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New Reports from the terrorism front lines! Here is the account of Osama Bin Laden that no one wants you to know! Read a startling account of Bin Laden's first command post assignment! Read about amazing new medical procedures perfected by Al-Qaeda doctors near the front! Examine a first hand account of Osama from one of his closest college fraternity brothers!
Holy Shit, this bird guy is fucking crazy! Read of the writhings of Dr. Yarborough Harmon in regards to "The Elusive One", SNAP! Click here if you dare! SNAP!, The Elusive One
Mike Tyson attack! Reports from the Sam’s Town Hotel and Casino in Tunica, Miss. implicate former undisputed heavyweight champion of the world “Iron” Mike Tyson in a bizarre attack on several hotel guests! Click here to read the Associated Press's Tyson Report
Ball Lickers Unite! As reported by the Associated Press yesterday during the annual Ball Lickers Union Meeting in San Diego, Ca.! Click here to read the Associated Press's Ball Lickers Report. In a seemingly unrelated story, thousands of British males have flocked to San Diego, Ca. this week, bolstering the sale of hosiery, cosmetics, and gerbils in that city.
CIA Warning! This message was received this morning via Email from an unnamed reliable source that would only forward it to our web site under the condition that we quoted him as an unnamed and reliable source. Whatever you do, do not poop on October 28! Click here to see the CIA "Poop" Report
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Now Available! at BarnesandNoble.com for only $74.95 (USD), Tally Ho! Fish & Chips! The inspirational true story of simple gay British fry cook that became the supervisor of a network test lab in the Unites States. Click here to read an excerpt: Tally Ho! Fish & Chips!, Want to hear more? Then Email mcandjvp@hotmail.com
Coming Soon! The rights to Tally
Ho! Fish & Chips! have been purchased by the Fag Pack (Elton John, Boy George, and George Michael) and will soon become the Off-Off-Broadway musical: French Fry Faggot! Boy George will star as the Fry Guy with Elton John co-staring as his overbearing and neurotic mother. George Michael will portray a yet undisclosed character, and Grammy Award winning artist Eminem will portray Phillipe (Fry Guy’s homosexual lover). Radio personality Howard Stern raved, “Fun for the entire family!”, and Roger Ebert of the Chicago Sun Times screamed, “Don’t ever fucking call me again you asshole!”. Don’t miss this warm and intimate adaptation of a soon to be family classic!
