JETT MEETS RAGOO
IN THE BEGINNING, Jett spoke with The Evil Twins, and The Evil Twins said "Seek out Ragoo, for he has wine, and in wine, there is truth, truth is power, truth is knowledge." So on the first day of the second year of our savior Saban, Jett set out across that beautiful landscape that all in the SEC know and revere. Past the Memorial Tower and Boyd Hall, through the Quad, around the Indian Burial Mounds, slipping quietly by the cage of a napping Mike V, through the hoardes of revelers, Jett never lost her resolve although the elements were not always kind.
As with many adventures, it is not the destination or the end, but the journey itself. And with the journey came new encounters, first with a lass named Jessie, who many believe to be the NEXT GREAT CHAMPION.
Eventually, Jett arrived at the area inhabited by The Krewe of Ragoo, where the last steps of her journey would soon unfold. Indeed, she was lost in a lost world.
First came an audience with the deciple known as GimppyTiger and his lovely and gracious consort, Miss Jami.
And then at last, while all around them gazed in awe, Jett was met and accepted by the omnipresent one. And there she acquired the truth, knowledge, and power of which the Evil Twins spoke.
And the result of that meeting is now history, for the rival that was once TooLame, has been eliminated, with extreme prejudice.
