Down in the hollow where the butterflies flutter and caterpillars crawl, there lived a fox named Fifi. Fifi would often pounce and run about her burrow and the hollow. She loved the hollow. IT was her home. 
One day while Fifi was pouncing on an unsuspecting butterfly, she heard a very unfamiliar noise. It sounded like music.... Of course Fifi went to investigate. After all curiosity killed the cat not the fox. She slinked through the bushes and took a peek. She was very surprised at what she saw. IT was a fair!
It looked like so much fun! So Fifi ran to get her friend Bofo. She told Bofo all about the fair. They decided that they should sneak in and have some fun. Why shouldn't foxes be allowed at the fair?
So Fifi and Bofo snuck into the fair. They ran from booth to booth-checking things out. They licked all the cotton candy, ate the fillings out of the contest pies, and rigged the dunk machine to dunk the dunk-ie whether the ball hit the target or not. Fifi had stopped to play with the bottle tossing game. She was would bump into the table and knocks all the bottles over so that the contestant always won. She was hiding under the table laughing at how red the carnival worker's face was getting when she noticed Bofo was gone.
Fifi began running around the fair frantically looking for Bofo. She snuck a ride on the carousal to see where he could be. She found him. He was right in the middle of the big stage in the center of the fair ground in plain view. Fifi got off the carousel and an over to the stage.
Bofo opened up his mouth and because singing in a very slurred tone " I like big tails and I can not lie!"
"It's BUTTS!" Fifi whispered "and what on earth do you think you're doing!?"
Bofo stopped his song and whispered, "I'm entertainin the people love it! Love it! love..... It..... Hey I'll do sumpin by Jimma Buffy ...it!" Bofo then persuaded to burst into Cheese Burger in Paradise. A very horrible version considering he didn't know any words except Cheeseburger in Paradise.
Fifi made her way onto the stage. "What is the matter wit you?" Just then a sneaker thrown by an angry audience member whacked Bofo in the head. He simply looked around, blinked and said, "It must be rainin... bby the Fifi.”. And passes out. Fifi dragged Bofo off the stage by his tail and into the hollow. Bofo's head knocking and bumps and rocks the whole way.
Fifi later found out that Bofo had almost drown in a barrel of beer and was very intoxicated. Bofo was never allowed to go to the fair again. Bofo became a alcoholic bum. Fifi lived happily ever after.
Insert own moral here.
Remember kids don't let this happen to you
Responses:
Do you proofread these things at all? It would make them easier to read if you did. But it is very funny I have a Billion more of these to read and I am talking to you on aim so I will see you later love Jason
Yeah for fifi, good for her for living happily ever after... and I want to go to the fair too!! Or the Maryville Homecoming will work too Courtney the determined responder
Jason is just too stupid to respond to - first off it take a long time to think up and write those storys on top of your busy life! Besides I don't have a problem reading them...I think he's just too simple to figure them out CDRR
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This should be fun. Pay attention you may get lost.... You know people I don't mean to be beggy but responses are a goooooooog thing :) any way have!
LILYS YORST 11
Charmen's Street
There was a baker who lived on Charmen's St. One day he made a sheet of seven cookies, Which he sold on the corner of Charmen's St. One of the cookies was sold to the little old lady who lived on Charmen's St. One was sold to the newspaper boy who delivered on Charmen's St. Three went to the triplets who's bus stopped at Charmen's St. One was stolen by a dog that ran down Charmen's St. The seventh cookie went to a man who had nothing to do with Charmen's St. Or so it seemed....
This man worked in a shoe factory on Bucker Rd. He was first floor manager of the shoe company on Buker Rd. He had a secretary named Joanne who had a son named Bob. Joanne gave Bob shoes from the shoe company and wore them to a baseball game at Cornreman's field. His friend Chubby borrowed his shoes. Chubby lived on Rainbow Woods Ct. next store to Mary Ann Roo. Mary Ann Roo had a dog named Chip. Chip's veterinarian lived off Calberson Ct. Calberson Ct.connects to Liverman's Ct. where Betty Calicon lives. Betty sells dresses at Mary's which is next store to Buckerman's. The owner of Buckerman's has a daughter named Vi who lives on Charmen's St. So the man that bought the seventh cookie had everything to do with Charmen;s street. It goes more like this:
The seventh cookie was bought by a man who had a secretary who gave her son shoes the man made who leant these same shoes to Chubby who lived next door to Mary Ann Roo who had a dog who had a vet that lived on the street connected to Livermnan's Ct where Betty who sells dresses at Marcy's which is next to Buckerman's who's owner's daughter lived on Charmen's St.
Oh the webs we weave
Responses:
Hey, You keep saying that you want feed back so here it is... you forgot the line that goes, "neighbor's cousin's friend's roomate's... you know, the "cousin's friend's roomate's" line is clasic. Anyway, I read it, and that is what I have to say. Oh, and um... Spiderman gets his name because he dresses up like a spider, Batman dresses up like a bat, is the big red "S" the standard uniform for a superintendent? (it goes somthing like that) Ok, talk to/see ya latter =] Danny
:) i love my meagan! your so cleaver!!!!! i loved this story,, it was great! Marla
What in the fuck was the point of that and I think you meant goooooooooooooood not goooooooooooooog? At least I hope so. Any way these things frighten me to think what goes on in your head--- Jason
It's like the seven degrees of kevin bacon accept with charmen street...gold star Courtney the determined responder
danny - you didn't forget anything muffin, you are just more creavtive than to use that tired old line! Marla - yes meagan are you clever!! and I love you too! Jason - is dumb, I knew that you meant good there was no needed to point it out like that...and I like the idea of the things that go on in your head...it's like my head! teehee
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Ok so the saga begins. I am going to write a silly story based on every one who receives these. I am starting with Marla who we have called Pinky since 7th grade. This is a document on how to take care of your pet Pinky. Have fun and remember you may be next! Bwa ha ha
SLIYL ORSYT 12
How to Care for Your Pinky
How do you describe a Pinky? Is there any definition that truly justifies the Pinky? No I'm not talking about the smallest finger on your hand. I'm talking about a Pinky. A creature that a friend and I have been so blessed to own. Don't get me wrong there are times when our Pinky gets a little Rowdy and we have to tranquilize her. No harm done of course. Then there are the Pinky snacks, specially shipped from Italy.
Although it is true that the Pinky is not always the brightest creature it is a very loving one. While it is very selective of who it loves, once it does love you it can be very loyal. As long as there are plenty of tranquilizers handy when Pinky gets rowdy. Pinky does bite and will snap occasionally.
When a Pinky becomes rowdy it is important to not immediately use the tranquilizers. We do not want to cause any further brain damage to our Pinky. First thing, is to try using soft words and loving touches. If the situation is what is disturbing the Pinky (For an example a crowded bus. Pinkies can get very anxious in crowded buses) remove her from that situation. If the Pinky cannot be removed then try the next step. This would be to calm her with a various array of chap sticks. Pinky loves chap sticks and may very well be addicted to them. If none of the above works, it is then that you tranquilize your Pinky.
Things to avoid surrounding your Pinky with are ignorant people who do not understand the Pinky, crowded buses, and foul smells. It is also not advised to surround the Pinky with attractive males. She gets very excited in these situations and is hard to control.
Things to always try and surround the Pinky with are chap sticks, puppies, and tasteful music and angel symbols. If one attractive male can be isolated the Pinky may see him, but remember the Pinky is very excitable.
Last bit not least it is very important to show your Pinky the same loyalty she shows you. Any one harming, annoying, or disturbing the peace of your Pinky should have their ass kicked. This or they should at least be smacked or harshly insulted. Your Pinky will love you for it.
A Pinky is a wonderful creature to invest in but remember you responsibilities. Pinky must be amused at least 21.5 hours a day or she will be cranky. Pinkys do not like restraints such as leashes, but love the occasional nametag or handcuffs. Also remember to keep you pinky by a bathroom. Pinkies are very hard to potty train. Also remember that Pinkies are very hard to come across and that my and Courtney's Pinky is the only one in this area. You cannot have our Pinky. You may visit it her and compliment and enjoy your own search for you own Pinky, but leave ours alone.
Thank you and have fun Kids
Responses:
I LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS IS THE BEST STORY YET! and its all very true, i especially like the chapstick and hot male part! meagan, you are a damn genious! :*:*:*:*:*:* spekaing of hot males, i saw one today ;) – marla
woooo!!!!! that was my fav so far!!! Woooooo – Courtney
PROOF READ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and Does this mean when we look for an apartment we have to find one that you can have pets in?-- jason
Wow, that is the most accurate description of Pinky behavior I have seen to date. If I ever meet anyone who is interested in getting a Pinky as a pet, I will show them your advice. Kyla
me- I agree with myself teehee jason - needs a sock put in his mouth, and you don't have to find and apartment anymore that needs pets since you're not with jason any more...haha I crack myself up cDRR
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Ok well this should be fun. If you haven't guessed already, Peter is my next victom. :) For those of you who don’t know. One night Morgan, Courtney, Peter, and me were having a Scream marathon. In fact we were watching the movies in the wrong order but that is beside the point. It was very late and Courtney as you all should know is very skittish when it comes to "scary" stuff. So Peter ended up protecting her (and some time me and Morgan) from the bumps in the night (they were really the cats.) Any way since he was her big strong protector he became known as "the rock" since she thought she was strong but was actually quite skittish she became "pebbles" and so we have our sill story...
SILLY STORY 13
The Rock
Peter Piquard may seem to be the normal every day bum. No REAL job, No REAL car. Yes it does seem that Pete has a lot of time on his hands. Always online, not yet attending school due to a "football accident." But what most people don't seem to know about Pete is that he doesn't spend all his extra time chatting on line and staring at the walls. No there is much much more to Peter Piquard than meets the eye. Behind the closed doors of his bed room the lazy bum Peter Piquard transforms into.........The Rock!
Yes the hero we all know and love, with his stony glares, protective shadow, muscles stronger than steel, his cliff hanging mind control, and of course his rock solid alibis. Pete Piquard is the Rock!
The Rock who defends against all that is evil, scary, and bad. The Rock who rolls into the room silently and then conquers with a thundering crush. The rock that shields his identity with mind control and bland colored clothing!
Of course the Rock doesn't work alone. He has his very loyal, very skittish side kick Pebbles. While it is true that the Rock spends more time protecting Pebbles than fighting evil, she is very good company and the Rock would never abandon her. Together they take on the world of creepy crawlies and things that go bump in the night!
The Rock's arch nemesis is the Boogie Man. His goal is to rid the world of all the is evil, creepy, and bad.
In his spare time when he is not protecting Pebbles or tasseling with the Boogie Man he fights the scummy bad guys who lurk in dark allies and had tea with Superman. His one and only true idle :).
The Rock loves protecting and saving beautiful women (preferably the ones who have had too much to drink)
The Rock Hates protecting (but still will protect) Very whiny grown men.
His powers include:
a protective shadow. When victims stand under his shadow they are protected from evil.
Mind control: Which he uses to hide his identity (instead of mask) and to make Bad guys do as he please
extra strong muscles and sturdy build.
Yes the Rock is truly amazing and everyone will sleep better knowing that he is there to protect, but no one will ever expect that the lazy yet witty slug Peter Piquard has anything to do with the amazing and powerful Rock.
It is the secret life he chooses to lead. Thank you Pete. You hide it well.
Responses:
Kisa123: but I thought he had a car now – Courtneyyeah for the rock!!!!!!! He's a wonderful superhero and protector!! And I would have to say that I may be becoming more of a pebble...I'm still a big scaredy cat! Courtney the determined responder
AHAHAHAH!!! Everyone is going to be jealous of mine!!! its the best so far!!!!!!!!!!!!! NO ONE CAN DEFEAT PINKY-POO!!!! -- marla
FIRSt.....HAAHHH...then "that is a really good and funny story meagan...lol --pete
ok, i think that this is easily the silly-est silly story yet =] -- Danny =P
H my god this giant bulder will destroy us all run!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!-- jason
That is hilarious! I never knew Pete was actually ridding the world of evil, when I thought he was just being a bum at home. I will never judge anyone ever again! ~Krista~ P.S.=Great story to whoever wrote this story. It is awesome! I thoroughly
marla - yes this was the best story at the time...but I think there have been better since
I dissagree with marla, she can be be defeated!! mwahahahaha by the way what ever happened to pete...ps you're on the phone while I'm doing this teehee CDRR enjoyed it!
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Ok every one this should be interesting. And while there are many many inside stories behind this I don't feel I should be forced to go threw them all. Just understand that we had a fake TV show called ELK. If you would like to know more about it contact me or Courtney and we would be glad to tell. I did have a web site but alas it is lost.
SILLY STORY 14
Everybody Loves Kiwi
This is a story about the talented young woman Kiwi Renee. Kiwi grew up in a small little town in Illinois. She always knew she would aspire to something more someday. She worked hard all through High school. Worked up her grades and attended a good local college. After College Kiwi Renee Prehn found that it was very hard to find work. She became desperate.
She called up two old friends who were opening a new store. The only opening they had was for calendar girls. Kiwi skimmed the contract and signed. Much to her disgust Kiwi became the top model in the skanky swimsuit calendars Kiwi Renee and her Snappy Calendar Girls. She quit as soon as her contract ran out. She also burned every copy of the calendar. Lucky for her there were random acts of violence happening everywhere at the time and she got a way with it.
Kiwi was not one to give up. She started dabbling in the TV business. She taped some of her amusing outings with her friends and soon a very popular TV show developed. 
Of course Kiwi was the star. The show was titled Everybody Loves Kiwi. It became a very amusing show. In fact it was the best TV show not seen on TV. The show had many wonderful characters. A few examples are Kiwi, Lickrish, Belle, Pinky and Pub.
Kiwi's Personal life got better too. Kiwi became the most popular face in America and of course the most loved. She of course made a little extra cash from ELK. She traveled the world and meet many people of authority. A few islanders off a small island in the Atlantic named her their queen. In short she had her own island.
She also met a guy name Pete Piquard. She became Pebbles. The sides kick of the great super hero The Rock. She could never reveal her identity however. The Rock also helped Kiwi. He used his mind control to make everyone believe that the horrible experience of Kiwi Renee and her Snappy Calendar Girls never happened.
Kiwi indeed found her life to be quite wonderful. Even after ELK was handed over to Belle and sadly went off the air it was never on. This was not Belle's fault. Yes Kiwi lead a very interesting and wonderful life. She was quite happy and lived to the ripe old age of 103.
Kiwi is truly an inspiration to us all. We should all try to be as hopeful and loved as Kiwi. We must learn to put our skanky days behind us. After all it's all for Kiwi. And Everybody Loves Kiwi.
Responses:
NOT EVERYONE LOVES KIWI SOME OF US THINK IT IS FUZZY! – Jaosn
I liked how you tied in another story with it....Good Job Midget – pete
wooo I'm loved—Courtney
I love it! It is fantastic and brings back old memories! Awww...the ELK club. Such a wonderful organization. I was kinda sad that the show went off the air after I took over though : ( oh well! I will get over it. ~Belle~
screw jason I'm not fuzzy and he's a poophead and too stupid to know that the story is talking about me...stupid!! loved this story!!! cdrr
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Since this is a story e-mail I thought that I might enlighten you all with a little nursery fact. We all know the rhyme about Jack and Jill and how they went to fetch a pale of water yadda yadda. Well it turns there are a few real things stories that this rhyme may be based off of, The strongest one is a story about a real Jack and Jill who went up a hill in Kenslville (uh some where near London?) to well bump there uglies. Oh the way back down Jack took a fatal fall. Jill died of "a broken heart" after giving birth to there so.
So now that I have depressed u all, let me cheer u up with a Silly Thanksgiving Story. :) It's the least I can do. Even if it means Taking a beak from writing silly stories about all of you. :( Oh well. Have fun!
Silly story 15
Turkey Surprise: A Thanksgiving Special
Billy sat down to Thanksgiving dinner with his family. They gave grace and then Granny announced it was Billy's turn to carve the turkey. Billy took the knife and large fork with pride. He smiled at every one and they all watched with drool dripping from their chins. A few weren't hungry but they had problem s controlling their bottom lips....
Billy stabbed the turkey with he fork. And to his astonishment he heard it cry "OW!" He looked d up at his family terrified. They all smiled back at him pleasantly and little confused.
Billy brushed it off. He tried to begin carving the turkey but as soon as the blade grazed the skin of the turkey he heard the voice again. "What the hell do you think you are doing!? It's rather rude you know!"
"Ok Billy said jumping away from the turkey. "You've got to hear that!" his family starred back at him blankly. "Are you ok dear:" asked aunt Mildred. "You don’t hear it" He cried.
"Maybe I should carve the turkey," said Uncle Frank. Frank walked over and began to carve the turkey. Billy heard the voice yet again. Frank however seemed very unaffected and cut the first slice.
"Oh please stop it, I've got a wife and seven gobblets! you can't let him do this to me!"
With that Billy jumped across the table splattering stuffing on granny and sweet potatoes on cousin George. He wrapped his arms around the turkey as he slid clear off the table and splat into the wall. He knocked himself out.
Billy woke up in the hospital a few hours later with his family standing around him. "Oh good you came through dear," said Aunt Mildred. Billy looked around frightened. "Where is it you evil bastards!" He cried. "The turkey?" said aunt Mildred. "I saved it for you and brought it along. I thought it might comfort you" "God bless you!" Billy exclaimed. "I don't get what your fascination is with that damn bird!" said Grand Pappy.
"I saved its life" Billy said. "You cooked it" said sister Sue.
"I know and I was wrong" said Billy. "But I feel that he will some how forgive me."
"God?" sister Sue asked confused.
"No the turkey" said Billy.
The family looked at Billy then at each other. A week later they tracked Billy and the Turkey down at Vegas. The Turkey was in a pimp outfit with a pimp hat and starting to smell rather foul. Billy’s family did the best they could do and had him committed. Their Billy made friends with a penguin named Joe who taught him the song "Daisy Daisy" and the meaning of life. The turkey disappeared somehow when the men in white coats appeared. All that was left was his little turkey pimpin hat. However Aunt Mildred and Grand Pappy came down with a very strange form of food poisoning the next day. They became vegetarians and Began praying to the Turkey lord.
They too were committed.
The End Happy Thanksgiving!
Responses:
Fullback3321: funny lol – peter
Lovely story my darlin!! im sorry this response is so late, but i went to camp this weekend. I especially loved the fun nursery fact at the beginning. In these stories, you need to put a moral,, ya know?? like some lesson of life to learn from. I think it would be fun!! Like, the moral of the beginning nursery rhyme should be to not bump uglies on a hill. :*:*:* --marla
I think I put ss12 for my last response and it was suppose to be 13 sorry for the confusion Let me just say that I would LOVE to see a turkey in a pimo outfit...I think someone should dress up as a pimp for Halloween. Courtney - DR
I agree with peter marla's silly cdrr
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