, only to spit him right back out again. "You're disgusting" the cat hissed. This made Catto think. Was he really so disgusting that a cat would not eat him? He began to really reflect on his personal hygiene and mental health. He thought about trying a bird bath out for once. He thought about leaving the dirt and prancing in the trees with the rest of the birds. Catto knew of a birds bath near by and flew to it. When he arrived all of the others birds flew away complaining of smell.
Catto looked into the deep clear water. He raised his little birdie claw above the water. The other birds gasped from the trees. He inched his claw closer and then.....
He stopped, shrugged his wings and said "Nah" After all being dirty had saved his life.
A few days later Catto found a birdbath that hadn;t been cleaned in a few months and played in the murky water happy as can be.
The End
Moral: Your body odor may not make you the life of the party, but it may in deed save your life.
Responses:
Hola, So I do believe that you meant CORPS picture not CHOR...thanks kisses. Um, I'm anti-this story only because I hate it when people smell!!! OMG at work people will go in the dressing rooms and try things on and even after they leave the smell remains! That's not cool people!!! That's all. *kisses* byeeeee Courtney the hasn't even started packing for spring break yet
Good story though the moral scares me do we really want to influence body odor think hard on this one dear! Jason
Boo for smellyness, try to not smell, its not cool. Ok, this marshmellow story thing,, i dont think i got it, because I always reply!! this is wrong. The spelling is corps meggy my beautiful, and i think that picture of me is WONDERFUL. this story was fun, catto is just different thats all. I think he prides himself on being different from other birds, and there is nothing wrong with that. Haters. Marla the damn wonderful
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Ok here it is, Don't want you all thinking I fell off the face of the earth or something... The picnic is on!! Some one please bring a beach ball
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Bucky's Spring Break
On Bucky's second night he got drunk again and did a lot of drugs. Bucky found himself trapped in an elevator. The doors scared him. He was trapped until a blind man showed him the way. After being release Bucky proceeded to try and sell his body to a police officer who promptly arrested him.
Bucky spent his third day in jail with a man named Bubba who continually told him he had a cute rear.
Bucky Decided to just do drugs on his fourth day and found himself hanging from the roof of his garage the next morning. No one is really sure what happened.
On Bucky's 5th day he decided to avoid all influencing substances and tried to take a road trip with his friends Joey and Bruce. After about three hours they ran out of gas and had to push their car to the next town. After receiving gas from a friendly, yet still slightly creepy old guy with one gold tooth they set out on the road again only to realize they didn't know where they were going. Since they had no destination (and as they later found out when they got lost) no map, they headed home. They took many pictures of stray cows along the way.
Bucky's spent his entire 6th day in bed sleeping and watching jerry Springer reruns.
On Bucky's seventh day of break he was trying to tell Bruce what happened on jerry Springer. While acting out the leap the eighty year old woman made at her grand daughter Bucky largely miscalculated and jumped out of Bruce's window. Bucky spent the rest of the day in the hospital with a minor concussion.
On Bucky's eighth day he decided to go to the beach. He made a wrong turn and ended up at "Carlos's Elderly Beach: The nude beach for the parties 65 and older" Very disgusted and violated Bucky went to the abandoned side of the beach and was attacked by a shark. The really old naked and saggy life guard came to his rescue.
On the ninth day Bucky stayed at home and watched old movies with his grandma and played duck duck goose with his cousins. At night Bucky tried to watch porn and was caught by his mother.
Bucky returned to school gratefully. It was so peaceful to sleep in the safety of a class room.
The end.
The Moral: Be safe on Spring Break or Chico the saggy naked and very old life guard will have to rescue you from Bubba and beer.
Responses:
WOW! Once more I am speachless, how ever you found out what I have been doing on my spring break I will never know...but further more I must ask wut makes you think that that is how my break is ganna end!?! Danny
Very good story but also very frightening!!!! Bubba is badddddddd!!!!!!! -- Jason
NO BUCKY!!! boozing and being a druggie is NOT cool. Cool people dont drink. Bucky sucks!!! courtney sucks too, but hey! Anyways, i think this story was nice because it told about all of the trouble you can get into when you do BAD things (courtney) Streaking was the only part that was acceptable :) Marla the wonderful
Hola, I do not approve of Marla the not-so-damn wonderful's comments...she is now leaving on a jet plane don't know when she'll be back again! Courtney the truely damn wonderful :)
LIES!!!! ALL LIES!!!! Marla the glorious
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did you wear your green? *smiles evilly* It is March 17th (or it will be) Do you know where your green is?
Silly Story 59
Attack of the Leprechauns
So he held a meeting of all the leprechauns he could gather.
"My fellow soupier beings. I welcome you and ask you to join me in an action that will change history. I was sitting on my shamrock thinking and we, yes we leprechauns, not those snooty humans are the superior beings. I mean come on. Who would honestly believe there's gold at the end of a rainbow? Don't they know that a rainbow is really a circle? That they can only see half of it in the sky and there fore it has no end? Don't even get me started on the four leaved clovers! Join me to take over the world from these humans that we have say under for so long!" he said. after an hour of ranting and raving an anotomis vote went up to declare war on the human race.
So the leprechauns attacked. The problem was that the leprechauns being so tiny as they are and humans being so unbelieving as they are, were not noticed. The leprechauns stormed castles and stole cars. They stole everyone's left shoe. (go stitch!) And no one noticed. Infact humans were so unaware they continued living as if they still owned everything.
Eventually most of the Leprechauns got bored of the idea and went back to frolicking among the shamrocks and counting their gold that the humans were too stupid to find.
There are some however who never gave up and are still attacking today. If you listen closely you may here the distinct giggle of a leprechaun running away with your shoe, your keys, your homework, your car, or even your cat.
The End
The Moral: seek gold at the end of a circle and live long quest as blond looking for corner in same circle.
responses:
Hola, I don't have green!! But I'm irish so I shouldn't get pinched but I sooo bet I will....bullies! And the story explains so much! I don't lose things the things are being stolen...that's not cool people. Well I'm off to class, byeee Courtney the happy cause she gets to wear flip-flops!
I have been trying to find the corner of that damn circle room for years now!!! If you find make sure you tell me where it is!!! Jason
I knew that someone was responsible for all of the things I cant find! Dirty little hoosiers! I didnt wear green today, its kinda wierd because I usually wear some shade of green... Every st patricks day for like the past 3 years i have forgotten about, and have worn absolutely no green at all, like today. I dont know what to say. Maybe someone should remind me next year hmmm??? Ya, that would be great. Good story meggy, i think we should have more about leprechans and evil little beings. Marla the Damn wonderful
Hi All- I knew that there was someone behind the disappearance of my personal items. I'll bet that's who stole my ring that has seemed to have gone missing in the last days that I was home. Good story, Meagan!! I did not wear green today. I wore blue. I'm of Scottish descent, so I'm allowed. The dorms are so hot!! The heat is on in our rooms and it's 75 degrees outside. The rooms feel like saunas. It's not too pleasant. To make matters worse, I had a low grade fever last night and today. I'll be feeling better tomorrow. Hope to talk to you all soon. Love Always, Lisa :)
where do we go from here? Which is the way that's clear?