That Ugly Baby

     NYC, New York — The ugliest human being alive has been discovered. Through our extensive search, we have been able to locate the ugliest human being alive. This person is known to friends and family as jack smith. jack has been acknowledged as the ugliest human being ever. It is said that when jack was born, the doctor that delivered the baby slapped it's mother instead of slapping the baby.

A close friend of the family told us the following story;
    His mother had gotten on a bus holding him.
    The bus driver said: "That's the ugliest baby I've ever seen."
    In a huff, his mother slammed her fare into the fare box and
    took an aisle seat near the rear of the bus.
    The man seated next to her sensed that she was agitated and
    asked her what was wrong.
    "The bus driver insulted me" she fumed.
    The man sympathized and said: "Why, he's a public servant and
    shouldn't say things to insult passengers."
    "You're right" she said.  "I think I'll go back up there and
    give him a piece of my mind."
    "That's a good idea" the man said.  "Here, let me hold your monkey."

the lady slapped him on his face the man said sorry I thought it was a monkey