00-00-00 - title
 

03-20-03 - omfg
MARCH MADNESS IS HERE WOOHOO 

03-11-03 - crazy times a'comin
March Madness is on the Horizon. And look who decided to join the dance. 

03-05-03 - the thirst has been quenched
storm the court baby 

02-16-03 - raisin' hell
In town for some mad Bucks action. Word to relocating at halftime to seats five times as expensive as the ones you paid for. It's a good thing they won, otherwise I would have killed myself for missing the Badgers game on Saturday. It doesn't matter though, I got to hear the new Bucks Light It Up song where they try to squeeze "Gadzuric" in there between Allen and Thomas.

Link: A disguised JeffK update

Has anyone seen Chappelle's show? The episodes are either hit or miss, but when they hit...

How about that Joe Millionaire show? If you ask me, the twist at the end will be that the butler is filthy rich and the chick has to choose between a poor, good-looking guy and a old, rich dude.

Link: Get out the way

Can't wait for Old School... 

02-03-03 - hmmm
Damn lazy-ass reporters who write articles early: Columbia Streaks Toward Florida Landing

Just look at the "latest headlines" around the article... 

02-01-03 - numb hands
Yes, it keeps happening.

While on the subject, Wisconsin creamed Penn State today. I tried to wait until the last possible second before departing for it, since Marquette was on. At least they both won. On the house, do you speak it?

I didn't know people actually still used my savegames, so, if you need them, e-mail me and we can set something up.

Oh, and here are the Something Awful Photoshop Phriday - Recalled Foods.

Peace. 

01-23-03 - bittorrent ownz
Link: Robber attacks woman with PlayStation
This thing reads like it's out of The Onion. "Mrs Palmer cried out "nobody hurts my son", but the man hit her over the head with the PlayStation that he had just stolen from the living room."

HURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR 

01-17-03 - what exploded
It's been some time since I've updated, but I've been busy lately and I wanted to wait until I got back to school.
Link: Weird-ass ending to a football game. Goddamn, I would hate to be that quarterback.

Link: Ever wondered what a banana has to do with peanut butter and jelly?

Time for Shaq to school Yao.

That was pretty short, maybe I can slap together a substantive update soon. 

12-31-02 - how quaint
The severely undermatched Wisconsin Badgers pull out on overtime victory over Colorado despite a flurry of turnovers. The sub-.500 Bucks somehow comeback to defeat the best team in the NBA, the Mavericks, despite a number of horrible calls by the refs. But the Packers get blown away by the Jets. Go figure. 

12-11-02 - what the shit
Man, watching the Badgers play against grossly undermatched teams is fun.

Link: Men get into fight about hairy butts
Read that. I can't believe it, they even tried to write it all seriously and stuff (case in point, check out the subtitle).

Goddamn, my sides hurt. 

12-06-02 - grateful red
productivity derailer

Link: A ten dollar wad of paper

Link: When Toilets Attack, Part 3

Link: Somehow, I doubt this

That's your shoddily thrown-together mess of links for the day! 

12-02-02 - long overdue
Had enough of those "moon landings were a conspiracy" nutcases? Buzz Aldrin has.

I guess stupid criminals exist in foreign countries as well...

Comedy "the internet makes you stupid" option.

Cool-ass clock.

Word to the wise: don't do this.

And finally, leave it to hicks from Janesville to cook up something like this. 

11-22-02 - been a few
Just wait until they make a "disaster" movie out of this

This link says it all

And just to show you how lazy I've been, I've finally uploaded the Photoshop Phriday from a few weeks ago. Check out Book/Movie Themed Cereals

Edit: Just realized that the humor page was screwed up for one reason or another. Has been fixed.

one day, i am gonna grow wings, a chemical reaction 

11-14-02 - i am never idle
...even when i am

This may be spot-on, but it sure as hell isn't funny 

11-13-02 - been real busy
check back after thanksgiving

oh wait, first this

and, i can't believe they have this 

11-01-02 - blood-streaken green diarrhea
...would be a good name for a band.

Link: This reeks of irony

 

10-28-02 - site news
I've taken the archives down. The main reason is that I will be posting more sporadically and less substantial in the future, and it isn't worth the time to archive things anymore. Most of it is dated anyway. For the most part, any post I make should be on the main page for about a month, so it will still be up for a decent amount of time.

Oh, and here's a somewhat adequate explanation of Donnie Darko I put together.

Actually, before examtime, here are some links:

Link: Saddam Hussein's email has been cracked
Hint: Don't use the same word for your username and password, and on top of that, make it longer than five characters.

Link: Insane guy shoots professors over midterm hooha. Quite disturbing. 

10-25-02 - seven days
Holy crap. The Ring was awesome. Even though I didn't lose any sleep over it, it was still damned scary.

"...Vikings linebacker...may receive a fine and possibly even a suspension for his role in the mass slaughter of the Lithuanian people..."

Remember when Sean Connery made a fool of himself in Finding Forrester? Oh, you don't? This'll remind you.

Link: This is actually a real link so check it out

Link: The internet makes you stupid

We're doomed. 

10-23-02 - draftday
This is awesome. 

10-21-02 - clicky
Turn the sound up and click this. Only if you are an idiot. 

10-20-02 - words
I realize that there are probably a lot of people from the past that visit this site, most likely more than I can even imagine.

I was browsing through the old archives briefly, and I realize that there was a lot of mindless banter and inane rants; excuse these as it was part of my somewhat feeble attempt at the weblog explosion that took place during the mid-to-latter portions of my high school years.

I don't think I really regret anything that I've said, but I will admit that large portions of it were pointless and insubstantial, partly in the name of humor.

I find myself thinking about this and grinning like Donnie Darko just after committing the next horrific act conjured up by Frank.

How moronic indeed. 

10-20-02 - cellar door
Donnie Darko is the best movie ever. I need that DVD.

Blow and Red Dragon aren't that bad either.

Link: Black People Love Us (this site is damn witty)

Link: Are you high, or is this really happening?

Time has run out. 

10-15-02 - get out the way
Smuggler's apes in pants

Make Bush fart and stuff 

10-10-02 - lookalikes
Link: Play this game. The audio is where it's at.

Link: The Onion: Point-Counterpoint: Wines.

I swear I had more than that. 

10-08-02 - firefly
Link: Something about farts

Link: Excellent guide to getting out of prison 

10-05-02 - the sixty-six oz thermos
This has been a long time coming. I have virtually no time to post on this site, but tonight, I will pledge to try to shoddily throw together a few links in an effort to post something at least three times a week. I've been pretty busy with college life, but I will omit any and all details that might be used as evidence in a court of law.

That being said, I went to the Badgers game today, but unfortunately, we fucking lost. Stupid Penn State has a good kicker, and our offensive line can't block the pass rush if their life depended on it. Wisconsin was overrated anyway, I guess.

Another thing that has come to my mind is that I will never get around to getting this site into the state that I want. There will always be remnants of this site that are not that relevant, important, funny, worthwhile, etc. As much as this will bother me, I will always be too lazy to fix it. But I may try every now and then.

Quite site status (to date):

Calculators: I am still working on getting a USB hub and USB Graph-Link cable that will seamlessly work with Windows XP. Until then, I won't be able to port or update any of my calculator programs. Not that I am actually programming stuff anymore.

Downloads: One of the few sections I will try to regularly update. Most of the programs under this section are programs that I use, and if I download or hear about something new, that is useful, I will put it up.

Forums: This was the dumbest thing on the planet. I don't even know why I'm keeping it anymore, but whatever.

Gaming: This will most likely remain as is. As much as I have tried, I have rarely been able to become obsessed with computer or video games, and with the recent deprivation of free time, I doubt that this section of the site will ever pan out.

Geek's Revenge: Probably will stay as is.

Humor: Also something that I will try and update. Some stuff on here is still moronic, but I will try and mirror some funny Photoshop Phriday entries. Other than that, we shall see. Perhaps some inane flash animations.

Programming: I don't really program anymore. Unless I decide to learn Java or take a course while I am in college, I don't think I will program that much for awhile.

School: You mean you waste your time here?

Works: Who knows.

About Me: I forgot I even had this section.

Links: If I find something worthwhile, I'll put it up.