3/1/04
Holy crud. Its March. Whoop-di-do.
Ayway, I officaly changed my name to Prime Number Playa. PNP for short.
When I got home, I was downloading music, mostly the song "I fought the law" by Green Day (It's a cover, for all you loser nerds) Out comes Green Day, yelling, "Are you bad enough to save the president?"
I yell, "Yes Mr. Green Day, let's go!"
So we walk to the White House, and there are ninja gaurds. Holy.....ninja cow... Batman! So PNP walks up to them and tells them their shoes are untied. When he bends down, he realizes that he is wearing no shoes. So I punch him in the stomach and he explodes. Eventually, we get in the White House, only seeing the Terminator blowing stuff up. He implodes, then deplodes. We get transported to the land of burgers and go in time one day!
"It's over, it's finally, over"
"It seems just like yesterday after the clone wars."
"It was yesterday...."
*Terminator theme plays*
Yes, that was today. Now what will happen tommarrow?
3/2/04
Today, me and the character you have never heard of, Gdubya.(Also know as G-reg or Greg) We were in math, then all of a sudden, our teacher turned into a time warping dinosaur. We time warped to present day in the Emu Land. Let me tell you, that place is NICE. Here's our converstation
Greg: Hey look at em go!
Me: Emu's can't fly...
Greg: That's no emu! That's... a computer!
Me: Hey look at that Goverment bluilding! Tewc? What does Twec mean?
We walk into the building comes a hockey playing emu.
Emu: Bawk! Foul!
The emu spontaneously combusts into oblivion.
Different emu: Welcome to Tewc. You seem very cool. Do you know what Tewc means?
Greg: No clue
The emu whispers it's true meaning, and one side note
emu: Resistence is futile, mortal fools. If you tell one uncool person, your world you call Sector 27...Earth...Will implode, after all uncool people shrivle up.
We go into the portal and fall into a pit of fire.
3/3/04
After visting the emu land twice, me (PNP) and Greg learn about the ERTE. If any nonworthy person knows what it means, even the land of emus would be destroyed. Including the hockey playing emu.
Today was boring. Nothing really happened besides getting set on fire. That monkey will pay.
3/4/04
Word is that Emu Land has weapons of mass destruction, including the emu egg shooter. (It explodes!) Tune in later this week. (I'm worn out, and nothing happend today.
