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The Three Loves of Bryon
Bryon collected brushes. He was in fact obsessed with collecting brushes. Bryon currently owned over 1,000,000,000 brushes. He collected tooth brushes both new and used. He collected hair brushes. He kept all the lose hair he found in them because he felt that it made them extra special.
Bryon kept all his brushes in an enormous ware house. When ever he had the time he would go down and stare at all his brushes and count them. He would hold them up and cradle them. His most prized possession was his first baby brush.
"It's soooooooooooooooooo soft!" he would say as he stroked it.
One day Bryon met Lucy. It was like love at first sight. Bryon instantly fell for Lucy and Lucy instantly fell for him. They took long walks on the beach and went streaking through their bosses' weeds at midnight. After two days Bryon asked Lucy to elope with him. Lucy instantly accepted. Bryon was so excited he said, "Now I can show you my second love. It is a complete secret, but I know I can share it with you."
Bryon took Lucy to the warehouse and showed her all of his brushes. He asked her if they were beautiful. When he didn't get a response he looked around and saw her standing there shocked.
"what's the matter?" he asked
"I...I ...I HATE brushes!" she screamed. "I could never be married to someone who loves them so! why the only brush I own is for my teeth and hate using it! Good bye Bryon it's been fun." With that she turned and left.
Bryon was sad to see her go, but after all he could never love someone who hated brushes so.
After a few months he meet Ronita who loved brushes as much as him. Bryon proposed to Ronita. On the day they were to be wed he went down to his brush warehouse to relax a bit before the wedding. When he walked in he was shocked to the warehouse was empty. There was a note from Ronita
IT read:
Dear Bryon, I love brushes more than you. Please forgive me. Don't look for me. You won't find me. I left you your baby brush. Love or Hate, Ronita
Bryon cried and cried for three years. Then one day he ran into Lucy on a cruse. HE told her all about Ronita. She broke out into tears. "Ronita was my cousin! I told her about your warehouse. I knew she liked brushes but I never knew she'd do this to you! She's been missing for three years and two weeks!" Lucy and Bryon hugged. They then were married by an Elvis impersonator only to have their cruise ship crash into another ship.
On the other ship was Ronita, all of Bryon's brushes and a naked hairdresser. Before both their ships sank Lucy and Bryon mugged Ronita and stole her boat and all the brushes. They left her and the hairdresser in the ocean. Luckily for Lucy and Bryon their boat sank next to an island a day later than the other boat. They lived there forever happy. Bryon dived for brushes and Lucy threw them back in the ocean for him to find.
The End Moral: Never fall in love with the brush thieven cousin of your true love, unless you are willing to take a cruise.
Responses:
NO Streaking in the weed do you know how much that would ich!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Very good story though.—Jason
Hi All- Wow. That is an interesting story. Good moral too.—Lisa
I liked this story! It was one that kept me on my seat, wondering what was going to happen next! I liked the interesting twist that was thrown in there! good work meggy! -- marla
Hola all, I liked this story...good title...Marla this reminded me of you and your famous brush! Woo Courtney the slightly sick again
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It that time again. Yes it is . It is time for your daily dose of silliness, which we all need or where else would we be?
(I know! You'd be at the chest club. Not because you are a member but because you envy the chess player and other business type people who watch because they are more silly than you would be! You would stare at walls for fun and be sadly mistaken for one in a coma! So thank me for saving you from an awful fate of non-silliness! all praise me! thank you thank you you're too kind)
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The Seagulls That Robbed the 7/11
A flock of seagulls flew from Miami to Georgia. They wanted a change of scenery. When they arrived in Georgia they decided that they wanted slushies. So they went to the nearest 7/11. Which was hard to find. They got there, accompanied by many odd looks and filled 27 paper cups with slushy. (There were 27 of them.) They were disappointed to discover that they needed money to pay for the slushies. (they usually found them left over and lying on the beach.) So the seagulls stole the slushies. When the counter man, named Ado, tried to stop them they pecked him on the head. Ado was mad and screamed things in a language they did not understand.
Then one seagull named Scatter Brains came up with an idea. They would need money for a lot of things. Also this man named Ado was not very nice and was trying to do which craft on them. Therefore Ado did not deserve the money he had because he was unkind. So the seagulls tied up Ado with packing string they found in the back. Then they stole all the money and the slushy machine.
Three miles later they found that the slushy machine required energy to not only push out slushies but to keep them yummy. So they dropped the slushy machine on a nearby car and continues flying.
After awhile they found themselves in St.Louis. Flying near the water they discovered the Casino Queen were they lost all the money they had stolen from the 7/11. Deciding that the casino owners also did not deserve the money they had, (since they used it for trickery) they flew out and rounded up many many seagulls and robbed the Casino Queen.
They then retired from their life of crime in Mexico were they bought a slushy shop. However they ate more slushies than they sold but since that was the only thing they ever bought they didn't mind. They lived there forever happy.
The End
Moral: Robbery is justified when slushies are involved.
Resonses
yea, i bet Ado was doing witch craft, those shady 7-11 workers!! Retire in mexico?? thats like retiring in a cardboard box!! i think they should re think that and retire in california or florida near the beach. i liked the moral too, lets see if the gulls can prove that one to judge judy
Marla the most wonderful
I loved the story but what about the message your sending to the chillins out there that its okay to steal slushies. No seven eleven will ever be safe!!! Oh boo whooo - Jason
Hi all-
Interesting story. I liked how the seagulls robbed the Casino Queen. Good
story Meagan.
Guess what, I'll be home in 3 days!!! Talk to you all then!!!
Love Always,
Lisa :) Let's rob a 7/11...actually a casino! Just think no more college debt!
CDR
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Ok Bundy it is finally your turn. Especially since every one is writing about me! Any way my week has been surprising, not always with good surprises but I see the light ahead!! Oh and for you that don't know Bundy likes cats and has given up Mountain dew as a new year's revolution.
SILLY STORY 43
The Short and Sad Adventures of Cat Man
Ryan Bundy was an unusual fellow. Most people would expect a little old lady or a crazy person to surround themselves with 40 cats. I suppose this is what made Bundy the exception. He lived with 103 cats, 5 of which were expecting litters.
Bundy could never part with his cats. He was even kicked out of the city for health reasons. Bundy didn't care. He built a house in the woods just out side of the city limits. Bundy was a hard working (ha) fellow who believed strongly in bettering one's self. So he had decided to give up Mountain Due as a new year resolution.
Everything was going fine until about one month later. Bundy started really really craving Mountain Due. He began to get the shakes and hallucinate. He often blacked out and suffered migraines but would not give in.
After about a week of this, Bundy woke up from one of his black outs and started acting strange. All of his kitties were frightened at first and hid from him. Bundy found a pair of dark long johns and put them on. He then sewed some socks together and slipped them down the back of his johns. Then he took a head band one of the cats had dragged in and taped paper pointed ears to it. He tied a short blanket around his neck and jumped up on the counter.
"I am Cat Man!" he shouted, "Heat me Purrrrrr!"
The frightened kitties slowly stuck there heads out of hiding and shook them slowly. then suddenly Bundy fainted again. When he woke up he took off the outfit confused and continued on his daily business (hacking away at computers.)
This started to happen all the time. Usually about four to five times a day.
One day while Bundy (as Cat Man) was trying to lick himself in undesirable areas the cats decided they had to do some thing. So they convinced Cat Man that a lot of cats would die unless he acquired a great abundance of Mountain Dew. They told him the cats were kidnapped and that the Mountain Dew was ransom. So Bundy dressed as Cat Man robbed a few many stores of all their mountain due. The cats instructed him to hide it in the cellar.
When Bundy became himself again he remembered none of this. So the cats would occasionally spike Bundy's drinks with Mountain Dew. Bundy never remembered highly embarrassing himself and even laughed when the thefts of Cat Man made the news. "What an idiot! He's a disgrace to cats!," Bundy said sipping his Dew spiked milk.
As long as Bundy had tiny portions of MD then he was sane and the cats were happy. When ever they ran out the thing would happen all over again. So despite there yearly visits from Cat Man they were all happy and we can even say that Bundy and his soon 3,002 cats 50 expecting lived happily ever after.
The End
Moral: Always give caffeine to a crazy man.
responses:
These ess berry berry funny. Jesus and I are much impressed with your story.—jason
mountain dew= mountain wiz BOOO for mountain dew!!! Marla the great
Good job to the cats for being able to spike Cat Man's drinks...they can all have a gold star...ps I want one of the kittens CDR
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though I've told some of you this already I must tell you all now. You must learn to appreciate the simple things in life. For instance extremely comfortable shoes, (especially tennis shoes) That pillows are a gift from God, so are comforters pajama pants the morning sunshine even if you are not awake enough to see it sleep sleep and sleep cookies fruit ok that's enough
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Nursery Rhyme Remix
It was raining and it was pouring. The old man was snoring. The old woman who lived in the shoe couldn't put her children to sleep because the old man was snoring and keeping them awake. So the old woman hit the old man in the head with one of her own shoes and he couldn't get up in the morning.
The police came about and started an investigation. Luckily the cow saw the whole thing whilst jumping over the moon. The little old lady's defense attorney said that the cow was at too far of distance to see the lady hit the man. Not to mention the cow needed a new prescription. The little old lady was arrested and put in a jail cell with Jill. Jill use to baby sit for the little old woman.
"What are you doing here?" asked the old woman.
Jill told the old woman how she was being charged for the murder of Jack. "They think I pushed him down the hill!" Jill cried.
After a little while 3 men in a tub were arrested for indecent exposure. They refused to leave the bath tub and were placed in the cell across from the old woman and Jill. Disturbed by the three men's nudity Jill and the old woman turned and faced the back wall of the cell. The back wall had a window and out side they saw a little lamb.
"Little lamb, where is mary?" asked Jill.
"Counting my mama's wool in her garden which grows cockle shells." said the little lamb.
"Go get her, she owes me a favor." So off went the lamb to get mary. Once the lamb had retrieved mary, Mary helped Jill and old woman escape.
A week later Jill, the old woman, Mary and her lamb were arrested.
When they asked how the police knew where they were and what had happened, they said they had witnesses. At the old woman's trial she met the witnesses. The three blind mice testified that they saw the whole thing. The old woman was found guilty of murder and jail escape.
Jill was found innocent though she later confided in Mary that she did push Jack down the hill. "He was bad in bed..or should I say he was bad on hill?" she said.
Mary was fined three bags of wool for aiding in escape.
And they all lived.. ever after.
The End (yes I meant to leave out "happily")
The Moral: Beware the Blind Mice that see all.
Responses:
Hola and aloha, This is a response from Courtney the recently voted off the island of AST and Marla the Great. The cow never jumped of the moon fibber!! In the last story the cow went straight into the moon! Jill's a whore and just because Jack isn't good in bed doesn't mean she has to kill him! Why not just dump him!?! And furthermore don't let blind mice testify, just step on them and they're out of the picture. Love and kisses The Angels of Innocent
Now there is a moral to live by, also remember that big brother is watching, so is big sister, but not quite so closely. Danny Oh, i for got to add in there...I liked that story a lot!
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Hello everyone they web site now has Jason's and Danny's stories posted. The link is on the rating page. Bundy do you have no comment on you own story? Oh yeah that's right you are sick. That's to bad. Any way Courtney's healthy again yea! Any other business I can share about you guys? Peter;s going to be Korean if you find that interesting enough. Anyway here we go.
Silly story 45
A is for Aardvark
"Arnold is an apricot admiring aardvark. Aardvarks are actually anteaters. Apparently it is abnormal for anteaters to admire apricots. Arnold also admires apples. Arnold apposes aerodynamic Apes and abortion. Another thing abnormal about Arnold was he wasn't auburn. He was an albino aardvark.
" According to Aaron the African armadillo, Arnold was abandoned in an acid rain that set his coat ablaze. He was abash. Arnold recovered amazingly.
"Anyway one day Arnold decided to apprehend an apricot stealing aerodynamic ape. The ape was Abominable.
Arnold apprehensive abilities are astounding. Arnold made the aerodynamic ape an aircraft, literally. Arnold acquired an abound of apricots and was amusingly happy. " said the mommy Aardvark.
"Mommy," said the baby aardvark, "why are there so many a word in this story? and how can Arnold truly be albino if he is only not auburn because he was burnt in a acid rain which isn't to my knowledge normal in Africa?"
"Well," said Mommy Aardvark, "because I say so dear. This is after all my story. And the letter A is an astounding letter."
"Why?"
"Because A is for Aardvark."
"Well ok, but the story was still stupid."
"How can you say that."
"Simply and A words are very hard to come by. I just don't care for the story mommy."
"Ump." said the mommy
"ump." said the baby.
They sat in silence for the moment. Then the baby pulled out a book entitled The Three Little Pigs. "Let's read this," he said. They agreed to get over their differences and live happy.
"Ok, though I think that this is a very stupid story."
"Indeed." said the baby
The End
Moral: It's ok to disagree with an aardvark.
Responses:
Hola, Lovely story but I hope this isn't the start of a series, I'm not sure I could handle the constant use of just one letter. Love and Kisses Courtney the off work today!!
the new link to our stories is not working...i think Danny PS. Oh by the way, the A is for aardvark was nice, but um...like Courtney said, not a good running thing.
wow, that was really confusing and hard for me to read! I did like getting to know arnold though, he is an interesting character! I need to go, im annoyed right now cause it is friday and once again, there is nothing to do Marla the Pissed off
Do you reilize there are one hundred and sixty to a's in just that story and the moral!!!!! --Jason
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Here's the gist I have to be in O'fallon at 9am tomorrow so I should be in bed. Ahh. Anyhow I can't reject you as so.
Silly story 46
The Absentminded Mr. Sandman
The sandman has a very important job of going from house to house and dusting people with sleepy sand. If you have been visited by the sandman you can usually tell by the little yellow sleepy that is near or in your eye in the morning. This is left over sleepy sand.
The problem with the sandman is that he is very forgetful at times, or absentminded as some would say. This makes him often forget to visit people. Sometimes he remembers around two am or so. Other times he forgets a person completely and they have to literally fight to get to sleep.
On other occasions the Sandman forgets how many people he has to visits and uses too large of doses of sleepy sand on people. So many people get a shortage and either don't sleep long enough or so lightly they are awakened by the slightest thing and their night is ruined.
Sometimes the sand man also revisits the same people over and over while others are forgotten.
Many say that he should have retired years ago and pass the job down to one of his more able minded sons. After all he is married to the tooth fairy and she NEVER forgets a tooth. Though she does seems to not understand inflation as I her she is paying way too much for some teeth. Up to twenty dollars. That or she just doesn't care because she is really rich and has thousands of dollars locked up in a Swiss bank account.
Mr. Sandman, as he prefers to be called, has even been advised to take one of or all of his seven sons and split up routes. Mr.Sandman says that the sons are better off at home growing sleepy sand and polishing teeth. This is all because Mr.Sandman tried to let his son;s help once and the whole thing was a disaster. Of course it was the sandman's fault. He forgot to give his son's the maps he forgot to make.
His son's not only got lost, but since the sandman had also forgotten to teach them how to properly throw sleepy sand, their aim was terrible. They put many many counting sheep to sleep. They also put guard dogs asleep, which could have been a disaster in one house only the son, Blinky, successfully put the burglar to sleep. Alas however the night was gone, it was 6am and he could not use his newfound aim else where. Not even on the other side of theworld, for their father followed the trail of sleeping disasters and confiscated their sleepy sand.
Being that the sandman can live for even thousands of years longer it is not likely that the sand bags will be passed down soon. And if he is to pass it down, he may pass it to Molar his eldest son. (who quite unfortunately has been training to take his mother;s job and is also as absentminded as his father.)
The tooth fairy will not pass down her wand to Molar for this reason, but yet has had the heart to tell him. Besides the tooth fairy has it in her head to live forever as soon as Father Time gives her the elixir to live forever. And we all know, the tooth fairy being as nice as she is, will let Mr. Sandman drink it also and we will suffer insomnia and restless nights and all other sleeping problems forever. This is so sad. (Our only hope is that the evil son K9-Eyelash, will over throw his father and take over the business. Unfortunately he is of course evil and would probably give us all nightmares. ) Oh well.
The End
Moral: Don't bite your eye when it's open.
Responses:
I enjoyed reading the last three stories. Sorry I haven't responded back to every individual one, so to make up, I'll give all responses in this email. #44: Interesting story, but good moral. #45: Really hard to read, but not too bad. #46: I hope that the sandman and his family can work out all of their issues, so that we can all sleep peacefully. I was confused by the moral, so if someone could explain it to me that would be fantastic. --Lisa
I go an Idea how about you don't bite your eye at all!!-- J
I thought that this was a good story! It was very informative, and it helped us to better understand the sandman! He hasnt forgotten me in a while, but i remember that for a long time he would, and i could never get to sleep, boo on him! Marla the Magnificent
Boo on the sandman for not passing the sand bags on...I too have have to endure sleepless nights...and that's not a good reputation for the sandman to have CDR
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Love is in the air my friends. I mean let's be honest with ourselves. There is a reason all the baby animals are born in spring. It's because the moma and the papas of the animal kingdom snuggle up when the air out side is cold. Let's not think about how Valentines day didn't originally start with hearts and flowers, (actually it was quite violent.) Let's focus on the ones we love.
Snuggle up with your love. Whether it be you long time boyfriend, your new boyfriend, your best friend, your stinky roommate, your crazy stalker, your family (not kinky), that forbidden can of soda or that great big Hershey Kiss you love so much (oh you could just eat it all up, an d you will) And enjoy the next few stories all based around that wonderful day of love and joy (that I have worked on for the past five years)
Silly story 47
The Love of Aphrodite and Bob
Bob was a baker. Bob was a lonely baker. It was really quite sad. Especially since Bob's specialty was wedding cakes. Poor poor Bob. The only true love he had was his work.
One day a very attractive young woman came in, She said she had heard of Bob's specialty. The woman, Aphrodite, was very indecisive. So she had to keep coming back again and again to look at the cakes. Over this three month period, bob realized he as making his cakes better and better. One morning he woke up and discovered that he made the cakes better because he wanted to impress Aphrodite. The next day he realized he loved her.
When she came in at 3 that day Bob confessed to her his love. "I can't help it. Everyday I use to wake up and the only thing I had to look forward to is cakes. Then you show up and my world changes. It is you I look forward to, the cakes mean nothing unless they impress you. I love you and I can only be ashamed for it because you are promised to another. I understand if I not only lose your business but your friends ship." Then Bob cried into some nearby bunt cake.
Aphrodite stared at him for a few seconds before exclaiming. "If only I had known! I broke off the engagement a month ago. Only you were so excited to see me and show me the cakes I couldn't tell you. I did mean to tell you. It is why I thought I kept coming. Only I realized, I wasn't coming for the sugary goodness of your tiny candy groomsmen! I was coming for the sugary goodness of you!"
After this a very sickening love scene took place right on top of little Billy's 7th B-day cake. (You think it was sad for Billy, you shoulda saw the look on his mothers face when she got the explanation.
After awhile Aphrodite did pick a wedding cake, for her and Bob. Only the one she picked couldn't fit Congratulations Robert G. Harris and Aphrodite S. Sanchez- Harris.
So the top read: Congrats Bob and Afro.
Bob and Aphrodite lived happily ever after.
The End
Moral: To ensure a long lasting relationship make love on someone else's birthday cake.
Responses
WELL NOw...that is one very interesting piece of moral there...isn't it...yah. Danny
Hola all, I enjoyed this story...now I'm hungry, damn you Meggie. Oh don't forget to send me the website cause I'm a loser and lost it. Teehee. Ahh boys are dumb. Drunk Andy is going to hold a workshop on how to be a better man. Get all of loser boys of the world to attend!! *kisses* byeeee Courtney the currently setting a dumb boy in his place
i do NOT like the moral of this story! BOOOO! the story was very amusing though! i especially liked the "congrats bob and afro" that was amusing. i wonder why afro and her fiance broke it off, isnt she the goddess of love??? good grief, cupid is slacking! Marla the wonderful
Theeese ess a berry berry goood story. Bery Bery Phonny --jason posing Manolo
I enjoyed the story as well and will take the moral into mind....By the way, meagan when is your bday?. As for the shop on how to be a better man, how much? and where? jason and i will be attending it Pete
Hello All- I just wanted to say that from now on, I will be more careful about who I buy my birthday cakes from. As for the "be a better man" conference, I'm curious as to why they don't have this conference at Western. I know of a few guys who would probably benefit from such an event. Love Always, Lisa :)
Pete I would rather have you attend my b-day party than um attend the cake.... however if it meant your happyness.... As for this better man convention...um may I see drunkin Andy's credantials? Meagan
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Still snuggling???
Good.
Guess what I got! The cutest damn hamster that ever was to be born on this earth. He he!!! Thank you Jason! I've finally decided to call him Spunky. His full name is Spunkster Valentine Hart. Dog biscuits are good for his teeth. Spunky is my first hamster (I've had gerbils in the past) and he is dwarf hamster. I think he is a Siberian snow white. I'll also have to double check whether it's a he to be for sure.
Anyway e's adorable!!! Jason risked bodily harm delivering Spunky to me. But that's another story. It's time for the silly story.
(P.S. 220 calorie in 9 Hershey kisses meaning an hour of sex burns 269 calories. I finally got it figured out! yea)
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Love in an Elevator
Somewhere in Cleveland there is this magical elevator in this old building type thing. The mysticalness about this elevator is if you get on it, you will meet your true love before you reach your floor. There are 20 floors in the building you can start and stop at whatever floors you like.
Barney was a lonely 28 yr old living in Cleveland with his two cats and his goldfish. Barney's only human friend was Margaret the girl next store. He counted her as a friend but that was stretching it. He was afraid to talk to her.One day he came home to find that his cats had eaten his gold fish and ran away. This made Barney even lonelier. A short while after the cat incident Barney heard of the magical love elevator. He laughed, but as the weeks went by Barney got lonelier and lonelier. He figured it was worth a shot.
Barney found the hard to find building and walked in. There was a spiral stair case a front desk with a snobby woman and the elevator. The snobby woman took his name and number and told him to just go. Barney decided to pick to start at floor one since it only made since. He then picked to go to floor twelve because it only seemed right.
The elevator stopped at the second floor and a big fat woman in her fifties stepped on. She was excited to see Barney. Barney tried to hide in the corner. On floor three a skinny old guy got on. However he too seemed excited to see Barney. Barney tried even harder to hide in the corner.
On the fourth floor a large old guy and a skinny old guy in a hat got on. Every one (except Barney) danced to music that Barney did not hear. On floor six the large old woman left with the old skinny guy in the hat and the large old guy left with the first old skinny guy and left Barney all alone. Barney had noticed that they all had pushed for floor six.
Before the elevator doors shut a very very very attractive woman about Barney's age got on. Barney was excited to see her and she hid in the corner (after pressing floor eight.) Barney was disappointed to see that she picked floor eight.
At floor seven a 20yr old biker woman and a slightly nerdy banker got on. This time only the banker and the attractive woman danced. At floor eight they exited together leaving the biker woman with barney. Barney noted that the biker woman could easily take him out (not on a date, physically).
At floor nine another biker dude got on. Floor ten the two bikers danced and exited. Barney was glad to be alone again but still trying to figure out how a nerdy banker had gotten the attractive woman. No one else got on and Barney rode to floor eleven alone.
At floor eleven Barney's two missing cats got on. Barney's mouth dropped. First realizing that they had run away to find true love and second to realize that no one else got on with them. On the way up to floor twelve Barney screamed in a corner "I don't believe in bestiality."
Very beside himself Barney did not notice when the doors opened at 12 and Margaret (and her two cats) got on. The doors slide shut and Barney heard a wonder full music that made him want to dance. Not quite normal elevator music. This made him sad, because he had only noticed Margaret's two cats loving on his two cats. Then he felt a tap on his shoulder and turned to see Margaret. Barney was instantly happy and even happier to see the doors reopen at twelve.
"I choose to start and stop at the same floor to see what would happen," she smiled.
Margaret and Barney and their 4 cats lived happier ever after.
The End
Moral: Always follow cats into elevators if you seek true love.
Responses:
Hi All- Glad you got the Hershey's thing figured out Meagan. I was wondering about that. Good info for distant future reference. Good job on the story. Maybe this means that Patches can help me find my true love.
Talk to you all soon!!!! --Lisa I liked this one a lot =] it was/is very very good! Danny really liked this story it was very cute and funny good job babe!!! Jason
I liked this story!! This was very clever, once again meggy!!! I liked the description! keep up the good work! Marla the fabulous
This was a sweet story...good for them and their cats!! CDR
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Happy V-Day!!!!!!! My gift to you all
a dozen long stem roses.....
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Silly story 49
A Classic Love Story
There was a young single princess living in New York City with a bad boyfriend who forgot her birthday and wanted her father's throne.
Far far away in Seattle lived a prince the princess had never met but knew all her life. Of course they hated eachother and never liked each other at the same time all through highschool.
One day, while horseback riding, the princess hailed a cab. The cab was driven by a horney dragon who recited bad pick up lines, but was rich and the head of his company.
The dragon took the princess back to his apartment and locked her up in the tallest tower of his...apartment...
The prince who had been searching for her for years since she saved his life, just happened to be strolling by with no particular place to go when he heard her drop her purse. He ran up to the tallest tower so that they could bump heads as he helped her pick up the contents of her purse.
He then slayed the dragon and got in a drunken fist fight with the bad boy friend (Who it turns out had made a bet with the dragon to take the princess out.) The princess got mad at the Prince's foolish behavior and dumped her bad boyfriend.
After many years the prince and princess fell in love at first sight. They then eloped and invited all their friends family and royalty. Of course they partied into the night and rode off into the sunset and had a lovely one night stand. They then lived happily ever after in their on again- off again relationship which was the result of jealous rages and bad misunderstandings that always ended in a kiss in the rain at sunset.
They always danced and always said "I shoulda danced with you." Oh how passionate. Pass the tissues please.
This is of course until they had a child and Disney paid them boucoue bucks to make a sequel that would be really sweet and really suck.
The End
Moral: Marry quickly the person you've just met and have known forever, but only if a life was saved.
Responses
I think this story is definetly a classic! Meggy, you should do more like this, it was very entertaining and different,, in a classic sorta way, lol. Marla the Marvelous
I don't believe I have seen that many conutridiction in one storyin a long long time. Very creative dear good job-- Jason
Too confusing...have headache..ouch CDR
here we go on the road again....
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