To Hell And Back

An original screenplay by Lee A. Chrimes

First Draft 20/6/01

 

OPENING SEQUENCE

Black screen, credits on white.

MUSIC: "New Born" by Muse. Plays throughout titles, with title "To Hell And Back" fading up as heavy bass line kicks in. As drum beat starts:

CUT TO:

INT. OFFICE PARTY. NIGHT.

A busy office party in full swing. The setting is a large, well-furnished office, and the camera finds itself suddenly placed in the middle of a heaving mass of dancing bodies, some drinking, some smoking, some laughing, some kissing, but the noise of everyone talking is deafening. The camera pushes through all these people as though it were a fellow partygoer making his way somewhere. Then, a hand holding precariously onto two glasses of beer appears below the camera, held by whoever's eyes we are looking through. People make eye contact with the camera and greet it as it walks past. We approach a cluster of people sat down by a large set of windows in one slightly quieter corner of the office.

ANGLE ON:

CHRIS

Early twenties, dressed in a hybrid of neo-goth and skater rock clothes, looking nervous in this party situation full of trendy people. Average height and build, Chris has jet-black hair with a slight blue tint to it, and is carefully weaving through the crowds over to:

ANGLE ON:

RACHEL

Also early twenties, long, black hair, dressed more obviously goth than Chris. Chatting and laughing with other office girls, waiting for Chris to arrive with the drinks. LUCAS is also part of the group, fashionably dressed, slick hair, immaculately shaved - the consummate image of corporate-sponsored beauty. He is a little too close to Rachel for Chris's liking, and as he arrives he throws a protective arm around her - my property.

RACHEL

(taking her drink from Chris)

Thank you, my dear.

 

 

CHRIS

Not at all, mon cheri. Non

alcoholic for me, designated driver.

 

 

LUCAS

Rachel here was just telling us

all about your latest project,

Chris.

 

 

RACHEL

Yeah, you know, the idea you

had about that new style of

guitar.

 

Chris smiles amiably at the waiting crowd of faces, throwing as many looking daggers as he can at Lucas: this project was all his idea, and Lucas has a good background of stealing other people's ideas. He really didn't want him to find out about this. He takes a sip from his beer, puts in on a nearby table and continues.

CHRIS

(with many exaggerated hand gestures)

Well, we get new, young musicians

coming in here all the time, always

complaining about not being able

to get the sound they want while

they record their demos. Well, what

I thought was..

 

The camera pulls back from this group as Chris talks and sweeps through the crowd again to stop on two MEN stood in the corner. Dressed smartly, as though they were executives of this company. People move near them, dancing or getting drinks, but no-one seems to actually come too close to them, as though some kind of invisible shield is turning people away at the last moment. They are watching Lucas in action over by Chris.

FIRST MAN

How is he doing now?

 

 

SECOND MAN

The other one has come back.

He will have to wait a while

longer.

 

 

FIRST MAN

Is his plan still the same.

 

 

SECOND MAN

As before. By the morning,

we shall have her.

 

 

FIRST MAN

Good.

 

The camera leaves them both again, swings near Chris, who is doing an enthusiastic air guitar impression as he describes his idea. Lucas is staring at Rachel, who keeps meeting his gaze but looking away. She likes Lucas, but is going out with Chris. The camera comes to rest against a window looking out over the inner city lights.

DISSOLVE TO:

INT. OFFICE PARTY. NIGHT - LATER

A slower song is playing. Several couples are leaning against each other for support in the dancing area, the sort of slumped drunken slow dance that always pops up if parties go on late enough. The two Men in the corner have not moved, and we follow their gaze back round to Chris. He is sat by himself, making a list in a little pocket notebook. Lucas walks over. Chris glances up but doesn't acknowledge him.

LUCAS

Mind if I sit?

 

 

CHRIS

Go ahead, I don't own the

chairs here.

 

 

LUCAS

(takes a seat and lounges back)

Pretty good night.

 

 

CHRIS

(guarded)

So far.

 

 

LUCAS
Where's the little lady?

 

 

CHRIS

She went to the ladies

room. I took that as a hint

not to follow.

 

 

LUCAS
That was a good idea you

had about those guitars,

you know.

 

 

CHRIS

Yes, I spent a long time

working on it.

 

 

LUCAS
Thing is, I wonder why you

seemed reluctant to tell us?

 

 

CHRIS

It's not ready yet. There's

still a lot of work to be done.

 

 

LUCAS

Sure it isn't anything to

do with your planned

exit from this company?

 

Chris's head snaps up. How does Lucas know about that?

CHRIS

What do you mean?

 

 

LUCAS

Well, you know how you get

to hear things all the time, and

a little bird told me that you

were thinking about taking your

new idea to one of our main

competitors for a bigger cut.

 

 

CHRIS

And what "little bird" might

that be, then?

 

 

LUCAS

Why don't you ask her?

 

He gets up and walks away, as Rachel wanders back over to where Chris is sitting. She is clearly a little worse for the wear drunkenness-wise, and flops down by Chris with a daft alcohol-fuelled smile on her face.

RACHEL

Hello, baby. Miss me?

 

She gives him a sloppy kiss on one cheek and giggles. Chris's face is like stone.

CHRIS

Did you tell the Human Lizard

over there about our plan?

 

 

RACHEL

What plan?

 

 

CHRIS

The plan where we take my

idea to UMV and make a

packet, after using this company's

money to develop it.

 

 

RACHEL

(looks a little sheepish)

Ah, that plan. Well, I may have

told him a little bit more than I

meant to..

 

 

CHRIS

(sternly)

We need to talk.

 

He gets up, grabbing Rachel's hand and lifting her up too. They walk out the main party through a pair of swinging doors, past Lucas stood by the two Men. He smiles and waves at Rachel, who waves back as Chris leads her out the door.

STAY on Lucas and the Men.

FIRST MAN

Progress.

 

 

LUCAS

Tonight.

 

 

SECOND MAN

Good. Then go.

 

Lucas walks out to observe Chris and Rachel from a distance. As he walks off, we can see that neither of the Men are making a reflection in the windows behind them, nor are they casting any shadows.

INT. CORRIDOR OUTSIDE PARTY. NIGHT

Chris is rowing with an increasingly exasperated Rachel.

CHRIS

I can't believe you told

anyone! Especially not him!

 

 

RACHEL

So I mentioned it to a few

people! Big whoop!

 

 

CHRIS

Lucas has the boss's ear on

most things these days. How

do you think it's going to sound

if he lets them know I was

planning to cut and run once

my design is finished!

 

 

RACHEL

I don't know! We were both

leaving anyway, right?

 

 

CHRIS

And now he knows the idea too!

What's to stop him taking

charge of the project and taking

all the credit?

 

 

RACHEL

Will you calm down! There

must be something we can do.

 

 

CHRIS

(runs a hand through his hair)

Yeah, take early retirement.

 

 

RACHEL

I mean seriously! Can we go

now and finish the work later?

 

 

CHRIS

No, the deal is I move when

all the project is finished.

 

 

RACHEL

Well, what about..

 

She pauses, trying to think through the haze of the night's partying. At that moment, Lucas, who has been keeping an eye on them both throughout this heated exchange, pops his head round the door and calls to Rachel.

LUCAS

I just spoke to the boss,

guys. He says he'd like to

see what you've been up to

in the morning, okay? Oh,

and he says to thank you

for letting him know all about

it, Rachel.

 

Lucas leaves. His work here is done. Chris turns slowly to look at Rachel - it looks like she set him up. She is still looking at where Lucas appeared from in confusion - telling who about what? She hasn't done anything, but Chris doesn't look ready to listen.

 

CHRIS

I see.

 

 

RACHEL

Now wait just a minute, you're

not going to believe him over me,

are you?

 

 

CHRIS

It all makes sense now.

 

 

RACHEL

Chris, would you listen to yourself?

 

 

CHRIS

I have to go. I'll see you

later.

 

Fuming but trying not to show it, Chris walks down the corridor towards the exit. As soon as the doors close after him, who should pop out again but Lucas, pulling on his coat. He sees Rachel, who is standing a before, looking pretty pissed off, and walks over to her. She sees him coming and throws a mean look at him.

RACHEL

You! What do you think you're

playing at, saying that it was

all thanks to me! You're the one

who blabbed about it!

 

 

LUCAS

(as innocent as a saint)

What do you mean? I didn't

say anything - it was Mary.

We were stood right by her too,

don't forget! She's the worst

brown-noser in this place.

 

Rachel suddenly looks a little less certain. Mary was standing by them, that much is true. Can Lucas be trusted?

RACHEL

Actually, yes, she was..

 

 

LUCAS

Where's Chris?

 

 

RACHEL

Oh, him. He stormed off

thinking it was my fault

he may get busted for it

all.

 

 

LUCAS
And is it?

 

 

RACHEL

Of course not! The plan

was for us to go together!

 

 

LUCAS

My lips are sealed.

 

Lucas mimes zipping his lips closed. Rachel manages a half-hearted smile - of course she can trust him!

RACHEL

Okay, okay.

 

 

LUCAS

Need a lift back?

 

 

RACHEL

Not to my place, though.

 

 

LUCAS

Why not?

 

 

RACHEL

I'd rather keep away from Chris

for a bit. Mind if I crash at yours

for a few hours?

 

 

LUCAS

Be my guest.

 

The two leave together.

INT. CHRIS'S CAR. NIGHT.

Chris is driving along, with "Damaged" by Fear Factory blasting out of the stereo - typical male anger-diffusion therapy. He plays steering wheel bongos furiously to the beat. After a few moments, he hangs his head and pulls the car over to a stop. Thinks for a moment. He was too harsh on her. He checks over his shoulder, then U-turns the car to head back the other way towards the party, turning the stereo down.

EXT. CITY STREET. NIGHT.

Chris's car drives back down the street, and takes a turn to the left. An instant later, Lucas's car comes out of the next street down and turns onto the main road, driving past where Chris just turned and missing him by about a second.

INT. LUCAS'S CAR. NIGHT.

Ever the smoothie, Lucas has some late-night jazz playing - mellow Jools Holland-esque stuff. Rachel is looking out the window, not really focusing on anything. Lucas looks over to her, then back with a smile. Easy money.

LUCAS
Sure you don't want to head

for your place?

 

 

RACHEL

Chris would flip if he saw you

dropping me off.

 

 

LUCAS
Yeah, we don't exactly get on.

 

 

RACHEL

Why is that? You two seemed to

have a history going back way

before I knew either of you.

 

 

LUCAS
He blames me for his dad.

 

 

RACHEL

(alarmed)
What?

 

 

LUCAS

You know how Chris's dad died?

 

 

RACHEL

Car accident ten years back.

 

 

LUCAS

My dad was driving. He lost

control and went off the road,

and while my dad was okay,

Chris's died.

 

Rachel looks shocked. That's not the version of events she was told.

RACHEL

Is that all?

 

 

LUCAS
Well, there have been other

little disagreements between

us over the years, but that's

the main one.

 

 

RACHEL

I had no idea..

 

 

LUCAS

So it's back to mine, then?

 

 

RACHEL

For now. I'll wait till he

calms down and head back

later. I'm sorry if I'm putting

you out or anything..

 

 

LUCAS

Not at all.

 

They drive on. Lucas allows himself a tiny smile, which vanishes before Rachel can see it.

EXT. OUTSIDE OFFICE. NIGHT.

Chris has arrived back at the office. From the windows a few floors up, we can see the lights of the party, which is winding down. A few people are moving in and out of the building as he heads back inside.

 

INT. OFFICE STAIRCASE. NIGHT.

Chris jogs up the steps, greeting people as he passes them. He pauses to ask two girls:

CHRIS

'Scuse me, have either of

you two seen Rachel?

 

They shake their heads and carry on downstairs. Chris gets to the floor with the party.

INT. OFFICE PARTY. NIGHT.

Chris walks in through the swing doors. There are only about five people left. The place looks like a bomb site - empty cups and glasses, party streamers hanging everywhere, but no Rachel. Chris looks round some more as the two Men, sat quietly in one corner enjoying a cigar, notice his entrance and stand up sharply.

SECOND MAN

The other one is here.

 

 

FIRST MAN

This may help us.

 

Moving unnoticed through the room as before, they sidle up to Chris, and the First Man takes his car keys as the Second tips over a rubbish bin in front of Chris. Chris walks straight into it and trips over. As he hits the deck, the two Men disappear back out through the doors.

EXT. OUTSIDE OFFICE. NIGHT.

The two Men are seen by Chris's car, the hood up, fiddling around with the engine. After a few moments, they close the lid, leave the keys in the gutter next to the car and walk O.S.

INT. OFFICE PARTY. NIGHT.

Chris rouses one of the slumbering girls from the group Rachel was with earlier. She blinks a few times until she realises who it is.

SALLY

Oh, hello, Chris.

 

 

CHRIS

Sal, where did Rachel go?

I can't find her anywhere.

 

 

SALLY

She left..

 

 

CHRIS

Left? Who with?

 

 

SALLY
Oh, you know, old

what’s-his-face..

 

 

CHRIS

Who?

 

 

SALLY

Lucas, that's it. After you

left without her. He was

probably taking her back to

your place, you know. He's

actually a very nice guy..

 

Chris lets her go and she slumps back down mid-sentence. A steely look in his eyes, he races back to his car.

EXT. LUCAS'S HOUSE. NIGHT.

Establish.

CU - WINE GLASS BEING FILLED.

INT. LUCAS'S HOUSE - LIVING ROOM. NIGHT.

Lucas is filling a glass for Rachel with red wine. The lights are turned down a little, and some kind of bland easy listening tune drifts around in the b.g. Lucas puts the wine down and sits on a plush leather sofa as Rachel, seated in one of the other chairs, absently sips her wine. Lucas's house displays all the typical trappings of success - wide screen TV, expensive stereo, a few drooping plants - affluent bachelor pad. Lucas is eyeing Rachel up - he knows what he wants. She just wants somewhere to chill out while Chris is still stomping around.

RACHEL

(looking round)

This is an awfully nice place

you have here, Lucas. I take

it you live alone, though.

 

 

LUCAS

What makes you say that?

 

 

RACHEL

No evidence of a woman's

touch here. We can spot

these things, you know.

 

She takes another gulp of wine. Lucas sips his, still keeping his eyes locked on her. He knows something she doesn't about the wine.

EXT. STREET OUTSIDE OFFICE. NIGHT.

Chris is rooting round in the gutter underneath his car, looking for his keys, getting increasingly covered with the flotsam and jetsam of a typical weekend night - fast food cartons, beer cans, cigarette ends. He stands at last, the keys triumphantly wrapped round his finger. He pulls away a chunk of someone's abandoned kebab meal from them and gets into the car. A few turns of the ignition bring only stuttering noises from the car, however, and with a quick bang of frustration on the steering wheel he gets out again, walks to the hood and lifts it up to see what is wrong.

INT. LUCAS'S HOUSE - LIVING ROOM. NIGHT.

As before, except Lucas and Rachel now share the same sofa. Her body language makes her look a bit more relaxed in his company. All thoughts of meeting up with Chris seem to be far from her mind as she and Lucas laugh and joke a little more. The camera dollys slowly across this scene without stopping, into the blackness of the wall on the side of the room.

DISSOLVE TO:
EXT. STREET OUTSIDE OFFICE. NIGHT.

The blackness from before becomes the black hood of Chris's car as we pull back from it. Chris is walking round back into the car, now covered with grease and oil as well as all the filth from the gutter. He slams the door and tries the engine again, which this time fires up. A relieved Chris finally gets on his way.

INT. LUCAS'S HOUSE - LIVING ROOM. NIGHT.

We dolly across the scene as before, except now the room is empty. The music still plays in the b.g. but the empty wine glasses are left on the coffee table in front of the sofa. As we finish our move across the scene, the music comes to a stop.

INT. LUCAS'S HOUSE - BEDROOM. NIGHT.

Rachel is sat on Lucas's bed, visibly more giggly. Lucas is standing over by the window, looking out into the night sky as if searching for something. A TV set is on but neither are watching it. The room is furnished in the same kind of style as downstairs - subtle black and gold colours, dripping with all the touches a good salary can afford. Another bottle of wine lies open next to the bed, and Rachel holds a glass as she talks.

RACHEL

No, I guess I never did

know that. How long have

you two been at each other's

throats?

 

 

LUCAS

Since we were children. He

always wanted what I had,

and vice versa.

 

 

RACHEL

Even today?

 

 

LUCAS

(turns to her with a smile)

Even today.

 

Rachel grins, her eyes a little glazed by now. She leans back on the bed a little as Lucas walks over. He's got her right where he wants and he knows it. She, on the other hand, is enjoying the attention and is also feeling a lot more attracted to Lucas than Chris right now - the little something he added to her wine is helping as well. Lucas stalks over to her and sits by her on the bed. Still giggling occasionally, her smile doesn't fade as Lucas leans in for a kiss..

INT. CHRIS'S CAR. NIGHT.

Chris is blasting along to Lucas's house, not in the best of moods and not overjoyed at the prospect of his childhood enemy spending time alone with his girl. "(sic)" by Slipknot is roaring out of the speakers. Chris is psyching himself up for a confrontation.

EXT. STREET. NIGHT.

Chris's car blazes down the street, filled on each side with hordes of night clubbers, trendy people and revellers.

 

INT. LUCAS'S HOUSE - BEDROOM. NIGHT.

Lucas is now lying on top of Rachel, though both are still fully clothed, as their kissing gets more intense. She doesn't appear to be resisting at all. We pull back from them and focus on the wine glass next to the bed.

CU - WINE GLASS

It is drained, but gathering in the bottom of the glass we can see a small mound of powder of some sort. Looks like Lucas has been slipping something into Rachel's drinks.

EXT. OUTSIDE LUCAS'S HOUSE. NIGHT.

Chris pulls up outside Lucas's. He glances at the outside of the house. Lights are on upstairs but not downstairs - not a good sign. Gritting his teeth, he gets out of his car and heads for the door.

ANOTHER ANGLE as Chris gets to the door and knocks loudly a few times. No answer. He tries the door - it is open. With a suspicious look on his face he gently pushes the door wide and takes a few looks around inside the hallway. No sign of anyone again. He cautiously steps inside.

INT. LUCAS'S HOUSE - HALLWAY. NIGHT.

Chris looks around for any signs of activity. He hasn't spoken yet, keen to keep the element of surprise. He hears a noise from upstairs and his head snaps up to look at the top floor.

ANOTHER ANGLE on the top of the long, winding staircase that leads upstairs. The noises are heard again - it sounds like..

CHRIS

Rachel?

 

He bounds over to the stairs and hops up them two at a time.

INT. LUCAS'S HOUSE - TOP FLOOR. NIGHT.

Chris gets to the top floor. The noises are coming from one of the three rooms on this floor, where the door is ajar. Chris paces over to it, afraid of what he may see. He gets to the door and gently pushes it open a little.

CHRIS'S P.O.V - Lucas and Rachel are in bed. Having sex. Noisy, sweaty, gut-wrenching sex.

CU - CHRIS'S FACE.

The shock doesn't immediately register, but after a few moments the colour drains from his face. We can almost see the moment his heart bursts. His head drops, and he silently walks away from the door.

CHRIS' S P.O.V. - The door closes on our view of Lucas and Rachel making the beast with two backs.

INT. LUCAS'S HOUSE - HALLWAY. NIGHT.

Chris gets to the door and walks out without looking back, slamming it behind him.

INT. LUCAS'S HOUSE - BEDROOM. NIGHT.

Rachel stops what she is doing and looks around, having heard the door slam. Lucas notices and stops too.

LUCAS

What's wrong?

 

 

RACHEL

I thought I heard the door..

 

 

LUCAS

Let me go check..

 

With a little difficulty they extract themselves from each other. Lucas pulls on a silk dressing gown and passes another to Rachel. Lucas leaves the room. Rachel sits up in the bed for a moment, her head still reeling. She puts her hand to her forehead for a moment, then her head suddenly snaps up.

RACHEL

Chris!!

 

She leaps up too and follows Lucas out of the room.

INT. CHRIS'S CAR. NIGHT.

Chris is sat behind the wheel of his car. He starts the engine and starts to cry for a second, swallowing the tears as he guns the engine and starts a three-point turn to manoeuvre off the drive.

INT. LUCAS'S HOUSE - TOP FLOOR. NIGHT.

Lucas is looking out through one of the windows overlooking the drive, watching Chris get ready to drive away. Rachel joins him at the window. It only takes her a second to recognise Chris's car and realise that he has seen what has happened.

RACHEL

Chris!!

 

She bangs on the window in a futile attempt to get his attention as he drives away. Next to her, Lucas allows himself a small grin as he turns and heads back to the bedroom. Rachel is now crying too, her makeup starting to smear as she looks out the window after Chris.

INT. LUCAS'S HOUSE - BEDROOM. NIGHT.

Lucas sits back down on the bed, adjusting his hair in a mirror nearby. Rachel walks back in, visibly very upset. Lucas looks up at her as she comes in, waiting for her next move.

RACHEL

What have we done?

 

 

LUCAS

What you wanted to.

 

 

RACHEL

No! I was upset, I didn't -

 

 

LUCAS
Stop trying to fool yourself,

Rachel. You know what you

wanted from me.

 

 

RACHEL

What? To mess with my head

even more? Now I've got

twice as much to worry about!

 

 

LUCAS

I don't recall you telling me

to stop at any point. Quite

the opposite, in fact..

 

 

RACHEL

(with venom)

You bastard..

 

 

LUCAS

Why?

 

 

RACHEL

You took advantage of me.

 

 

LUCAS
I could say the same to you.

 

 

RACHEL

You used me to get at him.

 

 

LUCAS

You wanted to get even with

him too.

 

 

RACHEL

Fuck you.

 

 

LUCAS

Done that already.

 

Rachel stands, seething for a moment, then starts to gather up her clothes from their pile on the floor by the bed. Lucas just watches her with a grin. His work here is done.

LUCAS

So you're just going to go?

 

 

RACHEL

Looks that way.

 

 

LUCAS

Calm down, Rachel. You're

just getting too emotional -

 

 

RACHEL

(incensed)

Too emotional? I appear

to have tried to solve one

problem by making up

another one! This should

never have happened!

 

 

LUCAS
Will he see it that way?

 

Rachel stops and goes silent, her clothes gathered up in her arms. Lucas is still looking at her calmly. Rachel knows she's not entirely without blame for all this, but she didn't want to lose Chris over it. The tears start to come back, and her lips trembles as she heads out the door.

RACHEL

Goodbye, Lucas.

 

 

LUCAS

(fake sincerity)

Call me..

 

Rachel dares not speak as she hustles out. Lucas lounges back on his bed like the proverbial cat that got the cream, and lights up a big cigar from a box by the bed.

INT. LUCAS'S HOUSE - HALLWAY. NIGHT.

Pulling on her top to finish getting dressed, Rachel throws open the front door and walks out, leaving the dressing gown on the floor behind her.

INT. LUCAS'S HOUSE - BEDROOM. NIGHT.

The phone rings. Lucas answers it.

LUCAS

Yes? It's me. Yes it's done.

(takes a drag from the cigar)

No, no chance. Just as we

discussed. She will be

yours soon.

 

He puts the phone down, picks up a remote control and turns the TV volume up.

INT. CHRIS'S CAR. NIGHT.

Similarly loud, nasty music to before is playing as Chris tears down the motorway. There is a general absence of other traffic, although city lights can be seen in the distance behind him. A window is open. Tears are still streaking his face as he changes between sorrow, anger, rage and heartbreak as he drives. Suddenly, he grabs the tape from the radio and throws it out the window. The radio comes on with a blast of garbled mid-frequency radio chatter before he locates another tape and slams it home. "Filth Pig" by Ministry comes on. Chris continues to drive.

EXT. BUS STOP. NIGHT.

Rachel approaches a bus stop along Lucas's road as a late bus rolls up. She jogs for it and gets on board.

INT. BUS. NIGHT.

She slumps down in a seat, her head pressed against the window. Outside, it starts to rain. Other night people are on the bus with her. In front of Rachel, a black hooded top clothed young rocker is listening to his Walkman. The song is the same as the one playing in Chris's car, and in sync with the music we:

MATCH CUT TO:

INT. CHRIS'S CAR. NIGHT.

The rain is lashing down more heavily here, and despite the wipers being on full, Chris can't really see too much. Red tail lights from other cars flash past. Chris mutters a few curses to himself, until a large neon sign flashes past on the side of the road, reading: CAFE - HOT FOOD AND DRINKS DAY AND NIGHT. Chris looks ahead and sees the lights of the truck stop up ahead. He indicates and heads for it.

EXT. TRUCK STOP CAR PARK. NIGHT.

Aerial shot as Chris's car weaves between the parked trucks at the stop. The cafe itself is a single-storey building framed by large windows, offering a good view of the surrounding motorway and countryside. Chris parks up, leaps out of his car and races indoors.

 

INT. TRUCK STOP CAFE. NIGHT.

A departing trucker holds the door open for Chris as he races in, shaking off his coat from the rain. He looks around. The place is fairly quiet. Three or four lonely drivers sit around, drinking coffee and tucking into hot meals, and a couple sit in larger groups chatting away. Chris heads for the counter and attracts the waitresses attention. She is middle-aged but attractive in a rough diamond kind of way, giving the impression that she is a kind of angel for the wandering souls that end up in here. She smiles as Chris speaks.

CHRIS

Hey. One coffee. White.

Three sugars. Thanks.

 

 

WAITRESS

You look upset. Rough night?

 

 

CHRIS

Something like that.

 

 

WAITRESS

Tell you what. Have this and

tell me all about it later, okay?

A problem shared is a problem

halved, after all. Especially to

an anonymous waitress you'll

probably never see again.

 

Her philosophical statement catches Chris by surprise - not the kind of chatter he was expecting. She grins as she notices his reaction, getting his coffee ready at the same time.

WAITRESS

Yeah, I know. How did a girl

like me end up serving hot

drinks to truckers way out

here?

 

 

CHRIS

Actually, I was thinking that

you've just said the first thing

that's made any sense to me

all night.

 

 

WAITRESS

I'm Jean.

 

 

CHRIS

Chris.

 

 

WAITRESS
Good to meet you, Chris.

Here's that coffee.

 

Chris takes it and sits down at a table for four. The tables are divided by neck-high partitions into pseudo-booths. Chris slides into the far corner and runs a hand through his hair, trying to smooth out the brain underneath. His phone rings, and he lifts it to look at it.

CU - PHONE

Rachel is trying to call him. He turns it off.

INT. BUS. NIGHT.

Rachel takes the phone away from her ear, looks at the display then shoves it back in her bag, angry at Chris ignoring her. She needs to talk to him right now.

INT. TRUCK STOP CAFE. NIGHT.

Chris puts his phone away too, and is startled by a voice coming from a few chairs along.

VOICE

Want to be alone, huh?

 

Chris looks up to see the Stranger, who he swears wasn't there a second ago. Chris double takes to check, then goes back to his coffee. The Stranger is dressed in a long black duster coat, and a variety of fading and tattered clothes beneath it - an old rocker t-shirt, battered denims, lots of jangling silver things.

CHRIS

She wasn't high on my

list of favourite callers.

 

 

STRANGER

I'm sure she didn't mean it.

 

 

CHRIS

What?

 

 

STRANGER

Whatever she did to upset you.

 

The Stranger has an ever-present slight grin to his face. Chris stares at him for a long beat. Does this guy know what happened tonight? Chris opens his mouth to speak, but the stranger interrupts.

STRANGER
I knew a girl I loved once. The

prettiest girl at school, then

college, then the place where

we worked. Worshipped her.

Felt privileged to breathe the

same air as her. Sound familiar?

 

 

CHRIS

Like you're reading my script

for "This Is Your Life."

 

 

STRANGER

We got together, got engaged,

things were great. Then we

argued. Something stupid, I

don't really remember what about.

She tried to call me, I ignored her.

The next number in her phone

book was her ex boyfriend.

He came over to see her. They

talked. Got on really well.

 

The Stranger pauses. Chris takes a sip from his coffee, waiting for the guy to finish.

CHRIS

And then?

 

 

STRANGER

He fucked her.

 

 

CHRIS

Sounds familiar.

 

 

STRANGER

No, I mean he fucked her.

Took her money, beat her

up, she never spoke to me

again. Moved away.

 

 

CHRIS

So what are you saying?

 

 

STRANGER

(leans forward, suddenly very serious)

Don't push people away.

If something is worth

fighting about, then it's worth

fighting for. Keep that in mind.

It may save someone's life

one day.

 

Chris looks like he understands. He nods solemnly. The Stranger leans back in his chair. Chris looks down to take another sip of his coffee, but when he looks back the Stranger is gone. Chris, alarmed, looks round the cafe a few times to see where the Stranger went, but he is nowhere to be seen. More than a little confused, he drains the last of his coffee and heads out.

WAITRESS
Have a good night, Chris.

 

 

CHRIS
You too, Jean.

 

 

WAITRESS

(as Chris turns his back to her as he leaves)

Take the turn.

 

Chris stops again, looks back round. Jean is quietly washing up the coffee mugs, not looking at him. She glances up and sees him standing there, and smiles at him. Chris returns the smile, but accompanies it with a big frown as his fevered mind tries to work out what is going on. He turns and leaves.

EXT. TRUCK STOP CAR PARK. NIGHT.

Chris dashes back into his car through the rain and jumps in.

INT. CHRIS'S CAR. NIGHT.

Inside, he picks up an A to Z and flicks through a few pages, before tossing the book onto the back seat and starting the car. He'll make his own route up. As the engine roars into life, "Ain't My Bitch" by Metallica starts on the radio. With a grin, Chris pulls out of the car park and back onto the motorway.

INT. TRUCK STOP CAFE. NIGHT.

Through the windows, Jean and the reappeared Stranger watch Chris head out.

STRANGER

Seems like a good one.

 

 

WAITRESS

Sin?

 

 

STRANGER

Wrath, a dose of envy,

probably a fair dash of

pride in there too.

 

 

WAITRESS

Let's hope he makes the

turn, then.

 

 

STRANGER

He will. I'll get ready to go

meet him there.

 

The Stranger looks out the windows as the camera pans to follow Jean as she places a clean coffee mug back under the counter. When she walks back to the same spot as before, the Stranger is gone. She doesn't react to his disappearance.

EXT. MOTORWAY. NIGHT.

Chris continues to speed along. It is still a pitch black night, still raining, and there are still very few cars around. The road ahead seems to stretch on to infinity, in that way that only motorways at night can do. Chris's car suddenly slams its brakes on and screeches to a halt, veering off sharply into the escape road and stopping. Chris leaps out of the car and stares, dumbstruck, at a sign ahead of him.

CU - SIGN.

A little further up the road is a traffic sign, in the same format as the others, reading: "THE TURN, 6m."

EXT. MOTORWAY. NIGHT.

Chris slowly gets back into his car.

INT. CHRIS'S CAR. NIGHT.

Chris looks a little shaken. Something weird is definitely going on here. His hands massage the steering wheel as he tries to clear his head.

CHRIS

Okay, what the hell is going on.

My girlfriend is sleeping with my

worst enemy, I'm on a motorway

in the middle of the night with no

idea where I am, and now creepy

men in remote truck stops are

giving me directions to

personalised road signs.

 

Chris reaches for the radio and turns it on. We hear a few seconds of the Twilight Zone theme before he switches it off again. With a shake of his head, he starts the car and drives on.

EXT. MOTORWAY JUNCTION. NIGHT.

Chris drives along, but starts to slow again.

INT. CHRIS'S CAR. NIGHT.

Chris looks out through the rain-splashed windscreen with wide eyes at the sign that flashes past:

CHRIS'S P.O.V. - SIGN

The sign reads, simply: THIS WAY CHRIS. Chris looks back over his shoulder, searching for the sign, but can't see it. Looking back ahead, the markers signalling an approaching junction appear by the roadside, and sure enough, a junction looms up ahead, marked by a sign: THE TURN. Chris indicates, but slows right down as he turns off.

EXT. THE TURN. NIGHT.

Chris drives along - the road he is on is pitch dark, unlit by any street lamps. The motorway becomes more distant as he travels, and the rain dies down as well. Soon, it is eerily silent, and the road starts to curve to the right, with what lies ahead hidden by hills running parallel to the road. Chris is driving pretty slowly, and comes to a stop when he sees the Tunnel.

EXT. THE TUNNEL - ENTRANCE. NIGHT.

A long, brightly lit access tunnel, the kind that main roads use to pass beneath each other in city centres, lies ahead. It stretches off for some way. A sign hangs over the entrance, framed by flaming firebrands, reading: THIS WAY. The sign creaks from side to side in a slight wind, the only noise around.

INT. CHRIS'S CAR. NIGHT.

Chris looks down at his phone.

CU - PHONE.

No signal. The display is dead. No chance to call for help. Chris puts it back down, stares at the tunnel ahead of him for a long beat, then guns the engine into life, and with a screech of smoking tires races into the tunnel. He slams on the radio, "Little Horn" by Marilyn Manson plays, and it continues throughout the following scenes.

EXT. THE TUNNEL - ENTRANCE. NIGHT.

Chris's car screams down into the tunnel. The lights flash by overhead in a blur. He continues to drive along for a while, with the tunnel dipping, cresting and curving with no obvious end in sight.

INT. CHRIS'S CAR. NIGHT.

Chris glances into his rear-view mirror, then double-takes into it. We see the mirror, with his widening eyes reflected in it, before we:

CUT TO:
EXT. THE TUNNEL. NIGHT.

And we can now see what Chris saw - a huge ball of fire is rolling down the tunnel after him. Filling the tunnel behind from road to ceiling, its surface is covered with waves of near-liquid flames, spitting and hissing as it moves. It also appears to be gaining on him. We see Chris speed up, but the ball of fire keeps gaining.

INT. CHRIS'S CAR. NIGHT

Chris keeps looking over his shoulder, getting more frantic.

CHRIS

Okay, okay, I am officially

scared now!

 

EXT. THE TUNNEL. NIGHT.

The ball of fire closes. Chunks of red hot flame from it are now splashing off the rear windscreen of Chris's car. We then intercut both scenes with increasingly rapid cuts back and forth.

INTERCUT:

CU - CHRIS.

As he looks out at the approaching fireball.

EXT. THE TUNNEL. NIGHT.

As the fireball closes.

INT. CHRIS'S CAR. NIGHT.

The ball of flame now fills the entire view out of the back windscreen. Gouts of flame from it are streaking past the car, and the roaring sound it is making begins to drown out the radio. Up ahead, Chris can see what looks like a solid black wall ahead - dead end. He puts his foot down and screams in defiance as the fire gets closer and closer..

EXT. HELL CITY - MAIN STREET.

Chris's car suddenly shoots out onto a road, the fireball gone from behind him but the rear of the car visibly scorched and blackened by it. He has appeared on a busy city street, surrounded by other cars on both sides, and framed by a packed network of towering buildings. As Chris's car splutters along, drawing slowly to a halt, we can look around a bit better. The streets are packed with people milling around, and others are hanging out of the windows and openings in the buildings higher up. Walkways, paths and balconies intercross the street on a variety of levels, making a veritable spaghetti junction of human traffic. Everything is bathed in a crimson glow. Rocky outcrops can be seen all around the city in the distance. Chris's car, now trailing smoke, pulls over at the roadside. People move out of its way. Chris climbs out and leans against it, trying to catch his breath. He looks up and around.

CHRIS'S P.O.V.

Chris's eyes dart around as he scans the scene around him, taking in the warped, unnatural building designs, the cacophony of noise made by the huge crowds of people milling around, and the faces of some of the citizens walking around and over him - some look normal, if a little rugged and mean, but then we start to pick out tall, horned people, people with fangs, obviously inhuman skin colourings and patterns, claws, wings, tails - in short, demons. Lots of them.

We cut back to Chris and pull back to reveal more of the outlook of the city as Chris, dazed and confused, looks all around him. We pull out past the buildings, as a few winged creatures fly past, out past a large, central tower rising up from what appears to be the centre of the city, until we hover above the mountain range that circles the entire, red city. Gouts of flame leap up from many different places, and the circular city sits on our screen for a second, before we:

CUT TO:

EXT. HELL CITY - MAIN STREET.

Chris is still looking around. He stops a MAN, looking rough, who is walking past.

CHRIS

Er, excuse me, er.. where

am I?

 

The man stares at him for a beat, then bursts into laughter and walks away shaking his head. Chris continues looking round until a gloved hand slaps down on his shoulder, and he spins round to face the owner of it. It is the Stranger, beaming down on Chris.

STRANGER

Welcome to Hell, Chris!

 

CU - CHRIS'S SHOCKED EXPRESSION.

CUT TO:
EXT. STREET OUTSIDE CHRIS & RACHEL'S PLACE. NIGHT

Rachel steps off the bus and walks along a street for a few moments, turning into the path leading up to a modest apartment block. She uses her key to open the front door and heads up the stairs.

STAY ON the outside of the apartments, pulling back as a car rolls up and stops on the far side of the street.

INT. LUCAS'S CAR - NIGHT.

Lucas watches Rachel head inside. Looking over his shoulder, we se the light in her apartment come on, and Rachel walk up to and close the curtains. Lucas lights another cigar and smiles to himself. All part of his plan.

INT. HELL CITY - FIRE & BRIMSTONE BAR.

Chris is sat, slumped and dejected, at a table in the crowded bar. The background atmosphere and noise is something like Hieronymous Bosch meets the Mos Eisley Cantina - demons, imps, goblins, zombies, monsters, humans, animals and ghosts milling around like it was any other rowdy, popular watering hole. From the bar, the Stranger pushes his way over to the table, before putting down a shot glass in front of both of them. A tiny wisp of flame dances around on top of the drink for a few seconds, then jumps up and onto the table, pauses for a moment then scampers away. The Stranger watches it go with disappointment, downing his own identical drink before his flame gets away.

STRANGER

Chris, stay with it! You let

the good bit get away!

 

 

CHRIS

(not listening to him)

So am I dead now?

 

 

STRANGER

(grimaces as the aftertaste to his drink hits him)

No, no, no, look, I

explained it all to you. This,

(gestures with a wave of his arm)

is Hell. Specifically, the best

damn bar in Hell. You are here

to see if you want to stay.

 

 

CHRIS

Stay?

 

 

STRANGER

I know a lot about you, Chris. The

depression, the insomnia, the cuts,

(motions to Chris's arms, he tries to cover them up)

or the ‘self harm’ if you want to use

that psychobabble crap term for it,

the feelings of worthlessness and

loneliness, and above all, the

nice healthy dollop of pure,

unadulterated hate you got from

seeing Rachel with another guy.

 

 

CHRIS

Sounds about right. I think I'm

learning not to ask too many

questions around here.

 

 

STRANGER

Fast learner, good. Now, what I

do is offer people the choice.

Spend a few days with us, at

the end of it all you get to sign

a few documents, and then when

you, shall we say, depart this

mortal coil, you come back here.

 

 

CHRIS

And in non lawyer-speak?

 

 

STRANGER

Well...

(thinks for a second)

If you want to stay here, you

promise us your soul when you

die.

 

 

CHRIS

My soul?

 

 

STRANGER

That's right.

 

 

CHRIS

What for? I was kind of

hoping to keep a hold of it..

 

 

STRANGER

Big myth. All started by them

(points upward)

up there. You see, whether

we get it or they do, at the end

of the day, or at least the end

of your days, you die and you go

to us or them. Very simple.

 

 

CHRIS

What if I don't want to come here?

 

 

STRANGER

Entirely up to you. Thing is, they

don't have advance previews, so

you're taking more of a risk. With us,

what you see is what you get.

 

Chris looks around at the bar - the characters filling it, the minor bar brawls kicking off, the drinks of pure fire, the TV showing wrestlers hacking each other with sharp weapons, and the tiny winged imps taking drinks to people's tables, and turns back to the Stranger with a raised eyebrow.

STRANGER

Maybe this isn't the best place

to start...

 

He stands, followed by Chris, and the two walk out, seconds before a large demon is hurled into their table, breaking it in half. As the two leave, a Wild West style bar brawl breaks out behind them.

INT. CHRIS & RACHEL'S - LIVING ROOM. NIGHT.

Showing all the classic signs of a girl in a bad mood, Rachel is wearing a baggy red and black striped jumper, curled up on the big squashy sofa, watching TV and eating from a big tub of ice cream with a large spoon. She keeps trying to call Chris but gets no response. Her makeup has been cleaned up but not off entirely. Their apartment is filled with piles of stuff in fairly well-organised stacks - his videos, books and computer games, her magazines, clothes and bags, both co-existing nicely. Doors leading off to a small kitchen unit and a bedroom are visible behind Rachel. There is a knock at the door. She gets up to answer it.

INT. CHRIS & RACHEL'S - FRONT DOOR. NIGHT.

Rachel opens the door. Lucas is standing there, smoking a cigar like he was the ruler of the world. Rachel goes cold when she sees him. She doesn't want him around to remind her of things right now.

RACHEL

What are you doing here?

 

 

LUCAS

Coming to see you.

 

 

RACHEL

And what makes you think I

want you here?

 

 

LUCAS

Animal magnetism.

 

 

RACHEL

("yeah, right!")

Magnetism?

 

 

LUCAS

Look, we both know what it

is you want. Let me in.

 

 

RACHEL

Get lost, Lucas. I don't need

people like you.

 

 

LUCAS

Oh, I think you do.

 

Rachel tries to close the door but Lucas jams his foot in the frame. Rachel opens the door again, visibly much angrier.

RACHEL
Am I speaking Egyptian?

Are the words leaving my

mouth not registering with

you at all? Piss off!

 

 

LUCAS

(steps inside)

Make me.

 

 

RACHEL

Well, I know these nice

people at the police station

down the road, and they say

if I'm ever in trouble..

 

 

LUCAS
You're not in any trouble.
At least, not yet.

 

 

RACHEL

(scared but trying not to show it)

Are you on drugs?

 

 

LUCAS

I don't need drugs to have

fun. All I need is a pretty

girl and some time.

 

 

RACHEL

Okay, you are now starting to

freak me out. Get out. Now.

 

 

LUCAS

(starting to move a bit unnaturally)

You see, the thing you have to

remember about girls is that

they all want one thing.

 

 

RACHEL

(guarded)

What's that?

 

 

LUCAS

Me.

 

He reaches out and grabs her hair, quick as a flash. Rachel screams and leaps back, pulling out a clump of hair from her head. Lucas stops to look at it for a moment as Rachel scrambles for the door. Lucas moves towards her, seeming to float above the ground, the sofa and dining table being pushed out of his way as he gets to them. Rachel tears out the door and heads for the stairs, gasping in panicked breaths.

INT. APARTMENT BLOCK - TOP FLOOR LANDING. NIGHT.

She turns to see Lucas slowly walking out of her apartment towards her, a murderous look in his eyes. Time to go.

RACHEL

I don't know what you're on,

but stay the hell away from me!

 

 

LUCAS

Hell?

(tuts, shakes his head)

You have no idea.

 

She starts to run down the stairs, but Lucas races forward, jumps over the handrail and lands perfectly in front of her. Rachel screams and runs back up the stairs, but Lucas is too quick for her, and grabs her again as she puts one foot on the top floor.

LUCAS
Maybe you'd like an idea!

 

With one movement he spins her round and throws her down the stairs.

INT. APARTMENT - STAIRS. NIGHT.

Rachel bounces down the steps, hitting each one heavily. After a few moments of falling, she stops making any noises. She impacts at the bottom of one flight with enough momentum to send her all the way down the next set, to land in a heap at the bottom, facing the main doors. A woman on the ground floor opens her door to see what is going on, and is met by Rachel coming to a stop off the stairs. The woman screams. Looking at Rachel, we can see she is hurt badly. Her eyes are open but glazed, and she is cut and bleeding in several places. She doesn't seem to be breathing. We hear the woman downstairs calling an ambulance.

WOMAN (O.S.)

Please, ambulance, and

quickly! Someone's fallen

down several flights of stairs,

she looks badly hurt!

 

We close on Rachel as the woman's voice fades out.

CUT TO:
INT. APARTMENT - TOP OF STAIRS. NIGHT.

Lucas is looking down on the battered body of Rachel. He is still grinning. We are looking straight down from a little way above his head.

LUCAS

Ah, well, win some, lose

some I guess..

 

He steps back out of frame, but we start to dolly down slowly, spiralling as we close right up to Rachel's eyes, moving until the blackness of her pupil fills the screen.

MATCH DISSOLVE TO:

EXT. THE PIT.

The Pit. Blackness all around. We pull back and see Rachel, lying in the same position as she was at the bottom of the stairs. She lies still but appears to be falling, as some locks of her hair and parts of her clothes are fluttering as though she was drifting slowly downwards. Nothing but blackness all around her.

INT. AMBULANCE. NIGHT.

Rachel is in cardiac arrest. She is lying on a stretcher in the back of a speeding ambulance, attended to by two frantically working paramedics. They talk quickly, and the camera sweeps from side to side to keep up with their movements. The noise of the siren and the ambulance's engine is drowned out by the flat tone of Rachel's flatlining heart monitor. The paramedics are attempting a heart massage and pumping air, but nothing seems to be working. With their frantic efforts still going on, we zoom right up to Rachel's eyes as before, and into her pupils to:

EXT. THE PIT.

Rachel stirs a little, trying to respond to the paramedic's efforts to resuscitate her. Suddenly, everything around her is lit by a brilliant white flash, and Rachel convulses to one side. Another flash follows, and she writhes again, but still does not recover.

INT. AMBULANCE. NIGHT.

The paramedics are trying to shock Rachel's heart back into action, but it doesn't seem to be working. A round of heart massage follows, but while one paramedic administers the oxygen, the other shakes his head and seems to admit defeat. They look at her for a moment, then one reaches out to switch off the heart monitor.

PARAMEDIC

Time of death, 1:26 a.m.

 

EXT. THE PIT.

Finally, Rachel stirs as if coming round. She sits up, having no visible means of support, seeming to float in midair. She still seems to be drifting downwards slowly, and as we watch her sit up, many tiny pinpricks of white light start to punch through the blackness around her. She looks around, not knowing what is going on. The points of light are multiplying rapidly, and a larger, more prominent white light begins to shine down on her from above. She looks up, awe and wonder in her eyes. Little balls of white light, almost like snow, begin to drift down towards her. She smiles, and tries to reach out to touch one. As she does so, things take a turn for the worse. The light around her suddenly fades away again, and the points of white light start to become a deep blood red colour. Rachel looks around her, not knowing what is going on, until suddenly she falls. As though whatever invisible platform was beneath her was suddenly taken away, Rachel begins to plummet downwards at a terrific speed, the light around her becoming more exclusively red as she falls. She begins to scream, and we watch as she falls towards what appears to be the bottom of the Pit, a large, gaping hole surrounded by fire. The other side to it cannot be seen through the flames, but she is powerless to stop herself falling straight through it. The flames part for a second to allow her through before closing up after her, like she is being swallowed.

EXT. HELL CITY - DEAD ZONE.

We see what looks like a pig farm, minus the pigs, in what is now recognisably a part of Hell - the red sky, mountains in the background, architecture and people. Here, filling the crudely-made pig pens are hordes of people of all shapes, colours and sizes, shuffling around and waiting for whatever fate is in store for them. Rachel's scream can be heard before she plummets down onto the top of a large slide, designed to break her fall, and she comes to a stop at its base nearly a hundred feet after she joined it. Gulping in deep breaths of air, she is manhandled to her feet by two burly men. She looks up.

RACHEL'S P.O.V. - THE TWO MEN

Classic horned demons. One wears a tattered nametag that says: "Hi! I'm Rathamos." Rachel screams.

RATHAMOS

Oh, don't scream, please!

Anything but another screamer..

 

 

DEMON GUARD #2

Come on, let's put her with the

others.

 

They drag the still screaming Rachel over to one of the pens, pull open the gate and shove her inside. The guards then close the gate and walk back over to wait by the slide once more. A short, fat demon with a muddy clipboard stalks over to Rachel's holding pen, takes a pen that appears to have been carved from bone, and licks it once before speaking.

SHORT DEMON

Good evening. In case none

of you have been able to work

it out yet, you're all dead. And

specifically, you are in Hell.

Now, I hear all sorts of reasons

as to why so and so shouldn't be

here, or why this person thought

they led a life without sin - save it.

My job is to register you all, and

your job is to shut up and not

make this any more difficult.

 

Standing immediately around Rachel are: a businessman with a knife wound over his heart, a fat man with obviously fatal high blood pressure, a thin student with the sunken eyes of a drug abuser, and a traffic warden with a prominent gunshot wound to his head. The businessman speaks up first.

BUSINESSMAN

Look, I'm sure there's been some

sort of mistake..

 

 

SHORT DEMON

Yes, I hear that one a lot too.

 

 

BUSINESSMAN

Why have I been sent to Hell? I

was killed by my wife!

 

 

SHORT DEMON

Let's see...

(consults his clipboard)

Tates, William B. You were in the

middle of having an affair when

your wife killed you. She's

pencilled in for later this month.

 

 

BUSINESSMAN

Well, at least that's something..

 

 

FAT MAN

Why me then?

 

 

SHORT DEMON

Gluttony is still a sin in my

book, I'm afraid.

 

 

STUDENT

(tetchily)

So are drugs illegal down

here as well then?

 

 

SHORT DEMON

No, but dying from them and

expecting to go to Heaven is.

 

 

TRAFFIC WARDEN

Alright then, what about me?

 

 

SHORT DEMON

What about you?

 

 

TRAFFIC WARDEN

I was killed in the line of

duty!

 

 

SHORT DEMON

People like you have sent more

souls on their way to end up

here than anyone else! We held

a committee meeting and decided

you'd be happier here, given the

chance.

 

 

TRAFFIC WARDEN

I wasn't given a chance!

 

 

SHORT DEMON

Well no, when I say "given

the chance," that means if

we decided to give it to you.

Which we don't.

 

Rachel stands silently, trying to let all of this sink in. The Short Demon stands in front of her and finds the relevant page on his clipboard.

SHORT DEMON

Aah, Rachel. You're a special

case. You'll be told more later.

 

 

RACHEL

I'll be... what?

 

 

SHORT DEMON

(claps his hands)

Right! Let's get moving then!

We've got plenty more people

like you coming our way today!

 

More demon guards appear and herd Rachel and the others out of the pens like they were animals. Which, to these demons, they are. Rachel is looking around desperately, trying to find a way out. No luck. Their section of Hell is barricaded by solid walls and barriers of fire, and patrolled by demon guards with large, nasty looking dog-like animals. The new arrivals are led into a large building, and once inside the doors are pulled shut behind them.

EXT. HELL CITY - ANOTHER STREET.

Chris is walking along with the Stranger. He sees various sights of Hell as he passes along a row of shops, hotels, bars and entertainment centres - imps running round people's feet, banks of TV screens in shop windows displaying scenes of fire and damnation, demons of all shapes and sizes wandering around. A fly buzzes round his head, and Chris swats at it to make it go. They pass a man dressed in typical angel garb - white cape and sandals, but his wings are frayed and tattered. A hand-written cardboard sign next to him reads "Fallen Angel - Please Give Generously." Chris tosses some change out of his pocket at the angel as the Stranger walks on.

STRANGER

Keep up, Chris, we've got

a whole underworld to see

here.

 

 

CHRIS

So far, I must say, I'm

not too impressed.

 

 

STRANGER

They never are at first. Give

it a day and then we'll see.

Now, I want you to come in

here.

 

The Stranger has paused outside what looks like another cheap bar - large, grotty neon sign out front, rowdiness coming from within, and a constant stream of human and demon customers walking in and out. Chris looks up to the outer face of the building, where he can read the neon sign: THE KING'S INN.

CHRIS
"The King's Inn"? Not

exactly the sort of name

I'd expect a bar in Hell

to have.

 

 

STRANGER

Trust me, you're gonna

love it in here.

 

The Stranger heads inside, Chris follows. What they do not notice are the two Men from the office party, Lucas's accomplices, standing on the other side of the road, watching them intently.

FIRST MAN

He is here. And the one

they call the Stranger is

with him.

 

 

SECOND MAN

We must stop him.

 

The two Men cross the street and enter the bar.

 

INT. RACHEL'S PARENT'S HOUSE - LIVING ROOM. DAY.

Rachel's parents are fairly well-to-do people, and have a nicely furnished house. They are both seated and watching the TV when the phone rings. Rachel's mother goes to answer it.

RACHEL'S MOTHER

Hello? Yes, this is she.

What? She's... oh...

 

A shocked hand covers her mouth as Rachel's mother reacts to being told her daughter is dead. Her father looks over from the sofa to see what is wrong, heading over and taking the phone away from Rachel's mother as it drops from her unresponsive fingers.

RACHEL'S FATHER
Who is this? Officer who?

I see... Oh, my god... Yes,

yes, we'll come right away.

 

He hangs the phone up. Rachel's mother, growing gradually more emotional, leans against the wall and slides down into a squatting position on the floor. Her father, tears in her eyes, kneels next to her and throws his arms around her. Rachel's mother buries her head in his arms and sobs uncontrollably. The camera pans across from the, into the blackness of the wall, where we:

DISSOLVE TO:

INT. LUCAS'S HOUSE - BATHROOM. DAY

Lucas is relaxing in a bath filled to the brim with luxurious bubbles. His bathroom is a lavish as the rest of his house. A television set faces the bath, and Lucas has the remote for that in one hand and the phone in the other.

LUCAS

No, of course I didn't mean

to. I hadn't had all my fun

with her.

(listens to an angry response)

Tough shit. I think it's time I

disappeared for a while

again, don't you? The girl and

her man were the only

people who knew she was here

with me. And I don't think we

need to worry about her for a

while. I'll sort the boy out next.

(another response - takes Lucas by surprise)

Sorry? He's where?

 

INT. HELL CITY - KING'S INN.

Chris is in another bar, but this time looks a lot happier. Loud, Sixties rock and roll music blares out from the sound system, and the walls are plastered with Rock Cafe style memorabilia, all noticeably from dead musicians, notably those with more hell-raising lifestyles. As Chris and the Stranger takes their seats at the bar, Chris sees why this place is called the "King's Inn" - the staff are all Elvis impersonators. Fat ones, tall ones, skinny ones, Chinese ones, black ones - all dressed to resemble Elvis at various stages in his career. None of them look like him in any other respect than the clothes. A fat Elvis, barman's towel over one shoulder, stands before them to take their drinks. He talks with a bad take on Elvis's trademark Deep South drawl.

 

BARMAN ELVIS

May I take your order, sir?

 

 

STRANGER

Two Amazing Graces.

 

 

BARMAN ELVIS

Thank you very much.

 

He heads off to get the drinks. Chris takes a sweeping look around - taking in the Elvis bar staff, rock and roll decorations and human/demon clientele. He turns back to the bar, shaking his head in disbelief but grinning widely. He looks over to the Stranger, who is grinning back.

STRANGER

See? What did I tell you!

Things aren't so bad down

here. No-one cares what you

did up there. They only care

that you're down here and you

want to be here.

 

 

CHRIS

What about all the really bad

people? Somehow, I think I've

got more chance of bumping

into Jeffrey Dahmer in here

than upstairs walking round

Tesco's.

 

 

STRANGER

Each to his own. You can't

be killed round here, and

even though you can get into

fights, no-one stays hurt.

 

 

CHRIS
And no-one gets sick, and

no-one ever dies... you're

making this sound like "Cocoon"

meets a Black Sabbath tour.

 

 

STRANGER
Closer to the truth than you'd

think.

 

Barman Elvis brings back their drinks. They are two small shot glasses, filled with a swirling red liquid, each topped with a small, wispy ghost that begins to sing "Amazing Grace," harmonising with one another. Chris looks from his drink to the Stranger in disbelief.

STRANGER

Drink it before he gets to

the chorus. Trust me.

 

The Stranger downs his drink and gulps appreciatively. Chris cautiously lifts his glass to his lips, then closes his eyes and knocks it back, bracing himself for some kind of hellish aftertaste. After a long beat, he opens one eye, then the other, checks he's still in one piece. Then he slams the glass back down onto the counter.

CHRIS

That was, without a doubt,

the finest fucking drink I

have ever tasted...

 

 

STRANGER

Told you. Fancy a round

of pool?

 

 

CHRIS

(face lights up - he loves pool)

Lead on.

 

The Stranger walks over to one of a row of three pool tables in one corner. The cues on offer range from jet black, spiked, blood red or otherwise Hellish down to standard, real world cues. Chris takes one of these, and the Stranger takes one of the jet black ones.

CHRIS

Where's the chalk?

 

 

STRANGER

Right there on the edge.

 

Chris looks down, and sees a small, cube shaped imp, coloured blue, with large domed divots in all his sides. The Stranger holds the tip of his cue down next to the chalk imp, who hops onto the end of it, rubs himself round in a circle a few times, then hops off. The Stranger blows the excess dust away and starts to arrange the balls. Chris, a little uncertain, does the same, fascinated as the chalk imp rubs himself on the end of his cue.

STRANGER

(off Chris's amazement)

Yeah, we do things a

little differently down here.

But some things are still

the same.

 

He lines up and takes his shot, blasting the cue ball into the assembled balls with such force that one shatters and two fly off the table.

STRANGER

Well, maybe pool games

don't last as long.

 

Chris grins again and lines up a shot. A fly buzzes past him. As he hits the cue ball, we go to a:

C U - CUE BALL - REVERSE ANGLE

Rolling back with the cue ball, looking straight at it as it heads for the other balls, we see it hit another ball. We then follow that new ball down into the blackness of the pocket.

CUT TO:

INT. MORTUARY - INSIDE DRAWER. DAY.

The darkness is broken as a door opens in the middle of our view - we are looking out from inside one of the trays that hold the bodies. A mortuary attendant outside the tray pulls us out into the open.

INT. MORTUARY. DAY.

We see the attendant pull the tray all the way out. Rachel's parents are here, accompanied by two police officers and another detective. The parents cling to one another as the attendant prepares to pull back the sheet covering the body.

ATTENDANT

Take a deep breath. This is

never easy.

 

 

RACHEL'S FATHER
Yes. Thank you.

 

 

ATTENDANT

(pulls the sheet back a foot)

Is this your daughter?

 

It is Rachel. She is a little bruised, but otherwise just looks at peace - her skin is deathly pale, her eyes closed. Rachel's mother convulses and sobs into her husband's arms again; Rachel's father tries to remain strong, and just nods a few times before averting his eyes too. The attendant gently and respectfully pulls the sheet back over Rachel's body and then slides the drawer back into its place.

DETECTIVE

We understand how difficult

all this must be for you. Believe

me, we see this every day. But

we do need as much help as you

can give us to help find who

did this to your daughter.

 

 

RACHEL'S FATHER
What do you already know?

 

 

W.P.C

(flips open her notebook)

On the night of her death, Rachel

was last seen leaving an office

party in the city centre with a

man, who we believe to be her

boyfriend, Christopher.

 

 

RACHEL'S FATHER

Yes, they went there together.

They were both leaving the

company soon.

 

 

W.P.C

(continues reading)

Eyewitness reports from other

people at the party have told

us that the two had an argument

shortly before they left, though

what about we don't know.

 

 

DETECTIVE

At the moment, we need to find

Christopher and see what he's up

to. His whereabouts are currently

unknown, so we need any help

you can give us to help us track

him down.

 

 

RACHEL'S MOTHER

(emotional - through tears)

Do you think... do you think

Chris did this?

 

 

DETECTIVE

We just need to talk to him.

 

The police officers and detective retire to a far corner of the room, leaving Rachel's father to comfort his wife. They talk quietly so as not to be overheard.

P.C.

What do you reckon, guv?

 

 

DETECTIVE
Sounds like classic lover's tiff

material to me. They fight, he

gets angry, she takes a lesson

in being a stuntwoman.

 

 

W.P.C.

Neighbours at the crime scene

say they heard shouting coming

from her apartment.

 

 

DETECTIVE

Anyone else seen with her?

 

 

P.C.

No-one specific. Bear in mind

we're not 100% sure she didn't

leave with anyone else...

 

 

DETECTIVE

At the moment, we need to find

the boyfriend. He's our main

suspect.

(looks over his shoulder to the parents)

See what they can tell us.

 

The police officers leave as the detective watches the grieving parents a while longer.

DETECTIVE

I wonder what our man Chris is

up to right now...

 

CUT TO:
INT. HELL CITY - KING'S INN - POOL AREA.

As before, except Chris and the Stranger's pool game has attracted a large crowd of cheering revellers. The humans are cheering for Chris, while the demons egg on the Stranger. Each player has one ball left before the black - the table is littered with the fragments of shattered balls. Chris is smoking a cigarette to aid his concentration as he lines up for another shot. Money is slapped back and forth between hands as furious betting on the winner takes place. "Long Tall Sally" starts over the jukebox to appreciative off camera roars. Chris lines up his shot...

C U - CUE BALL

Looking at it from along Chris's cue, we see the tip of the cue pull forward and back twice as Chris lines the shot up. Then - whack! He hits it. we travel with the ball as it streaks towards the one spot ball left for Chris, hitting it and sending it slamming into the far pocket. The cue ball rolls back but leaves the Stranger a tough shot.

BACK ON SCENE

The crowd claps its appreciation. Chris stands back and folds his arms, looking confident.

CHRIS

(motions to the Stranger)

Take your shot. Go ahead.

I want to make this a good

finale for our viewers here.

The Stranger crouches low next to the table, his eyes scanning for the right angle. He finds it. Standing, aiming and shooting in one fluid motion, his stripe ball hits the corner pocket and disintegrates before the crowd have chance to even react. A cheer goes round the group. Chris throws his head back and laughs, clearly having a great time. The Stranger chalks up his cue, watching Chris carefully with a glint in his eye. He knows he's winning the young man over. We then sweep over his shoulder, past the pool tables and over to a table against one wall. The two Men are there.

FIRST MAN

He is enjoying himself.

 

 

SECOND MAN

This may not be so hard.

 

 

FIRST MAN

If he stays, we are safe.

 

 

SECOND MAN

We must make sure he wants

to stay, then.

 

We pull back over to the pool table. Chris is lining up his shot on the black 8-ball. Before he can shoot, a large, hairy, clawed hand slams down onto the edge of the table. The crowd falls silent. Chris, still crouched in the shooting position, follows the arm back up to its owner.

CHRIS'S P.O.V. - ARM

We follow the arm, similarly hairy, up to the body and head of its owner, a tall, muscular, furry demon, his mouth a classic fang-filled devil's face. He glares at Chris.

FURRY DEMON

I've got fifty quid riding

on you making this shot,

human! Don't screw up!

 

The demon picks his hand up. Deadpan, Chris looks across to the Stranger.

CHRIS

Competitive lot, aren't they?

 

 

STRANGER

Don't miss, then!

 

Chris returns to his aim. The crowd falls silent, as does the music and the background bar noise. Chris's face is a mask of concentration. He readies the shot, then takes it.

C U - CUE BALL

Now looking a little worse for the wear after the battering it has taken this match. It's a slow shot, and with agonisingly low speed we follow from a little above and behind the ball as it gently connects with the black, which we then follow as it rolls steadily towards the pocket. It hovers on the edge for a beat... the crowd audibly holds it breath... then it plops out of sight.

ON SCENE
A cheer goes up. Sounds of money being ripped up. The furry demon chuckles to himself as he collects notes off other watchers. The Stranger shakes Chris's hand.

STRANGER

Nice game, Chris.

 

 

CHRIS
Thanks. You too.

 

 

STRANGER

Come on, the night is young.

We've got lots more to see

yet.

 

They both leave. The two Men swivel their heads to watch them leave, then silently get up and follow.

INT. LUCAS'S HOUSE - SHRINE. NIGHT.

Lucas kneels before an ornately carved and heavily decorated shrine. The statue before him is of an obviously hellish god - many arms, monstrous face, huge wings, etc. Around it are the traces of previous offerings, blood stains and incense sticks. Lucas hastily prepares the shrine and then murmurs a few prayers as he leans back and closes his eyes.

LUCAS
I request an audience. An

audience with my master.

 

The room shakes a little around him, and while Lucas and the shrine stay as they were, the walls and room around him dissolve, melting away to reveal a fiery pit all around him. Lucas keeps his eyes closed throughout. The incense sticks burn more fiercely, almost like flares, and a guttural, booming voice comes in.

 

VOICE

What do you ask of me,

my servant?

 

 

LUCAS

I need to be moved again.

I have done all I can do

here. There will be police

looking for me soon.

 

 

VOICE
Why did you kill the girl?

Now I will not know of her.

 

 

LUCAS

There will be other girls. If

you grant my request.

 

 

VOICE

Very well. You will be

contacted and instructed as

is our custom. Go now.

 

 

LUCAS
Thank you, my lord.

 

C U - LUCAS'S FACE

His eyes flick open.

ON SCENE

As before. The fiery pit is gone, the room is normal. Lucas quickly blows out the incense, gets up and hurries upstairs. There is work to be done.

INT. HELL CITY - DEAD ZONE - WAITING ROOM.

Rachel sits on a long bench, flanked either side by other dead people waiting their turn to enter the system. She appears to be sat in an ordinary office, although one where the decorator was listening to a few too many Cannibal Corpse albums - the furniture is tattered and falling apart, the pictures on the wall show the aftermath of earthquakes, plane crashes and landslides, and the magazines have titles like: HELL TODAY, DEATH, SINNERS WEEKLY and THE FOUR HORSEMEN - FACT AND FICTION. Rachel, still confused as ever, looks up and down the row. She is in a long waiting room, and the bench to her right side stretches off round a corner, out of her sight. It is full. To her left, she is about five places from the front. At the head of the room is a desk, behind which sits the SECRETARY, a bored looking woman dressed in severe Fifties-style office garb. The desktop is covered with files, folders, photos and other paperwork, which is added to and removed by small, flying imps bringing new files in and taking old files away. A depressed looking MAN sits before the desk, his eyes at the floor as the Secretary reads from his file. A window behind her, through covered by a blind, shows glimpses of the Hell City landscape outside. A row of doors, marked 1-10, line up opposite the bench.

SECRETARY

So then, Mr. Green, as you

can see, not everyone was

so appreciative of your changes

to the company network.

 

 

MAN

I didn't know the stocks would

fall! I didn't know the M.D. would

commit suicide!

 

 

SECRETARY

Maybe, but the bomb he used

has left me a long backlog of

cases to get through. Most of

them are a little way on down

the line.

 

The Man puts his head back in his hands. The Secretary writes a few notes on his file, then passes it back to him.

SECRETARY

Door number seven.

(points)

Have a nice afterlife.

Next!!

 

The Man sniffs dejectedly, gets up and walks to the door. It opens as he approaches, but as he goes to step through he finds there is nothing on the other side. He plummets off screen with a quick yelp, before the door slams shut behind him. All we got a glimpse of outside the door was a room full of fire. The bench shuffles along a little. Rachel is looking around now, getting more frantic as she gets closer to the head of the queue. As the next in line, a richly dressed woman holding onto the blackened skeleton of a small dog steps up, a shadow falls over Rachel. She looks up, as do those around her.

RACHEL'S P.O.V. - DEMON

It is another demon guard, this one with a badge saying "I'm Jazagel. Feel Free To Ask." He looks at Rachel, then at his clipboard, then up at her again as though confirming something.

JAZAGEL

Rachel Weiland?

 

 

RACHEL

Er, yes?

 

 

JAZAGEL

Whew! Good job I caught up

with you before you got

stuck in the system here. It

could have been millennia

before we found you again!

 

 

RACHEL

(confused again)

Why? What's going on?

 

 

JAZAGEL

You're not for this lot. Come

with me.

 

She stands and follows him as he walks out, past the bench, and up to an unmarked part of the wall. He opens a secret panel, exposing a small numeric pad with runes instead of numbers, and then types in a code. As a hidden door beeps, hisses and slides open, revealing a tunnel on the other side, Jazagel turns back to Rachel with a wry grin.

JAZAGEL

Mother's birthday. Only code

I could ever remember!

 

He heads into the corridor. She hops in, turning to watch the door close after her. It seals with another hiss.

INT. HELL CITY - STRIP & SIN.

Chris and the Stranger are sat inside a packed strip club. We are looking across the far edge of the stage at them, and the legs of the dancing act can be seen parading back and forth in front of them from time to time. Chris wears a shocked expression on his face throughout this scene. Robert Palmer's "Addicted To Love" blasts out during the scene. The Stranger, like all the other cheering patrons in the club, is knocking back a beer labelled "Bloodweiser" and whooping every time the stripper walks up and down. He leans over and shouts into Chris's ear, neither of them taking their eyes off the stage.

STRANGER

So what do you think?

 

 

CHRIS

(gulp)

 

 

STRANGER

She's pretty hot, huh?

 

 

CHRIS

(mouth hanging open)

Mm...

 

 

STRANGER

Hey... "hot" in Hell! I made

a funny!

 

From off screen, a white feather boa suddenly lands on Chris's shoulder. He stares dumbfounded at it, follows it back up to its owner, and smiles as the boa is slowly dragged back away from him.

CHRIS

I think I need a cold shower...

 

 

STRANGER

How cold?

 

 

CHRIS

Liquid oxygen should do

the trick!

 

A bra with three cups flies off the stage and lands on Chris's head. The crowd roars its approval as Chris bursts out with laughter again. The Stranger shakes his head and chuckles, taking another swig of his beer. He likes the guy, thinks he'll be a good addition to the numbers. The stripper leaves the stage as the crowd gives her a standing ovation. The Stranger taps Chris on the arm and motions for the two of them to leave. They get up and walk out. Chris wolf whistles over his shoulder as they walk out, and notices a fly on his shoulder which he brushes away.

EXT. HELL CITY - RED LIGHT DISTRICT.

The two stagger out onto the main street. the busy red light district is filled with the usual mixed residence of Hell City, plus prostitutes of all descriptions enticing customers into their bars, strip clubs and brothels. Chris and the Stranger seem to be a little worse for the wear now, but the Stranger has one last surprise in store. He motions for Chris to follow him down a little side street off the noisy main road.

EXT. HELL CITY - OUTSIDE BAR CHORD.

They walk down the alley for a few moments before emerging into a small square. Facing them is a small building with one door, simply named "The Bar Chord." Soft music is emanating from within.

CHRIS

I tell you, the puns aren't

getting any better in here...

 

 

STRANGER

Stop complaining and listen.

(throws a brotherly arm round Chris)

This is the greatest karaoke

club in the universe. I know

about your dreams of making

it as a rock star. Here you can

make them come true.

 

 

CHRIS

(a cynical look at the Stranger)

Do you work here or

something?

 

 

STRANGER

I wish I did. Come on in.

 

He walks inside, pushing the front door open. We get a blast of music as the door opens and closes. Chris stands for a moment, shakes his head to clear it, then takes a deep breath and follows the Stranger in.

STAY ON the square as the two Men appear at the far end of the alley and watch Chris go in. They exchange a glance.

FIRST MAN

He should cause no more

trouble tonight.

 

 

SECOND MAN

The other one will keep

him busy until the morning.

 

 

FIRST MAN

Let us tell the master.

 

They leave. The camera sweeps back over to the door and flies at it, pushing it open and taking us inside.

INT. HELL CITY - BAR CHORD.

Chris walks down a rickety set of steps into a low ceilinged, Cavern Club style establishment. Stonework for the walls, old fashioned wooden tables and chairs, low lighting, a neon-lit bar in one wall, and at the far end of the club, a stage with a cheesy glittery curtain at its rear. A single microphone is on stage, illuminated by a spotlight mounted in the ceiling. A video screen is mounted up in one corner, ready to show the audience the words so they can join in. The place is pretty full, but a lot quieter than everywhere else. A soft haze of smoke from both cigarettes and smouldering demons fills the air. Chris joins the Stranger at the bar.

STRANGER

Two Porphyrians, please.

 

The bartender, an octopus-like demon, nods and uses four of his arms at once to mix the drink in seconds. He places the two glasses down. Chris peers at his - it looks suspiciously like a shot glass full of blood.

CHRIS

I don't think I want to

know what this is, do I?

 

 

STRANGER

Nope.

 

In unison, they tap their glasses on the bar and knock them back. Chris looks surprised at the taste.

CHRIS

Sweet. Like honey.

 

 

STRANGER

Now I know what Vlad was

always carping on about!

 

 

CHRIS

Looks like the show is

starting.

 

The house lights dim and there is a ripple of applause from the crowd. Chris and the Stranger prop themselves against the bar to get a better look. From behind the curtain steps a beautiful WOMAN, slim and slinky, with long raven black hair down past her waist and elaborate Egyptian-princess style makeup. She is wearing a black dress that glitters with sequins as she shuffles up to the mic.

CHRIS

I didn't know Morticia

Addams had a sister...

 

 

STRANGER

That's Booth. Best singer

in this world or the other.

 

 

CHRIS

Is she a demon too?

 

 

STRANGER

Someone who sold her soul

instead. She was dying of

throat cancer. I offered her the

choice of singing with us. She

accepted my offer.

 

 

CHRIS

Ssh! She's starting...

 

The soft backing of "Ordinary World" by Duran Duran fades up to the crowd's applause. She starts to sashay from side to side in time with the music, her eyes looking down as she gets into the rhythm. Chris is captivated. Booth begins to sing, a slightly husky but wonderfully soulful rendition of the song. In true cheesy karaoke style, the words roll by on the screen behind her. As she continues, the Stranger whispers into Chris's ear.

STRANGER

I got to make a quick

phone call. Stay here, okay?

 

 

CHRIS

I wasn't planning on moving

while she's there!

 

The Stranger slips away. We STAY ON him as he walks round one side of the bar, going to a payphone just behind a wall. The stage can be seen, out of focus, over his shoulder. He dials a number without paying, but it connects anyway.

INTERCUT:

INT. PHONE.

Close up shot of the end of a phone receiver, and the lips of another demon speaking.

DEMON ON PHONE

Yes? Progress?

 

 

STRANGER

He likes it so far. I'm

gonna tuck him in for the

night soon.

 

 

DEMON ON PHONE

Will he sign?

 

 

STRANGER

Fifty - fifty at the moment,

but a good chance when the

three days are up.

 

 

DEMON ON PHONE

And what do you think?

 

 

STRANGER

I like him. He's a decent

enough kid. He just needs

the right motivation. He

wouldn't be happy up there.

 

 

DEMON ON PHONE

We have news for you. It

concerns him and his lover.

 

 

STRANGER

Go ahead.

(we STAY ON the Stranger and don't hear the other side of the call)

What? She is? Where?

Should I tell him? Agreed.

 

The Stranger hangs up and walks back round to Chris, who is cheering and clapping wildly as Booth takes a bow, having finished her song. She speaks into the mike.

BOOTH

It's open mic for you out

there next, so see Eddie if

you want to show off too.

 

Booth slinks off the stage Morticia Addams style. Chris wanders over to the other side of the stage where EDDIE, the karaoke demon sits. Eddie is a cat-like demon with an eyepatch and numerous scars and scratches. He is counting out a wad of money as Chris approaches.

CHRIS

I'd like to sing.

 

 

EDDIE

They all do, mate! Name your

tune. We can do anything you

like down here. Hip hop, rock,

modern jazz, industrial goth music,

you name it.

 

 

CHRIS

Depeche Mode. "Enjoy The

Silence."

 

 

EDDIE

Got it. You're on in..

(checks his watch)

twenty minutes. That okay?

 

 

CHRIS

Perfect.

 

 

EDDIE

I'll call you up. What's

the name?

 

 

CHRIS

(thinks)

The Mighty Wah.

 

 

EDDIE

(grins)

Your obscure 80s pop

references are not lost

down here. my friend.

 

Chris grins back and walks back over to the bar.

STRANGER

Well?

 

 

CHRIS

I'm on in twenty minutes.

 

 

STRANGER
Want to call it a night

after that?

 

 

CHRIS

Yeah.

 

Chris turns to look back over to the bar as Booth wanders up and calls the bartender over.

BOOTH

Jesus Lizard on the rocks,

Diamonique.

 

The bartender starts preparing her drink. Booth looks over and sees Chris and the Stranger smiling at her. She grins back and holds out her hand. Her speaking voice is as husky and alluring as her singing.

BOOTH

Hello there. You must be

that Wah guy up next.

 

 

CHRIS

Er, yeah. My real name's

Chris.

 

 

STRANGER

My friend here likes to show

off his encyclopaedic

knowledge of music. No

matter how geeky he looks.

 

 

BOOTH

Well, you've got a good

crowd in here tonight.

 

 

CHRIS

Yeah, it seems a lot more

disciplined than the other

places we've been.

 

 

BOOTH

You should see the place when

Eddie does his take on "Welcome

To The Jungle." It ain't no

paradise city down here then.

 

Booth takes a sip from her drink, a yellow-green cocktail, modestly garnished.

BOOTH

New in town?

 

 

CHRIS

Yep. How did you know?

 

 

BOOTH

You were with him.

(motions to the Stranger)

He always brings his new

applicants in here to close

the night.

 

 

STRANGER

Everyone should hear you

sing at least once, Bouffster.

 

 

BOOTH

(smiles)

Thanks. I gotta go change.

See you both around.

 

Taking her drink, she shuffles away. Chris lets out the deep breath he's been holding as the Stranger pats him on the back.

STRANGER

See that? She likes you.

 

 

CHRIS

Not many women do. Trust

me to find a nice girl in Hell!

 

STRANGER

About time you found a

nice girl.

 

 

CHRIS

Maybe...

 

He stares down at the bar. Thinking about Rachel brings back painful memories - he doesn't know that she's dead but he's still got that last image of her with Lucas rattling round . The Stranger nudges Chris in the arm in a comradely way.

STRANGER

You don't have time to

get down about it. You

can start again down here.

 

 

CHRIS

We'll see.

 

INT. LUCAS'S HOUSE - HALLWAY. NIGHT.

There is a continuous and loud knocking at Lucas's front door. He walks across the hall to answer it.

LUCAS

What? What?

 

He opens the door. The two Men are there. They exchange a look before speaking.

FIRST MAN

You are discovered.

 

 

LUCAS
What do you mean?

 

 

SECOND MAN

The one he is with knows.

 

 

LUCAS

Knows what, exactly?

 

 

SECOND MAN

About you, and about the

death of the girl.

 

 

LUCAS

And?

 

 

FIRST MAN

The one called Chris may

do something about it.

 

 

SECOND MAN

Revenge.

 

 

FIRST MAN

A vendetta.

 

 

SECOND MAN

Payback.

 

 

LUCAS

(holds up a hand to silence them)

I get the idea. What is he

planning to do?

 

 

FIRST MAN

We do not yet know.

 

 

SECOND MAN

We will find out.

 

 

FIRST MAN

Be ready.

 

 

LUCAS

Just tell me when.

 

The two Men wander off. Lucas shuts the door and rubs his face with his hands.

LUCAS

So come back and take

another shot, Chris. Won't

change the fact that you'll lose.

 

Lucas walks back into the living room.

INT. HELL CITY - BAR CHORD.

Chris takes the mic to a round of applause.

CHRIS
Thanks. I'm going to do a

song by a great British band

for you all.

 

 

VOICE FROM THE CROWD
Ace of Spades!

 

Laughter. Chris smiles too.

CHRIS
Not quite.

 

The opening melody of "Enjoy The Silence" plays. Several crowd members cheer as they recognise it. Chris sings the first few lines. As he continues, we pull back from the stage and over to the bar, where the Stranger stands next to Booth, now dressed in more casual clothes.

STRANGER

Well?

 

 

BOOTH

Not bad. He's picked a

good song to do. The crowd

always likes slow numbers

at this time of night.

 

 

STRANGER

We're heading off after this.

What are you up to in the

morning?

 

 

BOOTH

Work.

 

 

STRANGER

The clothes shop still?

 

 

BOOTH

Pays the bills. Drop by at

some point.

 

 

STRANGER

(grins)

Both of us or just him?

 

 

BOOTH

(grins back)

You always could read me

like an open book.

 

 

STRANGER

Yeah, with big letters.

 

Booth turns back to watch Chris. The camera moves closer to her, pulling right forward into the blackness of her hair.

DISSOLVE TO:

INT. HELL CITY - LOST SOULS ADMIN BUREAU.

Pull back from the blackness, which is revealed to be a pot of ink on a desk. Pull back further to see the whole scene. Rachel is sat in front of the desk, which is manned by Jazagel from before. All around them stretch similar desks attending to people. Imps fly back and forth overhead carrying messages around. Windows mounted in the high walls filter in red light into the room. The high ceiling cannot be seen, but imps keep flying downwards from it as though there is an exit hole up there. Rachel watches Jazagel as he leafs through her file, and takes out a small pair of pince-nez. She tries to look away as he unsuccessfully tries to balance them on the end of his snout a few times.

JAZAGEL

Now then, Miss Weiland. You

are a special case.

 

 

RACHEL

(snaps)

So I keep getting told!

 

 

JAZAGEL

There really is no need to get

tetchy, you know.

 

 

RACHEL

Yeah, well, maybe I'm not

adjusting too well to the whole

being dead thing. And in Hell!

 

 

JAZAGEL

(calmly; sees this every day)

It's no different for anyone else

down here, Rachel. I just need

to explain a few things to you.

 

 

RACHEL

Hurry it up. I'm sure there's a

pit of boiling acid with my name

on it somewhere down here.

 

 

JAZAGEL

The punishment is always equal

to the crime, Miss Weiland. You

won't see Hitler walking round

like a free man in this city.

 

 

RACHEL

Just get to the point.

 

 

JAZAGEL

People who die in normal

circumstances, be they natural

causes, accidents or murders,

end up here. Their sins are

recorded and an appropriate

punishment is given out.

 

 

RACHEL

So what about me?

 

 

JAZAGEL

You're different.

 

 

RACHEL

Different how? I was thrown

down two flights of stairs. I

think that qualifies as "murder."

 

 

JAZAGEL

Not exactly.

 

 

RACHEL

Why?

 

 

JAZAGEL

You were killed by a demon.

 

 

RACHEL

I was... eh?

 

 

JAZAGEL

(peers through his glasses at her file)

At 12:54 a.m. on the morning of

June 30th, 2001, you were killed

by a demon, name currently not

known.

 

 

RACHEL

But... his name is... it was Lucas!

 

 

JAZAGEL

That's only his human name, and

not the only one he's used. We

have to know his proper name.

 

 

RACHEL

If his name isn't known, how can

you be sure he was a demon?

 

 

JAZAGEL

We can tell that without

knowing his name. Plus, you

had recently had sexual relations

with him...

 

 

RACHEL

(hands over her mouth)

Oh God...

 

 

JAZAGEL

And that's always a good pointer.

 

 

RACHEL

So what does this mean?

 

 

JAZAGEL

Well, contrary to popular belief,

there aren't actually a huge

amount of demons running loose

up there. Could do something

nasty, you know.

 

 

RACHEL

(sarcastic)

Nasty, like what? Kill me?

 

 

JAZAGEL

Ragnarok. Apocalypse. End of Days.

Armageddon.

 

 

RACHEL

Yeah, I saw all those films.

 

 

JAZAGEL

Too many demonic or heavenly

entities out of place upsets the

natural balance of things, you see.

 

 

RACHEL

So why does me dying at the

hands of a demon make me so

different?

 

 

JAZAGEL

It's not classed as a natural

death. Murder ordinarily, yes.

But demons aren't supposed

to be running riot up there. So

I'm afraid you're part of a small

group of victims whose deaths

can't be easily classified.

 

 

RACHEL

So what, I'm stuck in a fucking

legal loophole? In Hell? That's

crazy?

 

 

JAZAGEL

Those are the rules.

 

Rachel, her mouth hanging open, tries to think of what to say. She can't. She slumps back in her chair, defeated by a system she never thought she'd encounter.

RACHEL

So what happens now?

 

 

JAZAGEL

(consults the file again)

Well, until the demon in

question is returned to us,

I'm afraid you have to stay

with us. There's nothing we

can do.

 

 

RACHEL

I suppose asking to see the

manager is a bit too much...

 

 

JAZAGEL

He is pretty busy. Look, stay

calm, I'll see what I can sort out.

 

He whistles. A small imp, out of breath, lands on the table. Jazagel scribbles out a note.

JAZAGEL

(to imp)

Take this to the Appeals

office. Right away.

 

Jazagel finishes the note and rolls it up. It's bigger than the imp itself. The imp looks at the letter, then throws a pleading look at Jazagel, before taking off with a resigned sigh and picking the letter up with its claws. Rachel watches the imp struggle to gain altitude as it heads for the ceiling.

RACHEL

What now?

 

 

JAZAGEL

Athmos here will show you

to the right section.

 

A tall demon stands by Rachel. She looks up at him, then throws her hands into the air in resignation. She gets up and is led away by Athmos. Jazagel calls over to the next applicant.

JAZAGEL

Next!

 

A stocky man in a military uniform sits down.

JAZAGEL

Aah, Mr. Milosevic. We meet

at last...

 

 

 

EXT. HELL CITY - HOTEL DISTRICT.

Chris, the Stranger and Booth are walking along. The streets are quieter now, and they are walking into what looks like a residential district, with lots of tall hotel buildings with signs reading: ROOMS, COFFINS, PITS TO RENT. The Stranger motions to one, and they all head inside.

INT. HELL CITY - LAVAFRONT HOTEL.

The hotel is furnished inside like a quaint English seaside Bed & Breakfast. A kindly looking old woman is behind the reception desk. The three approach her.

STRANGER

Room for one, name of Chris

Clark.

 

 

OLD WOMAN

Ahh, yes, room 257.

 

Passes Chris a key. He takes it, checks the number, and turns to Booth and the Stranger.

CHRIS

So I'll see you in the morning then?

 

 

STRANGER
Bright and early.

 

 

CHRIS

How does time work down

here?

 

 

STRANGER
What do you mean?

 

 

CHRIS

How much time is passing

back home?

 

 

STRANGER
As much as you want to.

Goodnight.

 

 

BOOTH

(leans forward for a hug but whispers into his ear)

Don't ask about breakfast.

 

Chris watches her go, confused. He turns back to the Old Woman.

CHRIS

I take it everything is ready?

 

 

OLD WOMAN

Oh, yes, the bed's lovely and

soft. I never get any complaints.

 

Chris turns to leave.

 

OLD WOMAN

Will you be wanting breakfast?

 

 

CHRIS

(stops dead)

Er, actually, no.

 

 

OLD WOMAN

Alright then.

 

She goes back to her work. Chris throws her a look as he heads up the stairs.

INT. HELL CITY - LAVAFRONT HOTEL - ROOM 257.

Chris enters the room. It is as quaint and nice as the reception area. Something about this doesn't seem right - why is it so nice in the middle of Hell? He shrugs, takes off his coat and sits down on the bed. Feeling his wallet in his pocket, he takes it out. He opens it up and his picture of him and Rachel together falls out.

C U - PHOTO

The two are crammed into a photo booth somewhere. Happier days. Chris holds the photo and smiles. We sweep over his shoulder and look out the window, where we look out over the "seafront" - waves of lava lap gently against a rocky shore of red-hot rocks just like a normal seaside. Even with the same gentle swirling noise.

MATCH CUT TO:
INT. HELL CITY - ADMIN - WAITING ROOM.

The same view, but as we pull back, we enter a different room, and over the shoulder of Rachel, who is stood looking out of the window. She is in a clean, sanitised waiting room, decorated in an attempt to make it more homely. A few other people are in there with her. She twirls a Styrofoam cup listlessly in one hand. A voice from behind her makes her turn.

VOICE

So what happened to you?

 

 

RACHEL

Hmm??

 

She turns to see a nervous looking man, with large bags under his eyes and a thick film of sweat covering his face. He smiles bravely at her.

NERVOUS MAN

They only send the special cases

in here, I was told. What was up

with you?

 

 

RACHEL

Killed by a demon.

 

A well-built black man, trying vainly to read an issue of "HELL TODAY" in one corner, sucks his breath in to show sympathy.

NERVOUS MAN

Ah, that's always a tough one.

 

 

RACHEL

And you?

 

 

NERVOUS MAN
Sacrificed.

 

 

RACHEL

(a little surprised)

Sacrificed?

 

 

NERVOUS MAN

I used to lead a cult. Just a

quiet one, weekends and bank

holidays. We mainly used it to

play cards and watch old videos

of "Charlie's Angels," but this

guy joined us, and, well, he was

a lot more serious about things.

 

 

RACHEL

In what way?

 

 

NERVOUS MAN

He took our occasional devil

worship and made it more, well,

official. Robes. Chanting. Incense.

The full monty.

 

 

RACHEL

So what happened?

 

 

NERVOUS MAN

In order to "transpire" to the

"next level," my soul was given

up to the gods.

 

 

RACHEL

Doesn't look like you had much

say in all that.

 

 

NERVOUS MAN

My own fault, I guess. I'm

something of a pacifist. So

anyway, I was drugged and

sacrificed, then I'm told it was

an actual demon who killed me.

Which is why I'm here.

 

 

BLACK MAN

I was mugged by one.

 

 

RACHEL

Where?

 

 

BLACK MAN

On my way back home one

night. Dragged into an alley

and savagely mutilated. Not

pleasant.

 

 

RACHEL

Yikes...

 

 

BLACK MAN

I think my wording was a

little stronger.

 

The three are startled as Jazagel bursts into the room, trying to hold on to three files at once and looking pretty flustered. He sits down and closes the door to the room.

JAZAGEL

Now - well, er - yes, ah - I,

well, that is, er -

 

 

NERVOUS MAN

What is it, Mr. Jazagel?

 

 

JAZAGEL

(looks for the right phrase, fails)

It was the same one.

 

 

RACHEL

The same one what?

 

 

JAZAGEL

You were all killed by the same

demon. Our investigations have

shown us that one demon is

responsible for all your deaths.

 

 

BLACK MAN
So what does that mean?

 

 

JAZAGEL

Well, ah, the standard procedure

is to send someone back up top

to find him and kill him.

 

 

RACHEL

Well what are you waiting for?

 

 

JAZAGEL

We need a volunteer.

 

 

BLACK MAN

I'll do it! I'll rip that scrawny

little bastard's head clean off...

 

 

JAZAGEL

Other than yourselves, because I'm

afraid you're all still dead.

We're doing all we can.

 

Jazagel picks up his files and blusters out of the room again. Rachel returns to her window.

RACHEL

So much for that idea.

 

 

VOICE

Hey!

 

Rachel looks around. The Nervous Man and the Black Man are sat quietly. She turns back to the window.

VOICE

Down here!

 

Rachel looks down. There is a small, jet black bug standing on the windowsill. It appears to be looking back up at her. Rachel cautiously leans towards it.

RACHEL

Er, hello?

 

 

BUG

Hey there. My name's Wilton.

 

 

RACHEL

Er, hello, Wilton..

 

 

WILTON

Don't worry. I know how this

must seem. I am actually a

talking bug. You're not

hallucinating.

 

 

RACHEL

(unsure)

Okay...

 

 

WILTON

A little life story - back up

top, I was a private eye. I

made the mistake of sleeping

with a client. Whose husband

shot me. End of story. Or so I

thought. Next thing I know, I'm

down here, going through the

"accelerated karma" scheme, in

the form you see here. Kind of

appropriate considering my old

career!

 

 

RACHEL
So...

 

 

WILTON

I see your predicament. All of

you guys. Here's the plan. I

now someone who could help.

You especially.

 

 

RACHEL

Me? Why?

 

 

WILTON

Just leave it to me. A fly on the

wall sees and hears a lot of things,

especially down here. I've been

keeping an eye on developments.

They'll leave you here for a while,

but if not, I'll catch you again

later.

 

Wilton takes off and buzzes out through a small crack in the window. Rachel shakes her head in disbelief.

RACHEL

Now I'm dead and crazy..

 

INT. HELL CITY - LAVAFRONT HOTEL - ROOM 257.

Chris is asleep. We pull up to the window.

C U - WINDOW.

Wilton, now recognisable as the fly that was following Chris earlier, scrambles into the room through a small chip in the window. He takes residence on the window sill and clears his throat.

WILTON

(surprisingly loud)

HEY!!!

 

Chris jolts awake. He sits up in the bed with a shout. Rubbing his eyes, he looks around for the source of the call. He sees Wilton pacing up and down on the windowsill, groans, and makes to swat him.

WILTON

I wouldn't do that if I

were you...

 

Chris jumps back in shock.

CHRIS

What the...

 

 

WILTON

Listen up, loverboy, we don't

have much time. I'll make this

quick. Rachel is dead. The one

you called Lucas killed her. She's

in Hell. Specifically, a cosy waiting

room over in the Admin building.

She needs you to go back up top,

find Lucas and get him back down

here so she can go free.

 

 

CHRIS
(lost for words)

Rachel... is dead?

 

 

WILTON

Don't make me repeat myself.

I'll be back in a few hours. You

need to go see the Boss and

make your request. I'll try to

take you to her before then. Get

some rest - you'll need it.

 

Wilton buzzes up and out of the room. Chris watches him go, dumbfounded.

CHRIS

This better not have been a dream...

 

INT. PARTY. NIGHT.

Lucas, dressed in swish clothes, is entertaining a small crowd, mainly women, at what looks like an upper class dinner party. They are all stood in a large, rich ballroom, surrounded by other guests. The background hum of conversation is complimented by the live loungecore piano, bass and saxophone band playing.

LUCAS

So then I said, no, you've got

to pull the left one!

 

This is the punchline. The guests roar with laughter.

WOMAN

You are so funny, Richard!

 

 

MAN
Do tell another.

 

 

LUCAS

Well, I wouldn't like to bore

you...

 

 

MAN
Not at all!

 

Lucas takes a gulp of his wine glass and starts again. We see that a young, pretty woman is making eyes at him. Lucas keeps effortlessly catching her gaze. Another hunt is on the cards. We pull back to see none other than the two Men in one corner, making themselves not noticed as before.

FIRST MAN

He works quickly.

 

 

SECOND MAN

That is why our master

favours him so.

 

 

FIRST MAN

There is trouble below.

 

 

SECOND MAN

Shall we tell him?

 

 

FIRST MAN

Perhaps not. Maybe then our

master will favour us instead.

 

SECOND MAN

You tire of him also?

 

FIRST MAN

Very much so.

 

Their plot forming, they look back over to Lucas.

INT. LAVAFRONT HOTEL - RECEPTION.

The next morning. The Stranger and Booth, dressed in beach shirts and shorts and carrying towels and beach gear, walk through the main doors as Chris, pulling on his jacket, races downstairs, with Wilton buzzing in the air in front of him.

STRANGER

Morning, partner. What's...

 

 

CHRIS

She's here!

 

 

STRANGER
Who?

 

 

CHRIS

Rachel! Rachel is dead! I mean,

she's dead, but she's here!

 

 

STRANGER

Yeah, I... know.

 

 

CHRIS

You knew?

 

 

STRANGER

I was going to tell you today!

Honestly. I just wanted us to

have a little more fun before you

turned all D'artagnian on me.

 

 

BOOTH

Knew about what? Who's Rachel?

 

 

CHRIS

Follow the fly.

 

 

STRANGER

Follow the what?

 

Booth, understanding the serious look in Chris's eyes, follows him without question. The Stranger stays in the reception, waving his arms at the two of them as they race out.

STRANGER
What fly??

 

EXT. HELL CITY - EDGE OF DEAD ZONE.

Rachel is pacing back and forth by the large barbed wire barriers, in an area similar to where she landed in Hell yesterday. Wilton has told her to be here. Patrolling demon guards don't really give her a second look. There are a few other stragglers wandering around. Rachel looks up and sees Chris, Booth and the Stranger running towards her down a street that leads up to the edge of the Dead Zone enclosure. Her face lifts and she runs to the edge of the barriers.

RACHEL

Chris!! I'm here!

 

As Chris gets closer, he sees that she is okay. Booth and the Stranger suddenly skid to a halt a few feet away from the fence. With a look to each other, the Stranger braces himself as though about o catch something heavy. Chris runs right up to the fence that Rachel is pressed as close to as she can. As he gets to within an inch of it, it suddenly erupts into flames, and an unseen force catapults Chris backwards. The waiting Stranger braces his fall and catches him.

CHRIS

What the fuck was that?

 

 

BOOTH

Firewall...

 

 

CHRIS
What?

 

 

STRANGER

You're not dead.

 

 

CHRIS
I know! So what?

 

 

BOOTH

It means you can't go where

the dead go. And you're not

an official part of Hell either.

 

Chris walks more slowly up to the barriers. Rachel, stretching her hands out to him, watches as he steps up to within a few inches, then stops. Chris takes half a step forward and the flames start to build up outside the fence again. Realising this is as far as he can go, he stops to talk to Rachel.

CHRIS

Hi, honey...

 

 

RACHEL

Chris! Oh, god, am I glad to

see you!

 

 

CHRIS

So what happened?

 

 

RACHEL

It was Lucas.

 

 

CHRIS

Lucas?

 

 

RACHEL

Apparently he's a demon. An

escaped one -

 

 

CHRIS

- whose name is unknown. Yeah,

I know. Wilton told me.

 

 

RACHEL

What are you doing here?

 

 

CHRIS

Long story. So was he good?

 

 

RACHEL

What? Who?

 

 

CHRIS
You know.

 

 

RACHEL

(realising Chris is talking about Lucas)

He drugged me, you idiot!

 

 

CHRIS

He did?

 

 

RACHEL

Yes! I think the fact that he

threw me down the stairs kind

of proves that he didn't like me

all that much. He was getting at

you through me.

 

 

CHRIS

Consider me got.

 

 

WILTON

(landing on Chris's shoulder)

Enough already! You two can

bicker later. We have work to

do.

 

 

CHRIS

Rachel, Wilton here says that I

can go see the man in charge

and arrange to go get Lucas. If

I bring him back, you get out of

jail free.

 

 

RACHEL

I know. Do it.

 

 

CHRIS

You only had to ask.

 

Chris tries to reach out to touch her, but the firewall flares up again to stop him. Sadly, they both retract their hands. Rachel is crying.

CHRIS

See you soon, Rachel.

 

 

RACHEL

Don't be gone long.

 

Chris steps back to Booth and the Stranger, not wanting to take his eyes off Rachel.

STRANGER

Let's go see the Man. It's a day

earlier than I planned, but what

the heck, right?

 

 

CHRIS

Whatever it takes.

 

 

BOOTH

Let's go.

 

 

WILTON

I'll go ahead and tell them

we're coming.

 

Wilton buzzes away. STAY ON Wilton as we watch him fly up into the air, dodging passing demons and imps, until the huge central tower looms up in front of us. He heads for it.

CHRIS

(looking up at the Tower)

Is that where we're headed?

 

 

STRANGER

That's where the Boss lives.

 

 

CHRIS
Best go then.

 

Chris turns back to look at Rachel, but she is being herded back inside by one of the guards. Steeling himself, Chris sets out.

EXT. HELL CITY - THE TOWER.

The Tower stretches up out of view as we look up it. There are several smaller towers and steeples peeling off from the main structure, and the flying traffic of Hell City seems to circulate from here too. It is guarded at the bottom by two huge, mean looking demons, but they nod and step aside as the Stranger approaches.

STRANGER
I have special privileges here.

 

 

CHRIS

(off the Stranger's tacky Hawaiian shirt)
When are you going to take that

horrible shirt off?

 

 

STRANGER
Hey, I thought we were going

to the beach!

 

One of the demons holds open the main double door. The group walks in. STAY ON the outside as the door is closed behind them.

INT. HELL CITY - THE TOWER - GROUND FLOOR.

The group walks in. Wilton buzzes over. The ground floor is a long passageway, longer than the external dimensions of the Tower suggested - this place obviously has a TARDIS-like mentality when it comes to interior space. The walls are decorated with large, imposing portraits which glare down on the group. Flaming torches line the corridor. An ageing BUTLER, dressed in black and white suit, ambles towards them.

BUTLER

Christopher Clark?

 

 

CHRIS

Yes.

 

 

BUTLER

I have been informed as to

the purpose of your visit. The

master will see you now.

 

The Butler turns and walks down the corridor. Chris follows, with Booth and the Stranger behind.

BOOTH
Curiouser and curiouser...

 

 

STRANGER
Never been in here before?

 

 

BOOTH

Always wanted to. Never needed

to before.

 

 

STRANGER

It's a pretty cool place. I like

it here.

 

 

CHRIS

What can I expect?

 

 

STRANGER

Depends what kind of mood

he's in.

 

 

BUTLER

If you could wait here...

 

The Butler shuffles away and soon disappears into the darkness around the passageway. The group appears to be waiting at a dead end. They look around for a second, until a loud swoosh noise, followed by a heavy thud, makes them all jump. Then, a metal door appears before them, which slides open to reveal the inside of a lift. The BELLBOY, a small demon squeezed into an ill-fitting red bellboy's outfit, has one hand over the lever to send the lift up and down.

BELLBOY DEMON

This way, please.

 

The group step warily into the plain, metal lift.

INT. HELL CITY - THE TOWER - LIFT.

The doors quickly snap shut, and wrenching the level to the right, the bellboy sends the lift hurtling upwards. The group visibly strain against the G-forces.

STRANGER
At least it's quick, right?

 

 

WILTON

My endoskeleton is crumbling!

 

As suddenly as it started, the lift lurches to a gut-wrenching stop. The group is thrown to the floor. Calmly, the bellboy turns to them.

 

BELLBOY DEMON

Everyone but the human out at

this floor, please.

 

The doors slide open onto what looks like a smoky nightclub bar. All sorts of humans and demons mill around. Booth and the Stranger look at each other.

BOOTH
Waiting room?

 

 

BELLBOY DEMON

Yes, miss. Drinks are free.

 

 

STRANGER
What are we waiting for??

 

He leaps out. Booth sighs and steps out, turning to Chris as she leaves.

BOOTH
Be careful. Don't sign anything.

 

 

CHRIS

Trust me.

 

They exchange smiles as the lift doors close. The lift travels up for a few more seconds.

WILTON

Hope he doesn't mind me

tagging along.

 

 

CHRIS
I'll say you're my attorney.

 

 

WILTON

I hate lawyers...

 

The lift stops and the doors open.

BELLBOY DEMON

This is your floor, sir.

 

Chris gingerly steps out. The Bellboy shuts the doors and slams the lift down to the bottom. Chris listens to it go.

INT. HELL CITY - THE TOWER - TOP FLOOR.

Looking around, we can see we are in a private audience chamber, which has the appearance of a study in a very rich house. A desk and large leather chair, its back to us, is at the far end of the long room, which Chris walks towards. Framed pictures on the wall show various scenes of death and destruction. Mounted animal heads, both from this world and our own, also line the walls, along with a wicked array of weapons from guns to swords. A plume of cigar smoke is rising from the other side of the chair. A roaring fire is behind it, and above the fireplace stands a huge portrait. The man in the chair speaks.

VOICE

I don't care what you think!

It's mine, and I want it back!

 

Chris pulls up to a stop, wondering what to say.

VOICE

Not tomorrow, now! Do

you hear me? Cleaned

inside and out!

 

Chris now looks very confused. To answer his question, the man in the chair spins round, revealing that he is on the phone.

MAN IN CHAIR
Thank you, and goodbye!

(slams the phone down)

Bloody car garages...

 

The Man in the chair notices Chris at last, who doesn't know what to make of it all. The Man is tall, thin and stately featured, in his fifties with slicked back greying hair, still a generous head of it too. He is dressed in a tightly cut black pinstripe suit, with red stripes and lining all over. A crimson shirt and a black tie top off the outfit. He is the Devil. He speaks.

DEVIL
Sorry about that, Christopher.

Now then, we have some

business, I believe.

 

 

CHRIS

Er, yes, yes we do.

 

 

DEVIL

About the girl, let's see..

(flips through a folder on his desk)

Rachel Weiland?

 

 

CHRIS

Yes. My Rachel.

 

 

DEVIL

(smiles)

Of course. Now, as you know

she met her fate at the hands of

a rogue demon, which places her

in an uncomfortable situation with

our administration department.

 

 

CHRIS
Administration?

 

 

DEVIL

How many souls do you think

we have to deal with in here

every day, Chris? We have to

work out some kind of system

or the place would fill up too

quickly. It's just a shame the

system is so damn complicated.

 

 

CHRIS

Never mind. What do I have

to do to get her out?

 

 

DEVIL

Well, in a nutshell, get my

demon back. That way I can

spend a few pleasant evenings

reminding him and whoever he

was working for exactly who is

in charge down here.

 

 

CHRIS
I thought he'd have been

working for you.

 

 

DEVIL

No, no, no, my dear boy. You

see, I'm quite happy with the

way things are. I talk to God

all the time, we actually get on

quite well. Of course, I was angry

at first, you know, following the

whole casting out of paradise

shebang, but soon I realised I

still have a purpose down here. Not

everyone is fit to go to Heaven. An

awful lot of people deserve to go

somewhere else. When I saw that my

job was to provide a home for the

souls that aren't cherub material, I

backed off on the whole war against

God thing. Now the only wars we have

are in our weekly chess matches.

 

 

CHRIS
So if he wasn't working for you,

then who does Lucas serve?

 

 

DEVIL

Lucas? Oh, you mean Grazazel.

 

 

CHRIS
You know his real name?

 

 

DEVIL
(holds up a notepad with lots of crossed off names)

Process of elimination, Chris. Worked

it out a few minutes ago, in fact.

 

 

CHRIS

Anyway, who does he work for?

Himself?

 

 

DEVIL
One of my opponents.

 

 

CHRIS
I didn't think the Devil would

have opponents.

 

 

DEVIL
Neither did I. It's a long story,

I'm afraid. If you'll come with me

for a quick tour, I'll explain it

all to you.

 

The Devil stands and motions for Chris to follow him. The Devil walks over to a large and ornate door to the left of his desk, and fiddles in his pocket for a key. Opening the door, he walks through. Chris follows, but whispers to Wilton before he enters.

CHRIS
You heard him. Go and tell

Rachel that the demon's real

name is Grazazel. That should

help get her out.

 

 

WILTON

Leave it to me.

 

Wilton buzzes away. Chris walks through the door.

EXT. HELL CITY - THE TOWER - BALCONY.

Chris joins the Devil looking out over Hell City. They are at the top of the Tower, and have an excellent panoramic view of most of the city. Chris looks down.

CHRIS'S P.O.V

Straight down. A very, very, very, very, very long way. Vertigo-esque dizzying camerawork.

ON SCENE

Chris snaps his head back as though he's just been slapped. The Devil, still smoking a fat cigar, looks over and smirks.

DEVIL
Despite knowing how far up we

are, you'd be surprised how many

people still do that.

 

 

CHRIS
Ouch...

 

 

DEVIL

I just wanted to give you a

better perspective on what

I do here.

 

The Devil looks proudly out over his city, and waves an arm to cover all we can see.

DEVIL

I built this. All this, from the

fire, brimstone and sulphur when

we arrived to the bustling,

action-packed metropolis you see

before you.

 

 

CHRIS

By "we" I take it you mean the

other fallen angels.

 

 

DEVIL

Yes, those that I still talk to.

 

 

CHRIS

What's past the mountains?

 

DEVIL

All the really bad people.

 

 

CHRIS

What do you mean?

 

 

DEVIL

Do you really think I'd want

people like Hitler, Stalin, John

Wayne Gacy and the like sharing

the same streets as all my regular

sinners? Chaos. Not the good

kind, either. Not the kind of

operation I'm running. No, we

keep all the nutters like them out

there, safe from my people.

 

 

CHRIS

I see. So what about the

other fallen angels?

 

 

DEVIL

We had a bit of a row a few

millennia ago. They all disagreed

with my new direction for this

place. Can't say I blame them.

 

 

CHRIS

You mean when you tried to

organise it better?

 

 

DEVIL
Exactly. They were still the old

hellfire, sodomy and the lash

types who were much happier

actively going to Earth to

harvest souls for us down here.

Still fixated with the idea of

declaring war on Heaven again

and having another big scrap.

When I told them to give that idea

up, on the grounds that we simply

didn't need to do it, they left.

 

 

CHRIS
Where did they go?

 

 

DEVIL

(waves his arm over the mountains)

Out there somewhere. Set up

their own Hells. Split into

factions and now bicker with

each other, still sending men up

top to influence souls down here.

I've managed to catch almost all

of their agents over the years,

but Grazazel is one who's eluded

me for some time.

(turns to Chris)

Come on, I want to show you

the Private Hell chamber.

 

 

CHRIS

Sounds cosy..

 

INT. HELL CITY - ADMIN - WAITING ROOM

Wilton buzzes in. The Nervous Man is alone.

WILTON
Oh no, where is she?

 

 

NERVOUS MAN

They moved her and the other

man to their own rooms. I'm

next.

 

 

WILTON

Any idea where?

 

 

NERVOUS MAN

Down the hall somewhere.

 

 

WILTON

Thanks.

 

Wilton buzzes past and out of the room. STAY ON Nervous Man as he kicks his heels, waiting to be seen.

INT. HELL CITY - THE TOWER - PRIVATE HELL CHAMBER.

An arm around him, the Devil leads Chris into the Private Hell room. At first, all Chris can see as they walk in to the rocky cavern is a walkway stretching off in front of him, and a dim red light from below. Chris looks around.

CHRIS

I don't see anything...

 

 

DEVIL

Walk forward a little. This

time you can look down.

 

The Devil holds back, waiting to see Chris's reaction. Chris walks forward until he is on the walkway, then looks down. We pull back quickly with a rush of air as we look out over the whole chamber. Below us are countless thousands of small rooms, with a network of criss-crossed walkways over the top of them. Demon guards patrol them, checking down on the inhabitants of the chambers below.

CUT TO:
INT. HELL CITY - PRIVATE HELL CHAMBERS.

We pan across several of these small rooms, passing through the walls each time to see the next. In the first, a man is surrounded by wasp's nests, and he is surrounded by an angry swarm which won't leave him, no matter how much he swats at them. Next along, a man faces a group of hippies, clothed in tie-dye and all, singing some sort of happy folk song at him. The man is on the ground, his arms round his head, screaming for them to stop. In the next room, a chubby, well-dressed woman is trying to reach up to grab at plates of food above her, but a group of imps are flying above her, jerking the plates up out of her reach every time. Finally, a heavily tattooed man is surrounded by small children, all with bloodstained clothes and holding tiny knives, who are stabbing him with the knives a little at a time. The man cannot fight them off.

ON CHRIS
As the sensation of height and overwhelming imagery makes him drop to his knees to steady himself. The Devil walks over and helps him up.

DEVIL

This place I'm especially fond

of. It took me a while to get

the dimensions right, but here it

is in all its glory.

 

 

CHRIS
Who ends up here?

 

 

DEVIL

People I don't like. Obviously

there's a lot of nasty people

walking around in my city, but

one thing I hate is stupid sinners.

Mass murderers really piss me

off, just like sadistic traffic

wardens and lawyers. Each

unlucky soul has to endure a

set time in a personally-tailored

private hell until their bad karma is

low enough to send them back into

the city. This place also serves as

a good place to punish people who

make trouble out there too.

 

 

CHRIS

Wow...

 

 

DEVIL

Pretty impressive, isn't it?

 

 

CHRIS

I just hope I don't end up

in here.

 

 

DEVIL

Don't make me angry and you

won't.

 

Chris looks at the Devil. He is pleasant, admittedly, but there is a power and authority behind his words that makes it clear he is not someone to mess with. Chris nods solemnly and follows as the Devil leads them both out.

INT. HELL CITY - THE TOWER - LIBRARY.

Next, the two enter a library, with high shelves filled with a multitude of books running on for miles on both sides. Large, rolling ladders staffed by official-looking demons roll back and forth on these, taking books out and replacing them with others. Chris's sense of awe keeps him looking round while the Devil walks on. Chris notices he is being left behind and jogs to catch up.

DEVIL

I love books. Almost as much

as I love music. They are the

purest expressions of human

emotion, in my opinion. I often

send agents to Earth to bring me

books. All sorts. Romance, action,

crime, horror, comedy, fantasy,

anything.

 

 

CHRIS

I could spend a long time

in here...

 

 

DEVIL

There are also the grimoires,

the rulebooks of Heaven and

Hell, if you will.

 

The Devil pulls a thick, dusty volume from one shelf and carries it under his arm as the two walk on.

DEVIL

We'll need this one. Take

a seat.

 

 

CHRIS

Where?

 

The Devil points to a door marked "READING ROOM." He follows the Devil in.

INT. HELL CITY - THE TOWER - READING ROOM.

A small, comfy room, with a bar staffed by a waiter demon, and a few small tables, chairs and book rests. The Devil sits down at one and motions for Chris to take the other. They sit. The Devil puts on a pair of reading glasses and leafs through to a section where he stops.

DEVIL

Now then, young Christopher,

you're not the first person to

need to rescue someone from

Hell. This means there is a ritual

of sorts to follow.

 

 

CHRIS
I'll do anything.

 

 

DEVIL

(smiles)

I admire your determination.

Now then.

(reads from the book)

"He who would bring a soul

back from Hell, must pass three

tests or be damned as well."

 

 

CHRIS

Rhyming couplets?

 

 

DEVIL

It's an old book.

(continues reading)

"The first, will be a test of his

heart. The second, a test of his

head. The third, a test of his

body. If he succeeds, the soul

will be freed. If he fails, forever

shall his soul wail."

 

 

CHRIS

Wail?

 

 

DEVIL

I think the people who wrote

these for me got a bit stuck for

ideas at times.

(puts the book down)

Basically, Chris, you need to

pass three little challenges to

prove you're up to going and

fighting Grazazel for me. They

shouldn't pose too much of a

problem.

 

 

CHRIS

Let's start as soon as possible.

 

 

DEVIL

Good man. Follow me.

 

The Devil gets up, Chris follows.

INT. PARTY - UPSTAIRS ROOM. NIGHT.

Back with Lucas at the party. We are looking into an empty room for a few seconds, before the door opens and Lucas, followed by the girl who was looking at him earlier, sneak in. They close the door quietly behind each other and sneak over to the window. The room appears to be some kind of study, with expensive desks, tables and seats, one of which the girl throws Lucas down into. She starts to unzip her dress as Lucas takes off his suit jacket and starts unbuttoning his shirt. Looks like he's found a replacement for Rachel already.

INT. PARTY - OUTSIDE UPSTAIRS ROOM. NIGHT.

The two Men walk up to the door and listen in. Sounds of the chair moving around and occasional gasps as Lucas and the girl get acquainted come from within. The two Men lean away from the door.

FIRST MAN

Another one already!

 

 

SECOND MAN
The master will be pleased.

 

 

FIRST MAN
(off door; i.e. Lucas)

Shall we tell him the news

from below?

 

 

SECOND MAN

The one who will come to

challenge him?

 

They both turn back to the door. The girl's cries get more intense.

FIRST MAN

This time, let us see how well

he fares without us watching

him.

 

 

SECOND MAN

Agreed.

 

STAY ON the door and the noises beyond as the two Men drift away again.

INT. HELL CITY - THE TOWER - CHALLENGE ROOM.

The Devil leads Chris into a large stone-walled room, with a portcullis at one end. Booth and the Stranger, who are waiting here, stand up and head for Chris as he comes in.

STRANGER
Glad you could make it.

 

 

BOOTH

They sent for us a while

ago.

 

 

STRANGER

What's the plan?

 

 

DEVIL

The three challenges.

 

Booth and the Stranger react at the sound and then sight of the Devil - they almost bow respectfully.

STRANGER

Good to see you again, sir.

 

 

DEVIL

And you.

 

 

BOOTH
Which challenge is first?

 

 

DEVIL

The heart.

 

 

STRANGER

No problem. Chris here's got

the heart of an ox, haven't you!

 

The Stranger pats Chris's arm to try and encourage him. Chris does not look overjoyed at the prospect of the test.

STRANGER

(off Chris's downcast face)

Aah, you'll be fine. Stop

worrying.

 

Everyone except Chris retires to the side of the chamber.

DEVIL

Let the first test begin.

 

The portcullis rises slowly, its tortured screeching noise echoing around the chamber. The Stranger winces at the noise. They all watch to see what will appear through the portcullis. Nothing for along beat, then the thud of heavy footsteps. Chris turns to look at the Devil.

CHRIS
I forgot to ask - what's the

chance of me actually dying at

some point in these tests?

 

 

DEVIL

Surprisingly high, I'm afraid.

 

 

CHRIS
And what happens if I die?

 

 

DEVIL

I'm afraid both you and Rachel

stay here.

 

 

STRANGER
Hey, that's not so bad!

 

 

DEVIL
But you will never see her

again.

 

 

STRANGER

That's bad...

 

 

CHRIS
Let's just get on with it.

 

ON GATE

A huge, green, spiky WAR DEMON is pacing through the gate towards Chris. Its long tail swishes from side to side, tipped by a wicked-looking barb, and it holds in its hands a large double-headed axe. Chris looks shocked and more than a little afraid.

DEVIL

This is a special kind of demon.

There is only one way to beat

it. Use your heart.

 

Chris throws a questioning look at the Devil, but has no time to move before the War Demon charges at him, knocking him over. Chris rolls to the side to avoid its axe, which slams into the ground where Chris's head was. Scrambling to his feet, Chris looks from side to side to find something to use, but the Demon slams into him again, knocking him into a roll. Chris gets back up. The Demon is on him, and the two start trading punches. The Demon blocks all of Chris's blows, hitting him a few times for good measure. Chris is now very scared. He backs away from the monster, which continues to advance, snarling and spitting. Chris tries to think.

CHRIS

Use your heart... use your

heart... use your..

 

The Demon hits him again, knocking the wind out of him. Chris roars as he sinks to his knees, but notices the Demon hesitate for a second as he shouts. An idea hits him. He rolls to avoid the Demon's next blow, then stands up straight. Looking the Demon right in the eye, he stares at it, unblinking, and waits for the Demon to make its move. Seeing this new found determination, the Demon suddenly looks less secure in its position, and circles Chris cautiously, waving the axe but not trying to hit him. Chris, his eyes still locked with the Demon, takes a step forward and shouts, a sort of war cry. The Demon backs away, suddenly looking as scared as Chris was a few moments ago.

ON DEVIL

He nods to himself and grins - Chris has the answer.

ON CHRIS

Now he senses he knows what to do.

CHRIS

You know one thing I really

hate?

 

The Demon, drooling in its highly strung state, garbles something unintelligible at him.

CHRIS

Bullies. People who fight the

weak and try to pass themselves

off as the strong. Now I feel

like one of the strong. Hah!

 

He charges the Demon, which, faced with a threat to its key weapon, namely fear, turns tail and runs back out of the room. Chris laughs and sinks to the floor, exhausted. The Stranger and Booth run over to congratulate him. The Devil, clapping, steps over.

DEVIL

And what comes from the

heart?

 

 

CHRIS

Courage.

 

 

DEVIL

Nice work my boy. You may

have a chance here after all.

Next up, the head. Follow me.

 

The Devil gets up and leaves the room through the open portcullis. Chris is helped up by Booth and the Stranger before he follows too.

INT. PARTY - OUTSIDE UPSTAIRS BEDROOM. NIGHT.

We see the door open and Lucas slip out, adjusting his crooked bowtie before walking away. As the door slowly swings closed, we can see the girl he was with earlier slumped dead in the chair, an ugly slash mark across her neck and blood covering the front of her dress. The door swings closed and blocks her from our view.

INT. HELL CITY - THE TOWER - CHALLENGE ROOM #2.

The group enters. The room is similar to the previous one, except there is a door at the far end instead of the portcullis. The Devil stands by the door, then turns to face the room. Chris and the others wait expectantly.

DEVIL

Now, the test of the head.

 

He waves his hands, and a pentagram materialises in the centre of the room, on the floor. Its edges glow in sync with the Devil's arm movements, and as he focuses an altar rises up with two books on it. Both are open. Two imps float down, and hold a pot which they position over the books. We cannot see what is inside, but the steam rising off it suggests it is hot and very nasty. A tiny droplet of red liquid spills from its edge, hits the floor and melts straight through it in seconds. Chris and the Stranger exchange looks and gulp loudly.

CHRIS
Alright, what do I have to do?

 

 

DEVIL

Read from the books.

 

 

CHRIS
Read? Is that it?

 

 

DEVIL

You must read both books

at once, and speak the

incantations on the pages. If

you succeed, the pot will not

fall on you. Simple.

 

 

CHRIS

(waiting for the catch)

Simple, right.

 

Chris walks up to the altar and looks at the books. One is in English. The other is in some kind of arcane script, which Chris cannot decipher. He squints at it for a few seconds, then shakes his head and looks up to the Devil.

CHRIS

I can't read the second

one.

 

 

DEVIL

This is a test of the head,

Chris. Use yours. Oh, and

you have thirty seconds to

read both passages.

 

 

CHRIS

From when?

 

 

DEVIL

(looks at his watch)

From... now.

 

Chris, panicked, looks back down at the books. He makes a few attempts to read the arcane book, but cannot. Then, he looks up. We can almost see the lightbulb flick on over his head. He turns to the Stranger and Booth.

CHRIS

Help me read the other one.

You two live here, it must be

a language you know.

 

 

STRANGER

Now wait a second, what if..

 

 

BOOTH

Alright.

 

She drags the Stranger over to the altar. Chris counts down from three, then they begin reading - Chris reads the English book, Booth and the Stranger read from the arcane one. Booth seems to know it a little better than the Stranger. The imps hovering overhead look down, wicked looks on their faces as they prepare to drop the contents of the pot onto the trio, but at the last moment, they suddenly look at one another, and pop out of sight along with the pot in a little puff of yellow smoke. Chris sighs with relief and slams his book closed.

CHRIS

Looks like two heads really

are better than one.

 

 

DEVIL

Well done again. I thought that

one up, you know - even the 'two

heads better than one' element.

 

 

STRANGER

I think I'm starting to see the

logic at work here.

 

 

DEVIL

Ready for the last test?

 

 

CHRIS

Absolutely.

 

 

DEVIL

Then follow me.

 

He opens the door and motions for Chris to go through. Booth and the Stranger make to follow, when the Devil stops them both.

DEVIL

I'm afraid he must face this one

alone.

 

 

STRANGER

(as the door closes)

Good luck, Chris!

 

 

BOOTH

Will he be okay?

 

 

STRANGER

I'd love to say yes, but I'm

afraid I have absolutely no

idea.

 

INT. HELL CITY - THE TOWER - CHALLENGE ROOM #3.

The room is completely dark. Chris walks in, and then the Devil closes the door behind him. Chris looks round, but he is alone. A spotlight comes on in the centre of the room, and Chris walks into it, shielding his eyes as he looks upwards. A voice from above talks to him.

VOICE

Christopher. This is the test of

the body. It will not be easy.

Are you ready?

 

 

CHRIS

I'm ready.

 

 

VOICE

Then let it begin.

 

The light gets brighter, then flares up. Chris suddenly jerks in pain, as though he has just been punched. Another flash of the light, and he jerks again. A multitude of whispering voices suddenly start up.

WHISPERING VOICES

You'll never make it... give

up now... you can't beat us...

you can't save her... she only

wants him now...

 

The voices talk continuously. Chris covers his ears as they get louder. As he looks round, the walls of the room suddenly come to life, all displaying large moving images of Lucas and Rachel in bed together. The images run in a loop, and the sounds of the two of them together join in with the voices.

WHISPERING VOICES

Look at her... she wants him...

she wants him and not you...

 

Chris puts his hand before his nose as though an evil smell is wafting into the room.

 

WHISPERING VOICES

Can you smell them? Can you

smell what their union was like?

Can you smell them?

 

 

CHRIS

Yes, yes I can! Yes I fucking

can smell them together!

 

 

WHISPERING VOICES
What does it taste like? The

taste of their union? Her sweat,

his sweat, all of it?

 

Chris begins to spit as though something nasty is in his mouth.

CHRIS

It tastes like shit! I can

taste it, alright? I can taste

it!

 

Everything stops and goes quiet. The light fades, the voices stop, and the smells, tastes and noises stop as well. Chris removes his hands from his head and looks around. Slowly, a few feet before him, a bed fades into view. Rachel and Lucas are naked on top of it, still having sex. The noise they make is the only sound in the room until the voices start up again.

WHISPERING VOICES
How does it feel?

 

 

CHRIS

What? You know how it

feels?

 

 

WHISPERING VOICES

How does it feel?

 

 

CHRIS

I don't understand...

 

 

WHISPERING VOICES

How does it feel?

 

Chris hangs his head while the vision of Lucas and Rachel goes on before him. He is in tears now, overwhelmed by what he has just had to experience. Then, he understands what he must do.

CHRIS

I've seen them, heard them,

tasted them and smelt them.

One thing left.

 

Unsteady, he walks right up to the vision. The two on the bed do not see him - they are too busy with each other. Chris reaches a hand out towards Rachel very slowly, the tears still streaming down his face. At last, he touches her. At once, the vision fades away. The spotlight reappears. Chris walks underneath it and looks upwards as before.

 

VOICE

Congratulations. You have

proved yourself.

 

 

CHRIS

Because I went through it

again?

 

 

VOICE

Your body is strong enough

for whatever the demon can

use against you.

 

 

CHRIS

What can I expect?

 

 

VOICE

We cannot say for sure.

But by overcoming your

emotions when faced with

what you feared the most, you

are as prepared as you can be.

 

 

CHRIS

Looks like I should thank

you.

 

 

VOICE

Here.

 

Something floats down from the light. Chris reaches up to it and grabs it - it is a handkerchief.

VOICE
Do not let your friends see

your pain. Save your pain and

use it against the demon.

 

Chris laughs and dries his eyes.

CHRIS

You know, for a disembodied

voice that administers severe

hallucinatory torture, you're

all heart in the end.

 

 

VOICE

(beat)

Now go.

 

The door swings open and the light fades. Chris walks out the door.

INT. HELL CITY - THE TOWER - CHALLENGE ROOM #2.

The others wait as Chris walks out. The Stranger looks relieved when he sees Chris is okay. Booth slinks up to him and hugs him.

 

CHRIS

I -

 

 

BOOTH

(places a finger to his lips to shush him)

Ssh. We don't need to

know. All that matters is

you're ready to go fight.

 

 

STRANGER

(to Devil)

So what happens now?

 

 

DEVIL

As per the arrangement, Chris

is sent back to Earth. He has

one day to find Grazazel, defeat

him and bring him home.

 

 

CHRIS

Wait a minute - one day??

Is that all I get? He could be

anywhere!

 

 

DEVIL

Yes, that can be a problem.

I suggest you start -

 

 

VOICES (O.S.)

We can help you find him.

 

The group turn in unison and look off screen.

ANGLE ON the two Men. They are stood at the entrance to the Challenge Room, smiling at Chris.

DEVIL

Oh, you two. And just how

did you manage to get in

here, exactly?

 

 

FIRST MAN
We know many ways.

 

 

SECOND MAN

Secret ways.

 

 

FIRST MAN
Very secret ways.

 

 

DEVIL

(knowing they could go on for a while)

Yes, yes, never mind. How

can you help? I seem to

remember you very publicly

going over to another side

a while back.

 

 

FIRST MAN

The one you call Lucas

displeases us.

 

 

CHRIS

Why?

 

 

SECOND MAN

He is in favour with our

master, while we are not.

 

 

STRANGER
You're jealous? What does he

do, steal all your women?

 

The two Men exchange a look. Their smiles fade for a moment before they turn back to the group.

FIRST MAN
Yes.

 

 

STRANGER
Fair enough...

 

 

SECOND MAN

We know where he is. We

are his aides.

 

 

CHRIS
Take me to him.

 

 

FIRST MAN

We cannot do that.

 

 

SECOND MAN

We would be discovered.

 

 

CHRIS
What then?

 

 

FIRST MAN

Meet us on the surface.

 

 

SECOND MAN

We will lead you to him.

 

 

CHRIS
What do you get out of this?

 

 

FIRST MAN
We will be favoured again.

 

 

SECOND MAN

No longer someone's aide.

 

 

CHRIS
I'm in. Where do we meet?

 

 

FIRST MAN

Just go to the surface. We

will find you.

 

The two Men turn and walk out. They are gone for a beat when Wilton buzzes back in and lands on Chris's outstretched hand.

CHRIS
What's the news?

 

 

WILTON

Progress, progress! The suits

back at the admin block say if

you bring Grazazel back, you can

leave and take Rachel with you.

 

 

CHRIS

Won't there be the slight issue

of her still being dead?

 

 

WILTON

Oh, there are plenty of ways

round that, trust me.

 

 

CHRIS

(pauses for a moment)

Well, good..

 

 

WILTON
Thing is...

 

 

STRANGER
Why do I not like the sound

of that?

 

 

WILTON
You will need to sign before

you're allowed to go.

 

 

CHRIS

Sign what?

 

 

DEVIL
Your soul, remember?

 

 

CHRIS

Ah...

 

 

STRANGER
Hey, don't sound so upset!

Things aren't so bad down

here, are they?

 

 

CHRIS
I think I like my life to be

more of a surprise.

 

 

DEVIL
We'll deal with this later.

Come with me, all of you.

 

The Devil strides out of the room, followed by the others.

INT. HELL CITY - THE TOWER - DEVIL'S STUDY.

Seated in plush leather chairs in the study as before, the Devil is sat behind his desk scribbling on a roll of parchment. Chris sits in front of the desk, while Booth and the Stranger sit on a sofa in the b.g. looking around at the pictures on the wall. The Devil fills out a form and holds it out for Chris to read. He looks it over, then leans back heavily in his chair. This is a big decision.

DEVIL

Problem?

 

 

CHRIS

I can't help feeling like

Faust at the moment.

 

 

DEVIL
Trust me, you're nothing

like he was. I've never heard

one man complain so much!

Being torn asunder by the boys

sent to fetch him was the only

thing to shut him up for a bit!

 

 

CHRIS
I mean, the signing...

 

 

DEVIL

Oh, yes, right. Sorry. Sore

nerve with that one.

 

 

CHRIS
And if I do sign this, Rachel

and I can go free?

 

 

DEVIL

Absolutely. When you eventually

die, which I have no plans on

making happen any sooner

than it should, you'll return to

us down here. Rachel is free to

do what she wants. What we do

about the fact that she died,

well, leave that with me.

 

 

CHRIS
You mean, after all this, when

we die I could still never see

her again?

 

 

DEVIL
We are all masters of our

own fates, Mr. Clark. What

Rachel does is up to her.

 

Chris looks thoughtfully at the contract for a few moments, then takes a deep breath and signs it. The Devil smiles, nods and takes it back, rolling it up and putting it in a chute by his desk, where it whooshes out of sight.

DEVIL
That will stay in the records

department. Saves you having

to go through the admin

process later on.

 

 

CHRIS

I need a drink.

 

 

STRANGER

Excellent idea! They do a

Cannibal Holocaust here

that is to die for...

 

 

CHRIS

Let's get your demon

back.

 

The Devil nods solemnly.

DEVIL
Thank you. I admire your

conviction in all this.

 

 

CHRIS
Someone once said to me,

if something's worth fighting

about, it's worth fighting for.

(looks over to Stranger)

Now I know what he meant.

 

The Stranger swells with pride at this compliment. Booth grins.

BOOTH
We get to come along

too.

 

 

STRANGER

Yeah. You may need our

help.

 

 

CHRIS

Glad of it. Wilton?

 

Wilton buzzes over and lands on the Devil's desk.

WILTON

Yup.

 

 

CHRIS

Keep an eye on Rachel

for me. Tell her not to

worry.

 

 

WILTON

On my way.

 

He buzzes away. Chris stands, turns to Booth and the Stranger, who also stand.

CHRIS
Let's catch us a demon.

 

EXT. HELL CITY - TUNNEL ENTRANCE.

We look at the tunnel entrance to Hell City. Chris's car is sat facing it. The atmosphere invokes memories of the closing scenes of Back To The Future. Chris gets into his car, which is still charred from his encounter with the fireball on the way in. The Stranger rides shotgun, with Booth in the back. The Devil leans in the driver's window to talk to Chris. A small crowd of humans and demons has gathered to watch.

DEVIL
Straight up and out. The

fireball system is off.

 

 

CHRIS

Good. I don't need a suntan.

 

 

DEVIL
That's just to stop too many

people coming in or getting

out. You'll sail straight out

this time.

 

 

CHRIS

(starts the engine)

One last thing.

 

 

DEVIL
Yes?

 

 

CHRIS

How do I beat a demon?

 

 

DEVIL
Knock him out any way

you can. In his physical body

he's vulnerable. I'll send some

people up to do the rest once

you floor him.

 

 

CHRIS

Got it. Back in a flash.

 

The car rolls forward. The Devil stands and lights another cigar as he watches them go. Chris revs the engine as he gets to the tunnel entrance. Then, in a flash of showmanship, he smokes the rear tires before blasting up the tunnel and out of view, to appreciative cheers from the crowd.

INT. CHRIS'S CAR.

Chris turns to the Stranger.

CHRIS

Music?

 

 

STRANGER

Loud. Fast. Heavy.

 

 

CHRIS

Check.

 

He slams in a tape and cranks the volume up. "Jesus Built My Hot Rod" by Ministry kicks in.

EXT. THE TUNNEL - NIGHT.

To the music, we see Chris's car speed up the tunnel.

EXT. THE TUNNEL - ENTRANCE. NIGHT.

Chris's car roars out the entrance, taking off slightly due to the ramp at the entrance and the speed he hits it at. The underbelly of the car sparks as it hits the road again. The two Men are waiting a little way away, so Chris slows up and cruises over to them.

EXT. OUTSIDE CHRIS'S CAR. NIGHT.

Still wearing the same Death's Head grins, the two Men shuffle over. Chris winds the window down and stops the tape.

CHRIS

Where to?

 

 

FIRST MAN

He is back where you knew

him to live.

 

 

SECOND MAN

But he will move soon.

 

 

FIRST MAN

Our master wants him away to

another city before he is

discovered.

 

 

SECOND MAN

There is not much time.

 

 

CHRIS

No problem.

(turns to Booth and the Stranger)

Hang on.

 

Chris switches the tape back on and screeches away towards Lucas's house. The two Men watch him go.

FIRST MAN
What if he fails?

 

 

SECOND MAN
He is strong. He will not fail.

 

 

FIRST MAN

Let us hope so.

 

 

SECOND MAN

Perhaps we can make sure.

 

They slink off camera.

CUT TO:
INT. LUCAS'S HOUSE - SHRINE. NIGHT.

As before. Lucas has the shrine and incense set up. As he kneels and closes his eyes, the walls dissolve as before and he is back in the pit. The voice speaks to him.

VOICE
What do you ask of me,

my servant?

 

 

LUCAS
How was the soul I gave you,

my lord?

 

 

VOICE

(as a young girl's screaming is heard O.S.)

Good. She was young... so

innocent and tender. She will

feed me well.

 

 

LUCAS

I feel I have done all I

can here.

 

 

VOICE

Events are in place. You will

be moving on in the

morning.

 

 

LUCAS

What of the man who is

trying to stop me?

 

 

VOICE

The one called Chris will

not be a problem if you

simply fight him. I do not

want any complications.

 

 

LUCAS

Understood, my lord.

 

 

VOICE

Go now, prepare to move

on to a new place to serve

me anew.

 

The walls dissolve back into the shrine. Lucas opens his eyes and gets up. There is a knock at his door.

INT. LUCAS'S HOUSE - HALLWAY. NIGHT.

Lucas goes to the door and opens it. It is the two Men.

LUCAS

Oh, it's you two. What is it?

It's late.

 

 

FIRST MAN

We merely come to help

you arrange your move.

 

 

SECOND MAN
Much to do, little time.

 

 

LUCAS
Alright, come in.

 

The Men exchange a look and step inside.

EXT. CHRIS'S CAR. NIGHT.

The car races along a deserted road. It shoots past a lay-by where a police car is hidden.

INT. POLICE CAR. NIGHT.

The lone officer inside has his speed trap camera set-up pointing out the windscreen. It registers Chris's car as it flies past at 78 m.p.h. The officer starts his engine up and pulls out, switching on his siren.

INT. CHRIS'S CAR. NIGHT

Chris looks in his mirror and sees the police car on his tail.

CHRIS

Oh, shit. That's all we need.

 

 

BOOTH

(looks out the window, then thinks for a beat)

Pull over.

 

 

CHRIS

What?

 

 

BOOTH

Pull over. I can get us out of

this. Trust me.

 

 

CHRIS
I hope so.

 

EXT. ROAD WITH CARS. NIGHT.

Chris's car indicates and starts to pull over. The police car does the same.

 

INT. POLICE CAR. NIGHT.

The officer calls headquarters on his radio.

OFFICER

This is P.C. Dunn, calling in

a speeding vehicle.

 

 

RADIO

Roger, Officer Dunn. Slow

night, Ed?

 

 

OFFICER

You'd better believe it. I'm

going to get a strange sense

of satisfaction out of this!

 

 

RADIO

Licence?

 

 

OFFICER

Er... Tango 306, Peter

Charlie Bravo.

 

 

RADIO

T306, PCB, confirmed.

 

INT. POLICE HEADQUARTERS. NIGHT.

We see the female radio operator before her computer console. It is late in the typically-furnished office, and there are only two other operators with her. She types the registration into her console.

C U - COMPUTER SCREEN

The warrant for Chris's arrest suddenly flashes up, and a reference to his suspicion of murder.

ON SCENE

The operator suddenly looks worried. She calls back into her radio.

RADIO OPERATOR

Officer Dunn, please respond.

 

INT. POLICE CAR. NIGHT.

The two cars are just coming to a stop.

OFFICER

Copy that, over.

 

 

RADIO

There is a warrant out for

the arrest of the owner of

this car, suspect believed

to be involved with a recent

murder. Proceed with caution.

 

 

OFFICER

(draws and loads his gun)

Understood.

 

He gets out.

INT. CHRIS'S CAR. NIGHT.

Through the rear window, we can see the officer coming over.

CHRIS

Okay, Booth, what's the plan?

 

 

BOOTH

Just trust me. I used this

trick a few times, here and

down there.

 

The officer stops a few feet away,. his gun ready.

OFFICER (O.S.)

Step out of the car, please

everyone!

 

Chris rolls his eyes and steps out.

EXT. OUTSIDE CHRIS'S CAR. NIGHT.

The trio step out. The officer has his gun trained on them, so they reflexively raise their hands.

CHRIS

I take it there's some kind

of problem, officer...

 

 

OFFICER

Turn to face the vehicle,

all of you. Hands at your

backs, legs apart.

 

They turn and do as he asks. The officer moves across to handcuff Chris, but as he approaches, Booth begins humming a lullaby melody under her breath. The officer starts to move more slowly, as though the humming is affecting him. Chris and the Stranger exchange puzzled looks. Booth turns slowly to face the officer, still humming under her breath. The officer seems entranced by Booth's voice as she moves closer. Singing softly under her breath, she stares deep into his eyes and slowly moves her hands up to hold either side of his face. Still singing and staring, she holds the officer as his eyes flutter closed and he drops gently to the floor. Chris and the Stranger watch in amazement as Booth lays the officer down and stops singing.

STRANGER

Please, please, do that to

me later.

 

 

BOOTH

Let's sort this out first.

 

 

STRANGER

Right, yes, yes, okay.

 

 

CHRIS

Let's go.

(to Booth)

Thanks. I owe you one.

 

 

BOOTH
Come back and sing one day,

alright?

 

 

CHRIS

Deal.

 

They jump back into the car and race off. STAY ON the sleeping officer as his radio crackles, trying to get through to him.

INT. LUCAS'S HOUSE - LIVING ROOM. NIGHT.

Lucas is knocking the furniture over, smashing picture frames, breaking plant pots and the like. The two Men are doing similarly destructive things in the background.

LUCAS
Make it look like there

was a big struggle. That

should help throw the police

off until I can get away.

 

 

FIRST MAN

(pushes a grandfather clock over)

Depend on us.

 

 

SECOND MAN

(smashes the TV)

Breaking things is what we

do well.

 

EXT. OUTSIDE LUCAS'S HOUSE. NIGHT.

Chris's car pulls up slowly. The music and headlights are off. Looking over to the house, we can just make out Lucas and the two Men trashing the living room.

CHRIS

I think I see his plan on

how to disappear.

 

 

STRANGER

Police find the mess and a

body, assume its his and

write it off as bungled

burglary.

 

 

BOOTH

Is this a set-up?

 

 

CHRIS

I'm starting to think so. Let's

use the element of surprise

instead.

 

They get out of the car.

INT. LUCAS'S HOUSE - LIVING ROOM. NIGHT.

As before, with Lucas and the two Men smashing the place up. The doorbell rings. They all stop dead. Lucas turns to the Men.

LUCAS

Expecting anyone?

 

 

FIRST MAN

Not us.

 

 

SECOND MAN

We expect no-one.

 

 

LUCAS
Wait here.

 

He goes out. As he leaves, the two Men exchange glances and draw long, curved knives. The knives start to hiss and steam in the open air.

INT. LUCAS'S HOUSE - HALLWAY. NIGHT.

Lucas carefully opens the door. Booth is stood there, shivering, looking like she's been in a car accident.

BOOTH

Hello, I'm... I'm sorry to

bother you so late...

 

 

LUCAS

Not at all. What's wrong?

 

 

BOOTH

I was mugged...yours was the

only house with lights on...

 

 

LUCAS

It's okay. You'll be safe here.

 

Lucas escorts her in and pushes the front door closed. Before she can see, he nudges the door to the living room closed. They walk into the kitchen.

 

 

INT. LUCAS'S HOUSE - KITCHEN. NIGHT.

Booth sits on a chair next to the central work surface in the kitchen, which is lined on all sides by large cupboards. A perfect, executive efficient kitchen. Lucas brings her a cup of coffee and wraps a blanket round her shoulders. She takes both, shivering for added effect. Lucas eyes up his next victim greedily as he makes himself a drink.

BOOTH
They just jumped me round the

corner, took my wallet, car keys,

everything. I ran away. Yours

was the only house with lights,

so I headed for it.

 

 

LUCAS
I'll call the police in a moment.

Is the coffee alright?

 

 

BOOTH

(sips)

Fine.

 

As Lucas talks, we can see over his shoulder out into the garden. Booth keeps glancing up to look out there.

 

LUCAS

So what is a nice young

girl like you doing getting

mugged round here? This

used to be a nice, safe place

to live.

 

 

BOOTH

Beats me. Maybe they liked

my coat or something.

 

BOOTH'S P.O.V.

Chris and the Stranger dart past outside the window. Booth sees but tries not to register it, going back to her coffee.

INT. LUCAS'S HOUSE - LIVING ROOM. NIGHT.

The Stranger jimmies the window open, and he slides it up carefully so that the two can get in. As Chris climbs through, it starts to slip, and will surely fall with a crash until:

C U - HAND
As a hand shoots out to catch the window. Following the arm to its owner, we see that the Second Man has caught it. He smiles.

CHRIS

Thanks.

 

 

STRANGER

What's going on?

 

 

FIRST MAN

We are covering our tracks,

as you would say.

 

 

SECOND MAN

Helping him in his plans.

 

 

CHRIS

(off their knives)

Hope those aren't meant for

anything else, boys.

 

 

FIRST MAN

We have no quarrel with

you.

 

 

SECOND MAN

We want what is ours, you

want what is yours. That is

all.

 

 

CHRIS

Good. The plan is...

 

INT. LUCAS'S HOUSE - KITCHEN. NIGHT

Lucas watches Booth sip her coffee, eyeing her up and down. He moves to get a little closer, when the two Men burst in.

FIRST MAN

Intruders!

 

 

SECOND MAN

Attackers!

 

 

FIRST MAN

We are discovered!

 

 

LUCAS

Calm down, calm down! What

is the matter?

 

 

FIRST MAN

Men are here.

 

 

SECOND MAN

Enemy men.

 

 

LUCAS

Where?

 

 

FIRST MAN

We heard them enter upstairs.

 

 

LUCAS

(to Second Man)

Watch the girl.

(to First Man)

Come with me.

 

Lucas and the First Man leave. The Second Man smiles at Booth, who grins back.

BOOTH

Everything okay?

 

 

SECOND MAN

There are no problems.

 

INT. LUCAS'S HOUSE - STAIRS. NIGHT.

Lucas, fetching a sword from its hanging on the wall, creeps up the staircase, followed by the First Man.

 

INT. LUCAS'S HOUSE - FIRST FLOOR LANDING. NIGHT.

They get to the top floor. Lucas creeps towards the bedroom. The First Man raises his dagger to stab him in the back, but in a blur Lucas spins and runs the Man through with his sword.

LUCAS

Maybe it's because I've been

around longer than you, or

because you're not as smart as

me, but I can still smell a trap

like that a mile away.

 

The First Man wears a shocked expression as he crumples to the floor. Lucas looks around, ready for the next attack, as the Stranger bursts out of a doorway next to him, grappling Lucas to the ground. They fight. Booth and the Second Man come running up the stairs. Chris walks over as the Stranger holds Lucas to the floor. Chris squats down close to Lucas's head as he struggles.

CHRIS

Hello again, Lucas.

 

 

LUCAS

Same to you.

 

 

CHRIS

We have a lot to talk

about.

 

 

LUCAS

Do we?

 

 

CHRIS

Of course we do! The small

matter of you killing my

girlfriend and sending her

to Hell, while you carry on

your little demon-worshipping

killing spree in my town.

 

 

LUCAS

Not just this town.

 

 

STRANGER

Oh, we know all about

you, Lucas. Or should I

say, Grazazel.

 

Lucas looks troubled. He knows they're onto him now, especially if they know his true name. But he has a few tricks left.

 

LUCAS

You ever seen a demon,

Chris?

 

 

CHRIS

I've spent the past two days

in Hell, shithead, what do

you think?

 

 

LUCAS
No, I mean, a real demon.

 

He starts to shudder and convulse. Booth backs away, throwing a warning glance to Chris, who starts to back away too. The Stranger tries vainly to keep Lucas pinned down, but there is a loud crash and he is thrown off, into Chris. The two of them fall. The whole landing starts to shake, and we can see black storm clouds gathering at high speed through the windows. The glass in the windows starts to crack, and the lights all over the house start to pop and shower hot glass everywhere. Lucas, stands, still convulsing, as crackles of energy start to lance out from him, burning holes in the walls and doors. Chris and the others scramble for cover.

CHRIS

(shouting over the noise)

Now what??

 

 

STRANGER

Looks like he's going to

show us what he really

looks like!

 

 

CHRIS

That does not sound

good!

 

A howling wind kicks up, knocking everyone off their feet. As they watch, Lucas skin starts to boil and bubble, before peeling away in chunks to reveal black, spiky demon skin underneath. His head is the last to go, distorting and tearing as a head like a dragon's forces its way out. A huge pair of black wings unfold from Grazazel's back, and he raises his head to the sky with an unearthly howl.

CHRIS

Oh, shit!

 

Revealed, Grazazel stands before them. The wind and rumbling still goes on all around. Grazazel stands at nine feet tall, with black armoured skin, long claws on his hands and a dragon-like head full of dripping, razor-sharp teeth. His wings flap a few times as he looks down on Chris and the Stranger. He stamps his foot once on the floor. The landing begins to buckle. Chris and the Stranger look at each other before the floor gives way and they are all dumped into the hallway.

INT. LUCAS'S HOUSE - HALLWAY. NIGHT.

Chris, the Stranger, Booth and the Second Man fall, along with a big chunk of the landing floor above, heavily into the centre of the hallway. Grazazel flaps his wings as he lowers himself slowly into the middle of the room. Chris and the others scramble to their feet, diving for cover as Grazazel breathes fire at the group, blasting the surviving furniture to pieces and tearing ragged scorch marks along the walls. Chris and the Stranger hide behind the staircase as Grazazel stomps around.

CHRIS

Now what! He said to just

knock it out - how do we

do that??

 

 

STRANGER

Lacking a bazooka, I have

no idea.

 

 

CHRIS

(seeing something O.S.)

Oh no... Booth!

 

They look over the corner of the staircase into the centre of the room. Booth is stood to one side of Grazazel, singing softly and swaying from side to side. She is trying to entrance Grazazel, and it seems to be working. The wind is sending Booth's hair flowing out all around her, adding to the hypnotic effect as she sways. Grazazel goes quiet as he watches her, his ragged breathing slowing down as his head starts to move in time with her movements. They see the Second Man creeping up in the blind spot of Grazazel, readying his dagger. He lunges and stabs the demon in the leg. Grazazel howls in pain and lashes out, striking Booth and slamming her heavily into the far wall. The Stranger leaps after her.

STRANGER

Booth!

 

Grazazel turns back to the Second Man, who is trying to pull his dagger from the demon's leg. Grazazel roars at the Man before grabbing his head in one hand, and his body in the other, and with a sickening crunch pulling the two apart. The diversion over, he spins to face Chris. Grazazel's face twists into what is almost a smile as he roars and charges at Chris. Chris dives out of the way, and runs as blasts of fire track him around the room. The Stranger drags the unconscious Booth out of the way, looking round for a diversion. He grabs a nearby chunk of the landing floor and hurls it at Grazazel, catching the demon on the side of his head. Grazazel roars and turns to face the Stranger. Chris races up the staircase, an idea forming.

INT. LUCAS'S HOUSE - FIRST FLOOR LANDING. NIGHT.

Through the hole below, we can see Grazazel stalking over to the Stranger. Looking around, Chris sees the body of the First Man is still up here, the curved knife in his hand. Chris grabs it, but it is so cold he cries in pain and drops it.

STRANGER (O.S. BELOW)

Chris! Any help would be a

good thing!

 

Grazazel roars again, as Chris tears off a few strips of the First Man's clothes to wrap round his hand. He takes the knife and looks down the hole.

 

 

CHRIS'S P.O.V.

We can see Grazazel has his back to us, approaching the Stranger who is trying to fend off the demon by lobbing chunks of masonry at him.

ON SCENE

Chris looks back up. What can he do? Thinking fast, he lowers himself through the gaping hole in the floor. Grazazel is beneath him.

INT. LUCAS'S HOUSE - HALLWAY. NIGHT.

Chris swings as best he can and launches himself at Grazazel's back, landing squarely between the wings and throwing an arm round the demon's neck for support. Grazazel screams and thrashes from side to side, flapping his wings to try and lose Chris. Hanging on for dear life, Chris pulls himself up until he can see over the demon's shoulder. The Stranger is still throwing rocks, but one of Grazazel's claws still lashes the side of Chris's face.

 

CHRIS

This is for Rachel!

 

With one last effort, he raises the dagger and plunges it into Grazazel's chest, right up to the hilt. The demon howls and spins round, throwing Chris off and into the wall.

C U - KNIFE IN CHEST

The knife starts to glow and smoke heavily as it fulfils its purpose.

ON GRAZAZEL

Thrashing more violently, his skin starts to bulge as though he is exploding from within. Smoke bellows out of the demon's mouth, and he begins to cough great mouthfuls of black bile as the knife takes effect. With one final scream, he collapses to the floor and lies still, the smoking slowly dying down.

C U - GRAZAZEL'S EYES

The light behind the demon's eyes dies out. He is dead.

ON SCENE

Booth, the Stranger and the badly hurt Chris pick themselves up and stagger over to the demon. Booth is winded but otherwise okay. Chris limps painfully over.

CHRIS

Did we get it?

 

STRANGER
That is one dead demon.

Good work.

 

Chris turns to smile, but they all leap back with a start as the demon's arm flops down onto the floor. A convulsive movement, nothing more.

BOOTH

Bastard.

(spits at the body)

 

 

STRANGER
Language, darling!

 

 

CHRIS

What happens now?

 

 

STRANGER

Well, you pass out from

blood loss unless we get you

some help, I get us all a beer

and we wait for the bosses

men to get here and clean up.

 

 

CHRIS

(sinks to the floor)

Good plan.

 

 

STRANGER

(joins him)

As always.

 

They watch the body for a beat, before a low humming noise is heard. A black shadow starts to form on one wall, and from it step the Devil and four other demons. The demons start to gather up Grazazel, while the Devil walks over to the trio on the floor.

DEVIL

Thank you. Every bit helps.

 

 

CHRIS

No problem.

 

 

DEVIL
Are any of you hurt badly?

 

 

CHRIS

Depends. Is this what they

mean by sympathy from the

devil?

 

 

BOOTH

It's sympathy for the devil.

 

 

DEVIL
I think Chris was right this

time. Come on.

 

He helps them up. They follow the Devil and his demons through the shadow on the wall, which closes behind them.

EXT. LUCAS'S HOUSE. NIGHT.

With an anguished groan, the house gives up and collapses in on itself into a pile of rubble.

EXT. HELL CITY - MAIN SQUARE.

A crowd of heckling demons and humans have gathered to watch the show - Grazazel, dead on Earth but alive again in Hell, is shackled and standing on top of a wooden platform in the centre of the square, surrounded by heavily armed demons. The Devil, holding a roll of parchment, walks up onto the stage, followed by Chris, Rachel and the others, bandaged to show their injuries. He raises his hands for silence. Grazazel glares at them all.

DEVIL

Good evening. It's been quite

a night, but as you can see, I

am at last pleased to announce

the recapture of the rogue

demon Grazazel!

 

The crowd cheers. Grazazel flinches as things are thrown at him.

DEVIL
And, like his other fellow

traitors to this city and its

future, he will be tortured

the old-fashioned way, at

my personal expense, for a

very long time!

 

More cheers. Rachel whispers to Chris.

ANGLE ON RACHEL AND CHRIS

They talk as the Devil continues his speech.

RACHEL

I'm glad this is over.

 

 

CHRIS

This is like the series of

Dallas after Bobby Ewing

was shot.

 

 

RACHEL

Amen to that.

 

 

STRANGER

Glad to be going home?

For a while, anyway.

 

 

CHRIS

Hey, I've got some years left

in me yet!

 

 

STRANGER

That's what they all say.

(grins)

 

 

DEVIL

(to them)

And we have the bravery of

this man, Chris Clark, to thank

for bringing Grazazel home to

face the music.

 

The Devil brings Chris to the front of the stage. He waves; more cheers. The Devil signals for Grazazel to be led away, and he is booed and pelted by stones as he is led off. The Devil turns to Chris, holding up the roll of parchment.

DEVIL

Recognise this?

 

 

CHRIS

Yep, that's my contract

with you.

 

 

DEVIL

Well, I don't normally do

this, but in light of what you

did for me..

(he rips it up)

... I leave the choice of your

future up to you. Now don't

go telling everyone I did that,

else I'll get a reputation as a

soft touch! Then we'll have all

sorts down here...

 

 

RACHEL

What about me? I mean, I'm

suffering from a slight case

of death at the moment, what

happens when we get back up there?

 

 

DEVIL

Don't worry, I'm getting to that..

 

They laugh. The Devil chomps down on a big cigar and leads the group away. We sweep over to Grazazel, who looks over to see Chris. He snarls with barely contained rage. He's planning something.

EXT. HELL CITY - ENTRANCE TO THE TUNNEL.

The Devil walks Chris and Rachel over to the tunnel entrance. A gleaming, Harley-Davidson from Hell bike is waiting there. Chris looks from it to the Devil and back again.

CHRIS

What's this?

 

 

DEVIL

A parting gift. Not meant to

influence your future decision

in any way, of course...

 

The Stranger coughs behind him. Chris turns to see the Stranger whistling innocently, Booth in his arms. Booth grins and shakes her head, points up to the Stranger. Chris smiles and nods his understanding. He walks over to the bike, turns it on and revs it a few times.

CHRIS
I could have some serious

Easy Rider moments with this

thing...

 

 

RACHEL

Let's go.

 

 

CHRIS

What day will it be when

we get back?

 

 

DEVIL

I've arranged things with him

upstairs. It'll be the evening of

the party. You two haven't shown

up yet. And no-one knows where

Lucas went, nor do they care.

 

 

CHRIS

Thanks.

 

 

DEVIL

All part of the business.

 

 

CHRIS

(as he and Rachel climb onto the bike)

I trust we have no fireballs

to deal with?

 

 

DEVIL

Of course not. See you soon,

I hope!

 

 

CHRIS

(shakes the Devil's hand)

We'll see.

 

 

STRANGER

Bye!

 

Chris and Rachel wave to them as Chris rides the bike up and into the Tunnel. STAY ON the Stranger as Wilton buzzes in and lands.

WILTON

I got off my date early.

What did I miss?

 

 

STRANGER

He got the girl, killed

the baddies...

 

 

WILTON

... and saved the entire planet.

I get the idea. Think he'll

be back?

 

 

STRANGER

One way or another. I

can always go pay him

another visit, right?

 

Chris rides out of view.

EXT. HELL CITY - DETENTION CENTRE.

Four demon guards are trying to force Grazazel into the main door of the detention centre, when with a roar he spins round, surprising them and knocking them to the ground. A blast of fire breath all around gets them out of the way, before he swoops off to fly after Chris.

EXT. HELL CITY - MAIN SQUARE.

The crowd register their shock as Grazazel flies overhead.

EXT. HELL CITY - ENTRANCE TO THE TUNNEL.

The Devil looks up in concern as Grazazel swoops down.

DEVIL

(to a demon next to him)

Close the tunnel.

 

The demon runs over to the control booth next to the tunnel entrance, and starts a set of firewall barriers lowering over the entrance. The Devil watches as Grazazel swoops down onto the booth, tears the screaming demon out and tries to raise the barriers. He stops. He looks down slowly to see a silver sword blade protruding from his chest. He stares stupidly at the wound and slides forward, off the blade. We pull back to see the Devil, calmly holding a cigar in one had, his sword in the other.

DEVIL

Not in my town.

 

CLOSE ON GRAZAZEL

As he slides forward, smearing black blood over the booth controls. Just before he slides to the floor, he manages to hit a button marked: "Fire Control." Then he hits the deck.

INT. THE TUNNEL.

Chris and Rachel speed along on the motorbike. Chris looks very happy to be on his way back out at last. "Driver Down" by Nine Inch Nails plays. Rachel hears something behind them. She turns.

RACHEL'S P.O.V.

The fireball, in all its terrifying, screaming glory, tears round the corner of the Tunnel after them! The song reaches the first crashing guitar riff.

ON CHRIS AND RACHEL

She screams and turns his head round to see it approaching.

RACHEL

What the fuck is that?

 

 

CHRIS
That shouldn't be there!

Someone must have set it

off... Lucas!

 

 

RACHEL

Never mind who, just get

away from it!

 

 

CHRIS

Hang on!

 

They race up the tunnel. The fireball gets closer and closer - they have a head start, but is it enough? The fireball keeps gaining despite the engine of the bike howling as it is pushed to its limits. Rachel presses herself close to Chris as the heat from it starts to effect them both. Little wisps of flame start to spit out past the bike, some catching on Rachel and Chris's clothes. She frantically swats them out.

RACHEL

Hurry!!

 

The fireball is right on them now, but ahead we can see the exit. It's going to be close. Chris leans right down and tries to squeeze some extra power out of the bike as the thundering noise of the fireball drowns out the bike's engine. Rachel starts to scream as she is nearly singed by it, when:

EXT. OUTSIDE THE TUNNEL. NIGHT.

The bike screams out onto the late night motorway like a bat out of Hell, smoke pouring from its overworked engine. Chris brakes, skidding the bike to a halt. The music, by now in the piano only outro, fades out. They both gasp for breath, covered in sweat, as they look back over their shoulder.

 

THEIR P.O.V. - THE TUNNEL ENTRANCE

The entrance fades out before their very eyes, as if it was never there.

ON RACHEL AND CHRIS

 

RACHEL

(sarcastic)

Nice place, really!

 

 

CHRIS

Oh, it's not so bad once

you get to know it.

 

 

RACHEL
Whatever happens, promise

me we won't end up there

for a while, okay?

 

 

CHRIS

(grins)

Whatever you say.

 

Chris revs up the bike and drives away from us towards the city lights in the distance. "Bat Out Of Hell" by Meatloaf plays over the end credits, which roll up as Chris and Rachel disappear into the distance.

FADE TO BLACK